RAINTANK Edition >Bloodgames Season 1 starts June 25th athttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive>What is Bloodgames?Fishtank is back, but before we head into our third season we bring you Fishtank All-Stars Vampire Bloodgames-- a real life first person RPG game occupied by your favorite characters from fishtank fame. 6 all stars return to camp out in the woods for 14 days. Their objective: stay alive and don't get bit. During the day, players may visit the town, explore locations, loot for supplies, or fortify their camp. At night, the monsters come out to play. Fish must avoid the vampires, level up, and brave the unpredictable elements. Beware: your bitten allies may come back to get you. They know your camp well.>Socialshttps://pastebin.com/raw/MkxawPjr>Restreamhttps://flowstreams.pw/fishtank>Playlisthttps://rentry.org/fishtank-2-1-playlist>MPV script for clippinghttps://rentry.org/mpv-clip-lua-script>What do I do with item drops?Consume them for XP, craft them into rarer items worth more XPhttps://fishtank.guru/>Missed the show and the previous seasons?Archives: https://pastebin.com/raw/wxn1Nv5D>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious >>200554937
fuck sam hyde
>>200557511How much money will this season make?
>>200557511imagine actually watching this
>>200557533I'll be surprise if they break even
Goodnight I love you all so fucking much
Mmmwah
baesie mogs
>>200557554ugly freak
>>200557551nite bro
>>200557554I honestly don't understand what you're doing with these posts and why you make them
>>200557568Josie's pretty damn ugly I agree
>>200557554based cocksieposter
any chance for a lore qrd of the last 2 days?
>>200557533they will lose money
bitty love
>>200557507They have yet to start doing viewer submitted quests + more NPCs incoming (Fatty and TJ for example). Also im way too invested in this Duke vs. Xavier beef.
>>200557583I do it for (you)
>>200557592it's worse than you expected
You know, I'm not a fan of the larping shit, I think its super cringe. But I'll give the wiggers credit; they've clearly worked their asses off on 2.5 and put a ton of effort in to it. It's sort of insane how big of a production it is because I really don't see how they could possibly be making their money back.
I'll marry Malia but Trish is looking GOOD lately
>>200557592Just watch the ab video inb4 he's wrong Who cares
Fat. Fucking. Zesty. Piece of shit.
>>200557630I think they’re using some ideas from it as a beta/tech demo for season 3
>>200557620i duno i catch up on xavier clips and its pretty much kino.the only thing ruining it is technical difficulties and audio quality
Why didn't you save her?
>>200557587Much obliged
>>200557511Did I miss anything last night???
when is jets sister coming on?
>>200557656Making the handheld cam live and not shitty is a huge improvement
>>200557673damn what a strange being
>>200557630Agreed. S2.5 is a much needed breath of fresh air. I have very high hopes for S3 now. It seems like Jet and co finally got their shit together. Copy and post this on /tv/.
>>200557631filipina butthole
>>200557682Stop posting ugly ftl waifus and start spamming this whores ass and feet NOW
Anyone else warming up to this season? Things seemed iffy at first but Jet and the ole gang have made something great here. My hopes are high for s3 and beyond!Copy and post this on /tv/.
>>200557701the bar is pretty low
>the result of bottoming
>>200557656live handheld cam at all times and doing the confessionals live are necessities for season 3. it's insane what a difference the handheld cam makes
>>200557673the nurturing CK, if you aren't feeling good, you can tell her and she can help you feel better.
>>200557682she claims to be tistic but wouldnt last a second with these real tards
https://fishtank.live/clip/48389
>>200557726Downright unwatchable I can't watch 24/7 so every time I open the YouTube restreamer I have no idea what they are doing
>>200557630credit for what? like 75% of their shit doesn't work or even land.
>>200557756>it's insane what a difference the handheld cam makesimo it takes away from the reality aspect though. looks like we're watching a tv show
has Xavier been doxxed yet? who is this guy? he's such a goober weaboo I love him
>>200557768i still haven't heard a reasonable explanation as to why her face looks the way it does
donjolly.com
>>200557726Its passable background noise.
>>200557817wasian mutt
>>200557673>>200557768>>200557817fat Brian would rather date this than a thick Filipina that even Sam wants to smash
>>200557802tsmt. Clips like these >>200557783 make me think it's worth watching but it's fucking impossible to follow if you aren't glued to it 24/7, I still don't know what the actual rules of the game they're playing are
>>200557816https://loathsomecharacters.miraheze.org/wiki/Jace_ConnorsSupposedly its this guy. He's an internet trolling legend.
>>200557817good lord this made me ill
>>200557754lol @ jon's small forearms
>>200557810i wouldn't be surprised if that's the direction things go in the future, a hybrid of the cctv cameras with live handheld. i bet season 1 and early season 2 will be remembered especially for the unique and free feeling without director mode
>>200557783
>>200557656You know exactly what this is. They didn't even need to buy/rent a house this season, they just threw a bunch of junkyard garbage together on some hick's land and did the bare minimum once again with the cams/backend 2.5 is a test of how having only 4/12 cams accessible without a season pass would go over with the fans and a competition to see which of their budget developers could cut flow off first
>>200557586>>200557675Josie's not there and I don't think she's coming at all. Also the "full reset" means you'll probably never see her on fishtank again. You can rest easy lol
>>200557875>and did the bare minimumsetting up all the town art and getting all the tech shit in a forest seems way harder than decorating a house
>>200557889they fucked your waifu and are now bored of her desu
>>200557848It's just a traditional LARP game with weapons, potions, etc both with a slight fishtank twist. Its really not hard to comprehend at all so far. They've said nothing about how a fish can win. All Jet has said is that whichever person is the most entertaining each day willl level up and leveling up means extra real money for them.
>>200557848the rules don't matter, the game aspect isn't serious, it's just meant to be entertainment
>>200557912who levelled up today?
>>200557920these autists need structure damnit!
>>200557816People itt have been saying over and over again it's Jan Rankowski (Deagle Nation/The Commander). MDE fans will be familiar with him, nu-mde fans probably won't.
