Name a living director that could do this justice.
Elliot Page
>>215544870Darren Aronofsky
>>215544870The dude was a software program, why was I supposed to care? There's an alarming amount of geezers that think their phone is alive wtf?
>>215544870No one. Its nonsensical garbage.
>>215544870The Coen Brothers would make an 8/10 that isn't fully faithful which becomes well regarded by audiences and critics but makes bookfags seethe.
Do you want a Ghostbusters 5?
>woman>whore
>>215538685Yes. But only if Kenny plays all the roles
>>215543462my sweet kenny
>>215543462Me on the left
>>215543445>not even 20 yet>already whoringWhy would you EVER expect anything else, ever?
Was this scene realistic?
>>215545923Yeah, that's why they made the big vagina hand gesture. She said he had a small penis, they said she had a huge vagina, and end of the episode implied she smuggled something in her huge vagina so they were right
>>215540842I don’t think anyone is under 9 inches anon, even babies are around 20 inches.
>>215541218They want you to be miserable.
>>215541218>>215546016New seethe just dropped
ORIGINAL:>We have a new enemy, Luke Skywalker.SPECIAL EDITION:>We have a new enemy. The young rebel who destroyed the Death Star. I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.So by Special Edition logic, who the fuck did Darth Vader think he was looking for? How is this news?
>>215545938>You will love my book, anonNormal people don't read fanfics, you know?
>>215545948The dudes name was literally Dark Father. Lucas had to have had that planned.
>>215545978It's non-fiction and I've found the smoking gun(s) that prove that the VHS/Laserdisc is not the original film shown on May 25, 1977.
>>215544645>>215544531Keep in mind that there WERE other Skywalkers considering Owen & Beru. So while Vader was probably already keyed in that Luke was his son, if not related to him in some way.
>>215545986>he's too much like his father>that's what i'm afraid of>noo! lucas had no idea and only made vader anakin at the last minute in the next movieOT boomers are so pathetic it's like a bad comedy
Post your /tv/ kinostation
>>215543273He should get married
>>215543401>Death becomes herOnly gays and women love that movie
>>215545201People are allowed to have opinions that are different than yours. For example, I think you are a moron for having kids and I hope your entire family suffers for your choices.
>>215545888>Jumping back an hour to avoid the dozen other posts calling him out >Thinks 18 years is the rest of your lifeSo you're clearly 18 yourself or close to itWhy would I marry an annoying womanIf she became annoying why would I stay with herIf you didn't care you wouldn't be posting. Not caring is apathy not engaging you adolescent dipshit
>>215545957Lmao>Can't address points>It's a different opinion I've never said you shouldn't have different opinions. I said you opinions are wrong (they are), stupid (they are), unfounded (they are) and a clear sign of you having low t( they are).Your definition of suffering is different then mine. Yours is having to shower, look in the mirror and be an adult. So my kid will be fine but thanks for the support gayboi
Are there any watchmen fans who genuinely believe Veidts decision was the correct one?Like morally and objectively the way to go
>>215542212>dissolve once the squid/blue penis never strikes againfact. for the "common enemy" plan to work, the threat must be constantly reminded.this means that humanity must be attacked every few years or so.
>>215542113Yes, it's morally correct and objectively the way to go. Tell me, why do you automatically see his plan as wrong and the government's plan as right? Because they're the government? They're definitely always going to do the right thing and it's the only course of action?
>>215542212Once one common enemy is wiped out. Just make a new one. We have plenty to pick from.
>>215545866>to stop these two superpowers from nuking cities we'll just continuously nuke cities
>>215542113I think everyone in this thread including OP are posers and didnt understand the book because that very question is already answered in it. Movie is better than the book btw
Kdrama General - YouTuber Kid Tae Ri EditionPrevious thread >>215501683*** TorrentsShows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKHMovies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw*** ChartsNewfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01UOlder dramas: imgur.com/a/YanckySThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3n
>6 more episodes of cute fat frog yes please
>>215545453Couple or Trouble
>>215544255Fourth row is done! Thinking I can finish the other two rows today before I have to do other stuff. It's going together pretty quickly. Just want Cafe Minamdang to resolve. It's dragging...
