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>my God, if I wasn't already married.
What the fuck did Carmella mean by this?
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>>214966137
>Poppuhsh and whead shecks
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>>214966235
lmao yuck
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>>214966767
too late, it was number 2.
shortly after that 2-3 year insanity experience, health was destroyed and any relationships after that have been short lived and muted - I'm going to die alone and completely unrealised, unfulfilled and probably decades younger than I would have otherwise.
wish I'd been able to speak to someone who knew about this stuff when I was 14-16, so I could have had a chance of escaping it.
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>>214966931
It was number 1 for me and 11 years.
>wish I'd been able to speak to someone who knew about this stuff when I was 14-16, so I could have had a chance of escaping it.
You probably wouldn't get it at the time. It's very hard to without hindsight.
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>>214967046
some kind of input or advice or guidance at that age would have been extremely helpful.
for me.
i knew something was up even at 14 and wanted out, but didn't know how to proceed with life or fix any of it and just ended up retreating completely. managed to extract myself some years later, fell into it with that girl as i/you said, so more catastrophe

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Why do I get a feeling she thinks I'm cute and wants to have sex with me?

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>The very last piece of good Star Wars media wasn't even live action
Really makes you think
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>>214967160
Lucas's Grievious is an actual villain doing evil stuff. If he wasn't a robot he'd be twirling his mustache while tieing damsels to train tracks.
Gendry version is just an a powerlevel fag shit, because he gets to kill a no name in his 1st scene, with no character
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>>214967113
>You just have to put some by-the-numbers """serious""" elements in your corporate product fantasy IP for kids and suddenly millions of manchildren willingly out themselves
It's weird it took this long for Disney to apply that to Star Wars, considering they had been doing it for over a decade with Marvel
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>>214967160
Lucas didn't make him worse, he created the character. Genndy had little information about the character and only had access to the designs, sure, but he chose to make him OP (and worse, turned the jedi into a bunch of cowards to accentuate that)
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>>214967037
>>214967102
Jesus the art style couldn't be more gross.
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>>214967196
U haven't seen andor

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Gotta say this was pretty entertaining and original as absolutely ridiculous as it was. Some of the performances were so rich especially the main guy. M Night scores on the schlock again
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>>214964495
yeah it's pretty good
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>>214964495
This made me love Hartnett again
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When will Shyamalan make Trap 2: Untrappable
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>>214965644
Absolutely agreed, she also acted poorly>>214965643
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>>214967105
There already was a sequel.

>anon you don't actually support the MKU and the Christmas Adventurers, right?
wd?
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>>214965352
The Swarthy Man is the epitome of MASCVLINITY. Timmies could never.
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Indians have killed this board
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>>214964334
it goes both ways, lightskinned men get bullied by dark niggers.
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>>214966061
people have been proclaiming the death of 4chan for at least the last dozen+ years anon. Stop being a dramatic faggot.
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>>214966213
And dark niggers always seethe when a mixed girl only dates white boys

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What made James Gunn choose her?
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>>214966394
this made me lol cause downs guys are too retarded to think like this. sad but funny.
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>>214967212
Sounds like a secret agent.
>The name's Cock, Alcock.
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she fucks white guys
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>>214967295
As she should.
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i think Gunn lurks here bros. he saw all the Millyposting from 2022 onwards and made his mind up from there to cast her

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>Save The Addams Family
>Save Minecraft
>Save a generation of zoomettes from theythemism by dating a white guy
>Coming soon she'll save Angry Birds and Star Wars

Kneel
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>>214959712
>>Save Minecraft
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>>214966496
it's too powerful
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This kinda sorta looks like my ex Zoomette gf. Don't be jealous. She moved to San Francisco and turned into a they/them non-binary thingamajig.
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I wouldn't look twice at a person like Emma Myers. No curves, no height, no chin. She will age like milk. Next.
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>>214966624
Most normal men wouldn't. The only reason she's popular here is because the board is full of the most rejected men in society. Snood is such a low value "woman" that it's the best chance they think they have with a woman before you get in to hambeast territory.

