BUCKET RESIDENCE, LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING
>>217457646what was his problem?
>>217456015haha what a prick
>>217452870kek well done
>this has wine aunts swooning in the comments
>The /b/ucket woman...she'll sage at me!
>Be wild west law men>go around just fucking mowing down criminalsthis movie is based as fuck
>tfw they prop up Doc just so they can shit on Johnny Ringo one last time
>>217457794What the fuck does that even mean, like rough on the outside?
>>217457701Glad you have a cat because that is the only pussy you are going to get in your bed
>>217458009what an ugly thing to say, are we cross?
>>217457691Fuck yeah I love this film.>hell, I got lots of friends >I don’t. Pure, distilled kino.
>Even with Zara’s horrible death on her mind, however, Bryce Dallas Howard was still willing to admit that there was a part of her that actually kind of wished that her character, Claire Dearing, met some sort of similar fate.https://www.cinemablend.com/new/Bryce-Dallas-Howard-Jurassic-World-Groundbreaking-Death-Scene-72018.htmlWTF
>>217454866>movie actually does something none of its predecessors do: as was recently pointed out to me by star Bryce Dallas Howard, it’s the first movie in the series to feature the death of a female character.Literally the first clear line of dialogue in the entire franchise is "SHOOT HER"
>>217456571>>217455271>>217454866Pierce got to her
>>217454975i would diarrhea straight into that bear's mouth
It doesn’t make sense
Bill Gates used to drive a plumber's van that actually was a mobile office.
They are Wayne Enterprises company cars. It wasn't his personal car.
>>217457418bruce just buys a new one whenever his gas runs out
>>217456788it was a Jeet Wrangler, Sarr
>>217456788I sold these. JEEP calls itself a luxary brand now. They are rated the bottom of the barrel every year.
>go over to girls apartment>she forces me to watch this faggot zoomer show >starts giggling and looking over at me when the dudes start having sex>i tell her to turn it off after the first sex scene because it's really gay and I get the jist of it>start cuddling her and touching/sucking her tits after>the next day she texts me saying all that touching made her uncomfortable actually and she doesn't want to see me again So women can turn on gay porn as a joke but when you feel them up apparently afterwards its too much for them and uncalled for. Clown world.
>>217457741>go over to girls apartmentno you didn't
>>217457741You're unfathomably bitch mate for not insanty giving her the corrective rape she desperately needed for watching this trash. Sage.
>>217457741Why would you just lie about something like that? And on the internet of all places??
/lit/ creative writing thread
>>217457741>cuddling her and touching/sucking her titsYeah this is where you fucked up. She wanted you to rail her like the fags in the show were doing to each other, not this pussy foreplay shit
movies with twist endings
>>217457203Cheri was a piece of ass.
>>217457588In the film "Scary Movie", Cindy realizes that Special Officer Doofy was the killer all along. When she tells the sheriff, he responds "Shithead?". It's quite enjoyable
>>217457203>when I'm done shitposting on /tv/ for the day
>>217458016
HE'S AN OPERATOR HE'S A REAL PLAYER
So now that the dust has settled, why did it flop?
>>217454243Jim and whatsherface and the cunny escaped in a helicopter and nothing can change that.
>take zombie franchise>make it into not-zombie show???whats the plan
My issue with the Jimmies is that they were totally underutilized and total jobbers except for Lord Jimmy and Lesbian Jimmy. I would've liked for them to be what Spike perceived them at the end of 28YL as the wacky power ranger militants right up until they meet the random survivors and then have spike realize that they were a bunch of deranged psychopaths.
>>217454243Do we know that it can't be that he came back at some point? Like got out, got more of an education or whatever, 28 weeks later or something like it happens. It fails. He's against the full quarantine and joined some group that was for trying to deal with the infection by going back in. They go in, maybe study the infected more. Try to cure them. But that fails spectacularly. He gets away but because of the failure and existing quarantine he's written off as dead.
WHY DID SPIKE STAY WITH THE JIMMYS? WHY DIDN'T HE JUST RUN WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE MULTIPLE TIMES?
The Prince That Was Promi -ACKPrev: >>217446615
Hated the comedy attempts.
