Space Nazis editionpreviously on /trek/:>>217446034
I just realized Los Angeles is destroyed in all Trek timelines.https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Hermosa_Quake
>>217471516Twin Peaks is a psychological soap opera
>>217471516Due to season 3, yes. Clarifying the Judy comes from a tear in reality from the nuclear testing makes it sci fi.
>>217471540Because somebody asked about other TV shows we watch and this is a film and television board?
>>217471532TNG is a fairy tale in space which is why it has endured so long. NuTrek is ashamed of the fairy tale qualities of TNG and overcompensates by being Mature rated.
>I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire.What did he mean by this?
>>217471298yeah people don't realize how stupid and lolrandom the creative process is. Sinners literally does use vampires as a metaphor for capitalism so it is genuinely possible that Safdie was kicking the idea around.
>>217471281>jeet defense forcegood morning>>217471355you said something stupid and hoped no one would notice. try to make the same joke without saying something retarded next time. not that anyone will laugh but at least you won't be dishonest filth.
>>217471420this is 4chanI said something stupid and hoped people would notice, and I was rewarded.
>>217471470you forgot your epic trollface, mr. master troll
>>217471045voodoo lady. Although I also thought the last 1/3 of the movie was a lot worse than the first 2/3.
>>217437750>1.3 billies edition
>>217471247A modern director would have, at the bare minimum, have Varang throw some quips at Quaritch just to undermine him.
>>217471232Funny how this is canon. The goofiest scientist guy banging the hottest military chick.
>>217471382he's tall
>>217471382>written and directed by James Cameron
>>217471382>hottest military chick.bruh...but I will agree Cameron is based he literally made this bitch feminine and kinda hot where normally she's just like a disgusting looking lesbian, so he obviously knows not to put any gay shit in the filmI also applaud the fact he made the only matriarchal society literal "whales"on top of all that jake is a protector and providerand finally neytiri literally knows her place and not to back chat her man she even says it in 3 several timesCameron I applaud you for keep male values cohesive and obliterating the Jewish psyops everywhere literally, and thank you. I hope you defeat them for a third time and get to make 4 and 5 I know you are having difficulty with these 7 candle worshipping faggots but I believe in you and every red blooded hetero male believes in you too and the fightLong Live King Jimbo
Where do I start with Star Trek?
>>217471410This plus Wrath of Khan in between.
>>217471428>Admitting to being this filtered of a pleb on /tv/Man you couldn't torture this info out of me
You don't start at the beginning. You just watch some random episode. That's how most people got suckered in
>>217471293>oh Sandra, you dumb bitch
>>217471293Watch in the following order:Best 30 or so episodes of TOSAll TOS moviesA handful of episodes from season 1 and 2 of TNG followed by the entirety of season 3 onDS9 in fullThen watch Babylon 5 and realize it's better than all of them, and I say that as someone who loves everything listed above
New we wuz just dropped
>>217468900>NewThat was like 10 years ago I watched The Hate U Give, it was funny because it's the one movie where she kisses a nigger and he immediately gets shot and she goes right back to her white boyfriend
>>217469452cool jewish propaganda
>>217469124>Jew malding his golems decided to play his own gameLol
>>217469362Awful! Men would never!
>>217469124Listen you nigger worshipping normalfag.There were never 6 million jews in Europe.No world leaders wrote about it, not a peep.Why didn't that traitor churchill meniton it in his book demonizing the German people?It makes no logical sense, why are so many babies being born in these so called death camps?Why use a de lousing agent to EXTERMINATE when you could use nerve gas?The victims in the camps were starvation victims which is why they look like starvation victims.
>Only pursues kingship to get elven pussyHere’s your masculine archetype bro
>>217461622> Does he really think we should expect some guy to magically show up and solve all our problems?Don’t tell him about the mandate of heaven
>>217464880forgetting about silent hill, eh?
>>217468365no, they are both healing after the war and come to understand they want a life of peace after Faramir fought for his land and Eowyn fought for honor.
>>217461653My fucking balls would be a better president than Trump.
>>217464337Men were literally the first to fall under Sauron's power. Aragorn is being carried hard by Elven pussy juice so of course he's going to be able to resist more. Everyone else in the party has natural resistances
My friend asked me the other day.... what was the first time you feelt "weird" as a young guy wantching TV? Your first realisation that women existed and they weren't just your mum.For me, its the obvious one. Nala.
Why are you all having your sexual awakenings with kids shows and movies? Why not with an actual girl????
>>217471149based
>>217471215I always thought that was just a prequel before she got her Witcher powers>>217471352My Mommy wouldn't let me hang out with any girls and then when I finally brought one home she hated her. I thank myself at least once a week that I was born before it was fashionable for my Mom to chop my cock off.
>>217470193The Mask made me feel funny as a kid, both getting to go on the ultimate power trip and the idea that someone could also steal it and then you're fucked. Also elastigirl from the incredibles, just the ridiculous body and the supple stretchiness of it all.It got reinforced by my discovery of softcore porn being deviant art edits of busty chicks wearing The Mask and smut about them, alongside art of elastic women. Then I erped with some people who were into it when I was younger too and it got worse.I still have a kink for The Mask and elastic women. There's other things too but those two are the big moments that come to mind and that I talk about whenever the opportunity comes up on anonymous imageboards.I feel like I got really unlucky in a way, like stumbling into the most niche shit as a kid and having it imprint, but on the other hand I'm probably lucky because at least its just a side fetish that I can recognize as purely fantasy, and I can still get off to stuff as simple as a good pair of titties or a nice ass, though how much that matters is probably questionable considering I am a virgin and will likely continue to be for some time.
