I have been watching behind the scenes of movies I loved and I just came to the realisation that acting really is extremely cringe and gay. They portray badass characters but their little gay precious retards acting tough just the moment camera rolls, with their little props, and then discussing how the scen could be more "real" and tough but they're discussing it lol and when the camera rolls and they turn back to this fake badass or fake crying over a fake dead body it's sooooo cringe I don't know how the whole room isn't laughing no instead they applaud after the cut and tell them how great they were snapping back to their actual real gay character. Ew.
>>217262533But thats what we're doing now if you...really THINK about it.
sports are more cringe than acting. oh wow you throw a ball good job literally means nothing kek.
>>217262639No because we're discussing something real that we want to say. I guess if they wrote what they acted it would make it way less cringe to me.
>>217262327In 1942 the US government recruited dozens of Hollywood actors to form the wartime intelligence organization that would eventually become the CIA. In 2004, Trey Parker and Matt Stone made Team America, a film laughing at this concept.
>>217262680We're not discussing something real. We are presenting platitudes in between goon sessions or scrolling our steam library. Words like violence break the silence come crashing in into my little world.
What would you do if your wife suddenly started growing at the altar?
>>217253143Retard, people have wanted to fuck Tinkerbell for decades.
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I would dump her right then and there. I could not deal with a wife whose clitoris would be much larger than my penis and insist that she stick her huge cllitoris in my ass because it is "the same as normal sex." Turnabout is NOT fair play when influenced by alien growth serum or whatever the fuck caused this.
Hello in this thread I will be posting Emma Myers in pretty dresses (or more) and discussing her roles in acting to pertain to rule 2. If any anons have a dress that Emma should wear it can be done. My Mum says hi ok thank you
Ever is here as well btw
disgusting
gorgeous
>concert scene>song sounds like a perfect studio recording
>>217262148>shoots someone >gets into car to drive away>cheerful upbeat music starts playing
>2/3 into a movie>everything is going great for the characters>they suddenly have a misunderstanding that could be resolved by talking for 10 seconds
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Big fan of Liv's body of work.
>>217262368nicenta who said he needs high arches
The singular master of psycodrama horror.
>>217262549All those drugs must have done a lot of damage to the part of the brain he uses to think and feel. The man talks like a high-functioning psychopath.
>>217262385I've never read a book of his but wow this writing is fucking trash! Legit writes like a woman. Now I see why he has so many books. He got carried hard with all the movies adaptations.
>>217262598A lot of people complained about his Flagg, but I thought he was okay.
>>217262672What a fag.
Why didn’t Amanda Peet become more famous?
>>217262595I dunno she looked really good naked in this
>>217262595She popped tit and married some Jew producer. Never needs to work again. Sad, she had great nipples.
>>217262595Married David Benioff and had kids
Do aliens really?
>>217260063Yeah I did, at least alien wise
>>217259896I want to be a little naked grey alien dude in my saucer ship stealing and impregnating women from the 1950's with my bros. Seems comfy.
>>217261619n-no
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Sometimes they ask for water, and give you pancakes.
Space Plumber Edition>>217236066
>>217262046westerners lost the ability to write
This general is a real downer. I guess that's what happens when you cling on to a dead franchise that has been dead for decades.
>>217262566Then find something to get excited about!
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Whenever I get to the register the millennials stare at me with this stupid zoomed out look and do not greet me properly
Communications in the SW universe is an interesting topic.There appears to be a magic 'Wi-fi' network that extends everywhere in the galaxy from deep space to hyber space to the most desolate uninhabited planetoid in the outer rim.All one was to do is connect to this a networkand gain access to real time FTL audio visual streaming to anywhere else in the galaxy.is a tiny transmitter.So the tiny Probe droid can transmit back imagesfrom Hoth to the Empire in real time across mutiple star systems How?Or the tracking device on the falcon can transmit from Yarvin to the empire.We see characters in different planets and ships(some in hyberspace) in completely different parts of galaxy having video conferences in real timeWhere is this network exactly, its infrastructure?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217262292Relativistic physics dictate that electromagnetic communication (radio) would only be tactically feasible if the receiver was within light-days or perhaps light-months away.But the movie is a fantasy that assumes matter can travel faster than light, so it's less of a stretch to assume that communication can do likewise.
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>>217262292>I Dare You to Explain how the Probe Droid on Hoth in ESB communicated with the FleetLasers.
