>all these likes in 2 daysWhy does Japan love Emma Myers so much? Should she really be the next Gwen?
>>217462513Nicotine. Not even once.
>>217462595Melody Marks?
>>217462587>jealous hag
>>217462595June Lovejoy?
>Japs lusting over an adult woman>OMG BUT IT'S BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHILD !!!!!!!!!have you niggas seen a child? lol
Nobody would dress like this.
>>217464036Duh. I don’t work. I am unemployed and sell vintage and I’m on 4chan at 4 am. Of course I don’t know what’s best for being an actual blue collar. I’m concerned about proportion and material. Not my long day in the coal mines.
>>217464006I'd rather just be comfy. I dont want to wear heavy denim.
>>217462385And i bet they had tracksuit jackets as well
>>217464080>id rather be comfy Whatever anon. You’re doomed.
>>217464106I'm doomed anyway but I had a lot of sex in my 20s so it's OK
HALB
>>217464042AAAHHH DON'T SUCK MY COCK!!!!
>>217464042>NOOOOOO NOT TWO SEXY YOUNG NUBILE WOMEN THAT WANT TO TAG TEAM MY COCK AHHHHHHHH
>>217464107>>217464123stop being so boring
So now that the dust has settled, why did it flop?
>>217450476picrel looked like new british boyband like nsync and backstreet boys
Alex Garland's career should've ended with Civil War.
>dude... what if humans were the real rage zombies... part four
>>217462325Very possible since with how cheap Part 2 was with a DEI meme as director, they couldn't afford ATJ. They HAVE to be saving him for the third so they can pair him with Cillian Murphy. I really want them to retcon the ending of the second film and keep Jimmy and Kelson alive.>>217463578Boyle and Garland are old and demented fuckwits who should check into a nursing home or get into a grave. Planning an entire trilogy and giving the middle part to a DEI hire because, as you know, they HAVE to do this so the Jews at Sony give them the money to begin with. You can bet that was in the contracts.
Did this movie filter half of /tv/?
Why does everyone blame her when she wasnt the one who threw the map in the river
>>217457237more surface area to cum on
you dont even need to add a supernatural element to their navigation, they constantly outwardly decide to change direction or try something elseif they just picked any single direction and kept going they would eventually end up ANYWHERE ELSE.
>>217453840The witch possessed Josh to throw the map in the river. Just like how she made him go to the house in the middle of the night.
>>217455182It was back in the good ol' days. They went all out making a website so when you google'd it you'd be told shit was real yo.
I remember how shitless scared I was as a child during the tent scene, like that shit had my adrenaline pumping. Never have experienced anything quite like it and probably never will again.Meanwhile my parents were just frustrated saying the movie was just teenagers screaming all the time. Guess they were right in a way, but that such a superficial way of viewing this movie.
>film starts out with a quote on a black screen
When a man makes a beast of himself, he gets rid of the pain of being a man.
>>217463006david bowie was a chomo
and the general vanished, the shills dispersed. pathetic dreck humans
>>217461364The first 2 episodes genuinely captured my attention and made me think, especially because the normies were such utter plebs about it. Then nothing happened for the rest
>>217461388In 2028 when the show returns and they need a cameo to boost interest.
>>217463259You're a pile of human garbage anon
>>217461364turns out nobody cares about watching some old bitch grouch for six hours
Why are there so few movies set in Australian cities?
There's a bunch but the city setting is usually less important. The Babadook is set in Adelaide for example. At a guess, our cities don't impart a very strong atmosphere onto movies the way famous American cities do. Weirdly, books have done a better job capturing this. Monkey Grip by Helen Garner is famous for being very Melbourne.
>>217463932because you'd think the movies are set in china or india and not australia
>>217463932The government requires their quota of abo shit and red dirt
>>217464077You reminded me of Mr. Nice Guy which is a Hong Kong kung fu film with Jackie Chan set in Melbourne.
>that mcgriddle isn't sitting well, better wash it down with some Popovs
>>217463848Sounds more like an overeating issue. I used to subsist off of nothing but shitty gas station food, burritos, and cheap vodka. Was still underweight the entire time.
fast food is obviously unhealthy but medicine has gotten so good that you can severely fuck up your health and still have a long life, look at how many morbidly obese "people" manage to live to an old age.Unrelated but I just remembered this kino WKUK skithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOyjzE1vcD4
>>217458714Everything is a reverse psychology psyop. They asked him to do it because they were about to turn all their natural food into poisonous slop anyway. So now everyone was distracted by adding the health options that NO ONE buys, and removing that Supersize option, that no one noticed the buns and cheese were plastic and every ingredient they used was paired with fillers and chemicals that disrupt people's endocrine system and rot their digestive system
>>217460114Idk maybe the way to go about isn't acting like a smug faggot, what a concept
>>217454852You forgot he me too'd himself
>It's the beards
>they still are
OH BEHAVE /TV/
>In Goldmember Austin timetravels back 27 years>If the movie had come out today Austin would be timetraveling back to 1999
>>217462596I rewatched these movies, the second one is a masterpiece, the first one was ok, the third one had a lot of good jokes but some felt too forced. I think they ran out of steam and that's why it ended there.
>>217463814
Admit it, it's better for the network to meddle and force Lynch to reveal the killer early and kill the show off while it was still popular than letting him put every retarded nonsense that popped up in his head onscreen until its inevitable premature cancellation.
would have been better not to make this sporkslop
Damn good coffee though
It certainly gave Twin Peaks a cool meta twist where after solving the mystery the show lost track and became worse and stupid and then Lynch had to come back and make it kino again. It's kinda fun when real life affects media, just like those 2 final episodes of Evangelion being the way they are because of budget or The Dark Tower books turning weird after King's van accident etc
>>217464011>masturbatory surrealism is goodS2 wouldn't even last 22 episodes if lynch was given free rein like he was in the return and we ended up with more schizo shlock and no concrete narrative.
>cry at every new tv show and movie that comes out>wont stop talking about them >wont stop making video essays about them I have alt right fatigue
>>217463961So stop giving them things to complain about.At the very least stop explicitly capturing entertainment products people like, and fucking them up on purpose(which they know they're doing, and will admit to).The disgruntled nerd sphere isn't even "the right", as I have tried to explain to you before. These are people who literally like the fact that Star Trek used to depict a race blind egalitarian utopia where people had transcended the need for money.>you're a racist because your favorite character is Benjamin Sisko. Yeah, nah. You've got them pegged, bro.
>>217461581what was the price? catching up in subscriber numbers?
Imagine coming to 4chong to complain about youtube slop videos about slop television
>>217460868It's so funny that there is more audience for movie reaction of old stuff then whatever hollywood shits out in the current year. Normies hate leftoids now.
>>217460868>STOP SAYING THE CORPORATE WOKESLOP IS BAD!!! STOP IT!!! WAAAAAAAAH!!!Why are you like this, OP?
GO GREEN RANGER GO!
>>217463738I just learned he was in the IDF
I forrgot how light speed the pace and constant ramping up of hype this show was. Tired simile but its literally like if a crackhead was a show
>>217463648KWADB
>>217463846>killed himself for no reasonThis nigga tried to be like Kurt Cobain
CRACKASAURUS!https://youtube.com/shorts/VBBS7VESPjs?si=dPt3xqNTwD72_mly
>Hollywood hates us because we pay bonuses
They hate them because they're anus.
>>217463897vaxx status?
why is there an Art Bell poster is this soft disclosure?
jew status,?
>>217463897that would make sense
