There’s still an issue with having a black protagonist in a movie like “The Backrooms” even though he isn’t a racelift or historical inaccuracy. The fact if the matter is that when encountering black males, our natural inclination is not to assume their internal world is “just like ours” (as White males) nor are blacks a blank slate which can be anything, but instead they carry within them default assumptions which we as a White audience does (and should) presume unless it’s proven otherwise. These assumptions are: >He hates White people esp. White males>He sees all White people as “privileged, racist, colonialists, etc” >He holds weird stereotypes about White peoples he constantly obsesses about ie “ypipo don’t spice dey food.” >He unironically believes his ancestors wuz Egyptians, Hebrew, Greeks, Romans, Vikings, knights, Chinese, samurai, etc and that we “falsified” history to counter this. >He lust after and is desperate for White women. >He has lower impulse control compared to Whites and thus is more likely to act out in anger >He might have a criminal history, be deadbeat dad, or both. >Has 0 appreciation for Eurocentric aesthetics (eg baroque, classical music, brutalist, medieval, classical rock, etc. doesn’t matter which) and only appreciates about perceived “black” aesthetics (jazz blues rap Hiphop etc). The very Backrooms he calls “Beautiful” in the trailer ironically count as a “Eurocentric” aesthetic. But instead of being able to take this at face value or neutrally, it automatically makes him an “Uncle Tom” and a sellout. Blacks did this to themselves with their own attitude. >Hates seeing groups of White people exist without any blacks or browns mixed with them. Esp. White males. >Religious beliefs (if he even has any) are low-church Protestant, NOA, or black Israelites. All these things taken together ruin the cinematic experience.
>>219337263>Blacks, like pretty much all non whites except the Japanese, have no natural curiosity.True, although other Asians might have more natural curiosity than that. This is why you don't find nonwhites dying on mountains and in caves I guess. >>219337386More like whites want to be left alone so we have high-trust, low crime, low-poverty etc. societies, but nice try.
>>219333558Didn't read all that, but isn't it crazy that a 4chan meme post is now a major motion picture?How long until we get a pepe the frog tv show? I would probably be some kind of R rated comedy like Ted, right? What other 4chan things do you think can become movies/tv shows?
>>219338598if you want to revitalize the simpsons universe you would kill the show and the sequel series would be Formerly Chucks (or just call it Sneeds Feed and Seed), also a really absurd basedjak/wojak show could make for some decent trash late night AS tv, pepe wouldn't achieve the same insanity that that could offer
>>219338598>How long until we get a pepe the frog tv show?I want>Apu Apustaja: The Movie
i liked this
>>219332090It was not supposed to be the documentary...
The library scenes are some of my favourite comfy kino moments. The idea of surviving in an abandoned library in the centre of a frozen city burning books to stay alive, breaking open vending machines, wrapping yourself in jackets is so cozy. It speaks to something very fundamental about my psychological disposition.
I miss blockbuster disaster movies
>>219333704>We've found mammoths and the like with food they are actively chewing still in their mouths preserved frozen with the corpse.yeah thanks for repeating the exact thing we saw in the movie, genius
>>219338549I don't know if you know this anon but movies aren't real. What I'm talking about is an actual thing that happened.
>I wikipedia this and you wikipedia that
artists vs tmnt was the last good one. they had a great run though.
Face it Ernesto you’re Castro but less so
>>219330753>>219330487>watch the red baron vs white death one >expect it to be dumb and new (=bad)>its full of barshow do they do it
>>219326040Vance has more of a Lloyd build
This should have won an Oscar.
>>219338678literally me
>immigration good>army bad
>>219338782The Gorgonites actually just wanted to get back to the forest (Gorgon). The Commando Elite are the murderous mercenaries
Is it just a coincidence that Indian hate started taking off right after this happened?Feels like before Apu got canceled the general reputation of Indians was le hardworking model minority. Now they're stereotyped as scammers and sex pests and anons insult each other online by accusing the other guy of being a jeet.
>>219331743that is all small potatoes compared to the main reason people hate them - they're unattractive to women and creepy4chan chuds hates this but the only reason racism against them is acceptable in society is because WOMEN approved it
>>219291652the worst part is some indian calls are actually legitimate tech supportI sometimes drive for doordash and on occasion they'll have some pajeet call me for some fucking reason asking if I'll complete the order. the first time this happened I legit hung up and unassigned from the order because I thought it was some scam (I've heard of people using doordash for scams before).Turns out I overreacted and it's just some weird confirmation system but FFS, I would've just done the order normally if they didn't have the pajeet call me.
>>219290694It's easy if you never started. It's damn near impossible otherwise.
