Ukrainian actress Mila Kunis should've been a superhero like her Jewish Black Swan co-star Natalie Portman who became Marvel's Thor imagine if she made DC movies with her real life husband Asthton Kutcher who'd be playing Batman while her Friends with Benefits co-star Justin Timberlake played Flash of course Superman always looked similar to Batman in the comics so it'd be a great opportunity for Josh Hartnett to get the role he was even actually considered when woke Hollywood chose Brandon Routh Henry Cavill and even Ben Affleck over him. Mark Wahlberg would've been playing Gordon who's a cop just like the one from the Other Guys movies while Will Ferrell would be a great choice for reprising his Lego movie role as Lex Luthor
>>214410425Pretty gay bro
>>214412739I can't believe they let him out of Auschwitz
>>214418411>increased her breast size after looking at a girl with a flatter chest than her pre inflation
>>214410346can kikes stop poisoning people and instead figure out non cancerous breast expansion already?
>Gunn's Batman is going to be the scariest Batman we have ever seen. A powerful Batman that will strike fear into the hearts of criminals. A demon of the night, becoming one with the shadows, and then striking with a truly devastating power that will make the streets of Gotham tremble when the bat signal appears in its skies.kino inbound
There already IS a batman movie. I rented it from blockbuster once when I was a kid.
>>214419336Nope. His movie was a success, unlike snydershit
>>214419123>the arkham gameswish a movie would have a gotham as good as those games. it's modern, with skyscrapers and shit, it's art deco with plenty of old respectable buildings, it makes use of gotham's history with landmarks, old amusement parks, stories and mythology.wish more care was given to making a cool gotham in these movies. only the 90s movies ever tried (and succeeded tbf, btas and the arkham games were largely influenced by those)
>>214417661This is all true. A guy I went to school with took roids and could bench 300lbs and now 20 years later his body can only produce the testosterone of a 13 year old girl.
>>214417661Why don’t muscles built with roids stay? As long as you work out they should remain shouldn’t they?
Why aren’t you watching Super Sentai?
>>214419319>>214419406I lost interest and stopped watching Gozyuger a month agoHas anything interesting happened?
>>214419461Do you mind spoilers? If not, Tyranno left the team and got replaced. And the grey eyed man has multiple rings and currently Zenkaiser.There's also a current rumor spewing around but I'd rather not get into it. Latest /ssg/ went crazy about it.
>>214419501Alright, might pick it up again
A lot of non Sentai shows have a Sentai like feeling. Like this one
>>214419386its the foundational piece of the entire film it would do you a disservice to just tell you its meaning
>>214418765How fucking zoomie do you have to be to not know WKUK
>>214419433No one uses a gun the whole movie, except the cop and Mrs frizz
>>214419458I know it but most anons on this board don'tSo putting Zach Cregger in the title would mean nothing to 90% of anons here because they don't know if he's an actor, a producer, a director, a writer or a fluffer or what
Is Gladys supposed to be trump? I don't get it, who is she supposed to be
Hollywood is officially cooked!?
>>214418321nice false flag
>>214419459>my dudeI stopped reading right there.
>>214419459this doesn't count, its someone pretending
>>214418284Why two characters from severance?
>>214419459>remember adolf hitlerwas this written by taybot
>Executive chef.
>blueberry?
>Capers as well?
>>214417905I think you're a plank.
The first season is so good because it's so obvious how the producers are manipulating the events in the show, whilst still having some sort of authentic feel. Plus people are eliminated for literally no reason at all and it has the smartest contestant in the show's history (Michael).It perfectly balances the line between genuine showcase authenticity and the fabricated reality which became the standard immediately as soon as season 2 started.Plus it overall feels lighthearted and there are actually good vibes throughout the show. Gordon seems to actually form a bond with some of the contestants, since it's before he became so famous and out of touch with the common person.It's also got that early 2000s charm
>>214418902I like that show that was about reality show productions, unreal I think.
How do you feel about scooby-doo (franchise)?
>>214418591Apart from the Zombie Island one, which ones would you recommend? I've seen most of what aired on the television and those old celebrity cameo movies.
>>214419412Witch's Ghost is right up there with Zombie Island, anon. As far as shows go, What's New and Mystery Inc. are both pretty great, for different reasons. What's New is a pretty good updating of the original concept, while Mystery Inc. actually has a story arc and character progression and stakes and shit you wouldn't believe from a Scooby-Doo series (in a good way).
