>there's something you don't see everyday
>>217478051CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE BOYKISSER
>>217478051
Risky amalgamation
>>217478051It's sad that I know what that is.
Have a Negroni. Have a jug.
>>217472925I love tall brunette girls so much its unreal
>>217473869Rye+Ginger tastes better then either rye or ginger ale.A White Russian tastes better combined then the individual parts.A cake tastes better then shoving a bunch of flour into your mouth yet you are arguing against this.
>>217473869>those examplesunderage detected, disengaging
>>217473940If you've got to explain a concept such as this to anyone you should know you're talking to a retard.>>217473869If you think bourbon or rum smell bad then I don't know what to say. I'd argue beer smells worse than spirits. And people have been drinking alcohol for ages, we just got creative. You don't necessarily mix the worst spirit to mask its smell since it will probably also taste bad which will ruin the cocktail. In short, I think you're a bit retarded.
>>217472952Not by a fucking mile, dude.
>this time travel stuff sure is hard.>...wait a minute. "Hard". Sometimes an object can be hard... An objects are physical things... And physical things can be rotated>Jarvis! Rotate this Mobious Strip 8 degrees>My god, I've got it!
Genocide edition.previously on /trek/>>217458229
>>217478102Cinco Pinãsis
>>217475664>In the Pale Moonlight - Sisko being an evil fascist You mean Sisko realizing Section 31 has a point and that high morals don't win wars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-YyL7X4CWw
>>217478228no because that's not what happens really, he can only live with it because he didn't directly get his hands dirty, it was just a convenient manipulation of circumstances by garak to put him into that position where his pragmatism makes him accept what has happenedbut he isn't really responsible, even as much as he thinks he is.
I only just found out that Kiera Knightley, Winona Ryder and Natalie Portman are different people. Obviously they have different names but i only knew Natalie Portman by name, and only saw Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice and Mr Deeds. I always thought the bitch in Pirates of the Carribean was Natalie Portman, and it wasnt until i watched Pride and Prejudice with a bitch that i saw the name Kiera Knightley and looked her up. I feel like my entire pubescent world crashed down because the girl from Mr Deeds was facially my ideal woman and then i later thought she was Natalie Portman, because in star wars and then pirates of the carribean she looked similar and was also facially my ideal
Is Cyntia Erivo a bigger star than Jennifer Lawrence?
>>217474778
I normally imagine video games or movies that don't exist but fit the vibe I get when listening to a song
>>217474680this bitch was born to play starvin marvin
>>217474680Cynthia Erivo is a demon sent by satan.
>>217476023I hate this ugly bitch, but she really has an amazing singing voice>>217476606I think she said blue if I remember correctly
>raunchy teen movie>grandma listens to hip hop beats and rolls mondo doobies
>>217476835>door slams open>record scratch>complete silence, everyone turns their head to the door>its grandma, everyone is about to get busted>"who turned off the music?">grandma dabs and starts twerking>music comes back on and everyone cheers
>Grandma helps homeless boy study for the SATs
>Wine tasting space travel island survival teen comedy>"When are we?">"More like WHERE are we!">women wear bikinis made out of seashells and play volleyball with coconuts>mom tries island wine thinking its a pinot grigio when its actually a sauvignon blanc>grandma starts raping faster than eminem, then moons the camera and farts out cum>girlfriend asks who all these people are>pick up a piece of paper, fold it, and stick a pencil through it
>>217477217>homeless boy in turn helps grandma study for the EATs, like, he's teaching her to EAT, which is slang for be stylish and have swag
>Angry police chief starts ranting and raving>DAMN IT, DETECTIVE GRANDMA! YOU BROKE EVERY RULE IN THE BOOK! NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME-ack!>Detective Grandma grabs the chief by the ear>No, sonny, you listen to ME. >Audience gasps>I was catching crooks before your pappy learned how to crawl. And I'm about to catch another. >Detective Grandma, I->I'm bringing in the Beach Bomb Bandit. And you BETTER not be in my way when I make the collar.>Y..yes, ma'am.
>adoptive parents die>never mentions them ever again>cares more about a wizard he barely knew>even names his son after said wizard's fake aliasThis guy's kind of a dick.
>>217478045More like Star Wars fans hate Star Wars so much that they'll make up problems with it where they are none. I've never seen a fanbase hate the thing that they're fans of as passionately as Star Wars fans. The only ones who don't seem to hate it are the retarded, golden retriever-brained prequel fans, which only really like Revenge of the Sith (the worst prequel by far and the only truly bad Star Wars film made by George Lucas) anyway.
>>217475678He is his father's son after all
>>217478117>reeee stop enjoying things in ways that make me mad Sounds like you're a stupid fag
>>217473115I've known several autistic men with girlfriends.
