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Your shift is over go the fuck home.
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>Patrick Ball's wife plays a bimbo who hurt her eye in a stupid way
>Noah Wyle's wife plays a bimbo who hurt her liver in a stupid way
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>>219269523
>It's time to doctor the fuck up

reddit tier the martian level writing
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>>219267748
Aw hell nah Dana done gave Digby the
>I’m 36 but I look like a 17 year old
Hair cut
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>>219275370
I'm actually jealous of his haircut, not a single barber from my city knows how to do anything like that they only know fades and buzzcut

>here's that 18 year old incoming college freshman i was telling you about
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>>219261655
that's how zoomers look
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>>219261655
well it's either him or that brazllian guy but he might look a little too young for the role
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>>219268218
He finished high school in No Way Home which was a little over four years ago. I don't know if that's gonna be the same amount of time that passed in-universe, but MCU movies are usually set in the year in which they come out, aside from the period pieces like Captain America and Captain Marvel. The timeskip in Endgame actually threw the MCU's timeframe ahead of real life, but then everything slowed down during Covid so I figured it synced up again.
That's all to say that if the passage of time in the movie is the same as in real life, Peter should be like 23 or so. Back in Homecoming Holland was 20 playing a 15 year old, so it's about the same.
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>>219261655
Hes got those beady jew eyes of a beta cuck.
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>>219274736
So did I, but apparently the sequel isn't happening anymore

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>>219273938
Boobatrix L'ovulating!
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>>219273938
peak female performance
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>>219273938
Do you think she let the female students "drinketh of her overflowing cups"?
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>>219274221
I'd put my philosopher's stone in her hidden chamber if you know what I mean
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>>219275324
Eternal life is indeed best achieved by reproducing.

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ITT: Actors who were in big movies for a while and then just disappeared
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Mila Kunis was a big star in the late 2000s to early 2010s, seems like she's been invisible the last decade.
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>>219273669
>TWOOO DOOOLLLARRRSSSS!
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>>219274889
she retired she still gets residuals and still makes money from voicing meg on family guy
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>>219272428
see, your daddy should have given you money to start your own production house
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>>219274889
Shouldn't have stolen my chicken.

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>>219275120
>muh 80s toys slop
grow the fuck up

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Is Louis complicit in her death?
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>>219273617
For every one that makes it there's hundreds that don't. Bree Olsen posted a video that was memed here for a while we she laments how hurt she feels for never being able to be part of a family with 2.5 kids and a golden retriever.
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>>219273922
Pornstar that featured on Louis Theroux documentary checked out via shotgun mouthwash
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>>219271113
Why do women wear makeup where their face is a completely different color than the rest of their skin? Looks so stupid
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If the UK got nuked out of existence which sectors of the economy and society would suffer the most?
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>>219275257
Remittance payments to Pakistan and the Middle East from immigrant welfare

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>>219275201
>As he desperately tries to draw in air, blinking mud out of his eyes, he hears the unmistakable metal rasp of a zipper being taken down. Powerful hands, which grip him so tightly they feel like they belong to a marble statue, and bruise his skin to the touch. He is helpless as his rags are torn off.
>He grits his teeth and hopes it will be over quickly. But Bruce Wayne practiced all kinds of esoteric kegels on his mystical seven year retreat. His well endowed member is swollen ready to burst from the moment it first touches the Joker’s puckered entrance, yet somehow remains that way throughout the entire, mercilessly long ordeal.
>For well over forty minutes straight, of endless hammering strokes, the Joker squeals into the uncaring night, suffering as the victim of the worst assault that has happened in Gotham since his escape from Arkham. His humiliation is complete halfway through, when the relentless pounding on his prostate forces his own body to betray himself, and his ejaculate dribbles out of him onto the sidewalk, and onto his rags, staining them with his shame.
>After this release, he is more tender, and it hurts worse and worse and worse, but he still has to wait until the final absolutely murderous thrusts slam into his quivering, bruised backside, and then grit his teeth as he is flooded with enough warmth that if he were a woman, he would surely be pregnant.
>The caped crusader stays in him longer than is necessary, enjoying himself softening. But finally, he pulls out, and the emptiness somehow aches even more than the intrusion had seared. The Bat fades into the night as the Joker begins sharting out all the cum he couldn’t possibly contain, like a creamy enema.
>Exhausted, and suddenly ravenous, The Bat fires up his jet black monstrosity of a car, and heads directly to Burger King. He has zero intention of interacting with anyone. No, tonight, he will get drive through.
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>>219275201
>>219275244
https://youtu.be/iGx5a1ifSDs
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>>219255324
Gang Weed never recovered
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>>219275244
ok chatgpt
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>>219275367
LLM ERP is not that creative

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How do I git gud at making movies if I fucking suck at literally everything and I have no friends and nobody likes me?
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>>219274064
mizkif has to be gay
no other reason to not impregnate this girl and maya
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>>219274064
i hope this fake bitch gets financially destroyed by mizkif.
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>>219274238
Post
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>>219274872
She looks very different without the makeup. 5/10. She's also autistic and weird.
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>>219274872
>>219275287
She confirmed his dick doesn't work

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Recommend a good Easter film.

