Straight to business: I have decided to start watching Star Wars, at least the first 6 movies, to see what I've been missing. I have never consumed any star wars media prior to this. Of course I know about a likes and plot points but this will be the first time I actually watch any of these movies.>you should start with the OGs before the prequelsno and i dont care. lets start with this one. first the good:>John WilliamsObviously. He's actually too good for this. Somethis the score will be popping the fuck off meanwhile theres nothing interesting happening in the screen. He legit carries this film.>SOME effectsunderwater monsters were really nice, sometimes you also get a good shot here and there. for a 1999 movie? its finenow the bad: Everything else.>the actingThis has to be the most soulless movie I've ever watched. Every actor looks like he doesnt want to be here. I can understand the kid actors (the princess one was legit AWFUL), its the directors job to guide them. But the adults also arent doing anything good. No one shows any emotion, everybody talks the same, theres not a single bit of SOVL in any scene. and this goes on for 2 hours.
>>217432775>Those individuals have use of republic credits.you don't know that at all, perhaps they go through the local exchange, which given that tatooine is in hutt territory is more than likely>You really think it's hard to find one weak minded fool to do that with?and you're just ignoring reality kek. qui-gon found a vendor with what he needs, and is unlikely to find it elsewhere, so finding a way to deal with watto is his best bet rather than searching for a local millionaire to swap some cash out. imagine thinking people just casually have 20 grand floating around that can be exchanged equally to a different currency. dumb nigger never took an economics class in your life.>>217432824- if watto was lying, qui-gon would have sensed it and went to approach another dealer- he has to take the fucking queen you actual retard, and she isn't gonna take off without her posse, nor will qui-gon leave obi-wan or jar jar behind, you really don't fucking think at all- oh yeah let's stand around and wait to see who's the retard (hint: you)- and if this was the method they took, darth maul would have gone to tatooine and killed everyone aboard the ship while qui-gon and padme were fucking in the backseat of another pilot's starshipyou guys really try hard but ultimately are just idiots with nothing better to do, fortunately i also have nothing better to do which is why i take pride in countering your retardation with my autism
>>217432824>He's lyingNot guaranteed to be the case, and working the Watto angle is still more efficient than going to every vendor. By the time that the sandstorm settles and Qui Gon even COULD see others, he already wants to free Anakin, which means making a deal with Watto regardless. Watch the movie. >He only needs a small ship to take him and Amidala who he can just claim is his Daughter dumbass.Again, by the time he could even try to do this he's also trying to free Anakin, which means dealing with Watto. Watch the movie. >He could easily see who's a dumbass without waving his hand firstSee above>Coming to pick him up later isn't ditching you stupid autist.If Qui Gon comes back later there isn't a guarantee that he can even free Anakin in the first place. Qui Gon isn't thinking that Anakin is some kid, but potentially the chosen one. This is too important for the Jedi and the fate of the galaxy to not take him ASAP.>>217432919People love watching this movie, not paying attention, and then getting mad at the movie even though it's extremely explicit about shit like this.
>>217432895>Even if he weren't they could have exchanged currencies."REPUBLIC CREDITS ARE NO GOOD HERE" YOU STUPID FAGGOTTHAT MEANS NOBODY IS GOING TO TAKE IT THERE IS NO POSSIBILITY OF EXCHANGE YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST FAGGOT ON THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE AND I'VE UNIRONICALLY VISITED /a/THERE IS NO SMUGGLER OPTIONTHERE IS NO MIND TRICK OPTIONYOU ARE AN ACTUAL RETARD WITH AN IQ OF 4 AT BESTI WILL DOUBLE SPACE WHEN I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT YOU FAGGOT NIGGER REDDITOR KEK>>217432972read the opening crawl, stupid.
