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>guy in Tony's crew gets killed by him or New York
>this goes on for six seasons in between endless family drama
how is this crap so highly rated? Tony's wife and sister and mother are all irritating as fuck.
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>>217463221
You sound brown.
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>>217463002
People who think this show is about the mob either haven't seen it or they're just fully retarded.
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The storylines are a bit formulaic. Guy gets out of prison, he's too psycho for the other mobsters, Tony or someone kills him at the end of the season.
But I watched Sopranos for the main cast, for the way it gets you to sympathise with the mobsters, have fun with them, watching them cracking jokes and having a good time, and then BAM! they just shot someone for no reason, this is who you wanted to be friends with? You were laughing along with this guy's jokes a second ago but now you remember he's a murderer.
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Scorsese hates it because might as well be watching one of his movies I mean literally everything down to the actors themselves have all been ripped off from him movies
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>>217463002
Toni I love your cannoli

>film starts out with a quote on a black screen
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When a man makes a beast of himself, he gets rid of the pain of being a man.
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>>217463006
david bowie was a chomo
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>>217464126
Your mom was a chode

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Ruins your kino
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>>217464168
Fuck you gingers are kino
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OPs jealous cuz he didn't get his salad tossed by Sara Jay

So now that the dust has settled, why did it flop?
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>>217464129
Most of /tv/ loved it because it throws out all the ideas from the previous movie
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>>217464167
>>217464129
This reboot was DOA the moment ATJ's character didn't turn out to be the main character that the trilogy revolves around but, of course, Boyle and Garland being two clitdick losers, they can't have a strong male survivor as the leader. A shota and some mulatto bitch have to be the leads. Also, dyke-looking Cillian Murphy with his black mulatto daughter.
Jesus wept.
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>>217453389
None of this was intentional on part of the creators but you're a smart and creative person superimposing this onto these filth movies. I hope you're creating yourself instead of consuming.
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>>217464206
You are mentally ill
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>>217464184
It’s really annoying a good character gets sidelined. The fact is you turn into infected by a drop of blood getting into your blood and they’re constantly aggressive and fast. Logic says 3 decades later the only survivors are the hard fought who kill at distance and are quite literally experts. Then you have the psychotics who don’t give a shit and let infected blood gets everywhere but whatever to them.

Then this film has a bone idle family putting nails on a stick and getting up close. 3 decades in ffs

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This was the only woman who George was looksmatched with
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>>217462147
Based schizo post
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>>217462135
women aged twice as fast before the 2000s
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>>217462135
insane gaslighting
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>>217462310
Yes. The only people who got bogged in the 90s were really old women who went to the plastic surgeon. It was unheard of for a young lady in her 20s to get bogged.
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>>217462117
George got too greedy here, he could have made it work if he took it slow.

Raw Heads Edition
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>>217454871
Not really horror, it's closer to a Tim Burton movie. When it was over my wife said "aww that was cute". I liked it too if that means anything.
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Just finished. It's another Battle Royale knockoff and it's TERRIBLE. This one has a teacher hypnotize his entire class secretly so that if they break any one of 100 rules they'll unwillingly commit suicide. He doesn't tell them what any of the rules are, tells them the hypnosis will only wear off when only one of the kids is left alive, and then kills himself. The movie is the kids trying to figure out what the rules are, and they can be just STUPID random shit, like "no drinking coffee." I hated this. When the shit that can kill the characters can be literally any random fucking thing there isn't much suspense.
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>>217464213
sounds like it landed on the retarded side of dangerous plot devices. I watched that As the Gods Will film the other day and that wasn't bad for a death game movie, though weaker towards the end.

Is Inception Nolan's worst movie?
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>>217463812
>Yo check out this dream world where we have Escher stairs and we can bend cities 'n shit
>Now let's have nothing happening in the rest of the movie
Yeah
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>>217464124
Definitely.
The mental backflips already started, and they will only become more acrobatic
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>>217464136
Prestige is one of my favorite movies. Oppenheimer, Insomnia, and 1917 were great. I hate capeshit in general but liked his Batman movies well enough. Interstellar was very meh. But Inception was boring as fuck from the very outset. At 50 min in I dropped it and now watching Tenet which isnt starting great either
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>>217464201
Dunkirk I mean. Also liked Memento.
Havent seen Following, which according to wikipedia is the only other film he directed apparently that I havent seen
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Oppenheimer was offensively smug and somehow managed to cry about the brutal necessities of war while downplaying any real human suffering.