I've seen the well-known ones.
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>>219275173
Jesus of Nazareth miniseries
The Miracle Maker
King of Kings
The Gospel According to St. Matthew
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Critters 2 of course

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Problem, chud?
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>>219275052
so you admit its an invasion? retarded faggot
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>>219275296
This post >>219274066 said it first, dingus. I'm just using the poltroons own logic
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>>219273352
>orcs are raping and pillaging in rohan!
>yes, well, humans rape and pillage too!
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>>219275052
>brownoid turd worlder calling colonizes bloodthirsty murderers

Thats quite rich. Your people were enslaving and eating each other when those Christians showed up and forced you to stop. I have never heard of these Christian colonizers purposefully seeking out armed conflicts with native people's. Do you have a specific example you can name? (Of course you dont because you made it up). The only people I would venture to call "bloodthirsty" were maybe the conquistadors and they were explorers and soldiers, not colonizers and are spaniards white? Most of them have quite lot of MENA admixture
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>>219275260
>By destroying and killing other cultures and tribes first
Not really. The Europeans were happily trading and the Indian tribes started lashing out, first with each other over who could control the trade with the colonial powers, and then with the colonists who favored other groups. The Pequot War was started by the Pequots murdering an English captain and his crew in retaliation against the Dutch (they were retarded and thought he was Dutch).

A lot of colonial history consists of Europeans trying to trade and peacefully settle while natives are happy to profit and then become jealous at European success.

>We're discussing the colonizers in the US
We're discussing colonization in general. The fact that Indian colonization, which involved a lot of mutual agreement signing, is still seen as an immoral crime, suggests that the narrative around colonialism is totally corrupted.

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>>219269628
You’re retarded, there is no parallel to any specific group. The Marleyans and Eldians are just supposed to represent the dichotomy of oppressed & oppressor with some references to history rather than being fully allegorical
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>>219273720
>And it's pronounced "neh-grahn"
because it rhymes with "katahn," which the negron pick under slavery to the caucasons.
>The twist is that the negron are white.

Bravo, Paul
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>>219262781
I don't really think it needed for zeke to have some case, just more along the lines of maybe making it so that there was a chance for actual peace between the island and the outside world that could have gone somewhere but eren was to paranoid
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>>219273727
This. I’ve seen black weebs say the Eldians are stand ins for Africans and whites are Marleyans. You can plug in pretty much any group that has been persecuted in real life & there’s similarities there.
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>>219273727
i mean they literally are germanic tribes who fight romans

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>>219274854
Instead of silver what would black judas sell Jesus out for?
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ISRAEL IN 4BC HAD NO MASS COMMUNICATION
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>>219275044
"silva"
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>>219275044
Still silver. You know how much cigarettes and booze you can get with 30 pieces of silver?
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>>219275274
Booze, some.
No cigarettes, no New World yet.

What the fuck were they thinking
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>>219273043
How about now?
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>>219272901
>Gunn better get his crisis team on it then
Or you could stop falling for clickbait.
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>>219269485
>dude IMDB lmao
Are you from 2008?
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>>219275139
I really didn't think DC would become so ugly and unwatchable garbage.

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It is I, the only black composer in the village.
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>>219274406
Also while the kid was a bastard, he did acknowledge him as his son and had him educated.
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>>219268643
lemme guess
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>It’s “Racists whine about black people again” o’clock
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>>219268643
Hollywood continues to waste Lucy
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No one wants to see niggers in movies.
Watching movies is an escape from reality, a reality filled with niggers.

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films with retarded plots?
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>>219269003
>numenorians
>special abilities are they're tall and are numerous
you can tell which parts tolkien's wife wrote
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>>219267681
>Gormenghast
an old fart larping as an owl is as gay as it gets.
>Hyperion
the quality of book 1's stories is up and down. book 2 was not bad.
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>>219259223
Look up the 90-9-1 rule
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>>219268161
In his short stint in Numenor, he introduced human sacrifice and convinced people to worship Melkor/Morgoth who is basically the Lucifer of the LOTR universe.
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>>219257023
>>That was a movie only scene. In the books Sauron was already defeated by the time Isildur found the body of his father and the smouldering remains of Gil-Galad.

How was Sauron defeated before he loses the Ring?


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