>>200557846Fat Brian (formerly skinny Peter) broke darling C.K.'s poor aching heart
>>200557848In the house people would post constant updates about the current challenge ect but now I can't tell why they are doing what they're doing only that so and so is retarded and cringe
>>200557911Nigger what? I'm not a josiecel. I thought you were mad because you thought she was coming or something.
>>200557934hnnng
>>200557783one of the best fishtank moments of all time
>>200557924I dont think they ever said because of the storm that came through. It'll probably be Jon though.
Tay looked so done with everything
>>200557889So long as josiecels are here so will IShe'll probably show up on s3 anyways
>>200557937if you have any actual questions in the moment you could just ask in the thread but it's usually easy to intuit what's going on if you're not mentally handicapped
>>200557973>She'll probably show up on s3 anywaysthat would defeat the purpose of a "full reset" wouldn't it?
>>200557973Thank you for your service
Taytriots, let's do this
>>200557937The challenges have been pretty lame in this. During the day its all stuff like "go find this item". At night when the vampires attack its a litlte better but you can't really see shit.
>>200557875they put way more work and man hours into this than any previous fishtank project and they have a huge team working on it instead of just 4 wiggers in a muggy basement
Notice how all the worst and most mentally ill posters are all from /bant/TBD
https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQW88vn4Hottest girl?
>>200557796Damn. Nice ass
>works you into a shoot by looking at the camerabest heel in the game
>>200557991what is it with josiepedos claiming everyone is a pajeet? you fags did the exact same thing with Letty in season 1. Why are you so intimidated by skinny pale brunettes in glasses?
>>200557973i like josie but i think it's funnythanks for all your hard work
>>200558003they're mde fans now, Sam wants this, and you implicitly support itthe world would have been better off without fishtank
>>200558003Sexual Betty Healing
>>200558014she looks like a muppet
>>200558015that never ever happens
>>200557817hapa genes
>>200557903You're fucking retarded and I'm glad you have zero disposable income to encourage these parasites >>200557973You are a bully and you should be ashamed of yourself
>>200558041Hey, so I've never posted here, but you guys know Josie is intersex, right? I went to high school with "her" and I knew a couple guys who were weird enough to try to hookup with her and they said she has like, a half dick half clit thing. I saw someone call her Jose and that's funny because that's the name she was born with lol. Don't get me wrong, I like Josie although she's a lot more mean/antisocial than I think you guys understand, but it seems like some of you are interested in her sexually? Lol. Nigga you gay
>>200557985When I tune in for the first time and see Sam chasing some dude dressed as an anime character around on a dirtbike I'm supposed to just know what the context of that is or I'm a retard? You only think this because you're watching 24/7. Get laid faggot
>>200557988They want a piece of the josie paypig pie and there's no real reason to not do itOf course josie may look at the balance book and decide that streaming makes more money than what the crew would giveIf not josie then taylor possibly which would be alright
>>200557912>Tai is level 9 by the end
Shit bros, I think I'm ready to admit it...
>>200558060yea its a scatterbrained shit show these fags just want to justify spending all their waking hours watching this
>>200558060retard
>>200558006Taytriot....
Fishtank should have been male only from the jump.Imagine how much less mentally ill these threads. Saving childhood photos/videos of Josie and Taylor. Fucking kill yourselves you worthless faggots.
>>200558080>viewercount never even hit 7knope
>>200558081why are you here?
does Luna still do Fishtank day recaps on Twitter? not seeing her posting at all
>>200558014The crochet chicken is in the enclosed pool area
>>200558093im trying to justify spending all my waking hours watching this because i am one of those fags
>>200557992challenges suck. no one cares about challenges in big brother either. we're here for the social game, even if the social game in fishtank is being psychologically tortured by tts/fatty/frank. the show desperately needs contestants who are ready to bring the hell house without production interference
>>200558093to laugh at you
>>200557973Only reason Josie isn't coming back is because she was mogged by Bex and Taylor during s2. The actual pretty girls were hogging all the wigger penis.
>>200557934CK looks like the antagonist of a creepypasta
>>200558096most of the clippers and recap people completely gave up this season for whatever reason even though it's arguably the most enjoyable fishtank has been (at least so far)
>>200558108Lmfao
>>200558096Xer and rocky got married I think
>>200558014calling tayleigh a heel is industrial grade copium. she's a floater.
>>200558057 I KNEW ITI ALWAYS KNEW IT JOSIE HAS A WEENIE LIKE THING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>200558108kekkek
>>200557912>>200557920What about when the vampire hordes attack or whatever? Can they die or "lose" or is "be the most entertaining to level up" really the only rule? There seems to be some narrative too like I saw Jon and Xavier arguing about some plot to kill the Duke. Really all they need is 10 minute daily recaps and a basic single paragraph summary of what the show is on the website
>>200558088Based let's make it fagtank vs bitchtank see what actually makes money>abi>taylor>letty>josie>tayleighVs>cole>jon>brian>tj>vance
>>200558122Yey she works you and makes you seethe
>>200558080How much does he pay you to keep posting this image?
I’m going to sleep
>>200558014>well garsh
>>200558093NTA but I like the show I just don't have all day to spend watching plus I'm in a bad timezone for keeping up
>>200558125I've seen it too
>>200558136I get paid 10% of Jet's total salary for the seasonWhen I asked Sam what Jet's earning he just laughed
>>200558057nigga you posted this yesterday
>>200558134out of my hundred or so posts for this season that i've made, i've barely mentioned tayleigh. i think she's boring but her turning the show into the office doesn't really bother me that much. i just wanted to correct you and let you know that she's not a heel. the role she occupies currently is more of a floater - a background character. admittedly she leaned into being a heel/villian near the end of s2 so i know she has it in her but she was a floater most of s2 and is a floater right now in this spinoff season
>>200558128Yes. Each fish has 3 lives. If they get touched by a vampire or hit by a weapon they lose one. Jimmy is the medic and can revive them and save them from spending a life though. and yes, there's some sort of plot going on, but its hard to follow and I don't particularly care too much anyways. All I know is that The Duke and Xavier are brothers, the Duke has defeated Xavier before, and they're brothers. Greg said a bunch of shit too about having once defeated The Duke with his crossbow but who knows if that is "canon" or just greg making shit up
how the fuck does a b do all these recap vids in detail in a short period of time? you'd have to be watching the stream 24/7, recording multiple cams at the same time, compile and edit everything overnight while the fish are sleeping, upload, then do it all over againdoes he have a day job?
