Gruesome Gargoyles editionPrevious >>215192116
>>215205089Ah shit, more posts are getting deleted. Why wait until the thread is over to start deleting posts?
>>215205058>2009Nah, this was waaaay older. 1999 to 2006 at the latest. I think it actually played on TV AFTER The Last Broadcast.
>>215205116It was posted on time
>>215205121Some of them were Pissman so there's a good chance he was just sent on vacation. Thank fucking god
>>215203436Never heard of it! Will watch it tmrw
In your opinion how will Werwulf rank to other movies in the Werewolf genre that exist so far?
>>215204829Not as formulaic and I like them better than the majority of Eggers' movies.
>>215204981Who are you quoting?
>>215201205See>>215201233I also liked Late Phases and Silver Bullet
Why do so many people dislike nosferatu? It was kino. Certainly better than the vast majority of vampire slop of the past 20 years. If anything, the northman felt like his weakest to me.
>>215205550The backlash is from superhero movie fans who don't know how to watch actual films. I'm not even joking. Iron Man and The Dark Knight both came out in 2008. They kicked off the modern era of film. That's 17 years of slop.
Honestly it wouldn't be that bad
>>215205437Do you honestly believe that just because he saved a life people wouldn’t make a mockery of it all, or that anyone who dared call him a pigfucker would be shunned like a leper from society because he saved a life? Lots of people are cruel. In fact, this happens all the time. People mock Jesus all the time and he died for everyone on Earth
>>215205510>some people would be assholes about itOkay, and?The public consensus would be that he was a hero for saving someone's life by humiliating himself. The fact that some people are assholes doesn't disprove the argument.
I love bacon
>>215202746He would be thrown into prison, though.
>>215202746This is just what Taskmaster will be in two seasons
Should they make a sequel where he goes after Chigurh for revenge?
>>215205578an "American Psycho 2" style sequel, yes.
>>215205578I want a 3 hour prequel of how the gas station guy ended up owning a gas station.
>>215205641same. he claims to have married in to it, but did he really?
Ralph Fiennes once terrified Steven Spielberg so completely during an audition that the director had to leave the room to collect himself. He wasn’t acting — he was becoming a monster.It was 1992. Fiennes was a quiet, classically trained British actor known mostly for Shakespeare and BBC dramas — polite, reserved, meticulous. Spielberg was casting Schindler’s List, looking for someone to play Nazi commandant Amon Goeth, one of history’s most sadistic figures. Fiennes read one monologue, calm and poised, then slipped into something darker. His breathing slowed. His eyes went hollow. The air in the room changed. When he finished, Spielberg didn’t clap or speak — he just walked out. Minutes later, he returned and said, “I think I’ve just met evil.”But here’s the twist: Fiennes didn’t want the part. “I didn’t think I could go that deep,” he admitted later. “I didn’t want to live in that man’s head.” Yet he did — and the transformation was so complete that crew members avoided him on set. He wore Goeth’s uniform even off-camera, not out of vanity, but because “I wanted to feel the weight of him.”During filming, the real survivors who visited the set couldn’t look him in the eye. One woman burst into tears when she saw him in costume. Fiennes tried to apologize, but she said, “It’s not you. It’s him. You look like him.” The performance earned him an Oscar nomination — but left him hollow. “I was disgusted by how easy cruelty can look,” he said. “It stayed in me for years.”And yet, that’s the contradiction that defines Ralph Fiennes — the man who hides fire under stillness.
Man’s a fucking comedian he was never scary lolEven in the movie he’s on the verge of cracking up. You can see him trying to hold it together.
>>215204578this is how voldemort was created
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>>215204578Deh!
So you got a series idea that doesn't involve me playing 2nd fiddle to some gay twinkle? I'm all ears....Well /tv/?
>>215203839>The stupid show ruined everything.I loved the fags and mystery meat wearing an iconic IP as a skin suit for vapid teen drama
>>215205624he was lying and called the kid a faggot later
>>215205664Chucky was just mad Jake wouldn't suck him off. I mean it is canon that Chucky has a cock, right?
>>215203541Chucky gets an onahole installed
>>215205690you see it in seed of chucky unrated when he jerks off
>be le superman.>be in a courthouse that spontaneously combust.>didn't see the bomb because he wasn't paying attention.>completely understandable.>bomb causes concussion damage, with fire incinerating anything around it.>doesn't bother to suck up the oxygen around the area for 10-20 seconds or use freeze-breath to put the fire out.I mean objectively, he would have at LEAST mitigated the rest of the damage to people or the surrounding area by doing this but he decides to stand there and make an ambivalent looking expression conveying regret? Imagine being in a survivable range from the blast rate but die from the burn injuries and and smoke inhalation. Imagine standing back there burning, waiting for superman to put your ass out as you watch him stand there and look up at the sky.Fuck.
