Arnold bros, we won
>>214423184Are you literally a fucking teenager? You're asking me to explain why the sky is blue to you. If you don't fucking know, what the fuck have you been doing with your life? Seriously, are you a teenager? Because that's the only VALID excuse. I hope to God you are because the alternative means you're criminally passive in your own life.
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>>214423329>take away peoples' rights>Y U MAD THO?
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>>214414166sort ofhe's a very good actor in Rocky, he is also pretty good in Cop Land and he's not really doing Rocky there
>first year at Hogwarts>witness that Daphne Greengrass being an ass towards my fellow Gryffindor house member Harry>assemble my friends and tell them my plan of revenge>somehourslater.scroll>we stretch our legs in pursuit of Greengrass>Hermione gets among her fellow house members outside>we're hiding in the distance behind some bushes so they can't see us>itstimetostrike.howler>drop out pants and with loud grunts we give birth to massive poops>we've been saving our poops for days>we complements eachother's poops before I aim my wand on mine>'TELEPORTUS'>we watch with glee as Greengrass's face changes>she drops her tights as fast as lightning and crouches>her friends doesn't bat an eye as it's still practiced to defecate & evaporateComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>214422238>he looks over at Greengrass, her violated asshole next to a pile of excrement>he lifts his robes and shits calmly>it's easily twice as big as ours, both in girth and length>a quick glance and you could have mistaken it for a basilisk>he looks at us and tells us to watch this closely>he takes out his wand>'TELEPORTUS!'>Greengrass stiffens up>her stomach actually bulges to even manage to store this inhumane poop>actually felt sorry for her for a moment>we watch as Greengrass builds up strength to begin to pass this colossus>pretty much everyone has left her by this point>Greengrass's legs and arms are trembling beneath her>she's definitely having the struggle of a lifetimeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>214422238>>214422243what the fuck is going on inside
>>214422238>>214422243GEG
>its actually funny
It was mixed. Had some good jokes but also some completely dogshit bits that would have fit in well in an adam sandler movie. But theres enough jokes coming at you so fast that theres definitely gonna be some that anyone would find funny. 6/10
>>214423147>tv shows can't have movie spinoffs
>>214423219>shill bots can’t bump threads
>>214423191It's got that same "throw it against the wall, throw another one quickly if it doesn't stick" vibe that Airplane and Naked Gun had. As fond of the former as I am, I do want to kill myself every time the disco flashback scene comes on.
For me it was him at the car crash, he puts on his glove, wipes his nose with the same hand the glove is on and picks up the evidence with his naked hand.
Watch to episode 3. Don't tell /k/ or it will be a thing.
>>214420971Get the fuck out of here tranny, this is an anti-troon and anti-sodomite board
an inferior ripoff of Lillehammer
>>214421899No it isn't. You're just a closeted faggot.
Finished it in one sitting. Enjoymed at least 45% of it.
>>214422277Yes it is. Everyone's onto the true disgusting nature of you deviant freaks. Child molesters, penis mutilators and crust busters.
>I've discovered recently that mc donalds was opening branches where you could only order on a screen. >I think it's a terrible mistake I think you will sell less.
>>214422648Retard
>>214422585>I've discovered recently that mc donalds...That guy definitely hits it once a week.
>>214423170Why? I'm the same way. Salesmen have instilled complete distrust in me. If a person tries to upsell me on something on the spot I'm saying no 100% of the time because I assume it's a rip-off. If I have time to think about whether I really want the extra nuggets and whether the cost is justified I'm way more likely to buy them.
>>214423229>sir would you like to make that a meal and->"No sir! I will be taking my nuggies, fries, and extra large Sprite separately thank you very much!"
>>214422585wow sarr you truly the brilliant
Any actor-character that presence not only isn’t necessary, but also is a detriment to the plot. For example, I can’t think of any character more useless than Neville Longbottom played by the unfamous lying Matthew Lewis. In PDF File Stone, Neville is used 4 times too many. We are introduced to him by Hermione walking inside each cabin to look for the missing frog, but sadly his first mention wasn’t even necessary since Hermione was going into each cabin to tell people to change into their wizard clothes (because is a minor plot hole since it’s the job of the prefect). The second time we see him its in front on Mcgonnal where he find the missing frog, this could have been replaced by simply showing pettergrew jumping away from Ron (which could have been re-used when they find out that she can turn into cat, and/or for 3rd movie foreshadow). Then we see him with the red crystal thing and the flying lesson, this could have been completely replaced by having Draco steal something from Hermione, having Harry do his hero thing and having hermionne throwing a fit about breaking rules, which could have been followed by the scene which Ron mentioned its no wonder she has no friends. Finally we have that pathetic scene in which he tries to stand up to the trio, this could have been completely removed by simply having Dumbledore give more rigged point to the trio. Chamber of Azkaban : there are only 2 scene, the first one is the herbology class in which he faints (useless comic relief, could have used a random extra). Also, herbology is Neville forte because he is supposed to grow like the plants and the second is him being lifted by Pixles to the chandelier (easily replaced by having the Pixles pick one of Harry Book to the ceiling.
