How the fuck did Art the Clown become a horror icon in 9-10 years? He went from being in a shitty low budget slasher to being in Halloween horror nights. Is it easy to make horror icons now? He's basically Zoomer Freddy Kruger.
I work at HHN and it fucking sucks. The event is terrible, don’t come. We have been reusing the same shitty assets for decades now and the scare actors are getting lazier and more jaded each year. It’s been steamrolling since 2020. Working the event is hell, most of the employees work 10-12 hour shifts 5 days a week and the managers are all super autistic weirdos. One of my first interactions with a team lead was him freaking out about how he “fucked up” on discord and needs to delete it and how he’s scared for his life.
>>214960113yes, that is your core horror audience
>>214960018>Show bare tits in the first movie >Only show uncensored dicks after that Why are modern horror movies so afraid of naked women?
>>214960018He's a funny guy
>>214960163Cali or fl?
ITT: Quintessential "punchable face" actors
>>214956174How has nobody posted this dude yet?
>>214959772see>>214956251
>>214956174
>>214959772he filtered millions
>almost 2026>can't post more than 1 image
Uncle… Please sit.
>>214959738>The Battle of the Bastards was still kino to watchDecent slop>Then, Jon being crowned afterwards as King of the North was giga kinoPretty good >Danerys BTFO of the Dothraki and uniting all of the hordes under herUltra cringe girl boss shit >Then, we got the White Walker backstoryUnderwhelming >Hodor twist Pretty Good
>>214959642Why didn't Caesar just tell Brutus to sit?
>>214959738Twenty good men posted this
>>214960507>And as I stand here in front of you all, I think of Caesar crossing the Rubicon
>79 days until Avatar: Fire and Ash
Jake is a good dad.
>>214958484 Buck status?
>>214960349Not good enough to keep Tuk around. She's going with the Wind Traders.
>>214960469I wonder if she’s seen my art.
>>214960349>top rightyou just know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aulMPhE12g
>>214960381>1st shot ugly CGI rendered in Unreal engineother than that nitpicking there is potential to fairly faithful take, as long as he doesnt go kenneth branagh off-way
>>214960381hows he going to hamfist some nazi/antifa shit into it?
>>214960381looks good, might be ok
>Save The Addams Family>Save Minecraft>Save a generation of zoomettes from theythemism by dating a white guy>Coming soon she'll save Angry Birds and Star WarsKneel
>>214960275>Olivia RodrigoFunny you mention her. She dresses slutty in her concerts and photoshoots, and has a 'latin' name, but she's actually half-German, half-filipina, and only dates really really White men.When she breeds with a White guy eventually their kids will be mostly White looking. The apple didn't fall too far from the tree with her.
>>214960275That list has gotten longer since you or whoever else posted it. So funny, and predictable it turned out this way. Of course, I don't think White men should mix with the non-White ones on that list, Rodrigo excluded because the occasional wasian is okay, but it was so obvious girls like Clairo were never really "queer"
>>214960275So many young White zoomettes are going to see this clip and resolve to marry a White man of their ownGood job, lil Snood
She saved a generation of zoomettes
>>214960275Why do they have the right to vote.
Original Danny actuallly looks like a Targ
>>214960000>Blackfyre quadsCall it in
>>214959715Is that the actress from The Tudors?
FUCK NOSHES'S KHALEESI, MATEEMILIA GANG FOREVER
>>214959986And she said that she wasn't really up to do naked stuffWe dodged a fucking bulletAlso: bitch. that's HBO
if you think og dany is better than emilia then you probably might be gay, there's a chance
Is it possible for a movie to have no main character?
>>214958942>give autist blank cheque>he makes a movie with no character development, no protagonist and a bunch of childish crapthis proves they dont have souls right?
>>214958942The main character is Amidala. The story is about her and her planet being blockaded. The Jedi were there because of her, she met Anakin and he helped her get off of Tatooine.The story of Episode I was oriented around the Queen, I don't know how that went over people's heads.
>>214958942Jar Jar was the main character
>>214960435>MEESA GIVE YOUSA TACO BELL SHITS! YOUSA IN BIG DOO DOO NOW!
>>214960435
ITT: Works you think would be unfilmable
>>214960212>The Worm Ouroboros is a heroic high fantasy novel by English writer E. R. Eddison, first published in 1922. The book describes the protracted war between the domineering King Gorice of Witchland and the Lords of Demonland in an imaginary world that appears mainly medieval and partly reminiscent of Norse sagas.
What the fuck is this?!
>>214956794It could be done, it just needs to be an HBO series. An hour-long episode for each tale.
>>214957319>>214960355It's not even a "true" adaptation. It's more about Bill Lee writing the book, but it does take a lot of scenes and quotes from the book
>>214960375When you say demons, do you mean red horned imps? Mischievous little bastards? Or weird animal mashups?
What did we think?
>>214959437She's already hit the wall.
>>214958509He'd make a great Jack Reacheround.
