>agua mineral>con burbujas
>vodka martini... agitado...no revuelto... por favor
There ain't no low-bows
ain't no bull sharks
I ain't no bitch chef
>>217468321>gimme an Ultra and a shot of tequila
New we wuz just dropped
>>217469263Ted Danson used to lick this thing's pussy.Hollywood is truly a sick place full of sick people.
>>217469455Yes. That's who always does the WE WUZing
>>217469452Oh thank God you were here to correct the record. I almost had to think for myself for a minute
>>217469011>wikipedia>>217469124this
>>217469452>politicians being backstabbersYou don't say? And wasn't it Hitler who stripped Goring of all his offices? He still had the balls to face the subsequent kangaroo court.Hitler had V2 rockets and Sarin gas, he could've exterminated London with this, but chose no to go the WMD route. If he was so serious about fighting to the last man why was this the case?West Germany sheltered tons of nazis and quickly became Europe's strongest economy again.Up to the 1960s any German who wanted could easily leave East Germany and migrate to the west.Why should they have chosen the different route, where they resist to the last, Germany entirely being eradicated from the map?The latter might have been more "honorable", but clearly the former was more appealing and rational.It's easier for shitholes like Afghanistan that have literally nothing to lose.
>>217464518>You are actually an SJW if you don't like when people hate you. Listen and learn.Nice try but I pass
>>217464692>the Chad Autoerotic Hanged Manvs>the virgin oneitis suicide victim
>>217453855what a fag lol
>>217454388lel
>>217466477Here's Anthony saying the only solution is no white people:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQv-19e0zQHere's Anthony bans white people from his show:https://www.papercitymag.com/restaurants/anthony-bourdain-bans-white-people-houston-show-parts-unknown-cnn/Don't have time or desire to make a compilation of his tweets, but I can try if you'll reply with a photo of yourself shoving toothbrush in your ass with your post number
How did Mace Windu manage to beat Palpatine 1v1?
>>217469759nah it'd be sick as fuck
george said he was faking it
>>217469886no, he said he lost the initial duel but planned for thatand then he faked being weak when anakin showed up
>>217460540Palpatine feigned weakness to bait Anakin's support and make Mace Windu appear as a bully and in the wrong.
>>217460540He didn´t. Palpatine was faking it because it wanted Anakin to do something he couldn´t possibly come back from... and he did.
>If I could write, I'd do it better.
>>217469860no one was taking a shit in front of each other you parasite ridden faggot
>>217469802>burned corpses of children, grannies getting flayed, and men being castratedisn't this series supposed to be much more campy and lighthearted than GoT? I doubt it has any of those things and if it does I wouldn't want to watch it
>>217469860Fuck off. Only Indians poop.
>>217469900>>217469916He goes on for some length about it in the book>Enforced publicity has in our eyes restored the character of complete innocence to all these things. More than that, they are so much a matter of course that their comfortable performance is fully as much enjoyed as the playing of a safe top running flush. Not for nothing was the word "latrine-rumour" invented; these places are the regimental gossip-shops and common-rooms.They're literally chatting to each other while shitting openly and everyone's cool with it
>>217467348>I'd finish Winds if I had the motivation, energy, and brainpower.>Yeah, well, you don't.
any cat kino?
What are your favorite movies for small talk with new people?
>>217468782where can i find a mid girl to sit down with me in a restaurant like this
>>217468782Bloodsport
>>217468782Caligula
>>217468782fixed
>>217468782Non-American here, what's the best thing to get at Raising Cane's?
>Calls her brother a nigger right in front of her>She still fucks him
Calogero and Jane forever
>>217469796they had good chemistry i wonder if he tapped that choco taco
CUZ I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
It's so fucking funny that after just one attempt of recolonizing great britain, the world just went "yeah no, fuck em lol"
>>217469702She did yes. A lot of our current problems can be traced to her reign (although Blair deserves far more hate with. Glossing over Blair whilst crying about Thatcher is peak Guardian-reading behaviour). But it didn't catch up with us until well past 2002. Hard to believe now, but the UK, its considerable warts and all, was a positively comfy place in the mid 90s to very early 2000s
>>217469704Damn the inhabitants of London are suffering under the hand of non native rich motherfuckers? What is this? The Victorian era??
>>217466464Bunch of lads flying back to Dublin after a Liverpool match were infected and the rest was history
>>217469743>consultancy interview in the City>only ethnically British man present, everyone else was a foreigner or forrin background (fat guy raised here but wop heritage)>one other ethnically British girl>the guy handling the orientation was a boomer with a curled up hipster mustacheOh how lovely.
>>217469511UK is a banana republic with digital bananas
What's next for Jonathan Bailey's career?
sucking on my penis
>>217469262I could tell he was a fag in JP
>>217469346all actors are gay (and jewish)
>>217469262He aint 100% gay
On December 20, 2009, Brittany Murphy died at age 32 under disputed circumstances. The coroner's verdict stated that the cause of death was pneumonia, exacerbated by anemia and addiction to several prescription medications. Five months after her death, her husband, Simon Monjack, died of the same causes as her.
>>217469831what would they mention, how she's dead now?
>>217469848yes
>>217469657She was a very sexy woman. That mischievous glint in her eye.
>>217469657Aids
>>217469657which medications was she addicted to?
I've recently started watching Japanese and Korean variety shows. Why is this kind of show so popular in Asia but nonexistent in America?
>>217468902The other part is that Americans really like bending the rules as much as possible. If you watch things like the MTV version of Silent Library, you can see them trying their best to get out of punishments in a non-endearing way. It's a cultural thing.
>>217468852The grind of their "stand up" is much longer, cos the concept of apprenticeship + comedy as a skill/craft is dead in US (due to the pump + dump mentality driven by pure hype that deindustrialization devolved into?) They actually have to be funny and have some kind of group dynamic to keep ppl watching.
>>217468852>>217468902Its this. Its why the OG Japanese iron chef is amazing and the western spins offs are garbage
>>217469734You're judging an entire country based on an MTV show? Then the people calling for abiding by the laws + dissing a 2-tiered justice are an extreme minority? Ignorant or psyop shill.
>>217469853Nigger, have you ever watched mutts get arrested?>You were going 75 in a 25 and are clearly intoxicated. >MUH FREEZE PEACH! MUH RIGHTS! MUH LAWSUIT!We saw that dumb cunt get deservedly domed in Minnesota and mutts still try to justify her dumbass
Why is Heated Rivalry so popular in Russia?
>>217468896russia is the most fake trad country ever
Proofs?
>>217468907women arent the ones watching it over there>>217468907
>>217469394>On Kinopoisk, the Russian equivalent of Rotten Tomatoes, Heated Rivalry has a rating of 8.6; Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad, listed as the two most popular series on the platform, both have ratings of 8.3.
>>217469335>anyone watching this faggot trash is too stupid to pirateExcept for butt piracy, of course. Turd burglary and ass banditry. Hersey-highway robbery.
Hotel?
>>217469559A huge chunk are going to be thirdworlders who are not going to use trivago. A bunch of people in countries that trivago is aiming at are either not going to be interested in football or are casually interested in it as to not know him. You are really overestimating how well known he is too people that actually matter for the trivago target audience. And even in Europe, how many people have seriously been convinced to use trivago because of him in what would have been achieved with any one else in the ad?
>>217468866who was in wrong here
It's most likely he's a major investor in the company and offers to do the ads for free. I remember seeing this guy like 20 years ago when the ads started and thinking he was a huge douche, and now he's a huger douche.
>LE HURRR LE DURRR TRIVAGO?
