Tales of Terror edition previous >>215526831
This movie feels like it's on fucking Ambien and the climax, while it has its charm and cool moments, does not make up for the GLACIAL pacing. However, it's got some nice atmospheric stuff and it has some visual flair and style (directed by the guy who directed F13th Part VI). Worth a watch if you want to watch something atmospheric that's set partly in a cool mausoleum.Meg Tilly is fucking adorable, good lord.
>>215538724>the only troma movie so far that I've sat through and enjoyed besides toxic avenger.Probably because it's not actually a Troma movie and just something they happened to eventually obtain the rights to.
>>215538457>October watchlist>no Trick or Treat>>>/wsg/6011556
>>215538724Frankenhooker has nothing to do with Troma
>>215536474Through the power of Polish genes (and friendship)
>scientists playing god and creating a monster>they bully and mistreat it for no reason
>no reasonthey do it because it's funny, retardsame reason you got bullied
>>215536608Clan of the Cave Bear
>until the 1980s doctors didn't believe babies experienced pain so they did all sorts of experiments on them with no concern for inflicted painI think there is a case to be made that putting babies under anesthesia could be worse because that can have negative effects, while pain is quickly forgotten by them so we don't know the extent of the harm. idk it's not as clear cut as you might first think
>>215536346Get his fuckin rags off.
>>215538367>>215538444i should have said "self-aware">>215538325Every person I've ever met who volunteers in an animal shelter is always the biggest cat lady softie ever who worships animals and acts autistic around actual humans. Nobody who does this for a living would not love monkeys, you would just quit after awhile if you did for some reason. That's why this was such an unrealistic character for me, who would be this bitter about having such a fun wagie job where you get to hang out with monkeys all day?
>My SNAP benefits bout to run out>My EBT card ain't doing shit!>Look nigga, we WUZ plannin on robbin this joint anyway so you better back off!
Cathy darling, the Jurassic Park thread is ready!
>>215531487Seriously what in Archeology lets you believe T rexes could swim? There is no way to find that out from just bones.
>>215538740Why wouldn't they be able to swim?
Hackberg deserves all the hate TLW gets. Leaving the ship crew's severed limbs left unexplained was beyond retard
>>215538776Why would they be able to swim? Swimming isn't a natural thing that all animals can somehow do. You don't look at an Elephant and think it can swim unless you have proof it somehow is capable of swimming. You're going to say a Brontosaurus can swim?
>>215538879You think a T-Rex and a Brontosaurus are the same physical shape and size?
>do you always wear such tight pants, Anon?
>why are you in my trailer?>what is in your pocket?>is that my panties?
Women get horny when guys wear grey sweatpants and they can see the dick bulge imprint.
>no halloween episodeAnd they say it's the best sitcom of all time
>>215536784>no halloween episodehttps://youtu.be/OeDSryOBR3A?t=270
>>215536784>no Halloween episode
>>215538751>Jerry's new show only gets 2 seasons before cancellation>George moves back to New York but also spends his Writer's money on a new car, first time he has ever had a nice expensive car.>Building 3 collapses on it at 11am>George spends the next year trying to get restitution from the city for the value of his car. But cannot find any sign of it under the rubble so he cannot prove anything to a court.Side story>Kramer badly burns his tongue on some hot peppers and cannot speak clearly>Falls and hits his head on the way home, so he wraps his head in an ace bandage>People see the mumbling guy with a cloth over his head and think he is a muslim mocking New York days after 9-11 and chase him down the streets.
>>215538751The 9/11 script is basically my finale.https://randomnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Seinfeld-The-Twin-Towers-Billy-Domineau.pdf
>>215538751>They all have to go to world trade center for some reason ot doesn't matterHow bout this...>Babu calls Jerry and tells him to meet him at the top of the World Trade Center.>Jerry is on top of the tower showing off his new cell phone to his friends when he gets a call.>Mr. Jerry are you on the tower?>Yeah Babu we're up here, were are you.>I'm on a plane.>On a plane? You said you were going to meet me at the top of the tower.>Look to the east you Zionist pig, I'll be there in about 10 seconds!>Zionist? Babu, what are you talking abou.....>ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
Why isn’t this praised more here?
the pleb fears Chadism
>>215533513Yeah because it totally was christianity that led us the last 70 years.
site is flooded with jews and jew worshippers
>>215534857>byzantines>romanlole
>>215538295>here, let me demonstrate real paganism>*is pretentious and sucks his own cock*ty for that
What are your favorite /tv/ images of all time?
>>215538734long legs
>>215538720
What AI generated sequels are you looking for? For me, it's the rest of the short Sherlock Holmes stories with AI Jeremy Brett.Also Tim Burton style Batman 3 with AI Michael Keaton would be nice.
