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>I had a good run, didn't I?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lN5VCvukWqI

Chazelle is the best working director today after the Sadfie Brothers split and peaked with Good Time. Eggers is shit. Nolan is shit.
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>>216793952
>brad shitt
shan't be watching
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That picture looks dusty.
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>>216795498
He was great in once upon a time in Hollywood
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>>216793952
>Hollywood was a wonderful place when silent movies were made by a motley crew of women, immigrants and people of all ethnicities.
>When talkies came along, EVIL WHITE MEN took control of Hollywood, kicked out all the brown people and put a stop to the degenerate orgiastic underage parties that were the heart and soul of the city.

That's what I took away from this movie
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>>216795624
I mean, it's called Babylon.

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>MALE
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>people don't like Indians already
>i'll link anyone that criticizes me to India and then I win the argument
genius level IQ over here
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>>216794308
>“Trans rights” is just the patriarchy in disguise.
I didn't know traditional masculine social structures supported a bunch of porn addict perverts that think they're women
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>>216793732
>a girl shits on the dormitory floor
>filch has to play the wizard world equivalent of ninja warrior to get to places to clean shit up
its great to be dumbledore
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>>216793732
House elves do everything
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>>216795561
They must have genders too, if not how do they reproduce?

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>"Well Bat-family, Mr. Freeze was pretty tough but we sure kicked his ICE!"
>*everyone bat-laughs*
>ALERT! INCOMING BAT-TRANSMISSION!
>*superman's parents' video plays on the bat-computer*
>"Aliens EXIST?"
>"Secret harem???"
>"Isn't Miss Kyle half Boravian, Master Bruce?"
>"...Suit up Alfred."
>"We're going to Metropolis."
>https://youtu.be/VS8UG5avw2M?t=4 [Embed]
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>>216794650
>>216793040
Gunn is planning to adapt Absolute Batman instead. It's a better contrast character-wise.
If Battinson is grunge, Ab-Bats is nu-metal
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>>216794650
Why would he fight him? He isn’t Man of Murder
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I'm so fucking glad that Matt Reeves told Gunn to fuck off and that he's not going to have anything to do with his garbage universe

I don't even like The Batman much but so many Gunnfags were smug and sure that Pattinson was going to be the new DC Universe Batman even though literally everyone that worked on the actual movie said that wasn't happening
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>>216795286
Making shit up. Nobody wanted Battinson in the DCU outside The Batman fans who like Pattinson. He’d look like a twink standing next to Superman.
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>>216795286
Are these Gunnfags in the room with us right now?

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>betrays his own race for some alien pussy
why does cameron want me to like this selfish gary stu?
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its symbolism /spöiler - pussy - you are a nigger/
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>>216793575
None of the "lessons" in the movie make sense because there are none, you aren't supposed to think when watching these movies. Jake constantly charges headfirst into battle (literally just directly at gun lines) with no plan getting countless people killed and putting his family in danger but it's ok because he'll be saved by some mystical miracle. His son keeps disobeying orders and getting people killed, ultimately getting his brother killed in order to... disobey orders but this time save his dad who completely fucked up again? It's just incoherent cgi slop
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>>216791953
>"wow, the enemy culture is so much better, let me fight for them and win now they are led by a white man"
>Dune
read the book retard
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>>216792451
>Is he also a traitor?
Yeah bro, Cortez was in fact a traitor, his entire expedition was illegal, it was called off and Cortez just ordered his men to leave Cuba and haul ass before they could find out about it. Spain sent troops to arrest him afterwards but he and the Mexican allies just bribed them to their side. Then afterwards the Spanish crown couldn't exactly admit "yeah he just completely destabilized an entire subcontinent with false promises of support from Spain, supported by a bunch of professional soldiers we sent who instantly betrayed us for money while we impotently watched" so they pardoned him and pretended it was their plan all along.
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>you are le race traitor if you disagree with retarded nigger corpo-drones trying to fuck up the environment to make shlomo richer

the series was fucking terrible

it's Shiva Baby the only good thing she's been in?
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>>216794726
italians were the OG jews
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>>216794662
she looks like she smells
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>>216793399
The Idol is better.
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>>216793535
The very idea of a break doesn't make sense. If you need to spend time apart then obviously the relationship isn't working
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She sort of looks like Julia Stiles, another movie coalburner.

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Here's your brainiac, bro.
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>>216795543
Not mine.
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That's actually a great pick
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Whoa, an actor from Guardians of the Galaxy! Bravo Gunn.
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>>216795543
Discount Dwayne Johnson
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>>216795543
You're late. They already picked that German guy.

