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Roxanne is nerdy black girl-coded
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>>214414161

>Squirt myself some lotion
>And when I blow she's jerking her hand
>To end my girl's commotion
>I'm reaching our for her sweet ass end
>Maybe I'll uncover
>What I shoulda seen all along (Yeah!)
>Buns stay on my face 'n smother
>Your butthole's where my mouth belongs
>If we listen to your buttcheeks part (OH NO!)
>We'll find we've never smelt so foul a fart
>And maybe there's no good reason why
>For the first time ever, I'm peakin' into her brown eye
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>>214415157
Kek
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>>214415157
Lel
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If she was, she would be a gorilla.
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>>214414161
She wasn't made with cgi zoomzoom

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If you fuck her are you a pedo?
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>>214414480
this thing is not the little girl, it just has a copy of her memories. The real little girl died or cancer if I recall correctly.
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>>214414480
No because it's not a person, there is no life, there was never life, there was never a soul. If I fuck my brand new computer does that make me a pedo? No. That thing is a computer.
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>>214414480
It's distracting how much she looks like her dad
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>>214414703
AI slop reply, kys
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I love the way her lips move. It's cute as hell

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ME OWN FOOKIN' SON WATCHES ANIME?
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>>214415415
me own fookin horse an incel

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None of the black celebrities used in the famous "Got Milk?" ad campaign of the 90s-early2000s could actually ingest the thick calcium and Vitamin D rich substance because people of African descent lack the enzymes in the gut that breaks down milk so the body can fully utilize it.

Instead, it causes them great pain and discomfort and drinking milk is generally an intolerable experience.

Only humans of Northern European descent can properly drink milk.
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>>214416224
>be black
>lie and claim you are jewish
>win
Kikes are still seething about this one
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>>214416224
>Only humans of Northern European descent can properly drink milk.
you drink sperm basically from cows (known as milk), because you are subhuman.
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>>214416224
>people of African descent lack the enzymes in the gut that breaks down milk so the body can fully utilize it.
There are tribes in africa that live solely off of dairy you fucking retarded faggot.
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>>214416306
No, there's not.
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>>214416224
people of african and asian descent are more likely to be lactose intolerant, but not everyone of them can't digest lactose.
anyway, lactose free milk and lactase supplement has existed for many decades

>LARPs as a working class, populist lout
>Is actually a toff from a wealthy family who supports globalism and wants to sell cheep Chinese merchandise in his quaint local community
Is he the British Mike Rowe?
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BLIND CHILD
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>>214415849
1) take a stalker child (that’s you)
2) take them to a prison for the multiple crimes against my family
3) they enjoy
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>>214415778
anons will believe any celebrity sob story
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>>214414211
Toff? Did you just call him a TOFF! THAT'S ILLEGAL!

Screencapping this and sending it to the police immediately!
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>>214415330
What does that shit even taste like? Bologna? I assume it'd be good if you fried it first, can't be worse than deli meats or hot dogs.

Charlie X Edition

Previously on /trek/: >>214394566
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>>214414963
>. The Federation didn't like the Ferengi until they started playing ball, too
Which they did on LOWER DECKS
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>>214416194
Based fun commencer
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KILL ALL NUTREK FAGGOTS.
Lmao freighter cargo hold is garbage!
Based insaneway
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IVE GOT FAITH
OF THE HEART
GOIN WHERE MY HEART MIGHT TAKE ME

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ITT: "Classics" that you've never watched
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>>214414479
SAAR I MADE THE THREAD AGAIN SAAR
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>>214415770
you've made the right choice
massively overrated
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>>214415770
Hate that movie
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>>214415424
It's one of the best films ever made.

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What’s with this fool, what is he sandwich crazy?
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>>214415801
>22.95
Ya blew it!

