>character has a watery discharge
For me, it's creamy.
women are so fucking disgusting man
>>217397682>UnusualThat's because that is fucking semen, what a whore
>unusualit's like the pussy hocked up a loogie
creamy is the single greatest word of all time
Why didn't he finish the books?June 2010: Martin has written four chapters of 'The Winds of Winter'July 2010: Martin has written more than 100 pagesApril 2011: Martin predicts 'The Winds of Winter' will take three years to finishJuly 2011: 'A Dance with Dragons' is publishedOctober 2012: Martin has written 400 pagesApril 2015: Martin hopes to release the book by 2016January 2016: Martin reveals he missed multiple deadlines in 2015February 2016: Martin isn't writing anything else until 'Winds' is finishedJanuary 2017: Martin predicts the book will be out 'this year'July 2017: Martin confirms he'll release 'a Westeros book' in 2018April 2018: Martin confirms 'Winds' isn't coming in 2018June 2018: Martin says 'Winds' is still his 'top priority'November 2018: 'Fire & Blood' is publishedComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217395037The Yucky Dropping Drinker
>>217394574He is lazy, rich and overthinking
I always thought feast and dance weren't that bad of reads as everyone else but it's become clear to me how much he fucked up with those books and I bet he wished he could go back and redo them. Or maybe the problem started even earlier. The issue is that he never kept his stories tight. He just keeps adding plot points and characters that spiral out even further. There's so many fucking threads of things going that I can understand why he's overwhelmed trying to tie it together. Not to mention, his writing style doesn't seem to have a strength in conclusions as much as he writes an entertaining mysterious world. It feels like he didn't understand this weakness and problem during the process of creating this story.
>>217394574He's too afraid of death to sit down and write and be alone with his thoughts so he will do anything and everything to get his mind off the inevitable.
do you reckon he made sure to be on the set when they filmed the Daenerys rape scene? Imagine having to get dry-humped naked on all-fours while that old fatass blankly stares at you
is this what women actually want?
>>217396966they love playful choking and slappingits got to do with genetic memories from our ancestors
>>217397209Women genuinely just want to be taken by a man, but they also have to feel safe.
If women have sexual fantasies then they shouldn't complain that men prefer younger women or women with big breasts
>>217396966There was this kid at my high school that had parents that were into this stuff. When they were out he showed us their "dungeon" with all this BDSM type shit in it, we thought it was funny. Anyway, fast forward a few years and we're all at college and we wonder how this kid is doing so we look him up. Turns out his dad shot his mom and then hung himself in the BDSM dungeon we visited. His younger sister went on to become a prostitute and a meth addict and my brother also fucked her on a few occasions.
>>217397190Sure thing timmy
>"I know what you’ve been doing. I know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer."
>>217397590I just have aspergers, but my mom thought and thinks it's a completely disabling disability and ruined my life. She was always against my independence and being away from her. Everything was always justified with how it was going to negatively effect her, even when things mostly didnt have to do with her or need her input, direction, or dictation. When I proved to her that she was wrong, like times before, she got pissed and gave the last death blow. I wanted to succeed, and I knew I could do it. Felt it in my gut, my heart, I had the fire burning inside of me and I wanted to go out there and do something and be something. I'm 35 and she still has me by the balls, when all of this is her working. I actually had a chance to get out of here, had a car I could have bought, had a good job in line, and she fucking kneecaps me again right at the most convient moment.
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And I can't comprehend this, because it makes no scence. Why the fuck would you want your son to be a complete depressed, fat, alcoholic, still living at home? Seeing me miserable, fat, unhealthy, alone, unloved, unfulfilled, and drinking myself to death doesn't break their hearts? It doesn't hurt them to see someone that wanted and could have done some much just rot in a pile of pity, depression, and the constant feeling of not actually living but just existing?
