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>"I know what you’ve been doing. I know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer."
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>mommy Trinity offers compassion, understanding, concern, beauty, motherly love and affection, and intimacy all in one fell swoop to the awkward autist with his back at the wall at and arms folded at the pounding, sweaty nightclub the one time out of probably forever he was dragged out of his house by any sort of friend.
>it all starts with her watching you from afar and brazenly approaching you. She says your name and puts you at ease by getting close. Her porcelain skin and jet black hair smell so pretty, its making your eyes water and your knees wobble.
>in one sentence, she sums your life up and who you are as if she had been waiting your entire existence for you to show up at that very spot.
>anons come to the thread and immediately break down and begin confessing their shortcomings and failures not at all like stoic main character because they hate and curse how much one simple line in a film can hit directly at what hurts the absolute most.

Imagine the absolute primal, Oedipus-ridden shit she would whisper, bite, sigh, growl and nibble into your earlobe as she jerks you off with a lubed-soaked latex glove right in front of a mirror.
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>>217400328
I didn't get that impression

She was dry as fuck (also probably a tranny self-insert)
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>>217400351
Switch was the tranny insert.
If anything, Trinity would be the female half of Neo. In that sense, Neo literally goes and fucks himself.
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>>217398008
The truth is people like you always look for excuses. Thats the reason why you dont peogress in anything
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>"NO! I must protect my autism! Even greater wizard powers are within my reach."

RIP Lynchman 1-year anniversary edition

>QOTD
Do you gravitate towards arthouse or classics? Why? What draws you to a particular style of cinema?
Is there really any 'true' division between the two, or have we just tricked ourselves?

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>>217401232
Based and soulpilled.
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>>217401255
are souls /film/?
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>>217401275
Of course.
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>defends roman polanski
Heheheh....nothing personnel, kid
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>>217401286
We need a soul chart.

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>Got the education
>Got the wagie job
>Can only have a few hobbies due to limited money and free time
>No time to go out and meet people so no social life or gf
>I'm supposed to just do this for the next 40 years
This film really was a warning for us all........
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>>217399920
>only have a few hobbies due to limited money and free time
A few hobbies sounds pretty good though
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>>217401273
Peak zoomie meltdown
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The film takes place in 1999

Back then College was far less expensive, rent didn't take up almost half your income and a house was only 4x the median income. People would fucking kill to go back to that world. Today most people have given up hope of shit getting better and are probably hoping for a massive war or unrest to break out just to finally end our downward spiral
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>>217399920
a buddy of mine is in his late thirties, got three kids, a wife, works several weeks abroad each year, and still got time to build and play Warhammer when he’s home
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>>217401316
>>217401346
You are what is bad about the internet.
But on the whole it is great. It is like I can read any book in the world, exactly as much as I want, or watch any TV show, or play any game, or see anything on earth I want.
Before you were limited to TV, which sucks, movies, and actual physical books.
How is this not a massive upgrade? I could happily spend all day on the computer, and do. And I'm sure you do too. So what are you bitching about? If you hate it so much why are you on it?

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>>217401306
/mu/
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Ukraine is losing the war.
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*gets massacred in the first days of invading an even poorer, more corrupt shithole*

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I watched Barbie because Arianna Greenblatt was in it
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>>217400818
Nice try, E.T.
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>>217392635
White American.
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>>217400800
whore
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>>217394705
I need a tiny bratty girl like her
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I could have sworn she was filipino, there's something very filipino about her.

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It was a different time.
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>>217390036
>it(sic) the US it was all about Baby
Amerinonces all went for the one who put her hair in pigtails, sucked on lollipops and acted like a child.
Hmmm. The plot thickens.
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>>217394589
What didn't he like about her?
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>>217398330
How much money would you make from a job like that?
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>>217388439
for me? it's sporty spice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V3Jqq7u9kM&list=RD-V3Jqq7u9kM&start_radio=1
<3
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FUCK YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT I DONT KNOW WHAT ZIGGY ZIGGY AH IS

Why shouldn't I whale? I'll never lose the weight anyway, and binge eating is my greatest pleasure in life.
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why do whales all do the dopamine nod thing when they ate?
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>>217401113
>I'll never lose the weight anyway
why wouldn't you lose the weight? You're under the impression it's permanent? You bought into the "muh genetics" meme?
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>>217401247
>hat so far down he can literally only see the plate
Insane tech
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>>217401113
Nothing would change if you were to lose weight
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>>217401247
how is he paying for all that food. this is unironically expensive. also love it how he parks/eats right next to a garbage bin. he doesnt even care.

