>Stranger than Paradise>The Tin Drum>Dekalog>Whitnail and I >John Cassavetes collectionHow do you cope with the fact that the goofball hack actor has better movie taste and knowledge than you, drooling for the last Stranger Things season or the latest caleshit?
Who should have been Harry’s girlfriend?
>>217050305>me (racist) and my paki gf (fat)
>>217038861>>217038949It wasn't at all harem like. Like Harry just hung out with most of these girls. Even his marriage to bottom left comes a bit out of nowhere.
>>217077253so do gays just straight-up kill themselves once they start going bald then?
>>217077436you're the one wanting women to have a hairy pussy like a man and thinks its okay if she smells like her own armpits, try projecting less
>>217038799Luna was the best choice
Why aren't people having existential crisises about film and tv being 100% over now?There is NO stopping ai "slop" no matter how much shaming it's users and followers anyone does.Everyone you even complain to on these kinds of sites, or in the comments of videos will end up being ai.It's hilarious. Content and the people watching content will be the creators. No more 3 parties, no studios, no writers, no actors, just you. Your personal Dreamworld is now reality.
>>217066950>Link to the original? I wanna hear this with the audio.Streaming Bowl | Netflix vs Paramounthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO2kmdC_wX0
>>217064443>>217072250You still need props, actors, lightning, microphones, etc
>>217066706>but AI had clearly reached it's limit.cope
>>217079212sovl soulless
>>217077989>A good low budget movie starts at $100 millionTerrifier 3>$2 million budget, $90 million boAnora >$6 million budget, $58 million boWeapons>$38 million budget, $269 million boI could go on.
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>>217068375This faggot really has no aura to be Reed. Even in the FF he never gave off that super genius guy vibe. Only a weak old faggot with that permanent puppy eyes
>>217078005I think of Reed and I think of a tall attractive guy. Maybe if Pascal was like 4 inches taller and shaved the mustache I'd entertain the idea of him playing Reed but it's just impossible to take him seriously.
>>217068064can some marvel nerd explain to me why is Doctor Doom so well liked/iconic? I read his story and nothing seems particularly interesting
>>217079173Smart and not comically evil, believes himself to be morally right and has values beyond “muh domination/muh destruction”He’s like Luthor in DC
insider here. this is a garbage fire so far. we're lucky if we get six out of eight relatively big actors we wanted in the first place. the script being hyper-woke does not help either. for every white male doing his thing on the screen there are two strong independent latinas and a black hackeress who dont need no man. one huge guy agreed to everything and then had a look at half of the script for an afternoon then comically changed his mind on the spot invoking some vague health related reasons. it's bad, it's 'LA Takedown' levels of bad.we couldn't secure a proper SEA location in time so i guess we'll wing it here.i could write a whole (better) book about what went wrong so far. sorry for venting. go watch the original again and forget this.live long and prosper.
Michael Mann's Megalopolis
>>217078413kekfunny cuz its true
>>217077186Thanks, I actually like Thief more but both explore a favorite theme of mine (true male loneliness as a result of professional obsession/dedication). Heat put Mann on the map for far longer though, so I guess that's why he's milking it so hard. Just a shame to see it turn out like this.
>>217065088broeveryone who isnt a fucking retard knew this movie was going to be shit THE SECOND they heard they were making thisyou (((LA))) retards are so far up your own ass you think everyone outside the coast acts like theyre in fargothe average person born in and actually LA, the valley or the outer fuck ass southland like tujunga has more in common world view wise with someone from fly over countryeveryone who moved to LA to (((work in hollywood))) is the most annoying asshole from every small town in the midwest
>>217079264I think most of his films are like that, the one with the long-distance runner, Miami Vice, maybe not Blackhat, that one strangely seemed to be about the need for cooperation and maybe that's why it sucked so much.
This movie sucked, I am beyond appalled I put my family through it in New Year's. First 20 mins are just RD2D and the faggot droid talking with unintelligible aliens. The middle is le funny alien midgets making noises in the jungle. AND THE FINAL BATTLE AGAINST VADER CUTS TO OTHER FIGHTS EVERY 1-2 MINUTES. You THINK you finally reached the good part of the movie and can't stay on the scene for even 5 minutes straight, it constantly shows you Lando and random soldiers in spaceships, or Han & Leia and the midgets fighting stormtroopers in the jungle, for absurdly long amounts of time.It's almost like Lucas didn't trust his audience would be interested in the real story and drama (Luke, Vader, Palpatine) and had to flash pretty lights in your face the entire time.EVEN VADER'S DEATH HAPPENS ALONGSIDE EVERYTHING ELSE. The sad music doesn't even manage to kick in during Vader's funeral before everyone starts dancing and singing.This shit was probably the Phantom Menace of its time, it's stupidly incredibly childish more so than even 4 and 5 (who are boring in their own ways, but not this cartoonish). We also have that stupid song at Jabba's hut, it was the Jar Jar Binks of its time I just know it.
