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Predict the box office.
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>>217417189
It'll scrape by with a billy but nobody will be talking about it after the first few weeks when the marketers stop shilling for it
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Nolan has never cracked a billion outside of the two Dark Knight movies.
This will have less appeal than Oppenheimer which fell short of a bil- the epic fantasy/historical genre has never raked in huge amounts of cash before.
$700 million
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>>217417189
one hot meal.
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>>217417189
Why is Agamellon the poster boy of THE ODYSSEY?

I'm still going to see it. We don't get enough historical kino
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>>217417189
It's gonna do big numbers in the box office, get mid to mixed critical reviews and worse audience reviews.

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Why did the 90s tv insist on making young boys straight?
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In the 90s my ultimate fantasy was Kelly Kapowski and Kelly Bundy at the same time
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>>217418812
based

kelly kapowski and topanga were it for me
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>>217417556
Imagine the smell
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>>217417398
Damn, Kimberly was my first fap.

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Cast them
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>>217420059
why would they need to turn the stream off
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>>217418741
Fuentes looking a bit out of shape there
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>>217418741
>cast them
3 and a half sweaty nutsacks
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>>217418805
Average /pol/ meet up

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>Smoking is... LE cool!
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>>217420246
It is.

ITT: characters that you are slowly becoming
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>>217419587
>Here's that 37 year old man I was telling you about
When will they stop casting zoomer boys as adult men
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>>217418025
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>>217419038
You still have health. This is no time to worry about cats. A bad friend is worse than an enemy.

>>217419610
Did the whole bioweapon released from Wuhan, toxic mass injections, deliberate rel ease of criminals + unlimited drug trafficking flooding the streets, and the rogue regime in DC's nonstop deficit spending just fly over your head?
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>>217419587
You have to be at least 18 to use this site

Ummm actually what if humans are the bad guys?

This shit trope is so overdone
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This movie was good go fuck yourself you brain dead waste of life your mother should have swallowed.
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Should I watch this alone tomorrow?
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>>217419893
you should still see it, Fiennes is a beast and the movie is entertaining and funny. also the next movie is Boyle led again so we can expect the kino to return.
cinematography is a big step down from 28YL, way less experimental but there are still a handful of beautiful shots.
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>>217420083
Obviously the criticism doesn’t apply to 28 years later then now would it? Why act dense like that proves a point?
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>>217420161
No it's shit made by the female Jordan Peele

Game of Thrones: West of Westeros, coming soon
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>>217417587
Something endearing how pedophiles on tv keep a candle burning even for the ugliest, aged-out, most washed former crushes.
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>>217419022
Foot slut.
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>>217419048
They already made that like five years ago.
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>>217418000
not her best feature though
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>literally anything except finish the fucking books

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this, Farscape and Cleopatra 2525 were kino of the highest order
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>>217418268
Watching Lexx again as an adult recently, since my last viewing as a teenager 20 years ago, I was really surprised how much less I enjoyed it. It's honestly incredible how boring it is, especially with the amount of filler repeat shots there are. You expect a show like this with its bold art direction, insane plot, and sexual nature to have some pep in its step but god damn does it drag its feet. The soundtrack certainly doesn't help either.

With hindsight, I think this is one of those media productions that survives almost entirely on its premise and ideas, and not from anything in the actual execution of them. It's a real shame, because this same exact material in the hands of someone competent could have easily made a show that would be well-known even today. There really is nothing like it content-wise.
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>>217418240
Jennifer Sky was a goddess and she was blacklisted for outing the horrors of the fashion industry and how they take advantage of 13 year old girls and send them to Japan and Europe.
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>>217418727
idk, the first season movies were mostly okay but they were not all equal. s2 tv stuff was fine standard TV stuff. season 3 was very much a slog but it was a super slow kino slog with weird comedy TVisms thrown in from time to time. s4 was something else.
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>>217418727
>Now that I'm an adult my attention span is much worse and I can't appreciate things unless they're constantly shaking keys in my face
How embarrassing!
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Lexx is the best TV show ever created:
https://youtu.be/-3oQ5aTXkLU

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Arthouse & Classics & Battyboys

Battyday boy edition

>Quote of the moment
"I get no respect!"

No respect ova here: >>217387661
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>Copesta Seethsta malding about having to pay for sex like a normal person while Birkinchad gets it for free yet again
Sad!
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>everyone that thinks i'm a pedophile is cucksta. everyone who thinks that i'm an ephebophile is a well disciplined cucksta.
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I often wonder how people here would act if we were all in a room together in person.
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>>217402031
Alex van Warmerdam
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>>217409578
>let's portray Drumpf as a penguin (one of the most beloved animals)
>that will show him!