>>219323886kino
>>219289809Indians being fully online and all tech support being relegated to india during the 2010s was a huge factor. Perfect example of gatekeeping is actually good.
I pissed myself edition Old >>219246929
>>219330310>Tfw there are no wife material girls in Westeros
>>219338172Ok Robert
>>219330310
>>219338339Name one and not because they're fuckable but because you could see yourself loving them
>>219338814At this point not being a gigawhore is all standards I have.So Cersei is out.
Was this the last pure comedy kino?
>>21933865822 Jump Street
>>219338781>remakeIsn't Liam Neeson supposed to be Leslie Nielson's son?
Deadstream made me laugh the hardest in recent years
>>219338781I really liked the new one.
punctuated with blackface
>I love black pussyHow do you respond?
>>219336191My bad I forgot he did The Master that's another in great tier. I'll give Boogie Nights a try
>>219335662Lil Chuddy got dem moves, yo...
>>219334836You don't have to do anything dude just give them some attention.
>>219334624How so
>>219332800>enjoy your chlamydia
The original Squid Games
>>219337667TNN > Spike
>>219337667The Ken voice actor was really, really mailing it in on Seasons 4 and 5.
>>219337882Right here anon, tubi and plutohttps://tubitv.com/series/3393/mxc-most-extreme-elimination-challenge?link-action=play&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feedhttps://pluto.tv/us/on-demand/series/61707e144f409e001a495b75/season/1?utm_medium=ossearch&utm_source=google
>>219338181>>219338122>try living in a real countryfuck off, we're full
>>219338181hey you could volunteer to fight in Ukraine!
Every time John Leguizamo opens his mouth it's hilarious.
>>219334447Yeah but who beat him up?
>>219336766This was his peak you moron.
>>219332673Puerto Rican
>>219338044>most likable he's ever been>was shitfaced the entire timeWhat did John mean by this?
>>219338592kwab nah thats you
I love this movie but it is ridiculous that the Wayne Employees would see a fucking terraformer a block away from their building and chose to not move until Bruce calls them.
>>219338456I didn't like it because it felt like half an apology over Man of Steel.If Snyder simply ignored the le heckin wholesome crowd and continued making what he wanted without walking back we'd be having threads about Justice League 3 now.
>>219338456The people who willfully go stupid and feign ignorance at the Martha scene made it certified kino, for me>hurr Batman let Superman live because his mom has the same nameNo, stupid. It was the last thing Bruce's father said and it threw him off and made him realise he was no better than the thief in that alley. Nope. Don't even bother.
>>219338553>we'd be having threads about Justice League 3 now.Why aren't we having threads about Rebel Moon 3?
Mario Galaxy is a Conservative Masterpiece
>>219338314I doubt this because AI could do a better job than what we got. You could feed this movie's plot synopsis from Wikipedia to an LLM right now, ask it to improve it and give it more substance and character development, and it would do a better job. I genuinely think this movie didn't have a screenplay at all. There are some good movies made without a real script (The Fugitive for example), this is not one of them
>>219310541I need Baby Peach porn, paheal deleted it all
>>219338030this same boomer seethed about Sonic 3 too, I think aging critics just hate having to watch video game movies for their cushy job
>>219338703>this same boomer seethed about Sonic 3 tooNo kidding. I just read through it and the whole thing really was just whining with no analysis or constructive criticism.>The diminutive, speedy blue protagonist remains as punchable as ever, and is voiced by Ben Schwartz (Parks and Recreation) with the kind of broad smart-alecky whine that adds an emetic undertow to bromidic one-liners such as “Let’s partaaaay!” and “It’s showtime!”It's like he already used up all his hyperbole on Sonic 3 so he had to break out "I'm cutting myself" for Mario.
Pitt Threads are done once your paperwork is finished.
>>219337635Modern wokes glorify having mental illness now.
>assassinates mohan's character by making her a painfully slow virgin whos last patient is in a coma>no redemption in sightdid the actress leak season 3 stuff to variety?
>>219338215Mohan is the Robby successor. She'll never marry or have kids, and become a hollow shell of a person. Whitaker is already showing his dirtbag future. He'll have at least three wives.
>>219338375Whitaker will have his heart broken and his innocence and chippy demeanour will turn to jaded bitter fuckboy
How will he do it?
>>219338767It's a metaphor
Is it true they improvised the song when Charlie and Dennis are coming up with it in the show?
>>219338804For what? Being a gay man?
Anyone ever tried the 'implication' strat?
>>219338862Drop Magnum condoms in front of girls, works every time.
Fuck. Youuu.