The Bone Temple is a kino Gnostic movie. Think about it. Samson is like Adam (he's even named after a Biblical figure), he's brought out of a state of nature into a state of humanity by Dr. Ian Kelson who gives him a "fruit" (anti-psychotic medication in the film) that lifts the veil from his eyes and suddenly he has knowledge of what he really is. Dr. Ian Kelson is even called Satan in the movie, just like the serpent in the garden was. But he also is sacrificed, similar to Jesus. Jesus and the serpent are one and the same in Gnostic myth. Samson also reminds me a lot of Enkidu in the Epic of Gilgamesh. He even looks like Enkidu (and anyone with knowledge of history knows that the Epic of Gilgamesh inspired the Book of Genesis since Enkidu = Adam).
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>>217401147
>I know better than actual historians
Oh ok retard. The whole structure of the primeval history (Genesis 1-11) follows exactly that of Mesopotamian mythology. Jews were clearly lifting from the Mesopotamians when crafting their myths which is something literally all human cultures do. The film being discussed in this thread is actually basically an example of that when you consider the parallels between it and the Bible. Not surprising seeing that it was produced by a historically Christian culture.
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>>217396011
>big cock swinging zombie alpha males
So alpha's should have small dicks is that what you're saying?
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>>217401239
In the previous film Spike says the rage virus acts like steroids on some people so yes. He should actually have extremely small testicles.
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>>217401149
There's a reason I've been gravitating to Eastern productions. They have their issues as well but not remotely on the same scale. Then of course there are books and (a lot of) vidya.
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>In the future we have no property, the Torah reading schlomos own everything in the Federation while we work as propertyless debt slaves in teletubby pyjamas

HBO Developing Game of Thrones Sequel Starring Arya Stark Now Jon Snow Spinoff Is Scrapped

https://www.ign.com/articles/hbo-developing-game-of-thrones-sequel-starring-arya-stark-now-jon-snow-spinoff-is-scrapped
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>>217400378
sounds more like Harrington projecting his annoyance at being typecast onto the character.
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>>217398460
According to GRRM, the pitched Jon Snow story was basically him drowning in misery and suffering from PTSD until he dies at a young age. I dunno, with a good writer it could’ve been a compelling psychological story.
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>>217401183
No. Not in any way. People do not get into an epic fantasy series to watch 8-10 episodes of some loser whine, mope around, and sob woe is me about having to kill his insane wife to stop her burning a city. We already got the wet fart ending of game of thrones. There is nothing afterwards. Making up random fan fiction just as a cash grab for name recognition NEVER works out.
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>>217398262
>Arya
lmao
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Should have just been about him fixing the wall and finding a new wildling ho to smash

>Better than anything that Hellywoke has made since 2019.
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>>217401171
I'm 27 never kissed a girl:( , I'm going to die soon to because I have this autoimmune disease
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my peepee feel funny
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Those are men btw
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>>217401254
that's sad, bro.
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>>217401241
https://spankbang.com/qxqp/video/all+her+kisses
It's this curvy spic bitch
Slut slobbered all over the mouths of her peers all throughout high school

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uh oh this is gonna make chuds seethe
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look at the brown leftypol raider go. really bringing about the revolution, huh? lol
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>>217401287
>talking points
Where's your point? Trump is ignoring law and order and terrorizing citizens with federal agents operating outside of their jurisdiction.
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Venezuela Lost. Get fucked commie boi.
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>>217401303
rightards absolutely triggered
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>>217401280
Explain how that's any different than regular cops

>>217401320
Another non sequitur. I'm assuming you're a bot
You, or someone, ignored the arguments made about economics, and just farted out leftist tropes about how trickle down is bad.
Actually address arguments, instead of just Declaring Shit like you're god almighty

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>I wanna be the very best
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>>217400875
I wish there was an edit of the Japanese version that still had Jessie, Meowth, Misty, and James still in English. Also the Japanese version has a better soundtrack.
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>>217400875
Whaaaat
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hard to be the very best when you're retarded or at least borderline retarded
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>>217400794
>Rewatching this right now
>More than one hundred episodes in
>Charizard vs Poliwrath
>Ash opens with ember
He's hilariously retarded
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Ash is gay

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>New York City architect Tate (Jake Gyllenhaal) tries to rebuild his life after a stint in a psychiatric facility following a spiral triggered by his sister’s death. Looking for a fresh start, he lands in Cape Cod to design a summer home for his best friend. While staying at a historic local Bed & Breakfast, his life changes when he meets Wren (Phoebe Dynevor), a mysterious young woman who has Tate questioning everything about his carefully measured, logic-driven existence.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt35621542/

Written by Nicholas Sparks from “A Walk to Remember” and “The Notebook”.
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>>217401227
>Phoebe Dynevor
I guess the bongs would be more familiar with her. I've never heard of her.
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>>217401227
>Nicholas Sparks

The opposite of kino.

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>PUNY HUMAN
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Is a new hulk movie in the works? Why is this being shilled all the sudden?
Third thread I've seen
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>>217399249
>fucking retard
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>>217400524
Lee Hulk is a creepy miserable flick that's only interesting in retrospect. As a kid I hated it.
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>>217400775
I wish. No wait I don't wish because they'd get Fag Ruffalo again.

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Allez Cuisine!

I love Iron Chef so much bros. It's one of the comfiest shows of all time. What are your favorite moments?
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>>217398825
>I detest this guy so much.
HOW DARE YOU.
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>>217397017
This was the 90s and the guy was probably speaking as an old chink with a mid-century, oriental mindset, so he wasn't wrong in saying there are only 3 kinds of cuisine, because that's all he'd ever known. His western equivalent would have thought there was no difference between Chinese & Japonese cuisine.
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>>217397131
was she hot?
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>>217369150
>wanted to be Iron Chef Mexican
His entry sequence would have been kino, with a mariachi band or maybe Mexican hat dancers, just like Iron Chef Italian gets an orchestra.
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>>217392328
>She completely outclassed him
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