>>200558136Jet's doing it himself
>>200558106Bex and Josie were actually pretty close s2. Bex is a really nice and sexy person but luckily https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1719477708713824.webm
>>200558185>subscribedfaggot
>>200558186What does he do coke all night and sleep all day? That's failrp
>>200558202>*subscribed and bellno way im watching this shit all day I need a recap to stay up to date
pendleton tayleigh the crochet chickenyou go to KY and your wallet stops fillingwatching fishtank with no lights onwe're dans la maisoni hope that tayleigh dies in this onelike reddit jimmy im getting franticlike tai im tantriclike taylor guaranteed to satisfylike rapistovic i make mad filmskay i dont make filmsbut if i did theyd have a samuel hyde
josie OWES me multi hour long cuddling sessions!
>>200558185i mean its the person that went through tens of hours of tayleigh streams just to compile a report of her earnings
>>200558139gn chudddy
>>200558179Okay thanks for answering, they should really just copy paste this onto a tab of the website>>200558213That's accurate Vampire RP
>>200558185>fishtank obsessed >"does he have a day job?"?
>>200558006C.K
the tayniggers on /bant/ are legit psychos. i fear for her life
>>200558230That's the same guy? I had no idea lmao
>>200558185prolly another one of Sam's work-for-free troon orbiters
>>200558066>They want a piece of the josie paypig pieshe was in the basement most of the time. they sure as hell weren't trying.
>>200558185>does he have a day job?Sam made us all rich with crypto, never need to work again.
>>200558220
>>200558252Q is going to infiltrate the tank and let me check off another one.
>>200558252So far the only betty is the only one to have someone show up at her old doxed address
orb activity at basecamp
Friendly reminder we got a comfy thread over on sturdy's /tv/ board
>>200558213Coke isn't a hardcore stim like meth, you can do rails of coke and still sleep within an hour or so if you take a shot of booze or force yourself to eat. Not that I'd know
>>200558258yea dude is obsessed
>>200558169Well what flavor of pizza slice did you earn >>200558106Could be true but it was a real sausage party down in the shithole of a basement and anything must have looked good>>200558041Hating josie is an artform, me an artist guy and josiecels the canvas to wipe my ass with>>200558020Why thank you
Mauro won
>>200558267It's more believable if you just admit to being on welfare or living with your parents
>>200558282cringe gooner site
Bring a yuropoor up to speed of the past then hours, please niggis.
>>200558302>didn't buy eth at $40 like sam said toohave fun working my dood.
imagine the insane amount of asmr these guys are getting under a plastic roof during a thunderstorm while vampires thirst for their blood
>>200558274Wasn't the police there already?
>>200558293That's what I said coke all night sleep all day...
>>200558301won the ugliest retard of the year award?
>>200558309You didn't do that either. And if you did it's meaningless cause you can't buy groceries or pay rent with eth
>>200558317
>>200558317won ate all the food and left award
>>200558303You're on a website with like 8 different porn boards
>>200558314Not that I know of. I heard sirens once but I assumed they were just passing though.
>>200558299>>200558293>>200558252>>200558156>>200558226Fishtank fans are so fucked in the head. Am I really watching this show along with "people" like this?
>>200558339>implying I'm watching this shit
>>200558328What a silly chud.
Any taylor content after the boxing training?
Erm what the spruce
>>200558328god she's so repulsive on every level
>>200558339why are you responding to the waifu fags? they're worse than jimmy on the retard scale
>>200558328I really hope they let Jon listen to her confessional where she was roasting him
>>200558326Are you mentally retarded? Ever heard of selling?
>>200558226i've always wondered if josie was the native american arizonan girl that used to post in the shut in thread on /soc/. i pray it's not though because it was like 10 years ago and i would want to an hero if i was talking to some teen or pre-teen when i was in my early 20s talking to people from 4chanthey just seem so similar
>>200558339cuddling wosie
>>200558352BASED nick needs all the energy he can get right now
>>200558358You haven't sold any of it for any real money
When Betty finally gets unbanned. She needs to post here and provide live commentary for us.
>>200558263Being serious here 1.if josie streams at the same time as fishtank it is competition 2.its not unlike jet to have an idea and not follow through
>>200558309for me it's $25
There is ome big dick in town
>>200558378Why? What's that catboy upto
Ever wanted to own a piece of the tank?
>>200558339Malia deserves a chance to replace Tay if she can't fit water into her weightless regimen. That's all I'm saying
>>200558414who else is actively attacking the juice right now?
>>200558066>>200558263>>200558397its really not that complicated, jet just got nibbled as much as the rest of us and wanted to hangout with the cutest coolest girl in america (on sams dice)
>>200558418weight loss*
>>200558377The trvthnvke that ended Josies career
>>200558418Filipino bitches need to act like hoes to distract men from their angry faces I noticed
>>200558394She needs to clean the piss off her floors and trampoline
>>200558066Anyone who would send tts to josie already watches her streams and most of them know better than blowing money for it to be pocketed by sam and his wiggers. Most would just blow their loads after fishtank ends and Josie starts streaming again.
>>200558435is this true for damiel
I miss the tech fuck ups and the general fuck ups by production of season 1. That was some of the best entertainment and threads.
>>200558339I am the sanest, most rational man here
>>200558416this was the moment i lost any good will towards the wiggers and fishtank.then the chicken wings accident cemented it even further.S2.5 returns some of it tho il give him that.
