N-Naruto-kun... we're leaving
Tsunade boobs
>>214414729>>214417413He lost because he fought against the main character who also had a tailed beast that negated his fighting style. Also, despite you trying to handwave the taijutsu difference away, he literally has a higher stat than Sasuke.>>214416880I'm not going back and I'll take your word for it regarding his keikaku. But we were talking about a different storyline that would've continued to have Orochimaru as the main villain. Also, I feel it's fair to say that Kishi retcons a lot of shit.
>>214419079based
I miss 500 episode longs animeNo, a 24 episodes season every 2 years like mha doesn't count
>>214408111It falls apart after pain arc. Proplems start to apear in pain arc. But it was still peak kino. Editor of naruto left just before pain arc. He was there from start. Orginal idea of naruto was just ninja kid who likes ramen. Editor kept pushing for rivals and kept it in check.
I'm really fucking tired of dumbass "illogical aliens" movies.>dude let's construct hyperlight travel and move across the galaxy in order to eat humans in barns oh also... WE ONLY RESPOND TO SOUNDS AND/OR WATER KILLS US!!!
>>214419735Maybe they were frozen, and then thawed entering earth's atmosphere
>>214419752>it happened in Captain America so it could also happen here
>2025>still the best alien invasion movie ever madebtw in my headcanon, the prawns from District 9 are just the [N WORD] from their own planet that have been sent into space by the > 200 IQ white prawns who were tired of being brutally murdered on the train. Prawn Trump did this.And of course the 110 IQ white humans offered them shelter instead of sending them somewhere else.
>>214419263>The aliens in war of the worlds were planted on earth millions of years ago.No they planned their invasion long ago, not the aliens waited dormant.
>>214419746as long as you don't say they make sense or state that they are good, we are good"I like thing" is always legitimate
>>214419272You change the definition of loving because your religion doesn't make sense.
>>214419302No, you just think loving means wrapping you up into a bubble and protecting you from everything.
>>214419313I think loving doesn't mean creating a world based on suffering, predation, extinction of species and constant competition.
>>214419355And that's because you think one dimensionally.
>>214419374Lmao. This reply is really funny.
Why did she do it?
>>214419708think in the mouth is the reliable method
>>214419741>>214419708Indeed, don't shoot yourself in the head. Shoot yourself through the neck like a real bad ass
>>214419670killed herself after a viral bodycam video of her arrest for public masturbation at a beach. Genuinely sad result of her getting too horny after seeing me surfing.
>>214419708Terrible idea, gonfor the back of your head, much more likely that you'll die. If you go for the forehead, there's a chance you'll live and just be absolutely retarded afterwards. You wanna go for the back of your brain
It was a bullshit charge. You should take a tent with you now. They will try to get you if you are in a car as well.
Here's your live action Akira
I remember this being pretty fun. The idea of you and your bros getting super powers is neat. Kind of want to watch it again to see if it holds up.
Self sabotage is the mostbrealistic part of the movie.
>>214417216half of it was good, the other half shit...
>>214417216The sequel that they planned was wild. Andrew becomes a god and resurrects Michael B Jordan while the other kid tries to rally everyone against him. Crazy shit
>>214419505>The sequel that they planned was wild. Andrew becomes a god and resurrects Michael B Jordan while the other kid tries to rally everyone against him. Crazy shitThat's semi what happens in the back half of the manga, bare minimum changes really.
Never knew the Stephen King book of the same name. When I heard the title I thought it might be about some war time death march (fictional or real) like what happened in Bataan. Saw the trailer and the premise gimmick looks so uninteresting and not at all scary. Don’t know the story but I guarantee the “interesting” and “thrilling” parts will just be characters betraying each other. Just seems like a boring film but who knows.
>>214418942It came out already? I just don’t see the drama when there has to be a single survivor meaning you just can’t trust anyone. I do understand that I’ll be mostly character driven. I just hope they don’t pull a Hunger Games twist and threaten to all stop at the same time.
>>214419030It comes out tomorrow in my part of the world, but got to see it early. They certainly try to avoid that twist.
>i'm walkin 'ere
>>214418854>premise gimmick looks so uninteresting and not at all scarywhat i thought when I picked up the book, and I was surprised how good it was, very simple premise but a great book, hope the movie is decent at least
>>214418854why does light exercise terrify the muttmerican?
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>>214419173Maybe he saw that one bad cut
>>214419241Theatrical. Godfather 1 & 2 and the convo are great however, nothing against directorman.
>>214419104Marlon Brando being the center piece ruins it. In the film they do great job building up his mystique and you only see him at the end. Putting him in the poster kind of deflates that.
Why does every studio just do the "floating heads" poster nowadays?
>>214419789the videogamification/internetification/memification of films
>Horror moviethis shit was hilarious. Its literally a comedy like wtf. Americans have too much joie de vivre to make a horror movie. Its too joyful, too energetic, too funny.