>Why don't you try Five Guys from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for $18.95, faggot!
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>>214415723
>Tuna
Pussy
>No crust
No hair
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YO
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>>214416281

>no hair

Woah, he really was a faggot
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>>214415723
>>214416281
>HE'S AFTER MIA'S TUNA, DAWG

so, what exactly happened here? she's a rich celebrity with all resources, time, and incentives to maintain optimal appearance and still young enough to have a career
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>>214416008
She bought into her own bullshit about looks not mattering
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>>214416190
>>214416173
>>214416008
She got as fat as you did, (yes (You)), did in the interim
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>>214416008
she's a rich fuck that has no incentive to worry about her appearance.
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>>214416220
HOLY PROJECTION FATMAN
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>>214416008
>what exactly happened here?
pizza

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>>214416072
Same. But I think she's taking Ozempic now. I hate fake Hollywood cunts. Check it out.
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Her On Becoming a God in Central Florida should have had more seasons.
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mommy
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>>214416072
A shame how she aged

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>>214415333
How long do you think this has been going on for? They've always been gods of this world, nothing has changed, even back in WW2.
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>>214415413
You’re simply not ready to understand, and your hubris and ego is getting in the way of being open minded and receptive.

Preachers are not necessary. Yes. But teachers and leaders can nudge you in the right direction. It’s up to you to pierce the veil, it requires PSYCHICAL meditation, something you consciously choose to do.

Written langue and symbols even are only able to allude to the EXPERIENCE. Clouded by the lower forms. People corrupted and obsessed with the lower forms keep others from reaching the higher forms. That’s the whole point.
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>>214414704
yeah hooooly shit, i was amazing going through all of those replies lmfao
not a single white person in those replies capable of arguing in good faith
(well there was like 2,3)
christianity confirmed for jeet supported religion because it lowers the whites guards as they infiltrate
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>>214415455
Are you saying only people can communicate in written language and speech while God can't?

>>214415510
Why can't God communicate in an efficient manner in a way that's easily accessible?
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>>214409163
For the record there were about 500 witnesses to His resurrection according to a quick search on duckduckgo.

Matthew 21:21-22
New International Version

21 Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done. 22 If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.”

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>this was an 11/10 pornstar in 2001
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>>214416148
I love her
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>>214416148
>that schnozz
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>>214416205
you really don't get it if you don't understand how much hotter 6s and 7s are than '10s'
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>>214416148
That's Taylor Momsen's best fren you're talking about! Like, seriously. They're still hanging out in 2025. That's crazy to me.
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Can't talk about new shows without getting trolled. Must consume regurgitated slop posts

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Preach it, brother. What an pwn.
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>>214415580
>Screenplay by Elizabeth Meriwether
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>>214415273
>just remember while you're using big words I was using my BIG COCK to fuck your future wife in every hole until she passed out
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for what its worth, the feeling of fucking a committed woman and her going from being passionate about you to immediately treating you like a stranger five minutes after sex is a fairly dehumanizing feeling if you've actually gone through it

its a weird trip, because its like, you've fucked her, and by her own account, fucked her well. and then it just means nothing, none of it carries over. the other guy just gets to have this womans company and devotion (admittedly, aside from the cheating).

it is easy to feel jealous of the other guy because on some weird level, yeah, he has a permanent part of her that you will never have.
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>>214416260
I think the solution is to just not fuck taken women, crazy I know
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>>214416301
>>214416260
I use to love chasing girls in a relationship for the power flex like “she chose to fuck me even tho she has a bf :)” it’s terrible for your mental health stay away from taken girls not worth any of it at all

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NAME ONE MOVIE
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>>214410923

In the Mouth of Madness.
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>>214410923
uhhh… Billy Joel Piano Man!
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First movie in my mind will always be Gladiator or Terminator
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Valhalla Rising.

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I don't get it.
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>>214414039
i like reading up on the history of it all before rewatching john adams
so much stuff was included
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the very definition of blind luck. some retarded critics said they liked it and it just snowballed from there. lemmings and blind mice following and copying each other. the same movie would flop if it were released at any other point in time against something more competitive. this was also before the 2008 financial panic, so people were just going gangbusters for wine and lusting for whatever could make them feel a little snobby.

i can't remember a single "good" moment from the movie. it's 4/10 simply because the director is good at telling a road trip story. but the characters are all unlikeable, and the potential romance is unbelievable.

only pseuds and nerds like this shit.
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alexander paynes films arent for everyone but if u like one generally you might like them all

i didn't enjoy sideways until i got older then it became actually funny and relatable
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>>214416182
I’ve heard enough from you.
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>>214416182
i haven't seen it in a long time, but i still remember the scene where he sees his ex-wife with her new husband, and remember thinking the acting was good.


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