>>215545763That's a nice tan
>>215545807Beautiful
Kate Mara in Ironclad. Would have been the perfect Mara Jade or Triss Merigold.
>>215544171Fuck off, faggot.
>>215544171Is there video out there where her fuck?
>>215545093Watch her sex scenes in My Days of Mercy
>>215545093>>215545117Kate and Ellen had sex for real
Saw the first episode, what did I think of it?
>>215545865that shit was actually was less silly and scarier than you could expect from such a retarded notion. unlike the fucking mongo mutant bat baby who was just cringe
>>215545941way* not second was
so no lampshade webm, no batbaby webm, in fact no webm's at all ? Looks like you unfuckable losers have some work to do, chop chop.
>>215545975
>>215545732dunno why people are sperging about the lamp boogeyman when some of IT's form are downright retarded like the flying vampire clams from the Hockstetter's fridge... dont even get me started on how Beverly was supposed to die from some blood splurging out of her bathroom. sometimes IT just does silly shit for scary giggles
Why isn’t this praised more here?
>>215542633Eggers is clearly more interested in 'authenticizing' folklore in the popular imagination. It's literally just 'remember that Hamlet well it looked like this actually'. All in all it makes for very dreary adaptations that in a sense actually lose the elements that made those stories popular in the first place.
Every time people complain about Christianity saying shit about Jewelry, just remember: Catholicism was the biggest reason why Jews were oppressed back then, to the point Catholics were on an almost constant ethnic cleanse on Jews.It was the birth of Protestantism that put a stop to that. Fucking British traitors.It is also thanks to Protestants that Jews grew so powerful, and did everything they could to demonize Catholics in the US, specially when it came to politics.Jews fear Catholics as if they were garlic.
>>215533171Yup. I expected it to be a grand, historical revenge epic. It's extremely low-key.
>>215533117Because it's shit and Eggers is a hack.
>>215533117Nicole Kidman's butchered face is genuinely disturbing to behold and took me out of the film completely.
>There's some whores in this house>There's some whores in this house>There's some whores in this house>I said certified freak, sevendays a week>Wet ass P word make that pull out game weak
you know remember this film
Red Dwarf did the 3d printed crew thing better. Like having the printer jam so one came out janky
>>215545422I saw it in the menu on MAX and debated watching it. Then I saw that it had ruffalo in it so I didn’t.
>>215545682>heh I like get drunk Nobody cares. Sober up or kys
>>215545422>Capitalism.....Le badRiveting
>>215545806Don't tell me what to do, you aren't my real dad.
Would you ever get any /tv/ related ink?
Looks like a pencil doodle, wtf is this?
>>215545522Bromine and baryum?
>>215545915They aren't even adjacent like that, wtf Vince?!
>inb4 Neopolitan is maestro of Europa
>>215545522No, it's retarded.
Scorsese on the Sopranos: >I think I only saw one episode … because I can’t identify with that generation of the underworld. They live in New Jersey with the big houses? I don’t get it.>They use language – four-letter words – in front of their daughters, at the dinner table? I don’t get that. I just didn’t grow up that way
>>215545747>Jesus RossiEven without seeing the picture you know he was hispanic, no italian uses the name Jesus. That whole exchange was weird
Why is Scorsese so out of touch?
>>215545665If she hated it so much why did she keep working for the show and received their dirty anti-Italian racist paychecks?
>>215545929Did she? I can't find anything about that.
>>215545963My bad, I somehow read it as Carmela's actor doing that.
>that kino that makes you ravenously hungry
>>215545101>slopping it up when you could perfectly well have eaten those with a salad or even a raw tomato or smththat's a horror movie
I haven't eaten anything in like 48 hours and holy faurk these webms look so unbelievably tasty.
>>215545231I've been this hungry precisely once in my life. I didn't eat nearly as much, but the pan was attacked in very much the same way.
>>215545696JCFIJAGC
>>215545231i remember those beansbest scene of the movie (fortunately or unfortunately)one of Sergio Leone's films also had a pretty cool bean eating scene which was unfortunately cut (although the extended version including it is arguably the worse lol)
