forest kino
different forest
>>219328811kino
>>219329403Rambo 4 had no business being as good as it was.
>AAAHHHHH I HAD TO FILM SCENE IN EMPTY ROOM FOR 13M PAYCHECK AHHHHHHH
>>219328156Every clip and story I hear about the production and all the traveling they did together looks truly magical. If there is any friend group in the world I'd want to join it would be theirs. A group of amazing young actors horsing around with some of the most talented veteran actors, and simply most interesting, old men every born.
>>219325325why are actors so entitled?
ill never understand if this is real, or just some exageration made by some newssite.
>>219325665I don't think so
>>219325325>he doesn’t do it for the money, he does it to rape teen boys
>We found some sort of rooms in the back*Americans clap furiously
blagpuplbindabackroomsdiswholetimefeel so guilty as a white-identifying white .. person?
>>219320296>>219320374>>219320385google says this is fake news
>>219259878this is the most exciting movie coming out this year.
>2 months until release in cinemas hereso the online release will be faster than it appears here is itcinemaslop is dead just drop the online release gah damn
>Steal other people's concept>Pitch it to the small hats>Make movie and self insert as director and write>Make itReminder to stealmaxx to make it Original shitposter punchin air now fr frthey copied his whole fucking flow bar for bar word for word>BUT HE'S ONLY 15,16>AOHMAWGAWD THE TALENT>>219288009This nigga a struggling /x/ fictional writer and will now die poor because he didnt muster up a manuscript in time and pitch it to da JsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>219326110Women are half the audience that Amazon is trying to cater to. What Amazon doesn't get is that women will watch any old shit with their man as long as they get to natter in his ear and get a big strong arm over their shoulder while he says "I'm trying to watch this"
>>219328262>The fans were pretty splitNo. The Mass Effect subr*ddit is split 60/40.General audiences was 80/20, as >>219328534 said. Probably because the player base is majority male.Hardcore fans (and hardcore RPG players) usually do multiple playthroughs and have multiple Shepards of both genders - but still consider one their favourite or their "canon". I'd assume most there skew male as well.Besides, male (hetero) Shepard's romances all range from good to great (imo: Jack > Liara > Miranda > Tali > Ashley). Female (hetero) Shepard's romances range from decent to utterly terrible (Garrus > Thane > Kaidan > James), with James literally leaving her in ME3 for someone he accidently impregnated. Oh, and Thane does die in ME3 no matter what.Lesbian female Shepard gets two pretty good options with Liara and Traynor though, but other than that, you're really better off just playing male Shepard (not gay, because then your only options are Kaidan, who should long be dead at that point anyway, and a grieving widower).
>>219328775>I honestly can't stand Jennifer Hale's voiceJennifer Hale puts a lot of emphasis on everything. Literally everything. That works kinda well if you go full paragon or full renegade. But if you roleplay and pick differently-coloured choices every now and then, she comes across as bipolar. Which makes for a ridiculous experience.Mark Meer gets a lot of flack for being unemotive, but his generally more neutral tone means that you can go paragon or renegade and still get a consistent personality for your Shepard.
>>219325903If they pick Femshep this is going to be Rangs of Power all over again. Literally just wasting hundreds of millions.Can't wait
>>219325903This will obviously suck, I can guarantee the version before the rewrite sucked even more. Most likely very woke and as much as I love ME it was proto woke especially with the gay romances so I'm guessing they will go down that route. If I was making it I would just do a direct adaptation of ME1 and then do a complete rewrite of ME2 and 3 and maybe do more seasons, use rge original storyline with the characters from 2 and 3 coming back. But this would take talent and a vision which Hollywood lacks and it would take a person that understands mass effect or at least played it and saw its failures to know how to fix it>>219328534Fem shep shills are a vocal minority. Male shep is iconic and his neutral voice acting fits the characters role and origins, he is a blank slate for the player . Also has the better romances.
They all racked off into the West leaving >us to fight Sauron.
whats the actual beginnings of lord of the rings? some godly beings just created middle earth snd
>>219328894Elves are protohumans.somewhere between biblical angels and humanity.so they have epic near god like powers and get to enjoy heaven. however this causes them all to also be extremely prideful and narcissistic.so a large portion of them are almost as evil as may may satan characters.a lot of them are also really good like may may savior characters.so they fuck around in heaven until satan is cast out of heaven and a bunch of them fuck off to middle earth because "i can rule better" memes and now they hate humans because humans are HUMAN.So some of them fight satan and others have to redeem themselves before they can return back to heaven because god was like>nah bro you can't come backit's super fucked big time adventure m8.never trust elves.
>>219328942>The world of The Lord of the Rings (Arda) was created through a holy song called the Ainulindalë, sung by angelic beings (Ainur) under the direction of the creator deity, Eru Ilúvatar. Melkor, a rogue angelic spirit, introduced discord, causing the physical world to be flawed and shaped by both creation and conflict.so uhhh about as rational as any other creation story I guess
>Eu Illuvatar (the top G God) creates the Ainur (basically angels) and together they sing a song that creates the world>One of the angels, Melkor, doesn't like that he wasn't allowed to create it all his own way, so he goes down in the newly-created world and begins to fuck it up>Some Ainur come down to and shape the world themselves>Couple thousands of years of this, the Elves awaken>Ainur decide they can't just let Melkor fuck them up like he has everything these past millenias, so they go to war with him and imprison him>Elves join the Ainur and be chilling>Melkor is eventually released on good behavior>He's still fucking mad so he goes out of his way into stealing the Silmarils, greatest gems ever crafted, and fuck off back to his fortress where his armies were waiting for him>Elves are mad and come back to Middle-Earth>Humans also appear at this time>Following coupel hundreds years are a complicated wars between the elves, men, and Melkor (now Morgoth) that ends with Morgoth being defeated and banished out of the universe>One of his lieutenant, Sauron (an Ainur who joined his side) lays low and avoid the big purge>Sauron schemes his way into creating magical Rings to give to the elves so they'd be under his control, and create the One Ring for himself>Plan fails, so he lets himself be captured by the Numenorians (humans who were awarded long lives for their service in the war)>Couple hundred years of manipualting them later, the humans try to pick a fight with GodComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Why are Tolkien's elves tall anyway? In most European folklore, elves are "small folks". Shorter than humans. You can really see how ridicilous it is once you hear that Tolkien was originally gonna call them gnomes
Past a certain age, a man without a ROLEX® can be a bad thing
>>219325998>billionaireswho the fuck cares?