>>200558397Not that guy but as someone who's a somewhat expert in Josieology. Josie's main donators will always wait for her to comeback before they donate anything to Fishtank. She could be on every future fishtank season and they still wouldn't donate. Jet would make pennies compared to what she makes in a month from streaming. I'm sure Jet realized this already and is cutting his losses hence the "full reset"
>>200558423Everyone dude, attacking the "zionists" anyway but that's like 90% of da juice
Who is the one contestant 2.5 would suffer without?For me its Jon.
Has the duke addressed doctor disrespects admission of pedophilia?
>>200558339fishtank fans aren't people
Just woke up what did i miss in the last 12 hours?
>103 pounds Letty truly is a living onahole. You could probably lift her up by the throat and her weight wouldn't choke her.
This pug-headed nigga won.
>>200558468>but as someone who's a somewhat expert in Josieology
We're thinking of bringing Cockbuddy in to be Voodoo Mama Juju's servant boy and have it so Tayleigh is forbidden from interacting with him. Kino or no?
spenny updae?
>>200558444Disagree entirely
>>200558481That's just josieniggers though
>>200558352Ewww
>>200558506I look like all of this FYI
Would Chris even survive the outdoor setting?
>>200558449S1 joker posting was peak
>>200558468>Josieologyso is josie the same native american arizonan that was a regular on /soc/ in the shut in threads?
>>200558508i will forever kneel and never ever call you goran again
This just makes me wish Jon stayed longer the first season
>>200558508Bring Q and two switch bladesWinner takes all
>>200558517That was during season 1, dumbass. Before she streamed.
>>200558542I just checked my files and no
>>200558517Obvious bait. You are mentally retarded
>>200558508This would be less fucked up than bringing in CK in S2 anyway and way funnier wiggers please do this
>>200558506this+ half life
I watched 20 minutes and I have to admit this might be the most retarded thing I have ever seen here. Are you just some ironic fanboys propping this up? It’s god awful.
>>200558548Jon is great but he's such a domineering presence the other cast and crew struggle to know what to do with him. If he'd stayed in S1 it would have been the Jon show
god i wish i was in that asmr hut and not here reading the pathetic posts by e-girl obsessed weirdos
>>200558572eat shit
>>200558519If you watch more than 20 minutes of this crap then there is literally no difference
>>200558582There was like 2 weeks immediately after he left where nothing happened so I wouldve welcomed the jon show
Jet introducing streaming to them was retarded. Imagine if people had no other place to donate to Josie. What was he thinking??
Hi, tankers! Is there any way of knowing what time it is at the compound? Much obliged.
>>200558596Fair point, it's easy to forget how much of S1 (And S2 for that matter) was dead air
>>200558606>What was he thinking??"Can I get laid now?"
>>200558615dunno, don't care. Have you tried obsessively posting about girls that will never know you exist?
Are you guys ready for mudtank?
>>200558615idk but its 5:11 am there rn
>>200558615its east coast time
>>200558472Vance
>>200558616S1 had kino dead air whereas S2's dead air was painful.
>>200558562i don't think i believe you actually did any searching but i am choosing to believe you are correct, despite this person i remember being heavily into plushies and i also remember pictures of full body suit pajamas. plus the known social name, sheep_xing, is different than the username she used off sitebut i do imagine that the amount of shy, awkward, shut in, native american girls from arizona that use 4chan are very, very limited
what does it do to your psyche being mixed and knowing you dont belong anywhere?
>>200558472Jon or Tai. Tai is the most entertaining but Jon is the main character, everyone bounces off him
>>200558653LOL?
>>200558653S2 dead air was comfy christmas time waiting for presents. S1 dead air was mid april waiting for the heat to begun pre-summer bullshit
I miss what happened when it started to rain.
>>200558641thanks
>>200558677Nothing, when the storm rolled in jet forced them all into their bunks and said the games will begin again once the storm passes.
>>200558569>>200558558Nah I believe that josieniggers would be that carefree with their money>>200558606You'd think the e girl factory idea would get hotter girls to show up
>>200558672>>200558676The main difference was one had Josie but the other didn't :(
I hope tay plays in mudd like a real redneck
They should put Jon in the county jail for a day or two just to see how things fair without him.
>>200558677They had just killed vampires and Xavier the largest king was dumping lore that no one seemed to be listening to much while tayleigh got an iv because she's pregnant and doesn't know how to eat and drink or something.
anything significant happen after the vampire attack?
I was busy todaydid I miss anything good?
*squishy worm noises*
>>200558430Jet would have got a bit more than a nibble but johnny got jt first
>>200558723>How does something fare or fair?'Fair' is an adjective used to describe just actions, mild weather, or a pleasing complexion. It can also be used as a noun when referring to an event. By comparison, 'fare' can function as a noun when referring to a ticket or as a verb when referring to how an action unfolded.
>>200558723He robbed the merchant store last night while the vampires were attacking schitty so there is an in game reason to.
>>200558728Yeah, I fucked your mom. Doggy style
>>200558700>>200558727Guess I didn't miss anything, huh.
>>200557816It's jolly don, jolly donadilloHis shoes are blue and his coat is yellow
>>200558582>Jon is great but he's such a domineering presenceYeah in s1 but in 2.5 he has been really struggling to be the man in the "house". Sure he has funny moments like arguing with NPCs but when he is surrounded by likes of jimmy, greg, brian, dungay and tai he becomes nonverbal.
>>200558728Tay finally got an IV
>>200558712Josie looks like she had bad breath. If you grew up in the south west you knew at least 10 josie types who smelt weird and were lmao so quirky. No idea why people are so obsessed with her. Don't warn me again 4chan jannies, because i'm fucking warning you.
>>200558508 Do It
>>200558721this is just sad now man
>>200558653S1's post-Jon era was boring but S2 after all the leavers in the first week or two was dire. I can't believe they tried to center everything around Brian. After Brian went it was just freeloaders: The show
What are Sam Hyde fans like?
