the guy is a ass and deserves everything coming for him yet i refuse to watch this gender war slop
>>219279736has raimi given up his fetish or does this also contain an old hag that runs and that camera screaming?
I've seen it, it's not that good. It's mostly predictable and obvious too. It's a basic film. Something to put on for your wife or gf to phonescroll during on a Tuesday night.
Good riddance to bad robot
>>219268344GET FUCKED JAR JAR YOU DUMB KIKE HACK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>219272262Everyone that gets called the next Spielberg gets cursed
>>219277008The event was definitely sponsored by Bad Robot but I have no proof JJ was behing the t-shirt. Chances are he wasn't.
>>219279655Those who bless Spielberg will be blessedThose who curse Spielberg will be cursed
>>219279632Yeah, Cloverfield was directed by Matt "The Batman" Reeves
Let's talk about KINO old KINOMAS where you can go to watch the finest KINOSPic related: The Egyptian Theater in Dekalb, Illinois
The interior is also KINO. The KINOTERIOR I call it.
ITT: Actors who were in big movies for a while and then just disappeared
>>219272188Born 10 years too early, would have been a bigger hit now
>>219275821LOLElliot is so jealous
>>219277554>the one where she looks drunk facing the camera close up.That doesn't narrow it down
>>219279215Ye.
Name one character who could beat her
>>219274774>Name one character who could beat herMy cock
>>219274963You'd have to have sex with her first.
>>219278916This should’ve been the first post
>>219274774Goku.
Why dont we get film noirs anymore?
Last one I can think of was The Killer, that was quite noir
>>219279299the atmosphere got shaved off in favor of more generic whodunnits, which then branched off into either modern "thrillers", comedy, or action flicks. I also don't think modern writers could do the banter and prose.
>>219279344Back in those days they did die early actually.
>>219279299Only the River Flows was pretty recent. Chinese film, but it was good.
>>219279641You dont need the hammy 1940s wise cracks, look at LA Confidential
Meet the new Mulder and Scully
>>219279458Bad genetics
>>219256705Yet another BrownSlopping of a successful TV series/movie that had no niggers in the original cast
>>219256705I don't watch chock-full-of-nigger shows, and I never will. Avoid it like the plague. You'll be better off. By the way, call it what its. Call it nigger. Don't call it DEI, woke, etc. It is nigger. Niggerfied to ruin.
>>219279549There was that one darkie who was the FBI assistant director, but he was mostly an antagonist.
>>219256705Why are X-Files fans racists?Chris Carter is pro blacks, Gillian and Duchovny were always loudly pro diversity even back in the 90s, which show did you all watch?
I don’t get it.
Garrison is redpilled.
>>219279178why don't men, the biggest gender, not simply eat the other genders?
>>219279178minstrel cycles
>zombie movie>the "zombies" can run
>>219279663Zombies can't run. If they can run, they're not zombies, they're infected.
>>219279697what was the first movie to do the "science zombies caused by a virus" thing?
>>219279663The slowness represents impending death. Fast zombies is just action movie trash
>>219279711>>219279721I don’t think every zombie should be slow. Freshly made zombies or people that just died should be a lot faster than the ones that are already deteriorating and decrepit looking.
>>219279638and that's why World War Z is the best zombie flick
>2026>i am... forgotten
>>219278860The government just likes causing dysfunction and making money or controlling people. They could count on men trying hard to get or keep a bitch for a long time but when you make women disgusting enough like they have you kill the motivation for work. So the feminism would only possibly get thrown out temporarily to get the slaves doing more again. If they die out no more flesh toys to fuck with. They might try replacing women with bots as tools against men. They might finish killing themselves and not be able to enjoy anything anymore. I hope they kill themselves or end up stuck together on some isolated space where they only have each other to torture.
>>219219563I watch at 1.2x speed and skim forward through scenes i can tell are boring filler crapDont know why im watching this crap really
>>219221193The majority of the show is filler
>>219242128Allen is probably #6 or #5 in powerscaling in Invincible.
>>219279524It's a shame he's a literal golem for his overlords, the shit he pulls later because his masters tell him to make him a complete asshole.
This SUMER, get ready fo the oldest joke in history.*Smash cut to ancient Mesopotamia. Dramatic drums. A title card slams down: “UR: CITY OF DREAMS.”**Immediately, a guy in a robe trips over a clay tablet and faceplants into mud.*Narrator (overly epic):In a world where civilization is being invented…*Cut to a scribe proudly holding up a tablet labeled “IMPORTANT LAW.”Narrator:…one city dares to ask...*Cut to a chaotic market in Ur. Someone slips on a fish. Another guy tries to carry a giant jar, immediately falls into a cart, which rolls downhill into a priest.*Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>219273508>This SUMER
>>219275824jej
>>219273508Sounds fun, I would watch it.Definitely better than any holywood slop from the last decades
>>219273508
>>219274694>this made mesopotoomers piss their pants with laughter
And we're still waiting for Avengers, Odyssey, Dune 3, Spiderman, Toy Story. Chuds lost.
>>219279690What did the money go towards? What's even been in cinemas? Avatar and what else? I haven't even been remotely tempted to go to the cinemas.
>>219279690Avatar is a white savior chud movie.
As a CHUD this makes me unironically seethe. My only consolation is that literally me and the most racist man alive are the box office draws.
>>219279781The first movie was just Pocahontas, but with big blue aliens. Pocahontas was better though.
movies aren't horny anymore
Also, why no big-budget live-action Evangelion adaptation? Even normies are at least somewhat aware of it.
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>>219254962>UNFILMABLEI thought this was gonna be because glossy red has problems with film cameras
>>219265169>you should stop being an otaku and go outsideAs an Eastern European I thought this was the dumbest nonsense I ever heard.
>>219259754I wish that I could be like Valve and just pay anyone I see on the street to get their face scanned for a HL2 style character model.
>>219257641WHAT, WHAT IS THISThat never happened
>was I a good soldier Barry?>Yes sir, the best. Nobody walked directly into enemy fire without fighting back as well as you did>*Gay kiss*???????
>do nothing>win
>>219278265>>219278316green is genuinely the gayest colour
>>219279517>sees massive smoke plume>bayonets you
>>219277437They didn't have google back then to see the best tactics.
>>219278089Let's engage in bloodletting and not criticize the practice in hindsight