>>219327686I don't think they're supposed to be scarce
watchfags are the biggest fags mein gott
>>219327488Ok, but I'd rather have 10,000 dollars than a rolex watch.
buy a replica watch or two if you want to save some money but maybe don't buy a clone of something too rare or you'll be robbed
AND IM JAVERT
>>219328784>>219328832kek
>>219328852Sorry I still prefer Quast, he's a solid 2nd place thoughbeit
>I AM FRENCH>AND WE WASTE ENTIRE INFRASTRUCTURE>ON>BREAD>THIEEEEEEEEEEEEEVES>IM GOING TO SEETHE>GOD IS NOT REAL>ONLY THE LAW>JUST LIKE MY FATHER>FUCKING BREAD THIEVES>IS MY ONLY JOY>IWILLFUCKHIMINHISBUSSY>THISISWHATHAPPENSWHENMENHAVENOPUSSYthis movie was weird
>>219327290The song from this was great in the gulag scene of the Greatest story never told.
bad singer
"Realism" is for midwits.
>>219305196Lol there's nothing realistic about Nolan's Batman
>>219327925The mask pumps painkillers into Bane.
>>219326751It's easier when you understand women have no real morals or values, and that Feminism was a giant mistake
>>219324867>he wants to kill every midwesterner and blue collar worker just becauseWhat?
>>219325670>>219325909>>219326548So we have been in the doublespeak for quite some time then.
new episode of for all mankind last nighthas the kinomans time finally come?
Hi bob
>>219325445Don't fuckin' hi Bob me.
>another season of western actors doing a bad russian accent at least it has its charm.
>>219322760I agree with him, season 2 is the best. It has the best balance of improved effects while keeping the scope more contained, it benefits from Gordo and Tracy still being there, and the first and last episodes include high-stakes sprints across the moon's surface which are some of the best scenes in the whole show
S1+2 are great. It's basically one long season.S3 is ok, but has some awful new characters and the girlbossing starts.I hate S4. No space exploration, just socialism on Mars. Oh, and turbo girlbossing.S5 seems to be like S4.
I want windows XP
>>219329253You'll get a potentially system breaking Win11 update again and you WILL be happy.
>Vista
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7s-Rd2hMwgWhy cant we get real medieval arms and armor in television & film?
>>219319902nice set
>>219319902I'm pretty sure the sword was like your sidearm and in reality they were poking at each other with 10 foot pole arms
>>219319902I dunno why movie/tv shows don't just hire reenactors as background characters, they already have historically accurate arms, armor and costumes even tents and stuff.
>>219327822because entertainment isn't for that purpose anymore, to entertain, to give ppl what they want. the industry keeps going to make ppl dissatisfied, launder criminal blood money.
>>219325893Yeah, and all those fancy techniques you see were rarely used in actual war.
>clown in his personal life>respectable senatorHow did he do it?
Wasn't he a big part in getting Palpatine supreme powers over the Senate which he then used to transition from a Republic to an Empire?
>>219323592All senators are clowns so it checks out
>>219325115Pure autism
>>219326753Why are you so mad?
He never became a Sith Lord but he did instigate the Senate to vote for emergency powers
Did Sarah Sherman save SNL?
>>219325180Who?
No. Ashley did.
>>219325180>I'm not like all the other unfunny subversive female "comedians" because I wear unusual colorful clothing
She was legal you sick fuck
>>219327097It's all so tiresome
>>219327292>people who could very well be criminals/creeps/sociopaths behind a screenOr worse, reddit virtue signalers
>>219327920This. At least she knows she’s being ridiculous, I mean hey everyone has their irrational intrusive thoughts that irk them, that’s fine. It’s when you start actively imposing that problems arise.
>>219320741>that was somebody's daughter, you sack of shit
>I just want HUGE TITS like my favorite anime characters!Why did Botched pretend this was a sillier request than what they usually get? This girl seemed much kinder and more reasonable than their regulars
>>219327896Actually looks like in 2022 she announced she removed the implants. She also had a child. And ever since then she's off radar. She said that she plans to have 3-5 kids and after that she wants to get big implants again.Sorry for the low res pics. Found these on a forum about boobs and to get full res pics you'd need to make an account.
>>219328081What forum? I used to go on ThePerfectBoobs (RIP) and never found a replacement.
>>219310420all the resplies to this thread, its hilarious that you all think her tits are real. any female who has social media and makes posts like this showcasing her breasts (tee hee i used to have no curves now i have *huge insert cup size* breasts) and filming videos walking like a stripper, of course theyre fake, retards. shes using it to farm engagement and then create an onlyfans. retards. literally every female with social media is like this.
>>219328569I found those on a forum called tits in tops.
>>219314191>>219321734What's her name? I love fucked up tits.dickhead cropped the watermark. D...l0...H...?
