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Rank his filmography, best to worst
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Chimes at Midnight
Everything else is irrelevant
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I liked F for Fake.
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1. Chimes at Midnight / Citizen Kane
2. F For Fake / The Magnificent Ambersons
3. Macbeth (if anyone else made this it would be #1 easily)
4. The Trial
5. Othello
6. Journey Into Fear (Supposedly directed by someone else but come on)
7. Lady From Shanghai
8. Touch of Evil
9. The Stranger (best opening sequence ever, might've been cool if they hadn't butchered it)

still haven't seen The Immortal Story. not placing stuff he started but was finished by another director (aside from Touch of Evil I guess). I liked the one Bogdanavitch finished for Netflix but I only saw it once

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When will they remove ugly people from television?
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I need MORE obese black women in my television & film. Please give me MORE obese black women in my television & film. If you could kindly distill BIG FAT BLACK BITCHES into a liquid then I wish you would just inject them directly into my eyeballs which need MORE obese black women in them.
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>>217372452
Why do you want to stop being represented, anon?
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>>217372452
You misunderstand, thats a sci fi show, its alien makeup
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>>217372452
Klingons aint that pretty either

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>Approximately 19 years after the end of the original series, Malcolm now lives a happy life with his daughter Leah and girlfriend Tristan, having purposely distanced himself from his birth family. He is forced to bring them into the family's chaos when his parents Hal and Lois demand his presence for their 40th wedding anniversary party.
Wasn't Malcom like 18 or 16 or something in the final? He's the middle child. There's no way Francis was under 18 considering Reece was an adult at the end of the show. Did the parents have Francis out of wedlock or something?
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>>217365119
Dude ruined an entire family dinner that his brother made with care just because he was horny and didn't even score, he is a bitch.
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>>217365119
He got a great job offer right when he finished high school, and his mom vetoed it on his behalf so he would be forced to be a janny to pay his way through college.
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>>217364174
Kek. Nice one.
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>>217367464
>they/them

I swear to Christ I thought this retarded fad would die out already. Either way, I'd fuck the daddy issues out of her.
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>>217372428
the globohomo yuros will never stop pushing that shit even though 80% of Americans hate trannies

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Does /tv/ agree with The Godfather being the chosen one in the pic to represent film?
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The Godfather films are definitely as overrated as OOT.
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>>217372512
Not even close. OOT is fun to play and a fucking journey to experience especially on a fresh playthrough with no spoilers. Godfather movies are long and boring
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>>217372480
what the hell is bottom right supposed to be?
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>>217372522
All 3d zeldas suck. Every. Single. One.
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>>217372512
OOT doesn't insist upon itself

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Would a small town in Maine need this many feminine products?
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>>217372418
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>>217372418
It was the 80s. Every couple had 2+ children.
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>>217372418
do you not understand how many women that is? and how many pads they use
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>>217372435
She's canonically 13 here pedo fuck
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>>217372557
OUT OF TEN!

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>>217369286
Needs more napkins
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>>217368675
>>217369046
Have a couple of WEBM's, you poor OP.
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>>217372521
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>>217368675
They were in their 20s when they filmed this movie.
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>>217372521
SOVL
>>217372543
SOVL3SS

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Humiliation ritual.
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>>217371043
I make this face and express these ideas
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>>217368283
Why is she doing this to herself
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She was supposed to be trad dammit. They’re doing this so she can’t be conservative and trad anymore. So she can’t get any damn respect.
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>>217372491
>jewllywood actress
>trad
Pick one
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>>217372542
I’m picking trad obviously. Which is what Sydney is supposed to be dammit.

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MY NAME JEFF
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>>217372179
Yes it was, chode.
>beginning scene
>brunch scene
>julia rob hurts
>old man jokes
>entire ending third
>credits
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22>21
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>>217372214
I don’t know about that
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>>217372289
22 is greater than 21 you retard
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>>217372424
That’s true but why are you so mean to me? ;^(

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Holy f*cking kino
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>Kelson... Thank you
KINOOOOOOOOOOO
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Reminder that this is who they hired for to make this flick.
The black kween that tanked the MCU and living proof that the concept of 'failing upwards' is alive and well in hollywood
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>>217372347
The movie's good so now what
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Are Jimmies supposed to be an allegory for Scots? And the family they massacred native Britons?
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>>217372229
Would a Kelson bucket and a collectible Jimmy ticket suffice?

