Is Rio the best Carnival movie?
>>215551158What kind of crazy shit could a 49 year old Brazilian MILF do to my penis?
>>215552208>somehow theres millions of nips unironically living therewhich gave birth to women with japanese faces and brazilian bodies, the only in the world. brazil would be a sex paradise if it wasn't for the crime
>>215553782I heard a guy that had his dick skinned, by a Brazilian. Like she wore out the skin.
>>215551158Perfect body. You can't suffer in Brazil.
>>215553831She must've been dryer than the Sahara.
Why did she only star in a few crappy slop films when she was in her prime? She was a certified hottie.
>>215553826You already posted this
>>215553826She elevated 10,000 BC from kino to bonerino.
>>215553840I'm going to post it later again
>>215553826looks like the girl who dies 5 minutes into a horror movie
>>215553850Kill yourself
Now that this has happened, will Zootopia have Nick anally fucking Judy in full detail as an answer to DreamWorks or is Disney too cowardly?
Thoughts?
>>215551596sex is titillating and distracting in movies and zoomers would rather keep gooning and consooming separate
>>215551596They grew up on porn so they can't understand any reason to see nudity/sex/intimacy other than for masturbation.It's pure projection. The equivalent of muslims making women wear burqas so that they aren't tempted to rape them, or politicians talking about how amoral homosexuality is while frequenting grindr. They have a problem so they assume everyone has that same problem.
>>215546177Snood has zero sex appeal so
>every other generation: heh those boobs are awesome, I might think about them later while masturbating but they make me want to watch more of this>gen z: omg are those boobs?! but I don't want to coom right now! this is degeneracy im literally being raped why isn't this illegal?
>>215550627Imagine liking the taste of cock this much. Your sad attempt at grownup insults is also just retarded on its face; when porn was scarce and comparatively tame movie sex and sex appeal was raunchy and unapolagetic, while now when porn is universally available in your pocket and more degenerate than stuff that used to get distributed by probably-rapists in alleyways you have all the "intimacy" and "romance" your faggoty heart could desire in entertainment media.YOUR generation are the ones so desensitised by porn that even the smallest hint of anything other than chaste asexual friendzoning in a show makes you pop a guilt-boner.
>>215553310>characterdo you mean game? How can a video game character play a character?He's a cartoon, he literally cannot be an actor playing roles. It's just not possible
>>215551546It's Trevor Cartoon, the guy from video games.
What if this was part of his devilish plan all along?What if he never wanted to go from cartoon to actor, he just wanted to take it even further and go from cartoon to meme?I don't think he wanted to escape Trevor, I think he wanted Trevor to escape the game and find a new life as a meme who is able to traverse all of the internets?This is really joggin my Oggin (trevor (cartoon))
>>215549981Hmmmm
>>215552336C&P is great
Is this any good? It's playing at my local kinoplex. I am 33 and childless and would be seeing it alone.
>>215553806post nipples, I guarantee they are fucking brown
>>215553328I want to watch it but not if it's d*bbed.
>>215553793Trannime watchers are pathetic. Go to one of your many trannime containment boards.
>>215553833Go back tranny
>>215553328I was told this is a deconstruction of simping but the stupid ass protagonist lets mass murderer woman escape at the end when does he get over it?
Why did he fall off?
Kdrama General - BBC EditionPrevious thread >>215523555*** TorrentsShows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKHMovies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw*** ChartsNewfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01UOlder dramas: imgur.com/a/YanckySThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3n*** Rules1. No enemies-to-lovers no watch
>>215553361I guess I never started with a pack cause I haven't watched any of those (they all look like slop)
it's over
kdg is conquered
kdg is submissive to my will
Kdg is a victim of rape
The horror movie icons have a fight to determine WHOSE MONTH this is. Who would win? Would it make for a good movie? The kind you'd pay to see in theaters?
>>215551889lol. shitter clown.
>>215553330>>215553191>>215553119>>215553025kill yourself
>>215553624what did the posts say? QRD?
>>215553748die in a fire
Why aren't there more horror versus movies?
Is this any good? Did my favorite Mexican director finally pull it off after all of the mid remakes?
Not really. Misses the point of the novel and is filled with Del Taco's typical obsessions.
>>215553745>Misses the point of the novelHow so?
>>215553662Jacob Elordi was surprisingly decent as the creature. Visually Guillermo is always interesting but I don't find his direction to be particularly outstanding. The start of the film has Lars Mikkelson as a sea captain and I wish there was a separate film just about him and his crew
Damn. No Ana De Armas in the next mission impossible now
>>215544484Oof.That didn't last long.
>>215552860whatever roastoid/homosexual/trans-individual/brownoid/redditor/nerd
>>215544553>He's drawing up a very detailed agreement, starting with an irrefutable prenup, because he has so much to protectHe's 63 and childless who is he protecting his money for?
>>215553326Gee that's a good question. Perhaps he has promised his wealth to some kind of organization. Is he involved in some kind of church group or something?
>>215553326he has 2 adopted kids and a biological one that wants nothing to do with him
Was this scene realistic?
>>215545966
>>215541762>No it isn't. Because I like her. Men and women are completely different.virginmy ex had a bony ass and asymmetric titties and it was a non-zero factor in why I broke up with hermen and women are exactly the same. there are plenty of women who "tough it out" despite bad sex lives, just like you would
>>215540842Can't I use my tongue or something?
>nobody understood my fpbp was a pink guy referenceI ONLY WATCH PORNOS WHERE THE BLACK GU-
>>215553757just buy a huge vibrator. chopping a tree down with an axe is fun occasionally, but if you have to do it every day you're going to want a power tool
Why are there so few trans-male people in television??
>>215552950>want a short hair tomboy gf>literally every one of them I've dated was a bipolar sexual assualt victim that could barely function day to day
>>215552590Because pooners tend to be unironically worse and more repulsive than mtfs
>>215552590>>215553327Girls like this are easy to take advantage of mentally
>>215553327>short hair tomboy >bipolar sexual assault victim that could barely function day to dayLiterally my type
>>215553076Elliot's a big guy
A thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.Reject lustful imagery editionQOTDWhat's your favorite sexless film?
>>215552226We failed her.
>>215553511Wtf is that
Give me an obscure great cinematography comfy kino to watch tonight.
>>215553809The Belly of an Architect
>>215553809I don't know if I'd call it obscure, but you should watch August in the Water
star trek!
Oh, you'll watch Academy. You'll watch it all.
>>215553697All 16 episodes? Paramount leaks showed they’re moving away from the Star Trek IP because it’s too expensive and doesn’t draw viewers. All the shows are going to run out their contracts and then get iced.
>>215553774Seems to me they're shitting out nutrek nonstop.
>>215537622Sweet jesus we are on some kind of star trek
>>215539587Fair Haven/Spirit Folk dont deserve the hate