Prisoner of secret : He serves 0 purpose at all, the only scene I remember is Harry stealing his lollypop and Lupus trying to give him confidence in the closet lesson (I guess Lupin and the werewolf reference and the closet got something with the both of them being gay)Order of the Goblet : We see him looking terrified during the unforgiable curse lesson, its supposed to give us background to a uselss character. The other scene is him giving the ginnyweed to Harry Potter (which was supposed to be Toby), I bet Lewis manager paid good money to have them replaced Toby with Neville, and then we get that uselss comic relief “I KILLED HARRY POTTER”. Useless and also stole us a Toby scene.Fire of the Pheonix : Now this is the worst, we see him too much. First there is the hospital scene that was deleted, that could have been completely replaced by simply having Alice Longbottom giving the wrapper to Harry, and having Molly explained that she was an auror that fought Voldemort, at this point Harry realise the danger of fighting dead eaters (see no need for Neville, no one cares for him). Then we have all those dumble army scene which he could simply not be in. and then he goes to the mystery department and fight dead eater (harry didn’t want him to come, just like I didn’t want him to be in the movie.
Half Blood Prince : unless to be a stupid comic relief by serving during slughorn party, he has 0 purpose. In the book harry think he saw him dead (if only)Deathly Hollow : stole all the parts of Dean, Dean Thomas was supposed to lead Dumbledore army, that’s why he got arrested to the Malfoy manor and why Harry meet Dean’s father. Sadly JK Rowling felt it was too much and cut all dean part of the book but there are left over, that’s why Neville glow up never made sense cause he was never supposed to have one. In fact, when Dean was arrested, Neville would take over and the Dumbledore Army would start grumbling until Harry join them back again. Then Dean was supposed to kill the snake.In the end, Matthew Lewis wasn’t necessary, shouldn’t have been cast and his presence only make the story worst. Hopefuly the tv serie cut his character, or make him fall of the boat and killed by the giant squid in the first episode.
>>214423022its alright, you can be be jealous that some of us can discuss in more than one language , im sure you will get there eventually ;)
>>214423143sorry, I don't understand your ESL gibberish
Consider this: it must take something like talent to manage to stand out as the dullest character in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>makes things weird purely for the sake of being weird
>>214420646please give him back
>>214420619Wasn't there a long version. Probably enough already.
It's weird to replicate the relatable weirdness of dreams
>>214417689it was ok because he was the only one doing it and it wasn't SUPER blatantthat Eggers faggot is a billion times worse were the sole purpose is to be kooky weird zany pretentious
Silly if someone bought his auctioned kettle and started to hear him..
Was Kpop Demon Hunters actually popular or was it all just a coordinated shill campaign that got out of hand?
https://youtube.com/shorts/_s3v4DEdAWE
>>214418029All Korean slop is a shill psyopGangnam Style was a forced meme that some how spilled into the public.Movies and shows like Parasite and Squid Games were shilled hard to get normies to notice themIt's been a constant campaign which is honestly impressive at how easy the US and Korean industries worked together to fool people into thinking shitty low tier gook entertainment is "good".
>>214423298you couldn't be more of a parody if you tried >>214423090
>>214423150> Whole life spreadin' lies, but you can't hide, baby, nice try>I'm 'bout to switch up these vibes, I finally opened my eyes>It's time to kick you straight back into the night>'Cause I see your real face, and it's ugly as sin>Time to put you in your place 'cause you're rotten within
>>214418029Why do they look so stupid?
N-Naruto-kun... we're leaving
>>214423021I remember the one where Naruto could barely feel anything when fucking her in the pussy and then she used her pelvic muscles and properly squeezed his weiner. There was also titjob. And the second time they fucked it was anal.And Tsunade was a good friend
>>214422912>>214423010What was Tenseigan's power again?
>>214403048Tenten... we're leaving
>>214422739>>214423021>>214423286Kill yourself
>>214421640Actually, you can't look into their eyes either. But Guy already trained himself to look at a sharingan user's feet so that's kinda moot.>>214421974True, ending up with Temari's nice too
Best trilogy other than LOTR btw
>>214423195It's up there with Indy and Star Wars.
>>214423260indy sucks and star wars is not a trilogy
>>214423268You just killed this thread.
