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>What's a woman?
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I was so shocked when I learned he wasn't British
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>>215542777
you swindled me
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>>215542558
Boys, let me tell you something about women:
Something about women.

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We forgot how to do this...
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Should I start doing it?
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Get to make it happen
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>>215542799
Start doing this

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As bad as Family Guy is, it is still not the worst adult animated show on TV.

It's magnitudes above Brickleberry, Big Mouth, Fairy Tales & Mr. Pickles. It's also better than the entirety of FX's animation block. It's not as bad as Bordertown either. On an episode by episode basis it and South Park aren't that far apart in terms of quality for the last eight years.

It attracts more hate than some other shows due to its massive popularity and success, despite it being better than the majority of adult cartoons.
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>>215542792
You have to be 18 to post here. Family Guy was hated long before those shows existed.
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>>215542792
I'd assume Simpsons and south park fans

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>HARRY POTTER!
>Did you sneak the Mirror of Erised into the Hufflepuff bathrooms causing them to think they had magically become real women? They came down from their dorm rooms to find themselves staring at a reflection of themselves as women instead of the mutilated freaks they had turned into.
>I understand you also had Dobby and several other house elves dance outside of their common room holding up normal mirrors immediately bringing them back to reality.
>I hope you understand the gravity of this situation, Mr. Potter. The Hufflepuffs certainly do, almost half the house just Leviosa'd off the astronomy tower!
>Did you think I wanted to watch as my students gracelessly fell to their deaths outside my window? The Ministry is now so far up my ass they found Peter Pettigrew!
>As a matter of fact I did, 42 points to Gryffindor!
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>>215541132
Slytherins are the Jews or Whites depending on greentext
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>>215541132
Spoken like a true Hufflepoof
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>>215541103
This sub is obsessed with transpeople
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>>215542786
It's just too fun to laugh at them
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>"Yes, yes, Draco. I understand..."
>Said Dumbledore calmly as he placed the back of his hand on the young boy's shoulder
>"And it was so close to being Slytherin's year yet again had you not missed out on one key ingredient..."
>Dumbledore's lips curled into a smile
>With one hand he twirled the end of his beard
>Then winked at Harry
>Who winked back, grinning ear to ear
>Draco's mouth dropped open. His head snapped left and right, mortified at the exchange
>"Noo..." Draco whispered
>"Yes!" Dumbledore exclaimed! "Had you only been in Gryffindooooooor!"
>He pulled out his wand
>"Avada!" he zapped
>"Kedavra!" he mused
>First Goyle
>Then Crabb

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It’s over.
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>>215541044
Must be some dilemma to decide if you should go for your mother’s jew name or your father’s native name
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>>215541044
This looks very gay!
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>>215542218
still doesn't even out
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>>215541289
That's one nasty, smelly bitch.
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>>215541166
why did he change his name to a voodoo summoning spell?

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star trek!
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>>215542045
What if they had both been changed?
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>>215542413
>We can't go around fighting private wars. Times have changed. We have got to change with it. Leave this for the authorities.
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live fast and prosper should have been a two parter where they don't even show the real crew for the first half. show us more of what else they were up to
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>>215542771
they should have added some of these rapscallions to the crew
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>>215542771
Fake Tuvok is my spirit animal

>Will never get an Ancient Rome, The Trojan War, Hundred Years War, Diadochi or even Matter of Britain/France show on the scale or rocking as hard as Three Kingdoms.
Why can't the west do good historical epic series?
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>Rome
>The Last Kingdom
>The Tudors
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>>215542681
My child, you are mistaken

Realistically, how do you get a gf like this?
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>>215540927
By passing her endless shit tests, being second to her Instagram influencer ambitions, and having to deal with thousands of thirsty ass dudes constantly hitting on your gf both in front of you and behind your back.
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>>215540927
kekke spam
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>>215541341
kekke samefagging. he's a wog troon from australia btw.
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>>215540927
Be successful and have the gift of the gab
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>>215540927
am I gay if I think she's mid (unless she has a terrific body)?
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>>215540927
She's a race car driver so maybe get into that?

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Such a dick move. Chad would never pick on the office punching bag like that, he would try to bring him up.
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>>215538828
Yeah honestly I felt bad for Toby there
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I hate Jim
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>>215539639
this was perhaps the weirdest subplot in the entire series
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>>215539685
And instead of explaining to Dwight why his behavior isn’t acceptable, Jim spends the next decade tormenting him. Normies love to virtue signal about autism, but the minute they meet a person on the spectrum, their first instinct is to shun and bully.
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>>215538828
I've never seen a single episode of this show. No, I'm not too young. Gen-X.