>>215530951>>215531068>>215533364Curse Vishnu.
>>215536694One: damnation on all Jeet "gods"Two: nothing I made was GhibliThree: Jeet AI is either Ghibli or Snyder action slop, not Seinfeld stuff. They lack the sovl (and IQ) to appreciate Seinfeld.Four: nothing wrong with me
>>215533367What's the deal with harakiri?
Baby Doll is pimped out as a lobotomized fuck toy and we see her hallucinations between graphic sex scenes.
>>215530951This is important. Will he retain Brett's slapstick fighting style and fight choreography? If not I'm out.
Clara Stack has supplanted Sophia Lillis. Isn't she the exact same character?
clara whom?
>>215538158I want to eat Sophia's poop
>>215538225Lilly in Welcome To Derriere.
>>215538225
Kdrama General - YouTuber Kid Tae Ri EditionPrevious thread >>215501683*** TorrentsShows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKHMovies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw*** ChartsNewfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01UOlder dramas: imgur.com/a/YanckySThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3n
>>215538472no puzzy
>>215538542We don't sign our posts here.
>>215537964Plus she has a distractingly huge schnozz
>>215538472Sexually abused by his mother, a sad strory he told a couple of times. Then he found love in Suzy and we all know how that turned out. You'd be angry too if you had such a shitty and lonely life.
reeeeeee a hundred memories isn't on letterboxd
>Eleanor.The.Great.2025.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-FLUX>Eleanor.The.Great.2025.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-FLUX>Eleanor.The.Great.2025.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-FLUX>Eleanor.The.Great.2025.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-FLUX>Eleanor.The.Great.2025.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-FLUXhttps://youtu.be/wZ6l2ue--KA>Grieving the loss of her best friend and roommate of 12 years, Eleanor (June Squibb) moves in with her daughter (Jessica Hecht) in NYC. Due to a mix-up, Eleanor joins a group that meets regularly in the JCC where, in an attempt to belong, she assumes the holocaust family story of her late best friend. WILL THE OLD WOMAN SOMEHOW BE OK AFTER DECEIVING PEOPLE?WILL THEIR EXCUSE BE THAT THE STORY WAS REAL AND SHE JUST TOOK A DEAD WOMAN'S STORY?IS THAT GOING TO BE THE EXCUSE GOING FORWARD WHEN THESE PEOPLE ARE CAUGHT?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>215536807How'd you ask a girl like that out?
the one from freddy vs jason
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>>215538369Be tall and good looking or just be yourself
>>215536807Hairy Bevvy.
what are some other good horror or horror adjacent films from the 30s/40s/50s? let this be a recommendation thread, obviously theres the universal flicks
>>215532092>30sKing KongVampyrFreaksDr. Jekyll and Mr. HydeIsland of Lost SoulsMystery of the Wax Museum Doctor XThe Walking DeadWhite Zombie
>>215537719>40sThe 7th VictimCat PeopleI Walked With a ZombieThe Leopard Man
>>215537640Frankenstein (the first film) is so moody and has Clive's manic intensity in its favor, but suffers rather badly from the townspeople and the burger dude (seriously? An English country gentleman in the role?). Bride (the second movie) has that crazy offbeat vibe thanks largely to Praetorius' character (though also suffers from the horrible cockney housemaid, ugh). I guess Bride is widely regarded as the better film but to me they're pretty equal.
>>215532939>>215537719The original Wax Museum is great, even without soundtrack which i found weird. Is that a thing about the poor preservation of early talkies or a problem with the digital version i saw? How was the Svengoolie version?
Curse of the Devil
>It's a "Truman tells everyone he's going to back to college and get back on track." Episode
>it's a Truman got over the alcoholism that robbed his 20's and is going to University in his 30's episode>it's a Truman is about to finish his degree this year episode>Its a Trumanis getting ghosted by would be employers after seemingly good interviews episodeAlso that part where he went from shitting blood once in a while day part was a bit much. This show is getting dark.
>>215534558No disrespect to AA but my experience was it was one big pity party that only made me want to drink more.Not a full list Truman definetly needs to be doing:>lifting and or rooning >magnesium>find a purpose of some sort. A goal that cant be done with alcohol that you value more than alcohol
>>215535261>talked to 109 and they all rejected him therefore its foids faultVerifiably true though
>The recent episode where Truman goes in for a job interview and they hire him right on the spot at exactly the salary he asked forThere's no way Truman is this charismatic, the company Truman just got hired at is definitely hiding something
>>215535074this was an interesting read. hope you feel better bro. you are extremely sexually repressed evidently>they would relentlessly mock and tease him about his marriage plans for the future what's up with boomers doing this, this seems to cross cultures>oooo does anon have a giiiirlfriiiiiend?