>>217397679It was always called "help", but I helped myself more when my parents weren't up my ass all the time. That's when things changed with myself and my life was when they'd back off. But that was a rare occasion, but help was nothing but something said to sound nice and make them look good. "Help", was the destruction of a human being and forcing me into a life that I didnt fucking want or ask for. And have thay stupid bitch in the way or fucking something up ever time I was trying to better myself in someway. I even moved out, and she made it so bad for me and my roommates, to the point they were pretty much crying, wanting her to leave them alone, and wanted me kicked out. She didnt stop until she had my ass again knowing I had nowhere to go and taking full advantage of it.
>>217397405I rather not
First of all, I can't connect with any of the characters, they're all dry, selfish and non enjoyable at all. The fact that 90% of the dialogue is based on sex is tiresome, the pacing is slow as fuck for the kind of show it is, and I just don't buy Don Draper as a character. They want you to empathize with him for having personal issues, but at the same time he acts like the fucking boss when he gets pissed with others, what a little bitch. I see what the series is going for, but The Sopranos already did it, and way better, so why would I bother in watching this?
You shouldn't bother. Go watch The Shield instead which is the only TV drama worth watching in your lifetime. End of story.
For a guy who sees no point in Mad Men you sure fret about it an awful lot
>>217397767I already did, thanks to this board. It felt like a really long movie and I liked it a lot, even if the last two seasons could've been swapped into one in my opinion.
>No Sam, go back to the murderous orcs who are chasing us
>>217397401He volunteered, retard.
>>217397401wwyd?
>>217397416did he though? he wss already kinda made the keeper initially and then theres the whole gods plan shit
>>217397416"Thanks but no thanks" is all Gandalf had to say
>>217397453he was the keeper initially because he owned it
holy fucking shit
>>217396959The death star was far bigger than a single ship so logically a simple kamikaze wouldnt have worked
>>217396530>The only issue i had was wondering why no one else ever tried it beforethis literally is the reason why people are mad about it, if it was possible then it should already be a staple of warfare
>>217396530Its been established very early in the franchise that warp-jump is1. Taking time to charge up2. Leaves the ship highly vulrenable3. Everyone nearby instantly detects that you are about to do itIf this maneuver was possible in warfare, Imperium would definetly know about it and be prepared accordingly in this kind of pitched battle.But i think the biggest offense here is that it just feels 'forced' trying to make a dramatic moment and killing off a character who didnt earn their sacrificial death. This kind of daredevil move would've fit Han Solo perfectly and give him a great ending.t. screenwriter
>>217396492this movie has been out for YEARSstop fucking post camrip clips
>>217397778dubs and you pull that stick out yo ass fucking gay bitch
It's basically just socially acceptable bullying
>>217397642No, the funniest standups were always the guys who could do characters. Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy, young Dave Chapelle.
>>217397142I REALLY miss Norm and Bernie. I like Shane a lot though. I'll always like Chappelle, and while I don't agree with the flavor of the month opinion "he isn't funny and doesn't tell jokes anymore", I do think he's become something of a misanthrope. Just because you're smiling and doing standup doesn't mean there can't be genuine malice and rage behind what you're saying and, this is just me, but if I detect the slightest hint of that I can't really laugh with you anymore. Comedians can do social commentary and be funny but the comedy absolutely has to always come first.
>>217397114What if it were a musician singing about retards? or an artist painting retard niggers? or an actor playing a retard nigger faggot?The ability to separate the art from the artist is a basic requirement for an advanced civilization. See the guy who got his head chopped off in the street by a jeet for making a cartoon for an example of a non advanced civilization.
