Realistically, how do you get a gf like this?
>>215540927kekke spam>>215540946>>215541341kekke samefagging. he's a wog troon from australia btw.
>>215540927Be successful and have the gift of the gab
>>215540927am I gay if I think she's mid (unless she has a terrific body)?
>>215540927She's a race car driver so maybe get into that?
>>215540927Be rich. That's it. A girl like that will get naked for a man who's a total woman-beating piece of shit if he can promise her a rich life while telling herself "I can change him."
We forgot how to do this...
Should I start doing it?
Get to make it happen
>>215542799Start doing this
Do THIS instead
>>215542391*dabs the "don't recommend channel" button*nothin' personnel
Why doesn't CGI scare me as much as janky practical effects?
>>215541261spending 200 pages descring menial shit jsut to say that character X goes from point A to point B is not character and/or world building.And there is thing called being concise
>>215541819Disagreed. All that mundane shit makes people seem human and enhances the story. Otherwise every conversation or inner monologue is just there to move the plot forward. Sounds like you just dont like reading too many words. Maybe try YA genre. Its much more focused on every character just going from A to B to C with no detail to get you bogged down.
>>215537692>Its not a real robotNot a functioning one but all the parts are there and moving so it looks identical to one.
Damn why are there so many old boomers browsing /tv/?
>>215542265I agree with you that King is good at making characters feel like actual humans though actually writing the menial things we humans do and think, but ironically enough he goes too far over the edge sometimes and writes some stuff that's so ridiculous that becomes cartoonish. King is very good, not the greatest to ever do it but far above anything that's coming out these days
Such a dick move. Chad would never pick on the office punching bag like that, he would try to bring him up.
>>215539685And instead of explaining to Dwight why his behavior isn’t acceptable, Jim spends the next decade tormenting him. Normies love to virtue signal about autism, but the minute they meet a person on the spectrum, their first instinct is to shun and bully.
>>215538828I've never seen a single episode of this show. No, I'm not too young. Gen-X.
>>215539639He looks like Pete Hegseth
>>215538828Jim is always an asshole to his coworkers in subtle, realistic ways. These scenes make me cringe harder than Michael and Dwight's cartoony antics
>>215538956Doesn't matter, he still fucked the hottest woman in the office.
He really did Victor dirty.
>>215533143Watched the 1973 made for TV version. Was alright.Just watched the 1994 version with Kenneth Branagh. Was comically operatic and completely meh. John Cleese was great in it, though.Will watch this one eventually.
Im mixed on del taco. Tapatios are usually corny af (it is the state with highest LGBT population) so im not surprised how his career turned so far. I really dislike how he engraves his tumblr girl politics on adaptations that have nothing to do contextually. But i did like Hellboy/2 Blade 2 and Pacific rim. I disliked the others
What does Mary Shelley think of the adaptation?
>>215533143I honestly thought that was Trevor Moore from the catalog thumbnail desu
>>215540819Bitch has never seen Van helsing
>destroys your entire business because a coke cost 85 cents in your path
>>215542038when they finally agree to his breakfast demands tho they just turn around and grab one off the shelf
And now you’re gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat
>>215542484He only kills the neo nazi guythe gangbangers kill themselves through their own retardationthe richfag has a heart attack, you can't pin that on DFENSthe cop survives being shotnobody else dies
>>215542881best line in the flick
I love it when that one woman vomits when he asks her if she’s enjoying her meal
It’s over.
>>215541289That's one nasty, smelly bitch.
>>215541166why did he change his name to a voodoo summoning spell?
>Taika watitisrsly what kind of name is that
>>215541044Taika Cohen is married to a woman though he strikes me as the kind of guy that enjoys watching her fuck other men.
>have sex with tessa thompson>she's so grotesque you become gaywhoa
Tim Heidecker is a comedic genius
>>215541899Ill forgive him since he's not a race mixer.
>>215541899What's the name of the sketch where he sings stuff like "There's a spider in my room"? Can't find it on youtube.
>>215541899'Kill Timmy' was awesome, as were his Rogan and Maher podcast parody episodes.Tim will always be relevant.
Is it cozyslop or cozykino?
qrd?
>>215541371cozyslop but aight 7.7/10
>>215541371It's Payne, therefore it's automatic gold, which of course it turned out to be. A movie like that comes around once a decade.
>>215541371i didn't like the ending, it felt stereotypical
giamatti can carry anything and payne can successfully write the same giamatti story over and over again forever.
Why do movies never feature historically accurate cowboy costumes?
How distinguished was he really?
>>215539517Not very. The Gazpacho Soup incident ruined all of that long ago.
>>215539517I was completely obsessed with this nigger 10 years ago for some reason.
>>215542100he was literally you
>>215539517>Chris Barrie is a "woke fascists ruined by beautiful white man's Jaguar" chud>Danny John-Jules is a "kill all yakubian scum in the streets, abolish the police state" lefty>they still get along with each other and do conventions
>>215542348Personal friendship > politics.
>Will never get an Ancient Rome, The Trojan War, Hundred Years War, Diadochi or even Matter of Britain/France show on the scale or rocking as hard as Three Kingdoms.Why can't the west do good historical epic series?
>Rome>The Last Kingdom>The Tudors
>>215542681My child, you are mistaken
>>215542681Race baiting and White guilt, mostly.
>>215542681>Why can't the west do good historical epic series?lack of filial piety and respect for their ancestors
>All hopes ruined by his parents.>After two teenagers from abusive households befriend each other, their lives take a dark adventure into existentialism, despair, and human frailty.
>>215542772Cute!
>>215542789very
Dawn of THE FINAL GAY!
Clara Stack has supplanted Sophia Lillis. Isn't she the exact same character?
>>215538898Sorry but Soph cuteness is unmatched.
>>215538316Please do not do that. Thank you.
>>215541955What kind of sound would slapping that make? Deep and resonant or light and sharp?
>>215541955
>>215538898average ugliness
