I liked the X-Men movies
>>217450702loved the first two. than 3 happened. after that the MCU was established Hollywood has never recovered
>>217457919Berry was a terrible choiceshe doesnt carry that goddess like presence
>>217450915Good Lord, she hit that wall at warp speed
>>217458794Agreed. Storm is supposed to be like Wonder Woman, a tall confident and powerful wizard, instead of warrior. Halle Berry would unironically have made a good Rogue. Instead they wanted a Kitty Pride version of Rogue.
>>217457919She's still got it
Why does everyone blame her when she wasnt the one who threw the map in the river
>>217453074She was an easy scapegoat since it was all her idea in the first place. Plus, with 2 guys and a woman all alone, it's natural to take the piss out of the woman and gang up on her. She should count herself lucky they were nice guys, since they could have raped her with zero consequences
>>217457759Anon, I don't necessarily think it's illegal to have sex with a downy but it's certainly isn't ethical either.
>>217456551I would if I truly loved her, like Rob did. I mean, if she showed up to my goodbye party with another guy, maybe I wouldn't, but you never really know until you're put on the spot.
>>217458443Kind of like your life, same 4chan threads year after year.
>>217453272>camping sex is not as fun as you thinkit's not about fun here, tensions were rising and a solid nut would've calmed everyone down
What was his funniest set? Why is he so underrated of a comic? He easily wipes the floor with Toe Rogan and other hack rogansphere comics like Gillis or Gay Tony.
>>217456386Faggot chud, nobody likes this guy
>>217457338Qrd?
>>217456386He isn't funny and he is the most pathetic grifter on the internet.
lol he thinks the earth is flat
>>217456703his father was paying men for sex if I recall correctlyusing up the wife's retirement fund for gay prostituteshorrid guy, glad he's dead
>>217457202>>217457246>>217457260it moved me, what else do you want me to tell you?
>>217457094>tranimego back
>>217457260The only answer for this!
>>217457094Brown spic daydream
Brown spic daydream of having their lousy latina mother die and them having some adventure with white girl (with big thighs, because they want the yt girl to have big thighs like their mother) after getting powered up (just like goku)
Batman's statement is 100% correct.Making it incorrect requires changing the parameters of the statement.
>>217458786Punisher can never get to zero killers. He would have to kill himself afterwards.
>>217458952Yes. The logical endpoint.Evil is ultimately self-destructive.
Batman kills in early comics. It was later changed to make it easier to sell to kids.
>>217458518Daredevil not wanting to kill because he's a very religious Catholic is a lot more compelling than Batman not wanting to kill because killing people is mean
>Batman lives in a fantasy world where there is magic and aliens and shit>Rehabilitating criminals is too unrealistic
Please pray for Josh. He has been missing since he went to Minneapolis five days ago. Nobody has been able to get in contact with him.
Check the buffets
Was there a convention for people who grow beards abnormally fast?
>>217458893He got into a slap fight with an ice Agent. They were arguing over who enjoyed sucking jew cock more
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>>217458864Black female director. Cope.
>>217458603Hes the alpha so he can tell them to fuck off and leave him alone innit
>>217458722It isnt gurpreet.
How is it possible that Human Centipede 2 was pure kino when 1 and 3 were so unwatchably bad?
>>217458221Midsommar isn't even in the top 100 goriest moviesI guess it's got to be Bouquet of Guts and Gore, it's literally nothing but some broad getting dissectedI don't watch real gore, I stay away from shit like Most Disturbed Person on Planet Earth
The Dark Tower fucking sucks and I'm not talking about the film, I'm talking about the book series. The first 3 are great but it goes so far off the rails it's insane even for KingSlop. Incase anyone isn't familiar, here's a quick run down:>one of the protagonists is a wheelchair bound schizophrenic black woman that the other protagonist, a heroin addicted white guy, falls in love with>the bad guys of the 5th book are a group of robots that cosplay as Dr. Doom and actually, non-ironically use Lightsabers from Star Wars and explosive Golden Snitches from Harry Potter as weapons>King inserts himself into the series in book 6 and makes himself the most important character in the entire series, turning it into a meta-narrative, because if the "bad guys" win and kill Stephen King, then he'll never be able to finish the dark tower book series and the multiverse will fall to darkness>The final boss of the book series, the Crimson King (who is also heavily implied to be Pennywise from the IT series btw), a wizard of supposed unimaginable power, sits at the entrance of the Dark Tower and battles Roland by throwing more Harry Potter snitches at him (yes they're actually from Harry potter, they make several statements about this)>he is then erased from reality by a deus ex machina character introduced at the 11th hour who has the unexplained 'Shining' power of making his paintings come trueOh yeah, and the Man In Black is killed off by Rolands half-demon spawn that he conceived in a complicated gambit of transferring his sperm to a hermaphrodite demon which was then transferred to the previously mentioned schizo wheelchair bound niggress while she's being raped in the 3rd book.If anyone was curious, you're welcome for saving you the time of going through 7 shitty books just for Roland to be time looped back to the start of the first book when he reaches the dark tower.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217455758>this is hilariousNot the OP, but it's so true that it happened that it makes it hard to believe.The characters in the book really travel to Maine and really meet and talk to the real SK while he is writing the very book they are from
>Stephen King messing around with the ideas that become the Dark Tower>it's better than the 7 booksI say this as someone that thinks the ending to book 7 is good
>>217455690Go to /lit/
>>217458994Wolfie is cool broski and I would like to see the people flying in ancient hang gliders. Louis ck wrote a book that is basically the talisman when he is traveling and hitchhiking across america.
