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>>217408564>admitting you watch netflix slopLMAO
why do filmmakers care about phone users? If they want to miss out on the plot then it's their problem. Why do movies have to suffer just to make them happy?
>>217408178I usually go on my phone BECAUSE they constantly go on long expositions to reiterate the plot, i want to be engaged, not have to deal with characters saying the same things over and over again
>>217408178Ben Affleck has ruined his voice with alcohol and drugs.
This isn't really a critique of films and TV, it's just a commentary of how everyone can't bear to not look at their phoneEven at face to face social events everyone's looking at their phone, doesn't mean conversation has gone shit, it just means everyone's addicted to phones
>The prequels are better than the se-
>>217409297Ren incelraging and the space casino are iconic. We owe Rian Johnson an apology.
>>217409374This but unironically
>>217409310Seriously? The prequels suck dick
>>217403709I don't understand. Are they purposely doing it slow af.
>>217409752anon isn't kidding, and in the anakin/obi-wan duel they were told to slow down as well so that the cameras could capture it and allow the effects guys to properly coordinate.
>character is whistling or humming while walking>they're humming the theme song of their own show
>>217409824insane that r*ghtoids latched onto this as if it's evidence of some insane conspiracy that biden was dead or hospitalized or some shit. and the whole time it was just daylight (they don't know what that is since they never go outside) and a mic on a long boom arm.
Every single James Bond film just got added to Netflix and I'm gonna have a marathon over the next few days and weeks. In honor of this let's get a James Bond thread where we discuss and rank the actors that played him and the films
>>217407842bait image
>>217408389I loved James Bond movies as a kid, my whole family did. Grandpa introduced me and my cousin to them at a young age. From Russia With Love is probably my favorite.I had a huge crush on this Moldovan girl I met in the fifth grade because of this movie. She looks almost exactly like Tatiana actually. We dated on and off all through school. She and I are celebrating our 10th anniversery this year. She still doesn't know about my James Bond kink, and how I always pretend I'm him when we're intimate.
>>217408966Very nice brother
>>217405862Best Bond is Moore, best Bond movie is Octopussy
>>217410006based off that picture alone i can tell this is NOT a serious film
Anything /tv/ related from before the year 2005
>>217407173boomers pissed shidded and camed in their pants to this
>>217409769opening was fucking kino thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbE5JnsZVVs
>>217403521I remember seeing ads for this but never caught any episodes.
>>217409723Welcome freshman... Was that the one they played that always felt like a soap opera? They had one show on there I always avoided because I equated it with my grandmother's soap operas lol
>>217407988Apparently the Mortal Kombat show has a super downer ending with all of the Earth Realm fighters getting defeated/killed and Shao Kahn victorious.
Why can't anyone make movies this fun anymore?
only the first one was good
>>217409862I love evil rich biff from the 2nd one
>>217409843We now understand that future performance affects past results. Robert Zemeckis was a good director until he made Mars Needs Moms, and now all of his films were always terrible.
>>217409893He's our president now.
>>217409862only the second one was good, slacker
Was he right?
>>217408906Pascal was a retard who couldn't fathom anything more than two possibilities.
>>217408210Damn...
>>217408210That line is not even the movie it's from Batman v Superman.The actual line is a quote "My name is Ozymandias King of Kings look upon my works ye mighty and despair"Stop misrepresenting kino.
>i have to remove all logic from my script just to add a preachy message that i've misquoted from some old philosopher Can you Americans stop embarrassing yourselves for a single week god damn.
>>217409292where do I fall on this list?
>>217408319It'll be studied long after we're gone.
>>217407272>He has that fake diseases that women have that they are always tired and can do anything.Depression?
>>217408579That too, but I was talking about Fibromyalgia.
>>217403407You gotta take what you can get in this economy
>>217386098>>217386608Imagine the kind of ineffectual "man" you must be for your wife to turn out like this
This mess is on screen with a preteen fluff moustache but everything else just screams woman. Was there even gender reassignment in the 1950s alternate timeline? Would there be in the wasteland?Ridiculous.
>>217408397Looks like a persian boy, I dont get it
>>217408397Looks like a mexican man to me
>>217409398They're not quite the Legion, that's where you get outright hostility
>>217408397It's odd to think that the reason I think a tranny doesn't pass is because I still want to fuck them too much, but here we are. She'd need a wax first, but the peach fuzz and desperate attempt to deepen her voice aren't fooling anyone. The voice isn't even the monster voice hormones give ftm's. It's just straight up a girl at the very bottom of her vocal range.Instead of pretending the audience can't tell the difference between a man and a woman, Dane should be revealed to be a special case in the BOS for whatever reason, like she's a bastard child of a high ranking officer or something. I don't know, it's a story. Make it up. It'd be funny if they pulled a Mulan, but I think everyone on this production is committed to the delusion, even having the Brotherhood itself use they/them's preferred pronouns, so it's unlikely. Maybe make him (her) gay (straight) with Maximus or something. Honestly, when they hugged in the previous ep, for a moment it looked like they were going to kiss.