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Six sevens.
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>>215539335
kek
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Two sixes
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>6 million
>go ahead, call me a liar
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>>215539848
>Red Dead

!shit taste alert!
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>>215541734
a number 6 with extra dip

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YES! GROSVENOR! YES! ROWNTREE!
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You're doing it, cunt.
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Waltuh
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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
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Say. My. Name.
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>>215542750
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU'VE MADE ME LOOK A RIGHT TWAT

>It's a "Truman tells everyone he's going to back to college and get back on track." Episode
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>>215538624
>>Its a Trumanis getting ghosted by would be employers after seemingly good interviews episode
some of the other characters should tell Truman already that this is extremely normal and kind of an unspoken rule
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>>215539153
No, Truman lives on the streets
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>>215539859
>there was that one time the wad fell out and down Truman's pant leg, he kicked it across the room in panic and someone saw it and screamed
Kek! How did Truman ever show his face in that office again?
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>>215538612
I already said here I'm from Egypt >>215535640
What do you mean molest? We were just playing and I liked it, and she never got naked on purpose only when she was changing.
>>215538884
I do feel repressed, what should I do about it? I don't believe in therapy
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>It's a "Truman has been ignoring messages from his friends for the past week as they want him to go to eastern europe for a holiday with them." Episode

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What AI generated sequels are you looking for? For me, it's the rest of the short Sherlock Holmes stories with AI Jeremy Brett.

Also Tim Burton style Batman 3 with AI Michael Keaton would be nice.
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Eastwood and John Wayne in a western together (his character from the Dollars trilogy meets a John Wayne esque sheriff)
Kubricks Napoleon since they got so much of his prep material already
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If they ever get good enough to make very coherent movies in a timely manner without any apparent AI muckery (Idealistic and close to perfect results from where we're at now) I'll probably venture into more and more absurd and disturbing movies but I'll start with having some things I've wanted adapted for some time made.
Note my autism won't allow imperfections that normalfags wouldn't notice, so I'd be expecting these to just be perfectly made by far more advanced AI than what we have now.

Discworld movies with Jim Hensen style sets and effects mixed with Conan the Barbarian for tone and aesthetics. This series shouldn't ever be adapted to be grandiose, they were written in a humble manner.

Fritz the Cat and other Crumb series adapted.
On that note there's some few HeavyMetal magazine short stories I'd love to see adapted into something full length and animated.

Roadside Picnic
Illuminatus/Schrodinger's Cat
Ringworld series, probably the full Niven universe
Black and white Lord of the Rings movie shot on film using old germanic paintings as an aesthetic anchor
Bedazzled but Elizabeth Hurley's breasts are the size of basketballs and she's readjusting her clothing to try and get them to fit properly a lot of the movie.
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>>215531056
>Imagine your dead grandmother was an actress and her 20 year old likeness gets resurrected for a sex scene.
H... Hot
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Is this real?
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>>215536694
What explains this?

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He really did Victor dirty.
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>>215533333
Frankenweenie (1984)
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>>215541702
Meh, I will wait to watch it before I call it lazy. Then again, Frankenstein is a pretty short book so they definitely had to pad that bitch with extra nonsense to make it two and a half hours long.

I respect Del Toro's commitment to monster designs, but his actual film work is slow as fuck for what it is. It's one of the reasons I'm glad they keep blocking funding for his dream project of At the Mountains of Madness. While I think he would do a fucking stellar job with the translating the Elder Things and Shoggoths to film, everything else will be kinda shit. Pretty shit, but still shit.
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>>215533143
In the book Victor is a whiny little faggot who never shuts the fuck up about his sorrows. But he also is the sort of soft, sensitive, boy band poster heartthrob that teen girls (like the author) are always obsessed with, unlike the middle-aged ugly Mexican.
I walked out after I saw the scene where Victor has the Monster chained up and is beating him with a stick. What the fuck? In the book, Vic runs away after creating the monster. He hides in his room and then gtfo
del toro is a hack, his version will never topple James Whales' far more inaccurate but much more iconic adaptation.
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>>215541952
I generally love his movies and nobody does Gothic aesthetic as well as Del Toro but I'm fucking bored to tears with Frankenstein.
Holy shit can we just adapt something that hasn't already been adapted a hundred times already.
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>>215533333
Junji Ito drew a very faithful and amazing adaptation as a manga. I highly recommend it.

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Why did she only star in a few crappy slop films when she was in her prime? She was a certified hottie.
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Was she a good actress? (In the technical sense)


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