>>217262542>But the movie is a fantasy that assumes matter can travel faster than light, so it's less of a stretch to assume that communication can do likewise.That is a damn good point. This kind of thinking makes me wonder what Dumbledore could do if he got he tinkered with computers. Could that spell that makes the interior of an outwardly small tent huge be applied to digital storage?
>>217262668It could be applied to your sister's cunt
>drop the map>get raped
>>217261917That wouldn’t matter, so idk why you would careIt’s true
>>217261937So you were a small child at best. At any rate, the house at the end shouldn’t have been there. Call it whatever you want but past a certain point they were trapped in an endless forest loop.
>>217261957Even if I was, that doesn’t disprove anything
>>217261962Okay then explain the house.
>>217261729Jesus Christ
SBF's life story will be a blockbuster! he was a self made hedge fund manager with only a small 0% loan of $100 million dollars and then he heroically robbed thousands of stupid goyim with true chutzpah! the goyim will pay at least $50 for a movie ticket and some pop corn so they can worship SBF like a living god. why imprison such a hero? such an idol for the goy and example for the Jewish people? imagine the money that can be made!
>starring Tom Cruise
>>217260547>another thinly veiled antisemitic threadJust what this bored needed /s
>>217261921No one asked
Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
>Scammed millions of people>"The Altruists"
besides judge judy what is the next best arbitration-based reality court show
judge mathis
>>217262527Probably not the "best" but I liked the one's I followed for a while.>Divorce Court>Hot Bench (while it had Acker and DiMango; Simp-iaro had his ups and downs)A couple others I'm dating myself on a bit.>Faith>Young
This dork
>>217262527Judge Mills Lane
What the fuck did I just watch?> the retarded swede brigade> the baby birthing scene> the fucking bone temple > the chav power rangersit started so well then, it's like, Danny Boyle started to lose it and this was his descent into madness captured on film Is anyone interested in the sequel?
>>217260789Only parts of Europe were affected and over the years the infected were driven out of Paris and wherever the fuck they ended up at the end of Weeks. It was concentrated in the UK and the rest of the world moved on. The point of the bogged chick scene is that everyone else has mundane problems while bongs have to pray they wake up alive.
>>217260635please go back, we’re discussing a rare movie with an all white cast except for the mindless villain
>>217260439>>le hecking yt man is teh true monster all along you guise!!So you didn't even watch it
>>217261755The movie critiqued the island society and aggrandized the zombie "society". Even though this is retarded, it did do that.
>>217259244>the idea of the UK being stuck in 2001 while the rest of the moved on is such a neat premise.There's a decent Evangelion knockoff called RahXephon that plays with a similar concept. It's been 20 years since I watched it, but to my recollection, people in Tokyo live in a dimensional bubble where they run something like 20 years slower than the rest of the world. I forget the specifics, but it was something like that.
Uhhh was a movie about raping a Vietnamese girl really that necessary?
it's physically impossible for a white man to rape an asian woman, they do just want it on a genetic level
>>217262341>the south viets were our allies anonMany South Vietnamese civilians did not support their own side, and secretly betrayed their own government. A good amount of civilians actively aided the Northern Viet Cong troops. It was revealed after the War that many Southern Vietnam soldiers, officials, and police secretly worked for the communists. They provided information, intelligence, and helped Northern Vietnamese troops infiltrate Southern Vietnam in civilian disguise. This contributed greatly to the Viet Cong winning the war.
>>217262434The VC got wiped out after the Tet offensive in 1968 you retard The NVA were the ones that "won" the war
The most amazing boobs I've seen were on a Viet
>>217262301it was made back when destroying the good reputation of White men was Hollywood's #1 priority, so this and Mississippi Burning and Swindler's List and a bunch of other stuff was pushed out fast as they could make it
>shot a kid holding a ray gun>learns to be comfortable shooting people againthe fuck kinda moral is that?
He fucked up again and couldn't save a hostagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VtcJGiFPk8
>>217260923Unironically, he is the most positive black role model that has ever been portrayed in any media, ever. Both the Die Hard version of him and the Family Matters one.
Sometimes you have to shoot people. Imagine there was someone driving a car at you.
>>217260923When you shoot your enemies they win!most tolerant canadian
>>217260923>germans are bad>obese, retarded, black cops are goodDie Hard is a fag movie.