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What's the funniest Python sketch?
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This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxXW6tfl2Y0
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>>214967085
This, but also, Ministry of Silly Walks is not only the unfunniest Monty Python sketch, not only even the unfunniest """""comedy""""" sketch, but actually the unfunniest thing ever produced at any point in human history.
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>>214966890
https://youtu.be/uLlv_aZjHXc?si=pY2wKpEyHkyyXr1R

i always thought this one killed me. Also the Meaning of Life movie slayed me as a kid, thought it was funny as shit.
>the fat guy exploding was wild
>the literal sex-ed was my sexual awakening (glad i never turned out to be a cuck tho)
Some of it still holds up, Death talking shit to an american remains comedy gold.
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>>214967114
that one was kinda cringe, but it ended well enough.
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>>214967114
kek

>>214967178
One of my favorites

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Why did /tv/ enjoy this?
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>>214964697
Femcels are a relatable and underrepresented subculture
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>>214964697
Rey should be a nudist
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>>214964862
If you saw what a real femcel looks like you wouldn't be saying that.
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>>214966438
what would the film be about?

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*DING DING DING*
Emergency bake for the good people watching their loved one spiral out of control
Don't answer any questions
Don't mention any previous incidents
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Not with a bang, but with a whimper
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>>214966555l
>/filmdeux/
I thought that they stopped autosaging "/film/".
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>>214966555
test
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icles
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How do I learn composition?

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>grape
>pdf file
Fucking embarrassing. Even his kiwi farms thread is clowning on him.
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>>214967271
You sound very much not obsessed with them bro congrats
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KINO
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>autistic retards are seething about thing
wow thanks for keeping us up to date
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>Wow, that guy actually trying to avoid youtubes insane autocensorship system, lmao what a dork. He should be like me and not even have a youtube channel and only post his opinions on this gossip rag forum where we do nothing but seethe about the attention other people are getting.

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Bilal al-Burri
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>Don't you hate it when your lovely wife talks back to you on your podcast and you're not allowed to stone her to death? First world problems, am I right? This guy knows what I'm talking about.
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Big Billy Red Cock
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QRD?
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>>214957780
Where's the hypocrisy? The guy is in total alignment with the American establishment, like every other libshit.

Yom Kippur edition
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>>214948804
And now, the conclusion...
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>>214967290
Imagine the sex. Completely legal, and consensual.
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>>214967308
Based
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>Ferengi encourage Klingon immigration to the Federation
>Bat'leth attacks against Ferengi increase
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I've finally gotten to Carbon Creek, what a great ep I forgot it was nazi/borg One actor
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I think VOY's biggest flaw. Or, rather. Missed opportunity. Because it is flawless. Is they should've, every time Neelix enters a scene, all the other characters should start singing about how much they like him. Like the Mr. Mistoffelees song. But about Neelix. And you know how in the Mr. Mistoffelees song, it has that bit where it's like a chorus line and they sing "Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever? A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees" and they sing it over and over again. That would be good if they did that with Neelix.

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on dexter episode 1. I think this guy is the ice truck killer
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>>214966789
Horseshit, you ADHDbrain.
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>>214966832
To be fair general media illiteracy may make it seem more worthwhile
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i stopped watching a little into season 3, did i miss anything worthwhile?
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>>214967108
Doakes comes back from the dead as a zombienigga and proves to everyone that Dexter is the butcher instead of him
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Its crazy how much they blew their load with all their good plotlines and characters in the first few seasons. Doakes, Lundy, Brian, Trinity, Miguel, none of the characters in seasons 5-10 come close. The Ice Truck Killer/older brother plotline should have been towards the end because no killer comes close to Brian in terms of plot weight and competency with the obvious exception of Trinity. I went into the show thinking the Bay Harbor Butcher case would last for the whole show and was shocked to find out that literally everyone considers the case closed after Doakes' death until like Season 6 or some shit. I was assuming it'd be like Death Note where the case is actually pursued but I guess that would put Dexter in trouble and the writers don't want their power fantasy temu Punisher to ever be in trouble

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ITT: Quintessential "punchable face" actors
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>>214957496
OK you win.
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>>214956465
god this guy is the worst
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>>214956174
this gigafaggot
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>>214967133
the third one played an annoying cunt of a character in an annoying cunt of a cringe movie called Baby Driver or something
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