>>214406797It's fine, great even. Just your usual contrarian anon rage baiting
>>214413340I mean, that’s not a secret galaxybrain clue, it’s literally a note with instructions written on it
>OLD PEOPLE BAD>WHITE PEOPLE BAD>MAGIC BAD>POLICE BAD>LGBT BAD
>>214419258Brainrot
>>214410082Mad that this was condemned as sexist simply because women are the bad characters in it
>>214418516>capeslop>capeslop>is that capeslop? >capeslop >billionaire company shitting on a dead franchise's body >billionaire company shitting on a dead franchise's body (and Tolkien's) >kid's movie >kaijuslop (arguably worst than capeslop)>kid's movie>kid's movie that will flop because gen x is not interested in Shrek >i have no clue what this is but having 3 in the title gives me horrorslop vibes >billionaire company shitting on a dead franchise's body >billionaire company shitting on a dead franchise's body >billionaire company shitting on a dead franchise's body Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>214418516>Spiderman>Shrek>Passion of the ChristBased 2004 throwback
>>214418516The only one I'm kind of looking forward to is Sonic 4. I hope Anna Kendrick voices Amy.>>214419593Agreed, 2004 was a fucking goated year (at least for me). I have fond memories of that year.
>>214418516The only one of those I care to see is the second part of that fucking Spidey cartoon they've been blueballing me with for a few years
>>214418516Those are all going to be shit except maybe but probably not Shrek and an even smaller chance of Zelda being good.For Thomas crown I do base that assessment entirely on it being a remake thiugh
>makes things weird purely for the sake of being weird
>>214418555His paintings are shit; this is known.
If you want to understand him you start with his AI stance, not his films. He finished his training there, and generated the entire time he was sick and always considered it his most loved artform.
>>214418923robonigger propaganda
>>214418923You're trying to make a joke, but's a straight line, honestly. He got into moviemaking because he was interested in the techincal aspects of photography and film and later video recording of images. But he hated the buisness side. Producers in particular comming in and insisting on changes was something he could never get over or forgive. Collaboration with actors and lighting and camera and sound people was fine, because they were in it too, but a studio person even wanting to be on set killed the vibe and the moment they started insisting on changes it tended to kill his interest in a project entirely. So he was interested in digitial video as a replacement for film, despite all it's limitations, because it could reduce the need for funding, and thus the people that provide the funding putting their fingers into the work. And AI is interesting to an artist for the same reasons. The lower cost and accessibility means more people can make more stuff with less oversight and interference from above. It doesn't mean there are no issues with it, but there are issues with the mining processes that produce the metals that make a camera too, for one example. That doesn't mean anything made with a camera is tainted forever by it's assocation with explotative extraction.
>>214418948cope>>214419328based
Previously on /dex/ - >>214390528
>>214414776Reminder they wanted a Hannah spinoff.Somebody at Showtime seems to want to give the worst characters a spinoff for whatever reason.
>>214419576>different voiceinb4 voice changerreally nigga?
>>214419497Cuz Hannah is too busy riding my dick.
Is there a checklist which I can use to determine if something is "kino" or not?
>>214412943I reject this hypothesis. She's too cute to be 100% j**. There has to be a lot of Aryan blood in her veins.
>>214416421Found it.
>>214412708John Wayne was a fag
No,it's computationally irreducible, meaning there's no way to define kino other than itself.More specifically, the range of what could be called kino spans visual media bearing no similarity to each other at all, all they have in common is a shared linkage to the core of kino. What that is is impossible to say without kino itself being an example of it.
>>214418341imagine slapping her really really hard
Remember how Channel Ten just gave up and played Video Hits? What did you watch millennium night?
>>214419020>gets ass cancer>is also gay My friends and I walked to Scarborough and back and then we watch episodes of Futurama that we had taped on vhs.
I saw Galaxy Quest in theaters then stayed up late to watch the Dexter's Laboratory movie. Kino night, kino night.
I wasn't born yet
I remember switching between them all, saying to myself is is really just the fucking chart music videos and was nothing else going to happen on ten? It was not: https://archive.org/details/video-hits-ads-10-31-12-99-to-01-01-00 (go to the 41 minute mark)
>>214418954I didn't watch anything. My parents had a big party at our house and I was playing with the other kids all night. We did play CTR for a while though.
Cast her.
>>214419684black passengers
>>214419527She relaxed
>>214419498Maybe they should do an epic beard man and swap the races around to have a more modern message
>>214419527The government is running a psyop to remove more rights from americans and give greater power to tyrannical police.
>>214419527Hypothetical toll paid in full
>Gunn's Batman is going to be the scariest Batman we have ever seen. A powerful Batman that will strike fear into the hearts of criminals. A demon of the night, becoming one with the shadows, and then striking with a truly devastating power that will make the streets of Gotham tremble when the bat signal appears in its skies.kino inbound
>>214417661Why don’t muscles built with roids stay? As long as you work out they should remain shouldn’t they?
>>214419537Because they're not real.
>>214419427I’ve got no horse in your faggy jeet console war race. I’m not defending other directors or writers. Cape fatigue is real and Gunn’s stories are flashy but hollow. It’s unlikely he’ll be able to carry a universe on his own, and WB will likely withhold Batman from him until they’re sure he can make it profitable. That assurance probably won’t come and he will peak woth his superman film.
>>214419723>I’ve got no horse in your faggy jeet console war race.Than stop being comically angry at this movie specifically
>>214417495You grow gyno and go bald and don't progress at all because you bought a cycle made by chinks in a bathtub without ever taking blood tests and tuning it for your needs.