>>200558789Jannies are warning for talking bad about josie? Lol not big soup rice, only trannies like her.
>>200558106wtf
The Duke's fucking dirtbike not even being black, but Kawasaki green is master-level comedy.
>>200558810hot 18 year old girls with big tits
>>200558789If the smell is made by a cute grill it becomes a good smell.S1 had clones and freeloaders who kept it interesting. Betty and Frank being good examples.
>>200558810chubby guys who watch blacked and own bad dragon dildos
>be a mexican mutt>lie about being an indian cause its cool and quirky or somethingIs this common in the south?
Jon is getting laid this season. You can tell he's grown.
>>200558848So you've never smelt a girl who can't brush her teeth or wipe her ass? Because it smells the same as a dude who can't brush his teeth or wipe his ass.
>>200558810
>>200558852By whom?
>>200557511
>>200558810incels
If/When TJ arrives Jon will 100% try to get him to do pushups to mog him in front of taylor, even when his arm is broken.
>>200558616
>>200558810Let's just say we trigger the woke left.
>>200558810Not the brightest I can say that much
>>200558851cope she streamed from the res
>>200558810based and redpille.
>>200558820
>>200558893Do you think TY could do more push ups than John?
>>200558570
>>200558080this website doesn't use these kinds of shitty meme templates, you gotta try harder than that Jet
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1719325867901334.webmthe sound of josie eating you
>>200558820Saved>>200558893And tj would end up winning somehow
>>200558810i'm an above average height, above average weight, white male, with alcohol problems, that loves absurdist humor. been a fan since his stand up routine about aids i also like tim and eric. in fact i think tim is probably funnier than sam but i'd rather support sam
>>200558861No girls have different hormones it's a different smell.
>>200558953Taylor would kill Jon for bullying TJ
>>200558954cock size? circumcised?
>>200558156
Why are these threads so shit in the middle of the night?
most kino moment of the day unfortunately
>>200558978
>>2005589914inches erect, circumcised.
>>200559007They are sleeping and there is nothing to discuss
>>200559007because nothings happening
>>200559007Ermm it's half 10 in the morning
>>200559007
Fat fuck.
>>200558905OMGHISA
>>200558861Turkey tom said Josie smelled like a foot and I believe him cause she's poor and brown
sogtank
What's stopping rain from coming in through the latticework?
Loving 2.5! I love when Sam acts goofy and silly, it makes me giggle when I see him on the trail cams! He makes the season path worth it!
>>200559045Idc would still impregnate
>>200559043i don't remember him being this fat during s2
Hey guys, Jet hereI can't sleep! I'm so excited about tomorrow's plans...
>>200559007More sad people are up, tossing feces around and pissing themselves. The rain asmr is on point tho.
>>200559043he's with child. you should be more sensitive anon.>>200559045autistics rarely shower
>>200559054based! mdebros we're eating good
>>200559043>tayleigh trying not to look at his sexy big body
>>200559054
>>200559007Australians
>>200558991does the FBI want my cock size after i've been gooning for 6 hours or when flaccid? as for the circumcised question, unfortunately, i am from a catholic household and catholics have been infected by desert religions so i am circumcised.
>>200559043no but jokes aside, that's a beer gut
>>200559071She was into Frank Hassle so I believe it unironically
CAM ON TAYLEIGH! SUCK SOME FACKIN COCK!
I went to sleep at 12has anything of notice happened since then?
>>200558481I just noticed, isn't the guy on the top left Hackthemovies?
>>200559071
>>200559109it is
God the rain sounds so loud at basecampTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAK
>>200559108Goblin bro, thoughts on Vex?
>>200559100She is trying to look in every other direction but at him, she probably regrets rejecting him for the skinny chicken boy now
>>200559108
>>200559118seething at the based rain much
Things that need to happen:TTS telling Jon his pushup form is garbage because his chest doesn't touch the ground and he doesn't fully extend his arms.Blacksmiths Wife for mayor she is the best npc larper and needs more lines and bitsTTS tell Ben and the deputies that Jon robbed the store last night during the vampire attackVampires trying stealth and stealing from the fish at night and making a treasure hordeSomeone making Tay eat and drink regularly because she's too retarded to know how on her own while doing physical stuff in the heat despite being from fucking Texas.A new onions tax on Tay for Jimming the camera.Whatever soda tent potion guy is doing to make Jon get all defensive about being a homo more of that.
>>200559054Omg this! Sam is my idol because he knows internet culture and is a self made millionaire!
>>200558258The two are like total opposites, A_P thinks fishtank has already peaked and is on the down slide for viewership and only cares about the s2 fish and Letty. Something that ended up being true since peak has been 7k viewers for 2.5. A b thinks its growing and is investing more time into it. A_P is a math autist and a b a social studies retard who has watched too much reality tv. A_P constantly shits on a b, Sam and Jet every chance he gets while a b praises fishtank. I wish someone would get the two of them into a twitter space the autism would be off the charts
>>200559007It's 2:30 am in LA and I'm not available to carry
What are the crew quarters like this time round? Did Jet remember to make them watertight?
jet here, we're gonna be killing the least popular fish for the finale. who do you think it should be?
>>200558993can I get a winston status?
Sam is so funny when he goofs off on camera lol. MDE never dies!
>>200559150
>>200559137shit you're right, i totally thought they were the same person because of their usernames
>>200559157The way you typed this makes me think this isn't a totally serious statement and that you might even disagree with it
>>200559045Hot!
>>200559145you or ben
>>200558810these are the people that accuse you of being channing
>>200558742
waow so many heckin wosies in this thread
Hey guys, the girl playing the Blacksmith's Wife hereJet wants to put in a quest where I get my dress stolen and have to walk around in my underwear because it'd be 'funny'. Is he always this much of a pathetic pervert?
>>200558742DAYYUUUMMMM THIS NIGGER UGLY!
These threads are like a mental illness whirlpool that you could get sucked into the vortex of at any moment.
>>200559201
>>200559150Winston status: fucked or got fucked by josie/joseSimp status: donated and cucked
>>200558954>above average weight,So, what like 300 lbs?
