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Now that the dust has settled...
Was this the greatest deceptive act of all time?
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>>214966987
what's deceptive about it?
>haha I was only pretending to be a fat degenerate faggot
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Nobody gave a shit because he disappeared for 2 years. He was a middling Youtube meme. He really blundered this.
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>>214967001
Wait till you turn forty...
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Was posting your weeping anus part of your plan?
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>>214967027
it was ai-gernerated jpegslop

What are some other 'religious rural white people are actually inbred troglodyte dogshit' kinos?
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>>214966435
I'd take that inbred troglodyte daughter as my wife any day.
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>>214966435
>>214966479
Is that a24 horror movies? I love a24 horror movies

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Hello if you post two or more actors/actresses they can kiss (or more). Being October if you want it spooky that's ok just let me know. Will be using hialou and runway (pozzed) but I have the day off because I have a tummy ache I had Dominoes pizza last night and something wasn't right. Ok thank you minimum pic is 300x300 and my Mum says Hi to you guys
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Got any baneposting?
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>previously on the Shield
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>>214966932
Who knew that trapping demons in microscopic silicon sigils would eventually lead to our downfall?
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>>214967010
omg...

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>tfw not invited to the zombie dance party
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>>214967066
>this made boomers piss and shit their pants

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cannot believe i lived to see the day when the goose became an insufferable faggot
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>>214965836
what's his thing with mexican chicks... in every movie and in real life
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>>214965894

His first waifu was Raquel Welch, Goose has a type.
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>>214965398
Star Wars, now without stars, just water.
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>>214965398
Looks like one of those "mah wife's son" onions movie

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Best tv antagonist
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What were they thinking resolving his story mid-season after all these years
What were they thinking half assing his reveal
What were they thinking rebooting the show for the final season
What were they thinking cancelling this shit
What
Were
They
Thinking

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NO NO NOT PIN THE TAIL
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>>214952045
*graped
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>>214960445
why did gays have to ruin horses? i'm done with tthem
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>>214965302
Ive been done with fags for a long time. They are truly degenerate people.
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rape lol

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>You're a fool, Picard. History will look at you and say: "This man was a fool.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>>214963766
Underrated kek
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>>214963723
Not his call
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>>214963723
>>214965588
This is why the background to my ideal new Star Trek series (which will never happen; I'm well aware we'll never see any more decent Trek) would include Maxwell being somewhat exonerated and becoming a leader of sorts in a Federation-wide isolationist movement (which, along with the billions of dead, would weaken the Federation but not destroy it - allowing for weekly TNG-type adventures, but with more realpolitik and more challenges generally).
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>>214965588
>Admiral Pressman was right about developing a cloaking device
>Doctor Russell was right about letting Worf roll the dice, even if he died
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>>214966933
>nods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NhQVm7uZXA

IT'S UP
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>>214949024
>Inherit Vice
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>>214949041
all slasher/horror flicks have hot chicks, anon
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>>214950901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbqdtJG5DSY
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>>214948013
I can't comment for the regular deranged user, but for me it's them being partisan and cowardly.
They refuse to address the elephant in the room, namely that leftist political activists have brutally abused every IP the supposedly cared for. They did it for Ghostbusters, for Star Wars and even Star Trek, a show they supposedly truly love.
They'll bitch and moan more about other people noticing and calling out this trend, than the actual damage done to the IP itself.

You can't be a maverick movie critic, and then turn around and lick the bloody shit off the dick that just assraped your, supposedly, favorite franchise.
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>I want them to screech endlessly about polshit like all the other retarded youtubers I follow
autismos really do be like that

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When There's No More Room in /hor/, the Thread Will Walk The Earth Edition
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Charts: https://mega.nz/folder/kj5hWI6J#0cyw0-ZdvZKOJW3fPI6RfQ/folder/17gwXTTT
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>>214966212
Child's Play is second there's a hot take
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>>214966604
I love Childs Play. brad Dourif delivers good performances. The movies keep some continuity and eventually gets funny
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>>214964623
Thanks for the rec, torrenting now
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>>214966604
based opinion, I like child's play more than all those franchises combined, not only 1 and 2 but even the later ones like bride of chucky and seed of chucky are kino
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Welp
I liked it.
I honestly expected a lot worse. It was a hell of a lot better than the Street Trash remake.

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>We'll never be able to have a South Park thread that doesn't devolve into political sperging again
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>>214966004
Me neither. It's better that the shit they have nowadays
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>>214966004
It's great, I love the bit where his uncle crafts him a metal newspaper kek. People who shit on it probably weren't familiar with Great Expectations.
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>>214966192
Also the pat where Pip farted.
He's a stinky cutie
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>>214955741
fpbp
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Any ideas for better episodes?

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I wish I had this guy's ability, life would be so much better
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>>214966775
4u
I've had 200-300lbs and I consider anyone under 350 basically anorexic
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>>214966866
I am not sure I even want to have sex with her but I have gotten 0 attention outside of this. Do I commit to saying that even if I want to vanish a week later?
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>>214966900
She will know
Just actually go for it don't go into it thinking your gonna ghost her because if you like her you're gonna poison your own well
Hogholders are the best girls out there don't mistreat them you ruin their trust for ages and make it hard for the rest of them
I'll be watching your progress young brapfarmer
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>>214966925
If she actually does have a round tummy like this I will follow your teachings. If she does not, I will have to plan an escape plan. I will make sure she has fun either way
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I think I'd rather be alone than go out harpooning landwhales

Do poor Swedish women have to be anally raped to receive food stamps in Sweden? I can't believe something like that even happens in African war zones.
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It's their culture

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/tv/ ylyl thread
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>>214966748
I really, really, REALLY like this pic
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>>214966912
I don't get it, and I mean that seriously.
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>>214966975
and that's ok
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>>214966934
heh

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Itโ€™s funny how after all these years they still canโ€™t explain how a Queen xeno is created lmao.
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>>214966549
Bees, man, bees have hives!
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>>214966549
>"if you thought the alien queen was clever"
>"wait until you see the fever dream existing within Alien Covenant"
>Fever dream turns out to be more black goo shit orchestrated by egomaniac android who somehow gets hard at the sight of the Xenomorphs and himself
Oh, Scott...
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>>214966640
I dunno. Looks to me that with that timeline setup, the Prometheus crew found the goo precursor on LV-223 which ended up turning a few of them into monstrous precursors which would wildly mutate and eventually adapt into the xenos, like a biological weapon that evolves.
Whereas the ship on LV-426 had the eggs, a stage where an evolutionary path was complete, stable, and controllable as a biological weapon.
The end result of the goo when used on humanoid species like the Engineers or humans are the two legged tailed xenos with eggs and chestbursters.
David got the goo and the colonists and then just fucked off to the tail end of space to conduct his experiments, never to be seen or heard from again in his short circuiting quest to turn himself into a god due to Weyland's speech to him.
The Nostromo crew were tricked into going to LV-426 where they found the crashed extinction ship loaded down with stable bioweapons in their egg form.
I don't see any time travel needed. I don't know how much black goo is inside an alien drone, or queen, but maybe the dozens of scientists on the Romulus research station found some in the xeno they rescued from the Nostromo explosion and were fucking with it for years and managed to follow down a similar path of David with their experiments. David is highly intelligent, but he's one android. His experiments were stunted and slow due to lack of materials. A bunch of androids and fifty scientists would be more than enough to discover the same results he did, separately.
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>>214966940
sidequels and prequels are not canon, only sequels
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>>214967020
Eat a dick.


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