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ITT: “Sexy” scenes that fell flat
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>>217417605
The movie and other artsy film I've seen have a way of showing sexy woman nude in sexist ways. Like its lack energy or the male gaze.
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>>217420072
They both fail though
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>>217419809
Looks like Phillip Seymour Hoffman for a sec
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Ana de Armas in that keanu film.

She's super hot but the whole schoolgirl panties thing is insanely jewish and gross.
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>>217420232
gay

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>movie has a theme song composed specifically for it that plays over the end credits
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>>217417330
Neta-Le
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>>217417290
doesn't make any sense, beyond marketing on the level of jurassic park slushies.
tie famous singer in with film, extra peomptoon - shove the usually crap song on the credits where no one will hear it but technically it's in the film.
>vvvvvenom enom, if you ever want to buy some get emmmm at the cinema lobby someone working a hobby selling toys oooyys for girls and boys play with it in the interval making sure you feed your face full
lyrical masterpiece
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>>217417290
>it's by moby
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6cYcdBVQ8NM&list=RD6cYcdBVQ8NM&start_radio=1&pp=ygUaZGVlcCBibHVlIHNlYSBjcmVkaXRzIHNvbmegBwE%3D

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He's not a good actor at all
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>>217419972
The most impressive thing about his role as Amon is the fact you are convinced this character genuinely feels every thing he says, which actually runs the full range of emotion. Looking past the unfeeling sadist he genuinely:
- admires Schindler's shirt
- wants to impress Schindler by giving Schindler something he wants
- feels actual sadness at the idea he is going to lose Helen
- immediately gambles for her
- sincerely defends Schindler for kissing the girl, going as far as to bribe his superior
- actually feels in that moment he wants to spare people
- stops giving a fuck about killing after the guns fail to fire

There is legitimately nothing fake about Amon - the guy wears his feelings on his sleeve and Feinnes convinces you of his total unvarnished sincerity. The scene where he defends Schindler is actually incredible because he genuinely wants to protect Schindler even if it is to continue the skim it's actually impressive a guy like that sticks his neck out.
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hes a wonderful actor, but also a sex pest lol cant hold that against a nigga with his resume ŧbh
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>>217418125
He's superb and elevates every single movie he's in
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>>217418125
he's good but i hated him as both voldemort and francis dolarhyde
he doesn't often play the kind of roles i think he should play
he was great in "In Bruges" and there's other examples i'm too brain-fried to think of rn
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>>217418125

Really cool man too btw
Back in the deathly hallows filming days i used to serve him every Mondays for lunch.
And every weeks he was showing me the latest scenes he did the previous week on his laptop,green screen stuff included.
Very nice man really..

you're not scary
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>>217415690
there is no "to be fair to JJ"
jew jew is the retard who initially wanted emo boy to continually grow more and more emo, and rian gave him the perfect setup for it. it was jewbag's own decision to uno reverse it and do his own retarded shit.

or at least, that's what jeffrey jacob abrams claims is the case. let's be realistic, that faggot fuck never had a plan beyond the farce engorges, and even within that film he had no clue how to do shit, which is why kasdan was brought on board, to curb jj's autism and make sense of the piece of shit (while still it being a piece of shit that ultimately makes no sense). still, the nigger was literally given the tools to complete the job and he botched it to such an unimaginable degree that it literally killed not just his career, but the careers of everyone else involved. there has literally not been one single film any of the participants of rise of skywalker partook in afterwards that made a successful box office run, and few had any success on streaming.
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>>217402761
why does he sound like he doesn't speak english as his first language? lol zero spooked? what the fuck is that?. odd.
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>>217419264
he's retarded, that's why. rian is the definitely of a gen x manchild. the nigger literally had to force his way into hollywood, because nobody wanted to fund brick.
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>>217402761
>you're not scary
While it is true that Star Wars nerds are not the slightest bit intimidating or threatening, I would point out that the combination of their obsessive compulsive spergtism married with their intense self-loathing and constant seething impotent rage over a fictional universe do fill me with an overwhelming sense of existential dread. If this is what men are doomed to become, it's over for humans as a species.
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>>217420198
>it's over for humans as a species.
literally disney's plan from the beginning

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ITT: What were they thinking?
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>>217419199
Cocaine era coming soon.
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>>217419077
I think it's because she's pushed by Twitter retards and the manufactured media as the most beautiful and most important woman in music, and in truth you just know it's all marketing BS so it gets annoying how they're like "YOU DONT LIKE TAYTAY?? ARE YOU LIVING UNDER A ROCK?". They kept trying to do the same for Lady Caca but the Joker movie is where I think a lot of people woke and realized "hey, she's actually not that good and is just aping Madonna and Bowie".
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>>217419235
Post em bro
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>>217419103
>physically uncoordinated
Lmao this is how you know a football guy had to be in a PR contact with her
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>>217419035
free gooning material

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Everyone always talks about sex scenes where the actors actually had sex. But nobody talks about fight scenes where the actors actually fought.


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