If Jet just hit me up and 2.5 took place in LA the weather would look like this
>>200559205Go to sleep hoe, you're too old for sam kike
>>200559181I genuinely enjoy when Sam goofs off like the big ol' goofball he is lol. I'm a white guy from Canada and I've been enjoying his content from a while btw.
>>200559219
>>200559223if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bicycle
hey guys, duke here!WHO TOOK MY FUCKING TRT WHO TOOK MY FUCKING TRT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS WHERE IS IT
Hey guys, Jet hereWhat if we shot the next bloodgames in Mexico? It'd be cheaper
i dont know if it would be more satisfying to rip josies piercings out of her face or rip her stupid hair off her scalp
Tay and Jimmy were meant for each other. They fucked it up and now she is dating some kentucky hick and losing all her fans and he is eating and drinking his sadness away.
>>200559246
>>200559048>jet thought a small roof would keep things dry
>>200559249trvke
jet here, need $$ for whippits. TTS flash sale on now!
>>200559157He's so cool when out alphas these autistic kids with his boxing and dirt bike skills what a Chad haha can't wait for MDE 2.0!
Water. That is the tweet.
>>200559128>she probably regrets rejecting himQRD? He asked her out?
ben here. im bald
>>200559223Los Angles or Louzeeana?
>>200559045You say that like her fans aren't also obsessed with feet
>Portapotties all backed up with rainwater and Jon, Jimmy, Jet and Trish's shitIMAGINE THE SMELL
>>200559256he said yesterday that it wasnt gonna rain at all lol
>>200559256>None of the sides are protected from wind or rainNot sure if he's retarded or trolling with this um structure
>>200559272>>200559274>>200559220>>200559181>>200559137
>>200558810guys who smoke weed, put on platform shoes, and listen to his ted talk on loop while pacing in their 300 square foot studio apartment pretending they're him
Hey guys jet here, tj is making a comeback this evening im totaly sober this time
>>200559157Kek this ! I never switch cameras when Sam is yelling! That shit is so funny xddd
>>200559291the fish dont seem bothered
can you imagine people simped for this?She's 22.
>>200559281Her feet are nasty>t. foot lover>>200559283You say that like Greg doesn't shit 30lbs everyday
>>200559134>Whatever soda tent potion guy is doing to make Jon get all defensive about being a homo more of that.Kek
I will never forget when Jimmy said on stream that Tay's heart is taken. You could hear the blues in his voice. I don't think I saw him smile since then. Poor jimbo knew Tay was his one true love.
idk about y'all but i stay on gulch cam. great content. gulch gang for life. gulch it up!!
>>200559294It's guys like this that haven't turned on him yetSkip to 36:55https://gofile.io/d/3cwadE
>>200559310
why did sam invite tayleigh back if he hates her?>HEY TAYLEIGH! SAY 1488! TAYLEIGH! 1488!you could see the regret on her face for coming back.
>>200559301most obtainable girl in their eyesby far the ugliest on the show
you're never fucking xer. that's a fact.
>>200559320There are enough mutts in texas already
>>200559320why was his webcam always distorted like that kek>>200559346>why did sam invite tayleigh back if he hates her?she was the most popular s2 contestant
>>200559340
>>200559293Cheers Josie :) *clinks mtn dew glass against my lenovo thinkpad screen*
>>200559346They saw her stream numbers and thought they could bait TTS. They didn't plan on the Jordan situation and now they have to censor everything about him.
07 TAYTRIOTS 148815K IN 3 MONTHS TURNED IT DOWN TO BE BULLIED BY WIGGERS AND END YOUR CAREER
>>200559301It's genuinely baffling. Also does she have those nose to mouth lines due to premature aging or is that what her face looks like.
Tay fucking a fan kekIt's so funny the first guy who bought something from her stupid crochet store starts fucking her in less than a month.Never call Letty a slut again Tayleigh.This whole story is neptunian.
>>200559353Trish is even worse imo
when did they wake up yesterday?
>>200559285Which is funny because in the same thread people were posting forecasts saying it was going to rain. If they can find it that easily i have no idea what jet used to look up the weather.
>>200559358>>200559372>>200559373
its nearly 6am and these faggots are still asleep, are they toddlers? it's time to get up you pieces of shit you cant fucking sleep your life away
>Jet inactive on twitter (Apparently his phone broke)>Fishtank twitter silentDid they forget to hire someone to do social media this time around?
>>200559373>premature agingShe's talked a lot about drugs, I'm pretty sure she's been on harder stuff than just amphetamines, mdma, shrooms, whipits and some other less bad, but still bad.
>>200559384Jim around 8, almost noon for the rest
>>200559346Shit was funny af. You can tell Sam dislikes her, she's pure cringe.
>>200559402Get up and do what? They have no backup plan for bad weather
>>200559316Looks like she could take a better punch than Tayleigh>>200559320perhaps he can steal her heart on 2.5 by consoling her after the wiggers and sam utterly humiliate her again
>>20055938410-11am, jon never slept because he understand how business and life works
>>200559402Worse, they are zoomers
>>200559383
Day 3(?)Let's hope this is the day Tay goes home to die
>>200559411He hates when she does her the office face
>>200558274>Sam glares at Jet Why did this make me laugh
>>200559359>she was the most popular s2 contestantby what metric, because certainly not popularity
>>200559405>hire someonePeople are amazed they hired 4 larpers to stand around. They dont hire people for anyhing
>>200558394What's he planning?
>>200559422
>>200559334Anyone else see the peacock on gulch cam yesterday?
wosie my beloved
>>200559405Protip, if the question boils down to>Is Jet Incompetent?The answer is always yes
>>200559383You'd be wrong then, at least Trish looks female, she's just a dime a dozen whore, fuckable but nothing too special, Tayleigh is ghoulish in comparison.
>>200559406Drugs don't age you like that. I've done more drugs than her, I'm older than her and I look younger than her.
