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Imagine this. You are a professional embalmer in ancient Egypt, working slowly and carefully in silence and respect due to the dead.
Taking entire weeks to finish a single mummy. Treating corpses you work on with the uttermost attention. Holding your work in high value...

Then someday you get hired for public service. Only to discover instead of one single corpse you are expected to mummify a dozen living guys, moving and screaming in your face the whole time.
You are expected to rush the whole thing in a single night and on top of that you will have to work wearing a heavy wooden mask that blurs half your vision, in an already dimly-lit room doing basically executioner business instead of your trade.

How they didn't went on strike ?

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I think Jacket Jason is the superior design. It fits him as an outdoorsman, it separates him more visually from Michael Myers, and it looks good when swinging a weapon
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>>214967332
On what?
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>>214966761
OPs pic is from Freddy VS Jason tho, that design seems to be unpopular (mostly because of the eyes), but I don't mind it
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>>214967313
And neither would have female nudity obviously, just like the newer Halloween movies avoid female nudity entirely despite the classic ones directed and/or produced by John Carpenter doing so
soon the "did you know that part 6 is the only Friday The 13th movie without naked tits & ass?!" bit of trivia will need to be updated
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>>214964693
VI is my favorite movie, but I love this design for Jason. The new Jason design looks meh.
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>>214964693
This design was the best

anyone here watch taskmaster?
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>>214968104
they do 2 a year, survivor style. its been on for 10 years.

for me its series 5, 7, 11 and 14
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>>214968200
Maisie is surprisingly cute
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>>214967184
The smart thing would be to recycle the old classic ones
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>>214966275
this one has a really good panel, theres a qt chinese zoomer girl who is fucking stupid at every task
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>>214966416
Im a fan of Zooks, I'd never seen this show up till he got cast on season 19.

>Destroy
>Dismantle
>Engulf in flames

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Why do palis unironically think that their problem is the world's problem?
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>>214967573
Man you reeking hooknoses really are starting to get desperate huh.
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>>214967573
pay reparations, whitoid
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>>214968153
especially the jewish ones
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>>214967573
because they're jeets at heart
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>>214968268
Wrong. /tv/ is a "I hope the kikes and mudslimes wipe each other off the face of the earth" board

>we need a heroic dog
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>>214967958
You could say that about every dog
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>>214966143
>we need a dog version of a dumb blonde
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>>214966143
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>>214968108
No. Pitbulls for example are completely fairly vilified.
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>>214968094
in the /pol/ edit the dog mauls migrants arriving on a beach

Yom Kippur edition
Previous:
>>214948804
And now, the conclusion...
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>>214968314
>Red shirt in Engineering
retard frog poster
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>>214968391
She wasn't kidnapped Archer left her there all by herself because he's a terrible Captain
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romulans don't have cloaks yet ffs ENT why do have to be like this?
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>>214968399
>Red shirts never set foot in Engineering ever
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>>214968418
ep i'm on right now
Malcolm trying to disarm an active mine
>I'm going to try and disarm it
Archer
>Be careful malcolm
gee thanks cap never would've thought of that

Will AI save or destroy video-based media like television and film?
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>>214963781
>every show is derivative dogshit with sterile visuals and zero artistic meaning
wow, nothing changed
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enjoy your increasing electricity prices as more of these shitty AI companies pop up
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>>214959604
No wonder the world is going to shit when these retards are infesting every industry.
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>>214966470
Shit out unwatchable slop that I don't watch, I guess.
int the XX century it was another thing
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Why does it filter teevee so hard?
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>>214965235
>ELDER GOD TIER:
>The Thin Red Line
>Apocalyse Now
based
>Redux
megabased
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>>214963614
Terrance Malik would famously hold up shooting to film birds lol
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>>214962985
More like The Thick Cum Ropes.

Movie makes me nut harder than an all expenses paid trip to the all you can eat weekend in whore town.

Fat nuts busted in every direction.
Like a spinning sprinkler.
Gallons of cum lost.

Adrian brody being cut out of the movie? Soup sprayer moment.
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>>214968199
Total based chad move.
15/10.
Fuck hollywood and its time.
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>>214968332
Scenes can always be filmed again but nature is random in its beauty. Mallick knew he had to take the chances he got and film what could never be captured exactly the same again. Birds fluttering in the air, the clouds drifting above and the sun glinting through the trees at the perfect angle for a natural sunburst effect.
There are no second takes in Nature.

