So much bullshit artsy shots that drag on, and completely pointless episodes. Could probably cut out half of the show and it'd improve.
>>214417832>"prestige tv" has Sailor Moon like filler shots so they can get away with filming less stuffkek. Remember when each tv show season had at least 20 episodes and aired each year from September to May?
>>214417846Shut the fuck up troon.
>>214419284Badass bro
>that season 3 scene with real-life chefs talking amongst each other
>>214417832That's pretty much every show nowadays. Even short series can't fucking help themselves most of the time.
>one day you're there>and then all of a sudden there's less of you>and you wonder where that part went>if it's living somewhere outside of you>and you keep thinking maybe you'll get it back>and then you realize>it's just gonehow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>214418664You obviously don't know many Catholic women.
>>214418684>Le hurr durr le durr!
>>214418705Catholic girls are sluts.Sorry to ruin your trad fantasy.
>>214418664>Why was Peggy such a whore?She was Catholic
>>214418579Don't riddle a pregnancy.
Backwater Brothels editionPrevious >>214404374
>>214419530"yeah... it's a horror film" is good enough to get a watch for me. pretty funny to watch a film by him after years of memes though.
>>214419542Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!
>>214419610based. so many films are just shit out by a studio because it's the latest trend. this is the raw juice that brings us original stories.
Stop complaining chuds and enjoy Slopkino
>>214418516>Literally every single movie is based on an established IPAnd who said creativity was dead?
>>214418516>capeslop>capeslop>is that capeslop? >capeslop >billionaire company shitting on a dead franchise's body >billionaire company shitting on a dead franchise's body (and Tolkien's) >kid's movie >kaijuslop (arguably worst than capeslop)>kid's movie>kid's movie that will flop because gen x is not interested in Shrek >i have no clue what this is but having 3 in the title gives me horrorslop vibes >billionaire company shitting on a dead franchise's body >billionaire company shitting on a dead franchise's body >billionaire company shitting on a dead franchise's body Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>214418516>Spiderman>Shrek>Passion of the ChristBased 2004 throwback
>>214418516The only one I'm kind of looking forward to is Sonic 4. I hope Anna Kendrick voices Amy.>>214419593Agreed, 2004 was a fucking goated year (at least for me). I have fond memories of that year.
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Watching that put me off movies, it was awful. I loved movies until I saw it, and it ruined everything from that part of my life. Nonsensically awful, like the feeling you get questioning why childhood leukemia exists. The poster is okay.
Probably won't even see the movie but this poster is fire
>>214419156Bait
>>214419173Maybe he saw that one bad cut
>>214419241Theatrical. Godfather 1 & 2 and the convo are great however, nothing against directorman.
>its actually funny
>It's a true story based on fictional characters I created.>Lt. Drebin!>Me too!>Can I ask why?>As much as you like.I haven't laughed this hard at a movie in some time.
>>214417131It has its moments but its nowhere near the originals. However its refreshing to have a comedy in the theaters. They are so rare nowadays
>drebin jr watches beth leave and starts narrating internally>entire police squad interrupts with their own internal narrationA few jokes land pretty well. This one reminds me a bit of the “I like cops” scene from the original.
>>214417217>...I had 5 more that day.
Why did he do it bros?
so, what exactly happened here? she's a rich celebrity with all resources, time, and incentives to maintain optimal appearance and still young enough to have a career
>>214416008>>214416173>>214416190>>214419271
>>214416008she has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome which causes her severe joint pain so that is why she is gaining weight
>>214416008The j***
>>214419441ah yes of course
>>214416008>>214416173>>214416190Her doctor told her, open your mouth and say "Oink"
Never knew the Stephen King book of the same name. When I heard the title I thought it might be about some war time death march (fictional or real) like what happened in Bataan. Saw the trailer and the premise gimmick looks so uninteresting and not at all scary. Don’t know the story but I guarantee the “interesting” and “thrilling” parts will just be characters betraying each other. Just seems like a boring film but who knows.
>>214418854It was first published under his short-lived penname, 'Richard Bachman.'And the film is actually pretty entertaining with likeable characters you actually start to feel for. More of a survival drama than anything tho.
>>214418942It came out already? I just don’t see the drama when there has to be a single survivor meaning you just can’t trust anyone. I do understand that I’ll be mostly character driven. I just hope they don’t pull a Hunger Games twist and threaten to all stop at the same time.
>>214419030It comes out tomorrow in my part of the world, but got to see it early. They certainly try to avoid that twist.
>i'm walkin 'ere
For me, it's Secretariat.
Who's that at the door?
here come the playeeers theyre so finee
It was a very good show.
This could have been the greatest movie of all time if the French soldiers actually spoke French
>>214419600Kirk Douglas isn't French.
>>214419600>War is... LE BAD!!
N-Naruto-kun... we're leaving
>>214417488Naruto hyperventilating over the thought of his boyfriend getting killed will always be the low point of the series for me. Like by this point Sasuke is basically his enemy and yet he still pines for him.
>>214409939Remember when Konahamaru was chill with filming and getting a testimonial from his grandfather's actual murderer? For Naruto's wedding of all things.
Tsunade boobs
>>214414729>>214417413He lost because he fought against the main character who also had a tailed beast that negated his fighting style. Also, despite you trying to handwave the taijutsu difference away, he literally has a higher stat than Sasuke.>>214416880I'm not going back and I'll take your word for it regarding his keikaku. But we were talking about a different storyline that would've continued to have Orochimaru as the main villain. Also, I feel it's fair to say that Kishi retcons a lot of shit.
>>214419079based
Charlie X EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>214394566
>>214418082kek
>>214418205the ricardo montalban bit is more interesting, what he did with shanter is the old kubirck and even before him wells who just tire out actors so they stop "acting"
>>214414941Didn't he spank Rand?
haha
For me, it's Doctor Selar
Cast her.
>>214419498QRD?
>>214419498>Samurai moves past>She's confused>Blood begins fountaining outTrump really did make anime real
>>214419527migrants good (npc hotfix)
>>214419498quite literally too soon
>>214419564this
Should George have been forced to pay for taking a book into the bathroom?
>>214419094This is what trump and palantir are trying to stop. Will look up david hamilton.
>>214418722What in the fuck is wrong with you?
>>214419512You may have fallen for an elaborate ruse.Welcome to the internet.
>>214419540No, I am the opposite of a leddit contrarian skeptic. I believe you really did jack off in a childs book you sick fuck.
>>214419568>I believe you really did jack off in a childs book you sick fuck.Now I think you really did fall for an elaborate ruse. I'm a different guy. I'm not the book-jacker.
I don't get the hate for these movies. They were good in their own right.
>>214415172>They were good in their own right.nah, childish nonsense
>>2144151721 has some really good moments but the movie takes a big halt when they go to tatooine and doesn’t really get on track until the end. 2 isn’t very good and most of the action feels too weightless, Dooku is cool though. 3 is honestly great, I love the atmosphere of shit going down every moment, it’s a very tight movie in terms of pace too
they're very much a mixed bagpart amazing, part cringe, part dull, part fun rompgenerally-great costuming and art directiona 'fun with friends or family' sorta thing, far less enjoyable by oneself
Liking bad movies doesn't make you a bad person.
>>214415172>They were good