>>215204294If you want a movie with no stakes, go watch a Marvel movie. Theres like 30 of them at this point. Even the Supes cartoon had destruction like MoS. It's not about realism, it's about a movie having its own internal logic. Superman fighting his evil counterpart in Zod will ultimately result in collateral damage. It would break the internal logic of MoS and it's themes were there to be no real stakes and no real threat to human life.
This is when you tell me that the old cartoons sucked as well because they were made by Batman fanboys.
>>215204373> Supes cartoon had destruction like MoS.Batman fangirls need to stay the fuck away from Superman.
>>215204898Ah here it is. Snyder haters reaching back nearly 30 years to rewrite history and gaslight everybody in order to "win". The animated series escalation from Batman to Superman to Justice League was a huge success that everybody liked. Miss me with these lies.
>>215203530Snyder thought that a realistic Superman would be like Dr Manhattan. He simply didn't understand the character
>did... did you just make a people of the homosexual persuasion the butt of a joke?>Ugh you heckin' bigoted Chud, those sorts of jokes have no place here on the Reddlt O'Brien show>That's it Norm, you're cancelled, isn't that right Conan? >If you ever show your face here again me and my trans xisters will make sure you regret it
>>215205518RFK finally shut down the Covid hoax, GOD BLESS THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION! TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT, PRESIDENT IS OUR PRESIDENT IS THE BEST PRESIDENT! *takes huge bite of McDonald’s buger*
>>215205518Trump and Rogan and the right told everyone to drink bleach and inject horse paste!! Lmao dumb fucking chuds just don’t trust the science! They wouldn’t even follow the arrows! Trust the Fauci Plan chuddos! Just 10 more years of monthly vaccines and we’ll finally beat Covid!
>>215205494exactly it is stolen valorI'm just doing my part keeping them honest
>>215205621lol, this post is all over the place. Like you can't even settle on which side you're lampooning. It's never been a simple partisan issue and you're proving it now.
>>215202286His appearing in that queer coded Brady Bunch comedy stage show is not not gay.
>Filters critics>Filters normies>Filters true crime fags
>>215204730They all hate it cause it's "historically inaccurate" and "spreading misinformation"
>>215203443>>215205270you are a faggotaids having cumdrinking homosexuell
it’s literally just an excuse to remake scenes from classic horror movies and it ends trying to make a retarded inbred that dug up dead bodies and killed people a victim because he was a faggot
>>215205293It's the story of a sensitive young man being misled by women into depravity, then being Immortalized in culture by Jewish Hollywood for cheap schlock.
I started marathoning unsolved mysteries on tubi and since then there's very very little true crime kino that lives up to that standard of entertainment
i just finished the shield. why isn't it talked about more? one of the greatest shows of all time
>>215205468yeah the black gay cop subplots sucked. crazy that the actor shot his wife in the kneecaps before blowing her brains out
>>215205490It made his subplots more kino in hindsight
>>215205435There's a white man right there. No 'wokeness' on Shield. You sure are correct.
>>215205520he told her "i know you like running. try running now". what he did was awful but that's a funny quip
>>215205010Badass Show. The scene where they needed a dead body substitute so Vic says "go get my shotgun." I was in for the long haul after that.
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Am I the only one… who just wasn’t laughing?
>>215205646this season feels kinda too preachy, like they took the edge away.
>>215205646I laughed a few times>Pim's cutesy song>The over the top dramatic moment with the dad>montage with him hosting snl and meeting putin and all that>post credits scene
What the fuck is a facebook?
Why cant American cinema make kino like this anymore?
>>215205401Its really not that hard to understand, pal
>>215205387Cinemas only play the movies.
>>215205387idk. lost the recipetry dinner in america
>>215205387That's not a Kino. That's a documentary.
>>215205387Because YouTube won.
>mfw he pulls out his HDMI cable
mfw he doesn’t have any premium tv streaming services
>had invited a girl to hang out at my place on Saturday night and watch a movie>Get sloshed around 4pm and start playing Mario 64>have my phone on silent so I miss all her calls and it seems like I ghosted her>she still wants to hang outThe fact that she still wants to hang out kinda turns me off from seeing her. Is that normal?
is this the best scene in her kinography?
>>215205657I don't remember this scene...
>>215205400It's most likely some kind of marketing/astroturfing ploy by streaming services. Though a lot of zoomers are actually cringe enough to repost marketing material unironically
The one where she shrinks me down to 2 feet tall and we have sex for 18 hours straight. It was a deleted scene in honey I shrunk you lol
>>215204060imagine being this gay
>>215204009I liked her in the early best of the worsts when she dated 3rd reich mike stoklasa
>>215205233...more jean ass...huminahuminahumina
>>215205233when they put the fat sow in that dress and let her ice skate was the biggest humiliation ritual ever
She plays a model who gets her sex tape leaked.
>>215205681why does this stupid whore keep getting tattoos
