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>>219215136What, Candyman? Lmao
>>219214361Night of the Demons?
>>219214361Slumber Party Massacre?
>>219215592>>219215636Looks bad desu
>>219217297YES!
coomer kino incoming
anyone knows why the first movie kinda hintend at the friend fucking the protags dad? or was I deluded by /tv/ calling every woman born ever a whore?
>3 years after the tower incident, Becky is living her best life with her new fiance, Simon (Will Poulter). However, she's haunted by dreams of being stuck on that tower again and it's causing a rift in their engagement. Seeking relief, she attends a self-help seminar where the charismatic young leader, Rhonda (Chase Infinity), takes an interest in her and convinces her that the only way she'll get over her PTSD is to reignite her love for climbing. Together, the two embark on a journey to the top of several lighthouses to ease Becky back into heights in a safe environment. But on a visit to a particularly older lighthouse, panic sets in where the stairs give way beneath them and Becky finds herself in a familiar situation. Can she survive twice?>Find out in Fall 2 the Ground
>>219211428How could there be a part 2? Does she climb up another tall structure without telling anyone, no safety, no comms, and with a new friend that is going to die? Why would she do that? Nobody would do that. This shit is retarded.
>>219218029They could make ten movies with this exact plot and I would watch all of them
>>219218079>This shit is retarded.Someone clearly didn't watch the first film
Gus Fring was the epitome of masculinity in any media.
>>219204379What a simp. Is his wife even faithful when he is out "providing"?
>>219215642This "man" streams himself bawling his eyes out.
>>219204566>your eyes can see he's a manwhat a chuddette
>>219215642But also you're a misogynist if you ask for a wife that cleans instead of roastscrolling tiktok all day
>>219215642Shotcaller sighted
>character goes to rural Appalachia>gets attacked by inbred hillbilliesIs this really a thing? I can think of more realistic places for it to happen
>>219214941The chart misses out the world number onePakistan: 60%
>>219214941How the fuck a country with 40% inbreds even functions??
>>219214941this is probably going to blow your mind incel but here we go: people write with what they know and what's familiar. they're going to know more about a region in their own country vs. a country on the other side of the planet. shocking, i know but that's the reason.it's the same thing when your kind go "heh they always shit on christianity but why never judaism or islam? checkmate atheists", it's because they have experience with christianity. they didn't grow up in a islam-dominated country.
>>219215852Ooh, what is this, powerbait? Mmm... delicious, my good man, delicious. You've got it over the point of your hook, though.
>>219215840Which of those countries do you think are functioning correctly?
Are these two fantasy series worth watching? How do they hold up in 2026? They were big in the 1990s, but what about them would be so different to newer fantasy series in recent years?
>>219216571It was.
>>219214155>>219214230>>219214302>>219214521>>219214703>>219214826>>219214854>>219214883What's with the horrible interlacing?
Xena is good but Hercules is pretty mid. Both enjoyable watches but definitely don't hold up in a funny way.
I liked the weird meta episode where they found the chronicles of Xena and they were used to pitch the TV show.
>>219214857>WEBMs without sound that you can still hear
What the FUCK was his problem?
>>219212013Always cringe at his "acting"
>>219212013>director puts himself in the movie>can't act at all, delivers his lines in the most awkward manner possible>the lines he wrote come off like someone trying as hard as possible to be funny and """bad ass""">entire scene feels really forced and weird, like it should have been cut out.Always thought the dead nigger storage scene was the worst part of the movie.
>>219212240take it further, the implication is Jules is some type of in-law. they're related. it's a completely different dynamic than how you talk to the general public.
>>219212013OP, did you notice a sign out in front of his house?
>>219212013Just janny things
>it's a "House injects himself with experimental drugs and then performs surgery on himself to cut out the tumors" episode
>the one where the girls are switherooed in the building collapse and she keeps trying to tell the complete strangers who think she’s their loved one but can’t move or speakGenuinely rather horrifying
>>219216583Stupid premise but 10/10 kino episode regardless
>>219216947>some kid and 13 stuck around when House took the gun>end up being used as drug guinea pigs when House gives the gun backthere was a lesson in there somewhere
>>219217430They also constantly mistook her panic attacks for symptoms
That mean teen patient from The Jerk is basically a 4chan poster
>I'm just making content hehe
>>219205060>our childrenI noticed you didn't use "my kids". This indicates that you have no kids of your own and never will. You should stop talking about them. Pedo.
>>219204920Ew. Gross. HBO.
>>219211728>maganeswhat a funny freudian slip
>>219204920That's a stunt ass
>>219204920>only son is zogbot about to die for israel>only daughter is a massive whoreit’s like imagine raising daughter meme personified
is season 1 the best? where exactly does the show fall off? personally i caught almost every episode until around season 5 or 6 when castielle became a main character
>>219217586Who were all pro-Slavery, he also believed slavery was immoral which is why he fought alongside the abolitionists
>>219217730the first person he killed was a freed blackman in his famous raid
The protagonists are rednecks from Kansas no? Who were raised by a redneck.The most unrealistic thing here is they aren't hardcore racists of some variety
>>219217730His raid fucked up and accidentally killed some freegro, which to me is hilarious But yeah most ghosts in Supernatural are usually looking to continue their evil acts in death or want revenge
I'm gonna need a bigger mouth
ITT: actors that you thought would have been more famous but fizzled out
>>219217534I look like that and consider myself an incel simp
>>219217499This is more accurate
>>219212509Yeah it’s a known fact in Hollywood that Lily Collin’s has not been defeated in a fight, her special move is punching to the drumbeat of In The Air Tonight.
Dakota Blue Richards could've had a better career after The Golden Compass but aside from a few TV roles she's never going to be a big star. And we're being deprived of her massive boobs.
>>219217927>could've had a better career after the Golden Compassthat movie was a flopit's part of a trilogy they didn't make, you know
Is this movie made for gay men? There’s no way a straight guy would actually give this piece of shit a glowing review unless he was trying to fuck an art hoe.
>>219217531lol u in the closet
>>219217531what about other than the main character being vaguely bi make this movie for gays?
>>219217874I guess it's because it's foppish and fru-fru.
Real men aren't afraid to get their hands dirty. And then fuck each other's brains out in the men's bathroom stall on the downlow.
>>219217531I think it is made for men who like to play with doll houses
Which way do you prefer?Brain chips or no brain chips?
Why would he need brain chips when they're bio-engineered to obey him?
No chips. They were unnecessary and taking away the agency of the clones in that moment feels like a copout made by a kid who didn't want the PROTO-STORMTROOPERS to look like bad guys.
>>219217844Brain chips? Why would you need brain chips? I thought the clones were just raised from birth to be obedient soldiers
Is there still a chance for a Christina Hendricks career resurgence?
>>219215344So am I. Where's my titcow?
ugly feet
>>219217785In the mail. May take several decades to arrive
>>219207656She should have leveraged her body more, but by now she's too old. Still decent looking but nowhere near what she used to be.
>>219207656So, she's kinda stupid. That makes her even hotter.
Whos directing the inevitable adaptation?
The real question is, who will be the Black/Mixed gfs they find for the quirked-up White boy protagonists?
>>219216868You are arguing made-up creatures with made-up rules and still losing by being a fucking moron. I was discussing in good faith, anon. Fuck off now. Thread ruined.
>>219217142I gotch you, bro.
>>219217227I can understand why Siri would give up on life after she died in a terrorist attack
>>219217227love her
>main character gets embarrassed in front of his crushName a sadder trope in kino
Indians will replace you and all you can do is sit on 4chan and seethe.