>>217433003>you don't know that at all,There is a fucking huge Podrace that Republic citizens have to go to the outer rim to see. That alone proves there should he some republic credits going around.> if watto was lying, qui-gon would have sensed it and went to approach another dealerHe never states this. - he has to take the fucking queen you actual retard, and she isn't gonna take off without her posse, nor will qui-gon leave obi-wan or jar jar behind, you really don't fucking think at allYou're now making shit up. She literally left all of her people behind to get aid from the senate, she'd be pragmatic and do the same if it meant getting to Coruscant.- and if this was the method they took, darth maul would have gone to tatooine and killed everyone aboard the ship while qui-gon and padme were fucking in the backseat of another pilot's starshipThey have no idea Maul is tracking them, Obi-wan could stay behind as protection, and it's a calculated risk. Fuck off dumbass>you guys really try hard but ultimately are just idiots with nothing better to do, fortunately i also have nothing better to do which is why i take pride in countering your retardation with my autismYou've been getting blasted the fuck out by mutliple anons on this one plot point. You keep losing the argument yet keep going. The only retard here is you.
>>217433070>read the opening crawl, stupid.The crawl never mentions dick bubkis about how the Blockade in anyway gives the TF leverage on tax reformation. Get fucked loser.
i just watched both back to back, i liked the first one more.what do Y'ALL think?
>>217432688Covid lockdowns especially concerning assisted living facilities vindicated 28 Weeks for me. I used to think it was too unbelievable to think the people in charge would fuck up enough to lock a bunch of people up together in one spot during an outbreak but welp there ya go.
28 Weeks Later is my favourite.
>>217432656i watched them in cable tv anon, hbo channelthere were ads only after the the movies ended surprisingly enough
I actually kind of agree that the first one was better, but not by much. I just liked how that one sucked you back into the world of post-rage virus spreading and it felt very tribal in a way. I know you could argue the plot was all over the place, but the world and these people in the commune were all interesting to watch along with Spike being a fun protagonist to watch. Second one did expand on the Jimmy one and actually move forward with the plot in ways I didn't expect, but were exciting to see. Cannot wait to see the 3rd one when it releases.
>it took 28 days for soldiers to start raping little girls
>Tell us your favorite movie, AnonHow do you respond?
Would more people go to films if theaters did this more often?
>>217432150>>217432371Dammit my plans of stockpiling popcorn for the apocalypse is ruined.
>>217429298in a sitting or did you pick at them over the course of a day
Had a friend that worked at a theater.They didn't care. We brought in any size containers for popcorn or soda.All they cared about was their paper containers. That's how they calculated inventory and theft.
>>217432529Probably around half a dozen on the drive home. The rest over the next couple of hours.
>meanwhile at home
Did you get stuckmannized?
>>217432027>Won't do any good now.well actually since i just graduated film school i do need to watch both the good and the bad movies so i can see what i like and what mistakes not to makebut i admit my interest in shelby oaks is more personal than professional, i just think it's funny it took cuckmann this long to finally rear his head around to making a movie after building a career of reviewing them poorly.
seems like that iron lung movie is getting a push, is Stuckman going to get BTFO
This movie was fucking terrible.
>>217431962His direction is good, but his writing is weak. He should let others do the writing.
>>217432558noted
>the cheese is melted
>>217432830Ok how do you do it then oh great cock of cheese sandwiches, how would you fucking do it
Fritos pie
The grilled cheese is already precisely sauced. It doesn't need a butter bath.
>>217432414He had the gall to claim it was Tasmania (or wherever this was)'s fault for not having thinner slices of bread and cheese when everyone saw him cut those from a loaf and block HE bought. Then he did a collab video with one of the e-celebs who was clowning him nonstop for the grilled cheese disaster, in an obvious display of "I can take a joke haha all good now"
>>217433004>adds salt to fucking Fritos and canned chiliHe simply cannot stop shooting his own foot
>cuts bangs>career endsmany such cases
>>217432116Is there a lot of hardcore lesbian sex?
whew lad
>>217427175Who?
>>217433065Ksenia Solo, Latvian-Leaf
Any movies with this theme? I just saw The Boner Temple and something like pic related was mentioned as affecting the infected
>the infected view people as demons so that's why they become inhumanely aggressive and vomit blood and don't even communicate and tear people from limb to limbwhat a fucking copout. why can't it just be "the virus heightens their aggression and supresses all other emotion". How is that not enough?
