Is this the most accurate depiction of a "devout" christcúck in television and film history?
>>217400598Hello r/Atheism tranny
>>217400627Oh you watch gay little cartoons and think it's reality. It'll blow your mind when you find out who was funding the vast majority of medieval/renaissance scientific research and who's responsible not only for most charities in history but also today. I love when atheists and materialists pretend they have coherent worldviews or are educated in any way, when all of their "research" is watching shitty netflix agitprop
>>217400598Boss Baby 2 vibes,here.
>>217400598No, that appears to be a priest. If you think someone running a scam has bought into it well, shit, you've basically bought into the scam already. People telling lies for profit know what they are doing, they spend years training for it
>>217401283you were burning books and scientists lolyour "charities" are necessary after christian empires genocided and impoverished functional civiliationany progress happened despite of christianity not because of itstop pretending secular gains were your own.
Wild to think that this cat is probably dead by now...
>>217399254We cant know that for sure
He isn't even born yet, did you take note in what year this movie is set?
>>217399312He was definitely neutered. An unneutered tom cat is the worst. They piss everywhere and fight everything. No one wants such a problem creature on a film set.
>>217399254Don't they have 9 lives? Or is that giraffes? I always confuse the two.
His iris is shaped like that of the xenomorph head, it's definitely the reason for this shot and people here act like I'm seeing something that isn't thereHis eye resembles that of the xenomorphs elongated black skull and the naysayers are wrong. What's the problem? You don't have a capacity for discernment? Solved that captcha though didn't ya?
It's basically just socially acceptable bullying
>>217397114Not all stand up is bullying, but all stand up is the ultimate low iq npc entertainment. A bunch of retards sitting together in a mob laughing and howling in a way no one does alone.
>>217401083I think there's something primordial about it, like gathering round the fire and telling stories. Just in a 21st century American way.
>triple keypresstime for a new keyboard
>>217397211This is so faggy and pretentious. A random dude on a job site is funnier than any "comedian". As soon as you put your name on a poster and get on a stage it ruins all humor because there's a pretense
>>217397142Shanes standup falls into that pattern of say something funny/offensive and then cuck out by going "haha no, but..." Once you hear it you can't unnotice it. He's funnier on the podcast (when he's not biting his tongue)
>"I know what you’ve been doing. I know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer."
>mommy Trinity offers compassion, understanding, concern, beauty, motherly love and affection, and intimacy all in one fell swoop to the awkward autist with his back at the wall at and arms folded at the pounding, sweaty nightclub the one time out of probably forever he was dragged out of his house by any sort of friend.>it all starts with her watching you from afar and brazenly approaching you. She says your name and puts you at ease by getting close. Her porcelain skin and jet black hair smell so pretty, its making your eyes water and your knees wobble.>in one sentence, she sums your life up and who you are as if she had been waiting your entire existence for you to show up at that very spot. >anons come to the thread and immediately break down and begin confessing their shortcomings and failures not at all like stoic main character because they hate and curse how much one simple line in a film can hit directly at what hurts the absolute most.Imagine the absolute primal, Oedipus-ridden shit she would whisper, bite, sigh, growl and nibble into your earlobe as she jerks you off with a lubed-soaked latex glove right in front of a mirror.
>>217400328I didn't get that impressionShe was dry as fuck (also probably a tranny self-insert)
>>217400351Switch was the tranny insert.If anything, Trinity would be the female half of Neo. In that sense, Neo literally goes and fucks himself.
>>217398008The truth is people like you always look for excuses. Thats the reason why you dont peogress in anything
>"NO! I must protect my autism! Even greater wizard powers are within my reach."
RIP Lynchman 1-year anniversary edition>QOTDDo you gravitate towards arthouse or classics? Why? What draws you to a particular style of cinema? Is there really any 'true' division between the two, or have we just tricked ourselves?Prev: >>217370534
>>217401232Based and soulpilled.
>>217401255are souls /film/?
>>217401275Of course.
>defends roman polanskiHeheheh....nothing personnel, kid
>>217401286We need a soul chart.
>Got the education>Got the wagie job>Can only have a few hobbies due to limited money and free time>No time to go out and meet people so no social life or gf>I'm supposed to just do this for the next 40 yearsThis film really was a warning for us all........
>>217399920>only have a few hobbies due to limited money and free timeA few hobbies sounds pretty good though
>>217401273Peak zoomie meltdown
The film takes place in 1999Back then College was far less expensive, rent didn't take up almost half your income and a house was only 4x the median income. People would fucking kill to go back to that world. Today most people have given up hope of shit getting better and are probably hoping for a massive war or unrest to break out just to finally end our downward spiral
>>217399920a buddy of mine is in his late thirties, got three kids, a wife, works several weeks abroad each year, and still got time to build and play Warhammer when he’s home
>>217401316>>217401346You are what is bad about the internet.But on the whole it is great. It is like I can read any book in the world, exactly as much as I want, or watch any TV show, or play any game, or see anything on earth I want.Before you were limited to TV, which sucks, movies, and actual physical books.How is this not a massive upgrade? I could happily spend all day on the computer, and do. And I'm sure you do too. So what are you bitching about? If you hate it so much why are you on it?