>>217457992other than the pooping thing what were the other comedy moments?
>>217457992
>>217457963I had a nice setup on the phone where it was super easy, but I cleared cache and it’s more difficult to verify email now
>>217451131You’re thinking of Ser Loras Tyrell. Pic is of Lancel Lannister, Cersei’s cousin
arthouse, classics and stagingreviving this general edition>QOTDNo questions. Do this one thing. Find a post about a film in this thread, and write an intelligent, non-hostile reply to it. You could even have a little conversation about it. Try it, for once. Previous >>217401502
>>217455766>I've never seen a place with so many malcontents who actively hate each other and anything that gets posted.I raise you /mu/, a whole board where no one likes music,and since 2016, half of /lit/ is just sanctimonious christians bickering amongst themselves because there's no religion board.
>Stock-footagemaxxing>Ruthless moral tale>Superb staging, montage and cinematographyyes, it's a sam fuller film alright
>>217457742At some point, /lit/ was mainly inhabited by people who had a genuine interest in literature. Somewhere along the way it metamorphized into a pseudo/pol/. I don't know how it happened, exactly.
>>217457814there's a wave of zoomers and incels' remorse millenials who are pretending to be pious born-again Christians, I'm confident it has something to do with /pol/ spilling over from 2016, when this site became a way to access American news. Just like this board suffers from capeshit/starshit because there's no Disney board, /lit/ suffers from not having a religious texts board.But the worst part about it is that religious people aren't really open-minded to discuss anything outside of the Bible or Biblical themed literature, so half the board is just Dostoyevsky posters now.You'll have a Bataille thread (or even it could be a thread with a book that's about a prolapsed anus) and they'll be an Abrahamic in it.
go back to r/atheism you fucking redditor piece of shit
>Alan, get out of my house>MEEEEEEEEENNN
>>217457889Winning.
>>217457889>Alan, stay away from my tranny.>MEEEENNNN
Every time I enter a public restroom I look at the men sign and sing the 2 and a half men theme song in my head, I don't even watch the show.
>>217457889How the fuck do some guys sit like this. Its incredibly uncomfortable
>>217458018I thought they replaced gendered restrooms with gender neutral restrooms>>217458044Skinny thighs I guess
Good Edition>>217432825
are we making new or switching to the ALAMARAINE thread?
>>217457942New at bump limit or else everyone goes insane.
>>217456471Screen cap because you're always comically wrong.
>>217457927What, was it too long to hold your zoomette attention span?
>>217458007Paramount is running out of money to burn
what if it was a boner temple
>>217437740How can you grab a fun concept like zombies and churn out suck crap? Walking death, this trash, absolutely boring tripe.
>>217437740>Bad movie flops hardgood
so people didn't think that the jimmy savile thing was genius?
>>217455163>>217455779"Themes" are just an excuse for narcissists to project their worldview on people. The cinema is the circus, you go there to be entertained, not to be lectured. Movies should only be taken at face value. The characters, story, entertainment, intrigue, excitement is all that should be taken from a movie. If you need a movie to inform or influence your worldview, you're a fucking moron.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768823340226538.mp4
>>217454882No it was her grandmother.
>>217453422he dates way hotter
>>217453422Of course. It'd be far stranger if they didn't
>>217444030why did they teach reading and writing to Polynesians?what was the end game?
>>217453517he was really good in See, although to be fair the fight choreographer made him look good.
i really liked this moviethe setting is uniquelike victorian gothic but american
2000s girls were so cute
>>217440480They found another one for the Netflix series.
>>217440480I was spellbound by her in this. Makes me feel an longing emptiness inside to this day.
>>217441754All of the casting from the movie mogged the show>John Cleese as Monty>Meryle Streep as Josephine>Jim Carrey (even with his insufferble adlibbing) was a better Olaf>Jude Law as Snicket (though Waterburn was a good pick too)>>217441779Carry was trying too hard to make him the center of the movie. It would have been worse if he had his way
>>217457918>Appear as Violet>Appear in fuck all afterwardWhat is this curse?
>when you go to someone's house and their TV isn't in Filmmaker Mode