>>217472458I mog this fem fag
this scene was so wild, she totally nailed itabsolute ICON
>>217471082It's tragic how many zoomers have psy-opped themselves into become homosexuals because they think being a tranny chaser is ultimately easier
>>217478107You mean it's not?
>>217477844Based>>217478078That's nice sweetie
>>217478171Nope, gay men are notoriously promiscuous, there's nothing new there. But if you delude yourself that chasing men who play a caricature of a female isn't gay, you're only exposing your own weakness of character that led you down that path
>>217478246*strength of characterFixed
Good thing all his suspects love confessing so much because any decent lawyer would have his "cases" full of hearsay and circumstantial evidence thrown out in court. Not to mention his habits of falsifying evidence, trespassing and searching without a warrant.
>>217477167Columbo never actually trespasses or searches without a warrant, he always has permission to be in the places he searches, and when the perp gets tired of Columbo's shit/realizes Columbo is on to them, they tell Columbo to leave and he does. He actually does get a warrant to do full proper searches by the end of the episode all the time. He also doesn't falsify evidence, because evidence are things meant to be brought to court, what he does is come up with lies to tell the perp to get them slip up and/or confess, and this is actually perfectly legal, it's why you should always just shut up and call a lawyer instead of confessing on the spot. The main issue with the way Columbo deals with his cases that could pose an actual problem in court is his tendency to just grab evidence, put in his pocket, then just show it to people. He rarely bags it or establishes chain of custody, it could be easy to get his evidence called into question and rendered inadmissable. But yes, Columbo is lucky they all confess on the spot. I fully agree that a lot of Columbo's solutions to cases wouldn't hold up in court, especially since the bad guys are always rich people who can afford good lawyers. One that comes to mind is how the fact that a guy's shoelaces are tied up in a way Columbo claims is unnusual for a left-handed person proves that he didn't put on his own gym clothes, so the perp must be the killer. The idea that maybe not everyone ties their shoes the same way isn't considered.
>>217477815>Maybe if Columbo had autism and needed a partner to follow him around and contain his meltdownsWhat if columbo had OCD>ITS A JUNGLE OUT THERE
There's a recurring aspect of Columbo in how every murderer is a first-time killer who doesn't really know what they're doing. They're all upper class twits who think they can smooth talk their way out of their own crimes because they don't know how criminal investigations actually work.
>>217477545in the wine episode with blofield he literally steals a bottle of wine worth more than he makes in a year and colludes with random waiters at a restaurant into tricking the suspect ino drinking it and complaining that it went bad
https://youtu.be/OxFMqvF0LN0?si=XrtywiECOXrlNLUb&t=369
I'll start.
Pretty sure he's a mod probably
>>217475376His entire persona is Jim Carrey mixed with Ferris Bueller.
>>217477188Oh my fuck, breh...
Why are American dating shows so bad?
>>217478242Love Island belongs to the bongs don't put this evil on me, Ricky Bobby
>snarky girlboss talk to the legate
>>217477565Who is that?
>>217467279Are directors really this shitty nowdays? Is that shot of him awkwardly walking away with a blank expression and stumbling the best they can do?
>>217478235how would you shoot the scene?
>>217477144production looks cheap as fuck
>>217478254Doggystyle followed by mating press
any cat kino?
Lion Kingtho hyenas are technicallly catsthey'll easily kill any dog though as any hyena wouldthey just rather live in the savannah hunting wildebeseest etc
>>217476966for me it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqEE_A93LmI
>>217478138highest form of betrayal caught on film
>Sol Ah, a graphic designer in her mid-twenties, dreams of becoming a web-based comic author and has a love-hate relationship with cats. Her life changes when she adopts a friendly feline named Hong Jo, who can transform into a human. As Hong Jo becomes attached to Sol Ah, he goes to great lengths to keep his human form a secret. As their bond deepens, will Hong Jo be able to maintain his disguise?
Is he The Courier?
>>217477816we don't know how long cooper has been a ghoul. also we see thaddeus in s1 doesn't show any visual signs of being a ghoul at all. for all we know doc mitchell gave the courier the same drug thaddeus received.
>>217478155actually it was confirmed in season 1 he's been a ghoul for over 200 years. there goes your shitty fanfic faggot headcanon
Please don't tell me the new episode is brotherhood shit. I'm not wasting my time turning my tv on if it is.
>>217477257The writers have a hate boner for capitalism. They actually wanted to write a Bioshock TV show but they settled for fallout. >>217477438And before that recon it was aliens.
>>217478155He's a ghoul in Fallout 76 which is set in 2102