>>217455690I have re-read the entire Dark Tower series many times now as well as most of the adjacent books and am calling you out on your bullshit. You don’t like fun things. King is a pop culture writer and he made a pop culture epic. The meta narrative parts are great. Hopefully the new tv series FINALLY gets off the ground so they can film King in them before he shuffles off this mortal coil. He made an epic series of books that’s an amazing blend of genres and has inspired more Easter eggs across other media properties than you probably even know about. Be open to fun stuff. Clearly King had fun writing these books. Also, the ending is pretty hellishly good I think but perhaps the ending in the future tv show will be even bleaker (similar to the ending to the movie adaption of the mist). Similar to Tolkiens LOTR books, the whole point of the books is the journey, which is something King clearly understood. You owe this series a re-read.
White people in Horror movies: Let's go down in this spooky basement to investigate Black people in Horror movies: Nope
>>217458950This jokey trope doesn’t hold up under scrutiny. For one thing, there aren’t many black characters in 80s slasher movies, and when there are they rarely die first.
White people in horror movies have the IQ's of black people in real life
>>217458950Characters in horror movies don't know they're in a horror movie. So really this post is just saying that black people are complete pansies.
black people are so cool
Times you acted like Tom Ripley
One of the few books I've read in the last 15 years or so. I read it at the beach. It was good I guess.
I've never been lucky.
I have a padded resume of jobs and clubs that I never did but are minor enough that I could learn the basics of YouTube.
wanted to fuck this guy i became toxically obsessed with but instead i beat him to death
>>217459006can you spoiler that shit next time, I was about to watch the movie going in blind you fucking cunt
Elizabeth Banks has had a pretty good track record between her writing producing and directing. Is she at the top of the Hollywood A list at this point? Best/worst movie? What do you think she should do next?
>>217458528Poop.
So now that the dust has settled, why did it flop?
>>217458297>non-infected born to infected is in his village>cure is partially proven to exist>cure's creator is dead>Spike is the only "in" to the village where superbaby was leftYup.
i just wanted more zombie kino... even 28 days later forgot about the zombies halfway through the movie
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>>217450476Everything about it is cringeworthy. >sequel to an over-milked series that hasn’t been good since the original which was already vastly overrated >everything is ugly >Le white people are Le soulless >what if everyone was like acting super weird man, far outIt would make a neat side quest in like a fallout game and even then I’d probably shrug and say it was retarded
>>217450476I had no idea this movie was out till I saw this thread, not a single ad anywhere.
New avengers movie looking pretty good ngl
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>>217458947>cropping tate outlmao
>>217458947they look gay enough
When did capeshit get bad?
>>217458774>Retcons uncle Ben's death>black goo just lands near Peter>messy use of HarryYea, it does.
>>217458286It was always badThese movies were rare exceptions
>>217458774The problem is Raimi wanted to continue making Spider-Man in the style of the 60s/70s comics he grew up with, but Sony execs wanted them to be more reflective of the edgy early 00s.
>>217458774The biggest issue that I remember everyone complaining about was the casting for Venom. Regardless I think Topher Grace would've been an amazing casting choice for Carnage instead
>>217458774It was obviously rushed and that pissed a lot of people off when they went to see it. Especially since that's where the films effectively ended after 4 was cancelled. There was a lot of blaming the Sony execs for shoehorning Venom into the story, but I think raimi could've worked around it better. There's a reason why it only lives on in memes.
d...do what?
>>217457774Unironically the only times I have ever had full on anal it was spontaneous and there was no issue and each time was like the hottest thing I had ever experienced But then once I fingers this fat chicks ass and it was incredibly poopy and I wiped it on her bedsheet when she wasn't looking
>>217454303this
>>217454247>a film by tinto ass
>>217458262Nothing wrong with shitty anal.
>>217458697Anon, it was very wrong