>>217401306/mu/
Ukraine is losing the war.
*gets massacred in the first days of invading an even poorer, more corrupt shithole*
I watched Barbie because Arianna Greenblatt was in it
>>217400818Nice try, E.T.
>>217392635White American.
>>217400800whore
>>217394705I need a tiny bratty girl like her
I could have sworn she was filipino, there's something very filipino about her.
It was a different time.
>>217390036>it(sic) the US it was all about BabyAmerinonces all went for the one who put her hair in pigtails, sucked on lollipops and acted like a child.Hmmm. The plot thickens.
>>217394589 What didn't he like about her?
>>217398330How much money would you make from a job like that?
>>217388439for me? it's sporty spicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V3Jqq7u9kM&list=RD-V3Jqq7u9kM&start_radio=1<3
FUCK YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT I DONT KNOW WHAT ZIGGY ZIGGY AH IS
Why shouldn't I whale? I'll never lose the weight anyway, and binge eating is my greatest pleasure in life.
why do whales all do the dopamine nod thing when they ate?
>>217401113>I'll never lose the weight anywaywhy wouldn't you lose the weight? You're under the impression it's permanent? You bought into the "muh genetics" meme?
>>217401247>hat so far down he can literally only see the plateInsane tech
>>217401113Nothing would change if you were to lose weight
>>217401247how is he paying for all that food. this is unironically expensive. also love it how he parks/eats right next to a garbage bin. he doesnt even care.
The Bone Temple is a kino Gnostic movie. Think about it. Samson is like Adam (he's even named after a Biblical figure), he's brought out of a state of nature into a state of humanity by Dr. Ian Kelson who gives him a "fruit" (anti-psychotic medication in the film) that lifts the veil from his eyes and suddenly he has knowledge of what he really is. Dr. Ian Kelson is even called Satan in the movie, just like the serpent in the garden was. But he also is sacrificed, similar to Jesus. Jesus and the serpent are one and the same in Gnostic myth. Samson also reminds me a lot of Enkidu in the Epic of Gilgamesh. He even looks like Enkidu (and anyone with knowledge of history knows that the Epic of Gilgamesh inspired the Book of Genesis since Enkidu = Adam).
>>217401147>I know better than actual historiansOh ok retard. The whole structure of the primeval history (Genesis 1-11) follows exactly that of Mesopotamian mythology. Jews were clearly lifting from the Mesopotamians when crafting their myths which is something literally all human cultures do. The film being discussed in this thread is actually basically an example of that when you consider the parallels between it and the Bible. Not surprising seeing that it was produced by a historically Christian culture.
>>217396011>big cock swinging zombie alpha malesSo alpha's should have small dicks is that what you're saying?
>>217401239In the previous film Spike says the rage virus acts like steroids on some people so yes. He should actually have extremely small testicles.
>>217401149There's a reason I've been gravitating to Eastern productions. They have their issues as well but not remotely on the same scale. Then of course there are books and (a lot of) vidya.
>>217401149>In the future we have no property, the Torah reading schlomos own everything in the Federation while we work as propertyless debt slaves in teletubby pyjamas
>Better than anything that Hellywoke has made since 2019.
>>217401171I'm 27 never kissed a girl:( , I'm going to die soon to because I have this autoimmune disease
my peepee feel funny
Those are men btw
>>217401254that's sad, bro.
>>217401241https://spankbang.com/qxqp/video/all+her+kissesIt's this curvy spic bitch Slut slobbered all over the mouths of her peers all throughout high school
>I wanna be the very best
>>217400875I wish there was an edit of the Japanese version that still had Jessie, Meowth, Misty, and James still in English. Also the Japanese version has a better soundtrack.
>>217400875Whaaaat
hard to be the very best when you're retarded or at least borderline retarded
>>217400794>Rewatching this right now >More than one hundred episodes in >Charizard vs Poliwrath >Ash opens with ember He's hilariously retarded
Ash is gay
>New York City architect Tate (Jake Gyllenhaal) tries to rebuild his life after a stint in a psychiatric facility following a spiral triggered by his sister’s death. Looking for a fresh start, he lands in Cape Cod to design a summer home for his best friend. While staying at a historic local Bed & Breakfast, his life changes when he meets Wren (Phoebe Dynevor), a mysterious young woman who has Tate questioning everything about his carefully measured, logic-driven existence.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt35621542/Written by Nicholas Sparks from “A Walk to Remember” and “The Notebook”.
>>217401227>Phoebe DynevorI guess the bongs would be more familiar with her. I've never heard of her.
>>217401227>Nicholas SparksThe opposite of kino.
>PUNY HUMAN
>>217400543
Is a new hulk movie in the works? Why is this being shilled all the sudden?Third thread I've seen
>>217399249>fucking retard
>>217400524Lee Hulk is a creepy miserable flick that's only interesting in retrospect. As a kid I hated it.
>>217400775I wish. No wait I don't wish because they'd get Fag Ruffalo again.