>>214423195>The Man With No Name trilogy>The Godfather Trilogy>The Dark Knight Trilogy (capesloppa supreme)>Back to the Future Trilogy>Toy Story Trilogy (only kids growing up in early 2000s relate)>Original Star Wars TrilogyOnly then can you insert lotr and pirates.
>>214423195Yeah
HOH: LaurenNoms: Keanu, ashley, willVeto: Morganpreviously on /bb/: >>214417282
Remember when that spic guy thought he could pull Leah last season? Lmao
>>214423256what's so funny about that? sots had great speed and coordination.
>Vince begging Morgan to tell him she loves him last night.Yeah, Vinnys relationship with his girlfriend is over as soon as he leaves the houses. He better hope Morgan's schizo ass doesn't drop him as soon as they're out.
>>214423302That was some shit right there. If it had only happened on old BB we would have got some night vision sexo kino.
>>214423300A beaner like him trying to pull a white girl like Leah is a comedy routine
What is "drunk"?
>>214422898>mr lahey
>>214423079Julian:>rum and coke powerup, ranged attacks with hand gunRicky:>smokes a pound in a single bound ,seemingly bulletproof. Bubbles:>nunchuk/pro-wrestling grapple attacksJ-Roc:>spins rhyme attacks more than a lazy Susan, doesn't have a FATALITY finisher because he ain't down with killin', he down with chillin'.Randy:>power and speed attack increases when the pants come offMr. Lahey:>increased "Mowing the Air" lawnmower spin attack, alternative police/blue attire available
>>214408706The first couple of seasons don't exist in HD - even from swearnet the best they have is 480p
>>214423325It should stay that way.
>>214421490jacob was also a bunch of different characters in the show before they made him jacob, phil collins was also that cab driver too and has no clue who lahey is both times
>There isn't the slightest possibility that the most advanced artificial intelligence in the universe, with cameras installed all over our ship, would be able to lip-read our conversation, right Frank?
Explain the plot of EVA>inb4 /a/You've spent a month talking about the ugliest Korean Netflix Anime Slop I've seen in my life. This isn't too hard.
Do you think Yui would approve if Shinji took girls into her cockpit to show off and fuck? What would Ritsuko or Gendo say once they realise the reason the robot is malfunctioning is because it has female jeez contaminating it?
>>214409798Explaining the plot of Eva isn't that hard if you do it as broadly as it actually can be explained. The precise details of the obscure worldbuilding and how everything works don't really matter, and the degree to which they're underexplained or in many cases not explained is such that fully understanding them isn't even the intended experience. You don't need to really know about the great ancestral race and the fruit of life and all of that. What matters is that Instrumentality is everyone fusing together, which in-universe is a form of life that offers an escape from all the difficulties of being human and seperate from other people, the central theme of the show, and is symbolically death-your ego and sense of self goes away and you just dissolve and remerge with everything else-the universe. You don't need to understand every detail of why everything happens or how instrumentality and the angels work to get the key ideas and understand that the question of whether to accept or reject instrumentality is a choice between death and embracing the difficulty and uncertainty of life.
>>214409798>Suddenly Suzuhara is a major and likable character>Kill him off two episodes later>Oh wait it actually inexplicably lived>Never see him again anywayI just watched this and am perplexedThose few episodes were honestly the only ones I actually enjoyed
>>214423294he was supposed to die but the censors prevented anno from killing a child so he just lost a leg instead
>>214409798Okay so basically it's about how you need to forget about anime and go touch grass, maybe get a girlfriend with big titsThat's the Rebuilds anyway
Should western cinemas just showcase anime in the theatres at this point?
>>214420954Japanese manga>Hero got a goal>He live adventure>Get stronger>Get girls>Get friends>Become cool>The story have a beggining and a end>You can read it from chapter 1 to the end without having to find a read orderComic>The story must last for ever>Can't kill anyone>author change every few months>Must read other comics you don't care about to follow the storyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>214422426>>214422426>The manga industry is so cutthroat that only the best stories with the best characters get published. >he seriously believes this when JJK and Chainsaw Man are still runningKEK
>>214420954Go back to /a/
Tranime and mangay are nothing more than the orientalized equivalent of goyslop. Like the Jew in goywood, tranime is propaganda designed to indoctrinate young generation into believing that a subspecies of chink like the nip is the most civilized race in the world.And the content is so repetitive and appeals so strongly to autistic sensibilities that it's like a drug addiction.Tranime can never be kino.It's the cancer destroying the West.Entertainment for niggers and jeets.
Anime is still created under the ‘Rule of Cool’ premise, which is that the highest virtue a work can have is that it is fun and entertaining. Contrast this to western media, which is largely a political/ideological mouthpiece first and entertainment second. Anime doesn’t ask the question “what if we made a beloved character black to cure racism?”, it asks “what if we made a beloved character?”