>>214419457>Witch's Ghostpeak! quite possibly why I have a thing for goth girls.>Mystery Inc....I never saw it, anon you've convinced me to check it out
>>214419457>stakes and shit you wouldn't believe from a Scooby-Doo series (in a good way)Tell me more!
>>214416820Not a fan. It's pretty degenerate. Out to say everything but making things fake is fake.
The Fly 2(3)>Sequel went through many drafts but could not secure Geena Davis which meant she got wrote out.>Even after the release of The Fly 2, Davis was interested in coming back for a retconned sequel, which saw Geena Davis give birth to twins that transformed into Fly monsters. The title pitch was "Flies">The earliest sequel draft was meant to include the Goldblum/Davis dynamic. Seth Brundles consciousnesses is alive inside his computer hardware.>Brundle would become integrated into the companies security systems and able to cause mayhem for them, as he tries to secure a way to create a body for himself.
Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian>Sequel was pitched in the 90's to take place on a few years after the Original. >It sees the Deetz family overseeing construction in Hawaii and disturbing the spirits there.>Burton saw an opportunity to clash the black and white German expressionism against the tropical setting.>More post modern designs to be incorporated into the Hotel designed by Delia and Otho>Beetlejuice is hired by the native spirits to scare off the Deetz
Total Recall 2>Douglas Quaid is living his life on Mars as part of Martian security. They have implemented a pre-crime division, which uses the psychics to see crimes before they happen>This story was a reworking of Philip K Dick's Minority Report to work as a sequel, which later became a Spielberg movie. >Would have seen the return Michael Ironside's character Ritcher, with robot arms. Featuring a plot about precogs and moons of Mars, with a special effects heavy climax of one being thrown off orbit.
>>214419451I know Burton came up with this as a joke to get WB off his back but I would've watched the fuck out of this.
what should i watch next?
>>214418914Just go on any site that scrapes metadata for movies and filter the year range from 2020 to 2025Those are evidently the kind of movies you like... so go watch that slop
>>214418914I did too, anon. Don't let these fags make you feel bad.
>>214419325So what part did you like the most? The sympathetic fat spic faggot and his boy toy bot? The evil white chud who dared to mistreat his sex bot? Or sex bot getting her empowerment?
>>214419367>Or sex bot getting her empowerment?This.
>>214419376
N-Naruto-kun... we're leaving
>>214410012Which is exactly the point. It's not an iconic line, it's a meme
>>214417488Naruto hyperventilating over the thought of his boyfriend getting killed will always be the low point of the series for me. Like by this point Sasuke is basically his enemy and yet he still pines for him.
>>214409939Remember when Konahamaru was chill with filming and getting a testimonial from his grandfather's actual murderer? For Naruto's wedding of all things.
Tsunade boobs
>>214414729>>214417413He lost because he fought against the main character who also had a tailed beast that negated his fighting style. Also, despite you trying to handwave the taijutsu difference away, he literally has a higher stat than Sasuke.>>214416880I'm not going back and I'll take your word for it regarding his keikaku. But we were talking about a different storyline that would've continued to have Orochimaru as the main villain. Also, I feel it's fair to say that Kishi retcons a lot of shit.
Here's your live action Akira
>>214417216>Found footage slopI fucking hate it
I remember this being pretty fun. The idea of you and your bros getting super powers is neat. Kind of want to watch it again to see if it holds up.
Self sabotage is the mostbrealistic part of the movie.
>>214417216half of it was good, the other half shit...
>>214417216The sequel that they planned was wild. Andrew becomes a god and resurrects Michael B Jordan while the other kid tries to rally everyone against him. Crazy shit
When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of this thread?
MMMH
Cute Xochitl Storage?
Nahhh not gonna do it
>>214418030he ruined the movie with his shit acting in this scene
>>214418030yeah I think it said dead nigger storage thread, sir
NAME ONE MOVIERIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>214410923throw momma from the train
THE THING OF THE COPSSHIT
>>214410923Conan the barbarian
The Dunwich HorrorI was gonna watch that tonight, but instead I reinstalled windows on my home theater PC, jerked off, and I'm up 1.5 hours later than I would've been just watching the movie. My day tomorrow is FUCKED, being old is horrible
>>214410923Frog posters are gay homos.
Previously on /dex/ - >>214390528
>>214405112looks like sam sulek
>>214407425wrong deb
So, The New York Ripper was the friends we've made along the way.
>>214414776DEI hires
>>214414776Reminder they wanted a Hannah spinoff.Somebody at Showtime seems to want to give the worst characters a spinoff for whatever reason.