I don't remember when or where but seeing Linda Hamilton gave me feelings in my pants that I never felt before.
Is the decline of movies theaters related to social media?
>>217470986nobody wants to go to a room full of strangers when they can just wait 6 months or less and watch it at home
>>217471463the kinoplex experience is better because it feels like an eventhowever, OP was talking about the decline of movies not the declines of kinoplexes
>>217471463I do. I mean, I don't care whether other people are there or not, i just like going to the kinoplex.
>>217471463Julia Lyn>>217471505kino
>>217471463>just wait 6 monthshonestly more like 2-3 at most now. used to wait 8+ months for a vhs/dvd release to hit the rental stores.i get the need for time to press physical copies and also to try and gauge how many you should make for the old way, but now with everything being digital may as well do some kind of home theater experience where it has a live streaming premier on netflix or something along side theater premier night.
Times you acted like Soldier of Fortune Green Beret Major General Steven Seagal from Sniper Special Ops?
I ate 60 dollars worth of McDonalds in one sitting.
>>217470880so like 4 quarter pounders and a drink?
I snatched every motherfucker birthday.
>>217470788I watched part of this movie, or a nearly identical one, and he is almost ALWAYS sitting down in a chair, its fucking hilarious. Like in the middle of battle he'll just find a chair to sit in.
>>217470788why is the gun firing
What do you watch now bros? I'm in a content desert of my own algorithm
>>217471417Cr1tikal is still aroundHe was big in 2009 when he was still in highschool. Idk how he even managed to survive this long since all he does is wait for an opinion or stance to be safe and popular and then parrot itAt least dudes like fuentes or asmon or even fucking hasan have to argue when they make their opinions and back it up
>>217471031I just got into watching low tier god troll channels and I just watch that exclusively now.
I had a video of a girl who was dying of a brain tumor from 13 years ago, come up on my recommendations the other dayFuck knows how they come up
>>217471569I got recommended a group of middle kids doing goofy home movies with each other. It had like 500 views despite being posted yesterday so I’m assuming they’re the popular kids in their 8th grade class lol
>>217471031I got a bunchhttps://youtube.com/@boomerchannel_yt?si=tPdiiZ7lE_MtaiYS full length vintage shit tier movieshttps://youtube.com/@halheavyduty?si=xUBWFYEe-b3tQXr7 Australian dude with a big lathe https://youtube.com/@theoutdoortheater?si=z1RPn9ZcjVbA_I6z dude puts piles of food in the woods and films animals eating ithttps://youtube.com/@erdbewegungen-daum?si=dIxn2hR_WnO3h6AI dude plows mountain roads in the Alps with a Unimooghttps://youtube.com/@djhtransport?si=Sa5KagGcoYbo1-_t front windows train rides.
Unironically what causes this
>>217470726Ran out of foreskin face creme
>>217470648He's an old guy
>>217471466Yeah, that's what I mean. it still takes immense cardio to do that for so long. an hour straight. its retarded and impressive at the same time
>>217471466I could see it if he was using something that let him pull himself towards the ground during the eccentric phase, but hard to call it a push-up at that point.
>>217470824So the sphinx can try to eat Oedipus before his mother does.
Rumor is it's Nova.
>>217469842Nigga you gay
>>217468853>So we took pretty much Nova's personality from the comics and gave it to movie Star Lord, who is a different character in the comics, now we're going to bring Nova to the movieswtf?
>>217470402>took pretty much Nova's personality from the comics and gave it to movie Star LordThat's not true, though.
>>217468882As >>217469089 said Marvel's Green Lantern, he had a good run 20 years ago with the Annihilation saga.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN6-M9jC-HI
>>217468853We don't know, people is just guessing like with Sadie.Firts rumour that I've heard that he is going to be Peter Parker's roomate in the new Spiderman's movie.
how much seamen should a captain have?
>brown eyes>bri'ishYou're all here getting hard over such subhumanity? Ffs.
>>217469579It's got nothing to do with the captain and everything to do with the size of the ship. Bigger ships require bigger crews to efficiently operate, if a ship is too crowded, then efficiency drops because men have to crawl over each other to reach the ropes they need to pull. Every ship has a max and min capacity.
>>217470891Someone shove this nerd inna locker.
Sylar kill cat
>>217468065>supposed to be an autistic incel >actually incredibly handsome and fucked Veronica MarsWhat were they thinking?
>>217469560we've gone off the idea that autism has a 'look' to it, it's seen as politically incorrect or scientifically debunked.but of course it does. world's gone mad.
>>217468099david smith, the ungle tom jew
>>217468065
>>217468065Him and Peter having different variations of the same power was such a cool concept.
Who's the Zoomer Deschanel?
doesn't exist. the quirky indie/twee girl died with tumblr and millenials growing up
>>217469953There isn't one.There may never be another.We were lucky to have her and witness her when we did. I had archived her brilliance out of autistic obsession years and years ago, but I didn't save my work and it too is lost to the void now.Zooey isn't just physically beautiful, there is something more going on, and she shines.It's a warmth and joy she exudes, not a sinful lustful thing she evokes like some of the other examples being given here.Zooey is essentially an angel of light, and proof of God's greatness.
>>217470250>And Zooey dresses like a retard.Ahh, this is a female. Women henpeck each other mercilessly for any slightest (or imagined) fashion faux pas. Men find it endearing. I don't want my woman to be perfectly dressed and perfectly coifed at all times, I want her to be human sometimes, too. If I wanted perfection, I'd just get a doll.
>>217471473Bro I know one of the most easy going bit actors in the business and he said Zoey was awful to work with, he never singled out anyone else.
>>217470250>not the MV version so I can watch her be bubbly and cute