>>214959485Dead wrong, cuck
>>214959747Urgh, what a decrepit ghoul.
Pilot was quite bad.Not a fan of the main character, her acting, or directing ability.Stopped watching due to other quality options.Might give it another go due to Toni Collette.
wtf was her problem?
>>214957789imagine her biting your ball sack just like this...
>>214958228>frenchdutch
>>214958337she's just like me fr
>>214957476How strong are replicants? She internally decapitated Villeneuve's weirdo actor with a single karate chop.
>>214959706You answered your own question
Well I just finished this one. First half was a snooze and then it just goes fucking nuts. Lots of edgy shit here. The maternity ward and pregnant bitch were a bit much. Honestly shits horrific and doesn't hold any punches. Where does this one sit with you fans
>>214959693>2004 filmyes, that's exactly the point. that movie sucked ass because it left out the marines. the avp films can't understand what they were supposed to put in the actual movies and they put in random weak humans in the modern day, which no one ever wanted. stop being an idiot and get some reading comprehension.
>The maternity ward and pregnant bitch were a bit much.Only good part of the movie, wish I could've seen what was happening.
AVP-R is firmly Ok to Decent.Pros> One of the most badass Predators of the series.> Great Pred design & suit. Much more traditional than the Pred suits in the 1st AVP.> Sewer battle & final battle are solid despite lighting.> Sheriff is likable.> The actress from 24 is a decent Ripley ripoff, better then the bitch from Covenant> Great Predalien design & effects.Cons> Rest of the cast has minimal likability.> WAY too darkly lit.> The Alien suits aren't the best.> Meh/Weak-ish ending.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>214959693No, the original comic is actually set on an alien planet in a Weyland Yutani colony. And while most of it is normal colonists trying to survive and escape in the middle of the battle between Ayys and Predators, I'm pretty positive colonial marines do show up at the end.
>>214959907Scar was better, and he likes jungle chick's
She literally has the mind of a child and is hooking up with a grown man
>>214960298Because we let widows start inheriting their husband’s property 200 years ago
>>214960368It honestly all traces back to the enlightenment. Uncle Ted was right about a lot.
>>214959363Remake with Snood when? (since she's clearly stunted, in the best possible way)
>>214960110>being new to modern civilization is child-likeso I guess those amazon tribesmen who visit the UN and shit are children now>>214959741>innocenceSo she enjoyed testing out the food machine and eating chicken or whatever, so what?>naivetyHow was she naive? When she showed attraction to Bruce Willis, should he have told her to try dating Chad and Tyrone first to see if she prefers other men?Leeloo was an adult from a different culture, that's all, she knew they had to gather the 5 elements to stop space Sauron and shit and enlisted the others to help her, if anything she was the one manipulating others. It is the stupidest fucking reddit meme.
>>214960538I now realize I overuse "and shit", poor prose
zoomers are very mistaken that they are poor. Independent analysis actually shows that boomers had it much harder than zoomers. The problem with Gen Z is that they want luxuries at 25 and think of themselves as poor if they don’t have it.Boomer grew up with Formica counter tops, vinyl flooring, and ceiling fans. Zoomers think they should have Italian marble countertops, subzero and Wolf brand appliances, and 8 sleep mattress toppers. Boomers only have the niceties of life because they worked for forty plus years.
UhCan I buy a house ?And have a staybat home wife, and 2-3 kidsAll on my average wageOh also don't forget about a brand new car every few years
>>214959375inb4 some dishonest boomjeet calculated it by average (driven up by some ultra millionaires) rather than the median
I can't even afford a week of groceries. How am I rich?
>>214959375boomers were able to start a family and buy a house even with unqualified jobs.now your average young worker with a degree can barely make ends meet
Great I would accept the formica counter vinyl floor ceiling fan place if it still existed but I don't so unfortunately all of my extra purchasing power has to go towards paying 3x as much on my apartment and groceries as my parents did after which I'm lucky if I have anything left over let alone enough to afford luxuries
Millennials thought this was totally fucking jacked.
>>214959109>rodent>rat-facedunconventional maybe, but he got that old school weather beaten manly look, good teeth, def not like a rat. now I wonder what you look like.>shortreally?? he is clearly not short and you cant call a man gay and start your whining with him being too short for your liking. oh poor you there is not enough daniel craig for you? thats super gayhe is not 6'4, who caresall the other bonds were lanky, pot bellied, spaghetti armed weaklings.
>>214951582he was jacked. if he was dehydrated and posing in good lighting he would make your sissy ass cum
>>214959768zyzz was extremely based and mostly honest about everything. he was Og thot patroller.he exposed the state of modern women. they all empty, boring, vapid disgusting whores. every chad and incel knows this, but those disgusting average dudes...redpill path is the way of honest men. zyzz could have been the patient zero for the redpill wave, pouring wisdom on young confused men 5-10years prior than normal. would have been glorious.
>>214951582post physique OP with timestamp of course
Why are there suddenly so many boomers on 4cham.com?