>>217432491People look like this but your brain corrects it to look "normal"
>>217432993Fuck you
>>217432579That doesn't explain why they avoid attacking each other
The Most Autistic Edition EverPreviously, on /trek/ >>217410267
star trek sex with shran
Recently started watching TOS. Do I watch the other series in release order or is there some secret meta? How do you wish you had watched everything?
>>217432899What was Insaneway's craziest moment?I know Tuvix gets talked about a lot but for me it's either the time she tried to torture a guy from the Equinox and was only stopped by Chakotay or the time she jailed Tom Paris for trying to stop a genocide
>>217432970Are you going to seethe about this for the entire thread, as usual? Try discussing Star Trek instead.
>>217433016>Try discussing Star Trek instead.star trek sex with shran is the best subject
Is this lady from american pie? Which one? Can y'all tell
>>217417578That's why you get an Asian milf. They are still flexible.
>>217430613>>217424046True, but there should be extensive testing to make sure the baby will come out fine. Hot women who are still fertile at an older age should still make kids.
>>217417578I used to fantasize about her making me worship and massage her MILF feet when I was a teen.
>>217430410>35 is geriatric, 40....nevermore
>>217426898Farscape. It's Kristine Sutherland, the mom from Buffy in a cameo role.
It wasn't supposed to be a documentary.
>>217431836I liked it, the war it's just set dressing for the main plot imo
America is five missed meals from a war of some kind. And I doubt it will be civil.
>>217432441What’s so “civil” about war anyway?
>>217431836>Nooo you can't just defend yourself against a kamikaze karen domestic terrorist!Get ice spiced.
>>217432404TWO MORE WEEKS
Now that she is one year away from thirty, Lets reminisce about her 20's career. do you think she will break out into film anytime soon or wallow on British TV? Did she live up to her portential? any roles that she should have played, but was past by? Please don't make any dog jokes, there is another thread for that. This is a serious thread for serious contemplation: I want to know if will burst out into film or if she is stuck on the BBC
>>217432324I think a moving truck was stolen and the thieves dumped her shit everywhere. What did the thieves leave in your drive way?
absolutely tragic bosoms
>>217432301>>217432608Do you think if her tits where a bit perkier she would have have landed some bigger roles?
>>217432745it couldn't have hurt her chances surely
>>217431888She avoided Star Wars and Marvel, I wouldn't call that a bad thing. She is a unique Beauty so she might have work for dune. Fall out is good casting but show is a cheeseburger, i think what it shows is that she could trive in somethign like a Pirates of the carribean She is clearly a good actor. I wonder if the Brad Pit thing damaged her ability to get cast.She could have worked as a Jane Eyre.
I hope Mckenna Grace gets gutted like a fish in Scream 7.
>>217424740Based..I'm reaching This level as well
>>217432376I don't have pics of Katherine Newton. I was a fan until I watched Ant Man vs Kang and now I think she's an insufferable bitch irl. She showed up on set and was like,>"I'm changing my character from a loving understanding daughter to an evil cunt. And if you don't let me, I'll call my Daddy. And he'll call my godfather Bob Iger. Also, my character is bisexual. Any of you MEN have a problem with that?!"
>>217424164My Kenny Graceful
Its weird how zoomers are adults now when they used to be kids a few years ago
>>217424164She’s so absolutely fucking gorgeous.
this kinda sucked. not trying to be edgy but why does this have such a cult following again?
>>217431641That's pretty spot on, methinks.>>217432066I think the non stopping nonsense is what makes it so rewatchable. Everytime I watch it I noticed/remember something that makes it more enjoyable than the last time.
>>217432589That's no way to talk to your father.
>>217432661John Goodman is enough reason to watch this, and in the 90s in particular he was a superstar.
That rug really tied the room together did it not?
>>217431012I don't laugh at movies much but I burst out laughing every time when they throw Donnie's ashes and the wind blows it all back into his face
Post your actors with cute faces>Jonas Nayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6IsCl6yc4k
Jeff post
>>217432551My mind is poisoned by modern media. that looks like a trans-man.
>>217432624He's one the best ones out there. Search him up and look at his other photos
>>217432580Charlie Kirk?
>>217432777You joking right?He looks inbred to me