>>200559415Get up and figure out what they're going to do for the day, this is isn't elementary school where your teacher tells you what you're going to do for the next 8 hours. This is adult time. If you can't figure out how to spend your time enjoy sitting in your room doing nothing all day.
Malia
My fellow taytriots we need to get tay a BBC dildo like Betty. Imagine her saying something like YOOOOO I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS BUT THEY GOT SOME HOT COCKS MAN. Then she starts depthroating it lmao
>>200559465josie when she sees wiggers
>>200559437>the office faceHeh, good description.
>>200559220under but not by much. really don't care about fat jokes. in fact i remember some faggot bully that probably dropped out during high school tried to make fun of me by calling me "jelly rolls." approached him and told him face to face that i don't like sweets and to call me pizza rolls instead. his friend group ended up calling me "pizza rolls" throughout school but i was also one of the few people that would pass the faggot and his minions without a carei know you didn't ask but i'm jimmy'ing because i've had like 15+ shots of vodka
>>200559473>adult timethey're playing with fake guns and cosplaying in the woods
>every /ftl/ thread eventually devolves into a josie thread
>>200559249>>200559241>>200559236
i hurt josie
>>200559442it's a huge "alpha" man that got fucked by a tranny being upset with his retarded slav gimp. You can't make this shit up
https://www.fishtank.live/clip/47353
>>200559340Feel bad for Sam here he's just a gay theater kid being bothered by some fag who wants to fight him, I guess it's his fault for adopting the roid monkey persona but I can't tell if that's really how he wants to be perceived or not
>>200559501incels are obsessive creatures
>>200559495STFU PIZZAFACE FAT FAGGOT
>>200559501I'm using a filter list. I didn't even notice the ugly cunt was being spammed.
>>200559493
>>200559495Lies, the post.
>>200559383you're out of your fucking mind
>>200559519Sam's an artist guy, you're not supposed to figure him out ever.
Whats wrong about 1488 ?Show hands or nose if you seethe about it
>>200559516
>>200559301The smile lines are insane for her age. I assume it's the smoking.
>>200559543Ask Sam and the wiggers. They roasted tayleigh about it constantly during season2.
>>200559543You first nigger
>>200559553i KILL josie
>>200559495so you let a group of dudes call you fat for years and didn't do anything? lmao that's so pathetic
Who's playing Xavier? The guy's putting in work.
>>200559495based pizza roll enjoyer. i miss them. I also miss alcohol. can't tolerate either anymore on account of my gut being ruined by alcoholism.
>>200559543Nothing, but Sam Hyde is a grifter who grifts alt-right/right ringers, so if he catches you doing what he does, he's going to shame you for it.
>>200559538>>200559566
Was that weird video with Jet sarcastic talking about how he was so proud of someone's Hazbin Hotel rp server or something really directed at Josie?
Memorize this if you are an artist guy
>>200559525Why are they even here? Josie hasn't been relevant since season 1 really. All she did was hide in the basement and get high and suck dick during s2.
>>200559524>>200559532the fact that people are questioning my, true, shitpost completely irrelevant to the show proves that the season needs NPC cams. people are so bored that we're out here arguing the validity of a random anonymous shitpost instead of discussing content because the wiggers are so inept that they decided to not give the NPC base a cam way to go wiggers
>>200559564Sam is a kike surrounded by beaners and mentally ill people, that explains it
>>200559596It had to be, she's a huge fan of it
>>200559543>Whats wrong about 1488 ?It's just cringe to say, especially when Tayleigh is the exact type of person who would be sent to Bergen Belsen.Her best friend is also a fat mexican woman and she has only dated mexicans (before chicken guy)
>>200559609>Why are they even here?attention and they think they are le epic trolling and ragebaiting
>>200559596>>200559609
>yeah bruh tayleigh totally mogs trishcucktriots are fucking INSANE
>>200559614I guess but he also made a sketch about being Hitler's top guy so it's strange that they hate her for that so much
>>200559609Because it's funny that she still makes you seethe
Who would win in a fight: Ryu from Street Fighter or peak Jean-Claude Van Damme?
>>200559571because i was. and still am, fat, and it doesn't bother me. life do be what it is, man.
>>200559620
>Jet has decided to ensure the fish are wet 24/7, like in an actual aquariumNeptunian
>>200559383I mean that's probably objectively wrong
>>200559613PIZZA ROLLS. WHY'D YOU EAT SO MUCH PIZZA BRO??
>wham a lam posting >tayleigh spiraling>taylor cuckposting>jose spam its all so tiresome
>>200559626>>200559609Definitely not still seething about the retarded mexican squaw I promise guys
every now and then, i forget how brown 4chan has become, and then i come into these threads and am immediately reminded.
>>200559641>She>Not her fans that act like creeps for attention lol
>>200559646
>>200559646Ryu shoots fireballs and can fly 20 feet in the air doing spinning kicks bro
>>200559518Why are we linking to the website instead of /wsg/ now The absolute state of /ftl/
There is 1 taytriot left.Can stop Tay saying "shoutout to taytriots"Is she really oblivious to how unpopular she is?.
>>200559679But Van Damme is fast as fuck
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1719482411426771.webm
>>200559666
>>200559652>lose the "tank">double the "fish"i kneel
YEAH DUDE YEAHHHHH 1488 MAN YEAHHHHH>has black hair and brown eyes>best friend is an obese beaner>only dated beaners>knitted a beaner for a nigger>only ally in s2 was a niggerWow... So le based and trad!
Hideous as his sickly pale deformed visage may be, we really need this critter in there playing some crazy kooky character.
Only Shinji can save this now. Does he know how to play Yu-Gi-Oh?
>>200559383lol
HOLY SHIT BIRD IN SCHITTY
>>200559656well, i'm not going to let it go to waste...
>>200559475>takes all the pretty genes from trish>trish still mogs everyone in the camp except TayI swear these two are the only attractive flips I've ever seen
>>200559717all true except only dated beaner partshe's now dating her fan who does shrooms and drugs
>>200559732>except Tay?