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is this guy a complete fucking schitzo?

>spends the better part of 2 decades pushing as aggressively as possible his "technology is a cocoon man, were like a caterpillar become a butterfly"
>has an anti-tech guy on, we have to stop technology joe we are losing our sacred antenna to the divine and alien lizard people are forcing us down an evil path, but also don't be violent tehee!

>"i totally agree with you"

the audience for this i guess is military aged white males who are supposed to passively sit back and eat this slop up while they are at record levels of low social outcomes and performance? how does this faggot keep his spinning plates ideology going with so many moral, ethical and mental contradictions.
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>>214962273
Sooo why did you watch the whole episode ???
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>>214967433
>we're not so different, you and i
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>>214962273
He's an intelligence asset
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Having anything besides a middling opinion on Rogan is full on derangement. I get not liking him or his show because it doesn’t interest you but some shitlibs would happily shoot him to impress their transfurry boyfriends
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>>214967866
i hope he slips up again and says nigger.

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The most based actor of all time.
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>>214965537
>>All for one, and more for ME
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Anyone see that talking chimp movie where he almost calls Ernie Hudson a nigger?
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>>214965537
>dressed up like half a fag in Rocky Horror
>became an immediate sex idol after
>women loved it
>Drowing-in-pussy.jpeg

I’d say that’s based, just on principle alone.
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>>214967784
What type of women were attracted to Frank N Furter?
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>>214967840
It was peak glam rock era right before hair metal(which was the same thing just with some slightly better guitar playing ability) you had gross motherfuckers like David johansen dressing up in ladies clothes with makeup on stage with a garage band and getting mobbed with bitches.

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>"I want to know why there's ZERO good threads on /tv/"
>"WHERE'S THE FUCKIN KINO?!?!?"
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>You know it wasn't long ago I remember you used to post on Reddit. And as far as I'm concerned you should STILL POST THERE!
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>>214966471
>is this fucking /u/ or something?
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>I hear Jannie's getting 95 pounds taken off his paycheck
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>>214968045
>it's an off-colored remark: it was highly inappropriate, if you want, I'll demand that he's warned, but ban him?
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>>214968089
>a warning for insulting my janitor? What's next? He gets to leak his email for an appeal?

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Cooling down on emma and jenna
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>>214968109
Not yet too young looks like pedo bait
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>>214967534
he
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>>214967534
I'm almost starting to get the stage that comes before Snood fatigue-I mean there doesn't need to be 3 plus daily threads about her
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>>214968487
Now you're feeling what everyone else felt with 25 Ortega threads every day for years, Snood almost felt like a breath of fresh air at thay point

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SIRS THE FOOD IS READY!! PROPER FRIED DESI MASALA TOPPING!! NOT TOO SPICY FOR WESTERNERS!!
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>>214967424
Real question, why are they like this? Why have so little disregard for hygiene and human decency? Who looks at this and goes oooh yummy, the fuck is wrong with those people
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>>214968121
Even Medieval European peasant food looked more appetizing.
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>>214967880
news flash anon most of the people using this site are from india or south america
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>>214968121
i know the new trend on india is talking about how they all eat with their hands.
and their dinners are all usually communal too.
so everyones just putting their hands in the rice bowl so to speak.
they probably don't see an issue with it.
chilies, coriander, garlic, tumeric
"tea tree oil"
and just being used to it.
i mean how much could they be charging for one of those things really? like 2 rupees at most?
does india have ANY michelin star restaurants?
all they got is some dude living in the most expensive house.
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>>214967656
your body begins expelling liquid out both ends for a week straight. better hope your hotel has sufficient air con :)

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More like Flopiosa lol
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>>214967852
yeah my bad. I meant to say it is good.
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>>214967775
Fact of life.
Just is.
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>>214966191
Sexy hot.
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>>214967775
you unironically need to reduce your screen time
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>>214966191
It’s called being partway through cutting your long hair off

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>I don't seed.
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>>214967805
You do realise torrents would be nothing if no one seeded right
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>>214963621
saying things are “x” coded codes you as a useful idiot pleb btw
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>>214967252
Why do they get so uppity? I really don't have much worth sharing these days, sadly..
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>>214967549
post your filters
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>>214967805
Brown-coded African empire of dirt mindset


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