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Does this look good or like crap? I need to know what /tv/ thinks so I can copy the opinion as my own
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>>217372317
If you really expect gigantic anime tits in a live action you gooned too much and got 'tarded
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>>217372382
>exactly
>well not "exactly" exactly
You're not done making a fool of yourself?
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Why not get an actress with massive bolt ons? That's the only reason people ever bought the games. The games really suck and it's just nostalgia.
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>>217370514
>>217370601
First and last look because nobody is going to watch this shit
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>>217370514
Why is everyone criticizing this being called an incel?
Are men not allowed to voice their preference in women? Are they supposed to just shut up and never criticize anything involving women?

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>random movie that came out as a documentary for the future in 500 years
>somehow accurately predicts 85-95% of things just 20 years later
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Writers like H. G. Wells predicted much of today over a hundred years ago
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>>217370298
Why keep forcing this meme? It was funny when you didn't think of it like 12 years ago "oh Trump is now president??? not a documentary!!!"
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>>217371039
You expect people to forget that millions of dudes like you voted for a fucking retard? The world will never forget.
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>>217370298
why does this documentary make mutts so mad?

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>meanwhile, in mexican Nickelodeon...
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>>217370383
what if they were holding 24oz ice beer cans in paper bags
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>>217370478
NTA or black but that would bother me
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there's a reason Eiza Gonzalez never made it big in Hollywood
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjRvPCf57jg
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>>217369945
>>217371185
Kek
I remember when that asian youtuber painted her face black
Turns out there's nothing wrong with dark skin but with nigger features who look comically

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Allez Cuisine!

I love Iron Chef so much bros. It's one of the comfiest shows of all time. What are your favorite moments?
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>>217371690
Spaghetti in a bun with bamboo fries in a cup?
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>>217371755
Kobe ranked higher than Michiba? Are you crazy?
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>>217371895
I'm of the opinion that some if not all of the outcomes are staged. There was a stretch where Michiba kept battling people from the same restaurant or something and the narrative was that more and more was on the line for this restaurant. And on the fourth battle it was like "Either we win or we close shop" and they finally won. Idk man maybe not every single battle. But I'd argue that some challengers won or lost because of outside pressures like building drama or because the challenger was already popular in Japan like that home cooking lady, and not really having to do with the quality of the food.

All that said Michiba is still a solid contender.
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Hey I got a question. When they are filming the TV show, do all the Iron Chefs need to show up? I mean for that part of the episode where they all rise out of the floor and challengers chooses who to fight. It must suck for the Iron chefs that aren't chosen. They still have to show up for work, change into costume, film for 20 minutes, and then drive home. A lot of time wasted for not fighting.
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>>217372096
But what does any of that have to do with Kobe??? Why is he higher rank on your list than Michiba?

I never understood the appeal of nihilist media or shows made by nihilists. If they believe nothing matters and everything is pointless why don't they just kill themselves?

Furthermore what can you possibly learn from a nihilist? Interacting with them seems like a waste of time
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>>217372387
You'd be 7nhunged too if you got MK Ultra'd you normienigger
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>>217365643
>Even if you believe in no higher authority that doesn't mean you just throw out any notions of morality or right and wrong and descend into retarded dehumanizing hedonism.

whats supposed to stop you? Its a coherent world-view.
Once you gotten to that point its much harder to find a good reason not to, thats basically what Nietzsche spent his life writing about.
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>>217365685
There is only one objective morality and that is that might makes right. It is the only moral system that can be directly tested, proven, and observed. All other moral systems are built on theory. Might makes right is literally just predicating morality on results and nothing else. Anything else is pseudoscience.
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>>217366089
Not the same anon but how the fuck is it not objective? One is alive, one is dead. Nigga, you can prove it. One can argue his point, the other can't.
Like, you can check his heartbeat.
Do you know what objectivity means?
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>>217366028
Oh I see because people can disagree that somehow negates the existence of objectivity. Nobody claimed that everyone is right. Some motherfuckers are just wrong.
>I claim that 2+2 is 4 while Jeff claims that it's 6
>I guess both our answers are just entirely valid and therefore the entire field of mathematics is subjective

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Joke you cant get away with now
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>>217371298
u sure
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>>217371506
100% now stop being an intentional moron
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>>217371175
what about 1967? would that change it at all? show me pls
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>>217371217
The Love Guru was the kill shot.
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>>217371164
he means that at the time the austin powers movie was made (1997) the 1960's were as far in the past to them as the 1990's are to us today.


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