>>200559732Erm..
>>200559718
>>200559730You're the one who ordered pizza in the first place. EAT A SALAD INSTEAD NEX TIME YOU FATTY FAT FATSON.
>>200559630Jesus Christ it's so accurate
>>200559749Guys tayleigh's totally hotter come on
>>200559718Doubt Zach would danger his adult swim contract
>>200559709now we're talking
>>200559630>That fucking pictureLoooooooóol
>>200559519Don't feel bad for him. this is the fanbase he created by larping as Mr alpha male self help guru
>>200559732>except Tayniggawat?
>>200559778
>>200559630damnnnn tayleigh looks like THAT?!
>>200559768She is. You're just simping for a monkey
>>200559753Why does her dress look photoshopped
>>200559807You're simping for a meth head that looks like a 40 year old dyke and has the body of a 12 year old boy
>>200559475Based Walmart greeter
ugly as sin
>>200559807How is this >>200559749Uglier than this >>200559301?
>>200559828Based cute chuddette! Saving the white race!
>>200559759i will continue to eat high protein foods despite their high content, thanks. you're more than welcome to eat bitch foods that are mainly water that have to be drenched in fats in order to be palatable. don't worry, being a faggot is currently trendy, so you're recommending what's cool
>>200559828with the most vilest rotten personality you can imagine.what a truly toxic diarrhea combo
>>200559807>>200559732is this the final tay simp?
Hey guys Jet hereJust had another email personally thanking me for this season and telling me how glad they are they invested in the season pass. Have you bought one yet? You're missing out if not!
will the rain be making tayleigh even sicker
>>200559856>rotten personalitythis is honestly the worst part, she's just a shitty person who thinks she's above it all, but she hasn't yet figured out people are laughing at her.
>>200557682Is she really a dyke? There's no way she hasn't taken any cock before.
>>200559828Wow they actually got Spenny on the show!
>>200559828some people are totally broken, it makes no sense
>>200559828Tayleigh quote: "I have green eyes"
>>200559865>Hey guys Jet hereI was very close to buying a season pass, but then I remembered, flowstreams exists and sending TTS is pointless when no cam works.
>>200559865I donated to based flowstreamsDon't censor Jordan tts and I'll think about it
>>200559847YOU HAVE TITTIES. MEN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE TITTIES, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT BEING A MAN. PIZZAROLLS!
>>200559888Green as puke
>>200559732>implying tay's the hottest girl there
>>200559880Who would be Kenny, and how would they cheat their way to victory this time?
>>200559856Niggers like you fear the based and redpilled kind
Someone said I looked like Justin longIs that a compliment
>>200559929New
Why do white people with poor bone structure and small skull size think they can say 1488
It's crazy getting a reminder of what you people find "hot"
>>200559543They were tasked with saying something funny and thats what she blurted out. Its cringe and tryhard and only delusional autists thought it was "based." Real racists hide their power level
>>200559501Its just one faggot from israel spaming
>>200559996A Russian jew
>>200559956>weird mutt with snakebites>22 year old who looks like my grandmaCoombrains will latch onto anything
>>200559942because they can
>>200559901my dinner tomorrow is going to be the same dinner i have every work night - a cut of steak (usually sirloin, ny strip or ribeye) basted with butter and either a potato or rice on the side. my chubby mantits aren't making me give up my diet, my man. if i had a similar thinking dommy muscle mommy to work out with, i'd find a few hours every day to eventually convert this pent up protein to muscle
>>200560021It's bad. I can find 20 hotter girls walking down the street by the closet college campus
>>200557533too much
>>200560053Willing to give up their phones and social lives for 2 weeks and be humiliated by Sam Hyde for chump change?
>>200560044You don't care because your depressed your depressed because your obese. You have 6 weeks to lose 20lbs. Or I'm buying you a bra. Pizzaroll bitch
Josie is the most average looking spic ever, I'm tired of all the faggots from minnesota, michigan and indiana simping for her.
Pitch black eyes, round mestizo face, shit literally glued to her teeth like bracesomfg shes so quirky and beautiful I love her shes just like my anime girls
>>200560101male fitness would be significantly more interesting if it were some sort of femdom kink where the girls were pushing males so the males would hit their desirable physique. instead it's always faggots and borderline faggots who want "compare" bodies
>>200560226I'm from indy and we have way better beaners out here. And they actually act like women not niggers. Some of them anyway.
>>200560289Male fitness is interesting because dying of a heart attack at 29 is boring and lame. It's actually crazy how bad being overweight is, the high blood pressure on its own is bad enough.
>>200560333stop simping for josie you sad mother fucker
>>200560333i could have died that early? and they're still keeping me trapped in this game? wtf?
>>200559914>>200559862>>200559791>>200559750Taylor nigga, how the fuck would you assume I meant that redneck abomination
>>200560368You are living on borrowed time. Seriously pizza rolls you are dying.
>>200560376taylor looks like she brushes her teeth every other day at best
>>200560390but her voice is pure sex and has nice tits
>>200560387>pizza rolls you are dying.thank god, i know i've been dying since i've been disconnected from the umbilical cord. i'm not against speeding up the process.
>>200560390That's hot becuz she cute grill
>>200560416>this is average fatties mindsetI fucking hate fat people so much, they are literally subhuman
>>200560409Her voice sounds like shit. Ugly butthole eye bitch.
>>200560416>i'm not against speeding up the process.This isn't what normal happy people say. You've been depressed for so long and its literally because your obese. Obesity effects the mind, you eat because your sad your sad because your fat from eating. Its a vicious cycle. Break the cycle pizza rolls, you don't need to be sad.
>>200560449if I knew that you only like little girl voices and if you were in front of me right now I would literally disembowl you fucking sicko
>>200560390how often does she wash her ass? asking for a friend
>>200560491Every day, the filth and soap drips down her legs and onto her feet
>>200560491monthly
>>200558096>>200558119whatever happeend to that clipper rocky lol
>>200559718deformed visage LOL