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>>217452761
>Pretentiously wax poetic about 3rd world gutter slop
>Let your whore wife fuck a teenager
>Hang self in hotel closet
>Leave your daughter without a father
Great guy
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>>217452761
I remember seeing a lot of posts on here when he died that said he was anti-white or some shit, was any of that true?
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>>217463732
https://youtu.be/QiQv-19e0zQ?si=b8Gessr9RM0m9Vt2
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>>217460384
>open yourself to new experiences with vegetables you may not understand...
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>first Italian wife gets into MMA and starts cucking him with her gym partners
>Second Italian wife cucks him with an underage boy
Guy won

Why does everyone blame her when she wasnt the one who threw the map in the river
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>>217455164
Because they won't be allowed to get jobs or buy houses.
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>>217456551
>my phone is on silent
>I see her missed calls a few days later
>she should call an amber lamps
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I've never watched the blair witch project, it seems like a dumb idea
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>>217464226
It's boring and motion sickness inducing. Lots of camera shaking.
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>>217456023
>hey guys i need you to help me film my project!
>wanna go with her and murder her there and blame it on the Blair witch?
>yeah sure breh
Easy most crimes are crimes of opportunity.

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>have a cool lineup
>the aussie midget decides to ruin it with a gay ass song about not enough women being on the show which was 90% references to women who were on the show
Explain this bullshit

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>So, anon... what's your favorite movie?
What's the right answer here?
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>>217463338
the sam neil movie?
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>>217463361
yeah
essentially french + american horrible relationship vs....i haven't seen those ethan hawke movies yet actually, been waiting because I keep thinking they'll touch me hard
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>>217447895
I wish I had a less accessible answer, but unironically First Reformed is my favourite movie.
I've seen a lot of better movies, but that one in particular just hits different.
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your response?
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>>217447895
in my experience, pretty smart girls like this only really go for Indian chad men

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Why are there so few movies set in Australian cities?
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>>217463932
The government requires their quota of abo shit and red dirt
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>>217464077
You reminded me of Mr. Nice Guy which is a Hong Kong kung fu film with Jackie Chan set in Melbourne.
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>>217463932
because australia is gay

>t.australian
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>>217464116
It's hard to find out what the exact quotas are because they keep changing every couple of years. But I found there's a new five year plan called 'Revive' and the first section in the 100+ page official document is titled 'First Nations First' lmao. So it's more of the same.
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Ausgods are too busy being ripped surfer chads to care about nerd shit like movies

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>all these likes in 2 days
Why does Japan love Emma Myers so much? Should she really be the next Gwen?
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>Japs lusting over an adult woman
>OMG BUT IT'S BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHILD !!!!!!!!!
have you niggas seen a child? lol
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>>217464133
Well, she does look like a child. Or in this case, a teen.
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>>217464133
She does look young for her age, and japs are known paedos, so it checks out.
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>>217464207
Nice goalpost moving, plus she is not a child. Zero argument. I also fap to very young jav sluts, doesn't mean shit.
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>>217462421
38k likes in 2 days is nothing lmao

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>>217458310
what a strapping young man! i wouldnt be able to tell he was 36 if he didnt mention it!
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why do millennials and zoomer idolize youth?
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>>217457950
Smallville's Lex Luthor?
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>>217463749
Every older generation that has ever lived idealizes youth and selectively remembers only the good parts of it. If I sit back and force myself to remember, there were a lot of parts about being a teenager and early 20-something I hated. I actually like my life a lot better now at 40. I'm married and have a good career. I'm a lot happier now than when I was a teen. When I was young my mental health was miserable.
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>>217457950
Why did you post those pictures of your cock last time? It was kinda small bro

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And remember, we care.
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>>217463785
I wonder if picard had a Yamaha heart
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You crossed my line of death!
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>>217463914
No more military aid
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>>217463914
Don't raise your finger at me bitch


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