How can the ghoul have been a leading man in that era with his hairline? My willing suspension of disbelief can only go so far. Really took me out of the plot
https://youtu.be/tztDMT-xMdk
>>217406907>whatever I like is canon and whatever I don't is notThat's really the only way it's possible to be a fan of any IP nowadays
>>217409772>EVERY SINGLE ELF reincarnates in Valinor if they're killed*in the halls of Mandoswhich is in Valinor>The Elves, after a period of cleansing and self-reflection, could be reincarnated into bodies identical to those of their prior life; however, Elves who had offended the Valar or committed particularly heinous misdeeds were doomed to wait in the halls until the end of time. nobody "named" ever comes out, no character is every specified as having leftevery named character that dies never appears againit's made more confusing because Tolkien uses the same names for some characters multiple times
>>217402480>Why do you morons think we give a shit about what Lucas said?Because you faggots have been whining about Disney cancelling the EU for over 10 years now. Ok you don't care what George says? You sure seem to care about what KK, Filoni, JJ Abrams, and all of the other cretins writing for nu-wars have to say.
>>217409926>whining about Disney cancelling the EU for over 10 years now.you want to know why? they took a carefully constructed but flawed and entertaining miniature model that was built up over decades, tossed it out, and replaced it by having DEI hires shit liquid diarrhea into contractor bags until it was fullNOTHING in the EU is as bad as "sith have to "hurt" the kyber crystal to make it red", that's the most fucking feminine shit
>>217409238
Any novel to film adaptations as good as this?
>>217409959The Princess Bride
>>217409959Harry Potter 3
Sin City
>>217409985The Princess Bride was a movie before it was a book.
Would he complain if he was working from home?
>>217408992they don't filter shit. i notice them moving whenever i side glance towards my other monitor. they notice. that kind of awkward interaction where both of you are "oh want to talk?" because your eyes crossed paths. they just don't care because they are cattle that think they have to accept these kind of inconveniences because that's what everyone else does
>>217408331Sure thing faggot, I'll believe you if you share the specific scene >>217405895 is talking about. I'll wait.
Oh wait I just checked it on youtube, he says "hmmm if you guys could you know... hmm just pick up the pace that'd be great."Perfect way to end it, the audience would have been all like "oh no, its gonna start all over again because Peter just likes to complain."
>>217409132anon you're definitely autistic and have no business thinking you have any understanding of other people.
>>217405895>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK43UreuiqcWe know what the original ending was like.
>Got the education>Got the wagie job>Can only have a few hobbies due to limited money and free time>No time to go out and meet people so no social life or gf>I'm supposed to just do this for the next 40 yearsThis film really was a warning for us all........
>>217407063I'm sure you and your gay boyfriend are very :happy'you can spend all your money on shoes, jewelery and aids medication
>>217405907>>217405929been saying this for years. the proximal future for humans is as battery chickens. minimal space, minimal fodder, minimal light, segregated in their cells but kept in massive indoor shacks - artificial light from birth to death.
Damn I'm glad I was born in money.
>dude get pointless hobbies to distract from your goycattle life and make friends with normalfaggot retards >that's what life is really about
>>217408486Tyler gave the guy a blowjob while the office job guy waited in the other room
You will watch the new Tomb Raider movie and you will like it.
Reminds me of the slags that would always come around when I sold coke, turns me on because I know she’s probably a degenerate
>>217405530Who is this high level executive of the itty bitty titty committe?
>>217404228Dodge this>Baked beans on toast fart
>>217406829Better than dying of AIDS.
>>217409456Much to my shame, I enjoyed fleabag.
Actors and actresses who are going to be BIG in 2026.We will start with Miss Dafne Keen:>Confirmed/Highly Likely for 2026:Whistle: A horror film where Keen plays Chrys, centering on a cursed Aztec death whistle, releasing in North America in February 2026. >Other Potential/Rumored Projects:The Marshmallow Experiment: Listed as in post-production on IMDb, possibly releasing in 2026, with Keen as Kat Garcia.>Night Comes: An erotic thriller starring Keen as Rosa and Isabela Merced as Sela. Also listed as in post-production on IMDb, potentially a 2026 release.
>>217409696
>>217409696>here's that 21 year old i was telling you about
>>217409696I've cast her in a solo outing as X-23 where she'll dress up in the form-fitting costume I provide then slowly remove it and sit on my face.
>>217409799I think that’s just a trick of the light and shadow
>>217409897yeah she's stunning, unlike you you disgusting seething roastie