>>217078759The original plan was a series of 5 films that Lucas shortened into 3. When Yoda says "there is another" in Empire, he was referring to a sister character to Luke that was supposed to be introduced in the fourth film with the planned ending being Luke and his sister team up to finally defeat the Emperor in the fifth and finally movie. But he got lazy, shortened it to three films and tied up everything in Jedi. The reason Leia was made Luke sister is simply to make a payoff by the line from Yoda, Lucas just said fuck it, make her the sister. Its one final line at the end of Jedi and it has zero consequence too bc of this.
>>217078738To be fair, it is indeed fun when you're on the winning side like Germany at the beginning of WWII but when both you and your enemy are on the losing side like Russia and Ukraine, then yeah...
>>217079103Eh, Lucas was far from trying to tell a story. We got like 20 minutes of story per movie, the rest was him playing with toys in a sandbox. That's the best way I can describe the OT. He'll throw spaceships, soldiers shooting lasers and aliens making noises every 10 minutes or so at us in what feels like a kid playing with toys more so than an author telling a story.Like 80s Avatar. The big pull WAS all of this action, planets, weapons and weird creatures, but if you're not impressed by that it's gonna be a tough sell as a movie
>>217079220except in star wars there is an actual story whereas all avatar has going for it is the visualsgeorge literally predicted slop like avatarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8DwjBqG544
>>217072360Empire is good but makes questionable changes to the original in retrospect. Somehow Darth Vader has returned. Darth Vader is flanderized into a maniac choking out his own men left and right at the slightest provocation just because he lost his temper once last movie. Darth Vader is Luke's father and Obi Wan is a liar (made worse by RotJ's "from a certain point of view"). Obi Wan is a literal space ghost. The ending is quintessential sequel bait.
Why target women like this?
>>217079131Rightoids are larping as trad christians now so pearl clutching over free expression is part of the grift.
>>217075963>>217079003Do you want to ban violent video games too, Hillary?
>>217076128Pornography is somehow more gross than even this
>>217076128 It's only rubber prosthetics and red syrup. It isn't real violence. Grow up.
>>217079394>>217079464fundamentally flawed view of the world.you are a depressed person. You know I am right.
Mickey has seen better days, but was this really necessary?
>>217079241cant even fucking get some groceries off your doorstep paparazzi should be hung
>>217079411I am a paparazzo and yes I am hung
>30 yearswasn't he in movies like 10 years ago
What the fuck was his problem? Would Dexter have turned out different with another dad?
>>217067006which clan you joining? no takebacksies later
>>217078119I could find a use for her if you know what I mean
>>217079179>implying cameron wasn't one already
>>217079307To be fair she might've had no fucking clue what she was filming there.
>>217076092Did air cat really have to be orange, James is just taking the piss
>>217076092>air trader/nomad tribe>wears orange clothesyou can't tell me this wasn't ripped off ATLA
>Get outta here /tv/, you don't want none of this shit!
>>217077868Is this the show where George Washington is a black rapper or something? Sex with Lily James.
>>217078031You literally could not be more off base
>>217077902and you never got the dubsnot once
>I would know those tits anywhere. Olivia Taylor Dudley on the left.
>>217077902I would like to partake in these dubs
>>217077857I know Ralph was more friend/gay lover than staff, but he definitely drew a paycheck off of Howard for many years. The E! Network was issuing a check to Ralph to be Howard's stylist for at least a decade.
>>217079360>Relying on callers is a crutch the same as standups that lean heavily on crowd work. Not a fan personally.You're fucking retarded. At the time Howard was doing 5 days a week, 4 hours a day, that's a lot of time to fill. Was every caller great? No. But not only did it allow Howard to keep in touch with his audience (watch some of the Howard vs Callers videos on youtube, comedy gold), but it allowed him to find new wack packers.
>>217079372Yeah, Ralph was Howard's "stylist" for hair and clothes. But really he was his gay friend + guy who would take the fall for Howard (like when Alison Howards wife found a list of items that Howard needed for his movie trailer and "condoms" was on the list. Howard blamed Ralph and Ralph took the blame and apologized to Alison). We now know that Howard was in fact cheating on Alison on the movie set.
>>217075922https://youtu.be/LWUMXrhTxos?t=12
>>217075922Hey Howard I just got back from vacationing and boy are my arms tried
Is that supposed to be women from Austin Myers? Looks AI and bad kind
>>217078555Groovy, Babyhttps://youtu.be/ThkRVTd-tPc?si=iNyG-byf9hPxJcil
Liz Hurley > Heather Graham >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that light skinned sheboon
>>217079309indian levels of sex appeal. something gross there about her tits especially
Asuka or Rei, /tv/?On /a/ Asuka is a constant winner
Ritsuko
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>>217075298misato and goth asuka
>>217075298I prefer them tall, sexy and with mommy issues.
suddenly MARI
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