>>217397650oh yeah like Jim Gaffigan or Jeff DUnham
>>217397668I don't care for Jeff but I've always loved Jim. I've seen him live twice. Funny story: he's never particularly vulgar or profane, but he definitely is a little edgier at smaller shows compared to his specials. He did a 5+ minute bit critical of Islam and the violence that come from criticizing Islam vs. the other religions. Again, it wasn't a seethe filled, thinly veiled "I hate all Muslims" rant disguised as a joke. The primary focus of the bit was the absurdity of the fact people pretend this isn't almost exclusively an Islamic thing at this current moment in history.>(Yes, I'm aware of contemporary Jewish, Christian, and Hindi atrocities and acts of terror directed at those that aren't members of their religion but we're talking about organized campaigns there with geopolitical motives. Even militant Christian fundamentalists aren't attacking a newspaper cartoon artist who drew a naughty Christ picture.)
These are the two highest grossing females of 2025. Which way will you go, Western Man?
>>217397156>>217397189Oona truly is a beautiful woman.One of the few I'd forget about my vows for.
>>217396370The faces were even worse there. No cat at all, just human face with fur on it.
>>217397229you know, youre weird
>>217397325he should smear that on his red rocket so i can lick it off
>>217390507good lord that rabbit is attractive.
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>>217390238is this that they live fight scene everyone is talking about?
>>217397387>>217397429she cute!
>>217397264Yeah, you could say that, fren.
>>217397436Based fellow haglover.
>>217396210>Exodus 34:6Yahweh passed by before him, and proclaimed, “Yahweh! Yahweh, a merciful and gracious God, slow to anger, and abundant in loving kindness and truth, 7keeping loving kindness for thousands, forgiving iniquity and disobedience and sin; and who will by no means clear the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children, and on the children’s children, on the third and on the fourth generation.”>Romans 11:22See then the goodness and severity of God. Toward those who fell, severity; but toward you, goodness, if you continue in his goodness; otherwise you also will be cut off. Jesus Christ, Who is the Yahweh of the Old Testament, is indeed merciful and loving to those who accept Him but full of wrath to those who reject Him.
>>217391853>Didn't the lead guy get struck by lightning twicelol wtf? chat/grok is this real?
>>217391233Calling them Jewish means just as much as calling someone an American these days. The ethnic diversity was quite high among Judea. I mean look at your own picture, Josef, Matityahu and Nathaniel were basically black.
>>217391233>Why is the local Governor concerned with the affairs of the population he is charged to rule over? This is entirely unrealistic!This was either posted by a lifelong NEET or Zoomer. how can the concept of responsibility allude someone on an almost existential level?
>>217396798>>217396828>>217396840>For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout>And the dead in Christ will rise first>we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air>UHH THIS ISNT ABOUT THE SECOND COMING STOP READINGlmao the christcope tears is amazingalso read the chapter. a greek church wrote to paul being butthurt their members died before jesus came back with his heavenly kingdom. paul the grifter assures them (1st century christians) that the dead church members will be resurrected while THEY (paul and everyone) will be rapturedWhy do I have to spoonfeed golems their own holy text
>nasty ass species in a refugee fleet beg you for aid>you give them what they ask for out of kindness>on his way through the ship one of them sees your former borg titcow>has a fit of seething incel rage>leaves without even saying thank you>fleet comes back later demanding you let them kill 6 of T9 or they'll attackCan't decide if I hate them or the skin flake people from ds9 more
>>217396796Janeway should of enacted the classic janeway maneuvre and obliterated their spacenigger asses because omega particles or whatever.
>>217396796Skin flakes are worse because they're more real. I mean they're a bunch of ambiguously ethnic "human"oid men led by a fucking Karen, basically Merkel and her "refugees". Bird dude is just a shitty ayylmao.
>>217397610
Dead careers
>>217391579Why does she do it?
*ruins your holiday*
>>217397531Hairline like a Brazilian.
I wish I was tall and handsome, like Gaston
>>217397750start doing THIS
>>217397760expensive as hell desu idk how people afford to eat so much
>>217397760I have to eat all the eggs?
Society went from mocking them to envying them.
>>217397262Society has not heard of these literal whos
>>217397262>unimaginably comfortablethat's ridiculous ask any zoomer they live with their parents and get lifts in their car which they don't even need to bother to learn to drive
