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Where did he go?
Keep expecting his face to show up on milk cartons.
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>>214416132
You can catch him at the Riyadh Comedy Festival with all the other losers who need money
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Yeah, who killed Hannibal?
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Cosby out the call out
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>>214416132
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them'...if you catch my drift.
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How do they expect me to choose between defending a rapist and believing a landlord?

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how come there isn't a military horror movie sub genre?
also post, recommend what little there is
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>>214413151
Congrats, you turned 15 zombies into 30 half zombies
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>>214411991
there's quite a few I think
I'll add overlord and the keep
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>>214411991
horror movies are kinda for women. Women dont want to watch a bunch of military guys get torn in half, and dudes dont want to watch that either unless theyre giving almost as much as they take. It would have to be like aliens, or predator and at that point its basically just an action movie.
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>>214414895
>horror movies are kinda for women
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>>214411991
Really wish JP didn't have a monopoly on Dinosaurs. Would be cool to see them fully as monsters hunting some elite SEAL team or something.

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Backwater Brothels edition

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>>214412435
t. "straight" man
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>>214412442
>Did Italy not have House 1?
They released the first House as Chi è Sepolto in Quella Casa? (Who is Buried in That House?) because they already used La Casa (The House) for Evil Dead. Italy's funny like that
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>>214413948
>Smile 2
Good taste.
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>>214413948
absolute shit taste, your only good movie is Tarsem Singh - The cell
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>>214415947
thanks!
>>214416243
you’re brown

so, what exactly happened here? she's a rich celebrity with all resources, time, and incentives to maintain optimal appearance and still young enough to have a career
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she was never talented and her success was just apatow’s power at the time pushing her
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>>214416008
She bought into her own bullshit about looks not mattering
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>>214416190
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>>214416008
She got as fat as you did, (yes (You)), did in the interim
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>>214416008
she's a rich fuck that has no incentive to worry about her appearance.
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>>214416220
HOLY PROJECTION FATMAN

>it's a D.W. episode
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>>214411053
dw was the best character on that show
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>it's a DFW episode
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>>214411111
>baskin roberts gets quints
Many such cases.
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When I was little I had an Arthur book called "D.W. All Wet"
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>>214411053
>it's a D.W. episode

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Arthouse & Classics

Peter Lorredition

>QotD
Favorite Lorre performance?
>Bonus
Favorite Lorre joint?

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>>214415152
t. cucksta
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>>214415208
Yep.

>>214415176
Psychosexual.
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costa freako!

captcha: GYAVV
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It would be so funny if I became Adjani, but I don't think I have what it takes. But it would be funny.
Also, United Red Army (2007) is a wonderful example of an artist making sacrifices to create art.
>In order to make the film Wakamatsu mortgaged his home (which he destroyed in the movie) and distributed it himself.
The Jim O'Rourke soundtrack is stuck in my head.

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writes the jokes
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>>214412328
>Midsommar
I looked it up, I was interested until I saw the cast. Why is this guy in a NORDIC pagan cult flick?
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>>214411359
the main plot should be a reverse Get Out parody about a black family
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>>214411359
>only spoofing A24slop and not movies people actually watched like IT
More like Faggy Movie
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>>214411791
Legitimately funny
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yeah I’m so excited for another movie from the guy that made A Haunted House. Keenan is the Wayans that had the talent, and some white dude that made shit movies with Marlon is directing this instead

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NAME ONE MOVIE
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>>214410923
gayniggers from outer space
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>>214410923

In the Mouth of Madness.
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>>214410923
uhhh… Billy Joel Piano Man!
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First movie in my mind will always be Gladiator or Terminator

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>this was an 11/10 pornstar in 2001
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>>214416148
Even today mid hard 6 women dominate on OF and i cannot for the life of me understand why. They got no big boobs, they gone no ass or hips. Their faces have nothing wrong with them but are generic af.
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>>214416148
I love her
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>>214416148
>that schnozz

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I didn't really like movie.
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>>214416217
i don;t really like feline

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What’s with this fool, what is he sandwich crazy?
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Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 22.95 faggot
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>>214415801
>22.95
Ya blew it!

>Why don't you try Five Guys from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for $18.95, faggot!

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More like pic related? Kind of crappy movies with an alternative feel, preferably horror
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Cry Wolf (2005), another film that probably only I watched. I don't remember much from it besides liking it back then. The main girl is a qt, it has Bon Jovi in it for some reason, also one of the supernatural guys right before the show started.
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>>214415700
Got stoned with friends and saw this in cinema Threw a unos pizza slice at group of annoying puerto ricans. Then after when we went to Mcdonalds, they did to, so we them faught them in the McDonalds parkinglot. I threw my mcflury in one of their face.
So this movie brings me great memories of throwing pizza and milkshake at beaners.
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Alien Hunter (2003) with James Spader, another film only I watched, I remember I really liked the part where they tour the facility in Antarctica.
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N-Naruto-kun... we're leaving
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>>214415955
Isn't she an old hag who uses her power to look young?
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>>214416051
Explanation: Sakura is an idiot.
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>>214416098
the best of both worlds
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>>214416051
To comfort him after Konoha assassinated Sasuke, he probably wouldn’t be in the mood after that anyway
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>>214406247
Kino

why was Snake so mean to his students?
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>>214410698
>>214410726
>>214410728
>>214410992
He's an anti-dentite.
She came from a family of dentists.

Also the homo principal wouldn't give him his dream job of teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts, so that he could actually teach the students how to defend themselves against the Second Coming with spells other than expelliarmus.

>>214415714
The Brits love a good scolding. There's tons of british softcore porn about spanking naughty schoolgirls.
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>>214410670
Hermione needed a good rape sesh + obliviate
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>>214410627
Snake was always an evil man. He was totally onboard with Voldemort until it had consequences for him. He was never redeemed.
And he knew he could never be fired because Dumbledore wanted him close.
So he fucked with the students as much as he could get away with.
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>>214410627
Socioeconomic factors
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>>214410627
>I'LL FUCK YOU UP NIGGA

What does E.T. stand for anyway?


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