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>master! let's have sex!
>no jeannie!
>*laugh track plays*
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>>216793428
I'm sorry, I can't quite work out what you mean.
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>>216790998
thankfully I don't see the resemblance
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>>216791946
I did marry a hot bubbly blonde who loved me to death and ruined my life - and I loved every second of it. This show has always made me laugh as a result because the dynamic is uncannily similar. The only difference is I'd come home to crazier shit than a fucking lion in my living room. Nelson had it easy by comparison. I was forever making up excuses to other people the crazy shit she did and the only thing missing was a laugh track.
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>>216794564
>past tense
;__;
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>>216788917
What a woman

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What's the name of that movie where William H. Macy plays a middle-aged fuckup?
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>>216795580
Magnolia? Fargo? Boogie Nights?
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>>216795580
Bond 26, probably.

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>I'm gonna make him a catcha he can't complete

Why are films glorifying the mob so overrepresented in the cinematic canon?
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>I can solve capchas! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want (You)s!
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I know it was (You) Fredo
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>>216795460
>Just when I figure it out!
>They put a new one in!
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I say this as an American, America has always had serious issues with glorifying piece of shit criminals like this. Movies and tv almost never show the reality of these people, which is brutalizing random blue collar workers for money, raping women, murdering random teenagers for hurting their feelings because they have the brains of teenage girls, etc.

Over a thousand people showed up to Jesse James' funeral for fucks sake, and today you'll hear the average white collar american unironically say things like "that guy deserved to get killed, he was a snitch" as though reporting murderous pieces of shit to the police and getting them off the street is a bad thing.

The people who defend degenerate gangsters are always either losers who have spent their whole life isolated from real violence and brutality or the piece of shit gangsters themselves effortlessly manipulating those sheltered losers because they're fucking retarded.
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>>216795577
Robert Ford was a fag who only wanted fame. Then he got assassinated himself lmao.

I'm starting with an easy one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMsfWuJEm4M
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbDNVgGh3cw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoVURsdT5Rc
I like Junior's funeral misadventures
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>>216791698
That open ending broke a lot of fans. Kek.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXZpRQ7VT78

I didn't believe this was real at first, didn't really phase me when I watched it years ago
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>>216791698
>As the Talmud says...
>I don't care what he says
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>>216794487
they use that fart sound effect in a couple other episodes and it throws me for a loop every watch

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Do teachers really?
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When i was in 7th grade the teach would sit on her desk directly in front of me with her legs spread uncrossed and I spent the entire class with my eyes glued on her panties.
Only my autism protected me from the evil succubus
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monke
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>>216794481
>I was raped in reverse
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>>216794632
I was just using it as an example so people could get a sense of scale.
To be blunt, most school "rape" is statutory rape, whereas with priests it's almost universally just rape. I also think it's far more monstrous for a priest to rape a child than a teacher, which on reflection is strange considering my agnostic leaning atheist beliefs.
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>>216794588
>per capita
Kike on a stick cope. Teachers do it more often only in absolute numbers. But it is harder to cover it up in schools.

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He's outside again.
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>>216794445
No, he was cousin in the book and some modern women/ gays decided that because Achilles liked him so much they must be le gay despite there being no evidence and it showing both of them having women.
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>>216793813
Fighting with respect to decorum has always been a bigger deal in western civilization. If this was an engagement between
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>>216793813
Do you know how I know youre a woman (tranny)?
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>>216794147
Name some movies with better fight scenes.
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>>216793870
Moloch isn't real, he's a demon

well, Apollo 13 it ain't
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>>216794972

This is a great movie for space geeks. Great cinematography great sound track, great deadpan acting by gosling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESX9OBuBc1o

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would you allow yourself to be ensnared by Millie?
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>>216793746
bros, how do beautiful people have sex in real life?
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>>216793746
Damn that's hot.
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>>216794124
Awkwardly.
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>>216793616
so what is the ending? obviously the man has to be the villain somehow but what do they do exactly
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>>216795581
Sydney makes him cum non-stop until he gets a heart attack.

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I hope you're all proud of yourselves. Look what you did to him.
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>>216795545
keep living please
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>>216795578
haha little jeet mad cause he can't fit in with white kids
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>>216795550
*thumbs up on the ground from where I got shot catching the bullet for you*
I guess my reflexes weren't as RUSTy as I thought!
*laugh track*
*roll credits*
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>>216794267
>muh rich people have it better, ignoring that this obviously isn't true for republicans
Even though Trump is going to get away with his Epstein island shenanigans
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>>216795594
fucking cute


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