My team editionprev >>200803296
sexo
>>200808324>MMMMMMMMMMMMM YEAAHA
Behold. The true enemy of team black.
>>200808355Aegon couldn't last long in her tight cunt
>>200808324I want to fugg the witch
is this franchise cursed to have all non-GRRM material be complete shit?
>>200808275
>>200808498Nah, the CK2 and CK3 mods are kino
>>200808355That's not Rhaenyra Targaryen and Alicent Hightower.
>>200806805>>200807881Yeah because Americans NEVER watch Korean films or TV series, right? Admit it, the "everyone looks the same" excuse is just a way to put black people where they don't belong. It has nothing to do with helping the audience tell the characters apart. Remember, Rhaenys has dark hair in the book.
What is the point of this show? If the writers want to do a "men r bad women r smart" angle they should at least make the women less incompetent.
>>200808690Why would you expect women writers to write women competently?
>>200808529i meant things that require writing, i haven't played those games tho
I'm hoping for set pics of Dunk's armor, it was so cool in the graphic novels.
They literally just hired the Gamestop guy and put a wig on him.How lazy can this season get?
>>200808690you forgot theDornish man:>Hah! You swarthy DORNISH bruteMan with a limp:>Oh how the gods have cursed youBlack Velayrons>...
>>200808690women just want everything handed to them, the idea of taking initiative or accountability is completely foreign to them.
Threadly reminder that Prince Daemon had Princess Rhaenyra practice giving that "HAWK TUAH" with Mushroom's enormous member.
Sir Rickard Thorne is a true knight.
>>200808794But the women in the show aren't even smart or competent. Rhaenys is talking about how all she wants is peace but then she's obsessed with commiting treason against Rhaenyra and making Rhaena heir of Driftmark.
>>200808987rhaenys also leads the killcount at the moment considering she killed about a thousand peasants when she collapsed a thousand tons of rock on top of their heads. I never said they were smart or competent.
>>200808690>What is the point of this show?It pays the bills. This isn't a passion project. >>200808498Meh, there's some autistic anon who managed to stitch together a good version of the dance to adapt. The issue isn't the source material, it's the brain power of the people who are hired to put on the screen. Don't worry, it's not a ASOIAF exclusive issue, all of Hollywood is suffering from a brain drain to STEM
>Daemon Targaryen had been the “Prince of the City,” his face and laugh familiar to every cutpurse, whore, and gambler in Flea Bottom. The prince still had friends in the low places of King’s Landing, and followers amongst the gold cloaks. Unbeknownst to King Aegon, the Hand, or the Queen Dowager, he had allies at court as well, even on the green council.>Even on the green councilWho was Daemon's green council double agent?
Form me? It's house picrel
>>200808355a child?
>>200809066Larys
>>200809069WTF is the point of posting shit like this, just ruins immersion.Imagine if I posted a picture of Aemon driving a BMW in targaryan armor, it would be jarring.
>>200809066Aemond or Larys
Is Daemon gonna have to CHOKE A BITCH?
>>200809066Jasper Wyld is the only one that makes even a lick of sense.
>>200809099>Form meform you into what? a crab?
One of the dumbest things I've ever seen on tv.
>>200809066Doesn't matter because it's inconsequential fluff to pad out the word count and never comes into play.
>>200809184hotd is now a comedy sitcom
>>200809155>Jasper WyldHow is that lawful of him?
>>200809184Allicent did nothing wrong, not her fault the retard Viserys named their kid Aegon as well.
So Alicent is a retard.
>>200809184> dumbestWhy? I thought it executed nicely. Something had to happen to push Rhaenyra's hand toward war. The realization that Alicent now knows the truth and chooses to do nothing will serve as a catalyst.
anyone have good screencaps of the Green Targaryen/Hightower soldiers from last episode?
>>200808987Who’s Rhaena even going to marry? and she doesn’t even have the velaryon name, so how does that work?my guess is after Rhaenys dies and Corlys acknowledges addam and Alyn, he marries her to alyn and makes them co-rulers or some cringe.
>>200809277Rhaenyra also has a kid named Aegon.
>>200809319Just find a random Hightower dude like in the book.
>>200804483isn't he too young to play Sirius?Honestly he's too old to play a student and too young to play a professor...
>>200809157Yes, I wish to be a crab, and to feast on the dead bodies my great god, the terrible crabfeeder, provides me
>>200809184Should add the laugh track to be honest
>>200809280She's not, writers are just Blackfags who make every Green unlikeable.
>>200809360>>200809277Call me a schizo, but I think this "skit" is legitimately the writers trying to explain why Show Rhaegar named both of his sons Aegon
>>200809184Rhaenyra is simply bad at flirting.
>>200809413Blood & Cheese shoulda had a laugh track also
>>200809362this means they won’t do it, plus they’re also giving her nettles’ storyline in part. if she flies into the sunset with sheepstealer like Nettie’s did, maybe instead baela marries his bastard like in the book.
>>200809319It's not even Rhaenys' decision to make. Rhaena is a Targaryen and Daemon is her father but the show treats Baela and Rhaena as Velaryon and as if their parents are Corlys and Rhaenys.
>>200808793The raceswap being intentional pales in comparison to the writers unintentionally miscasting Criston as a brown Dornish guy when he's from the Dornish Marches which is known for being white af. That just highlights how dumb they are. >>200809155Larys but he seems to be a chaos element. His executions caused a mass rebellion in the Reach thanks to a leak he probably started, he was probably the guy who hired Blood and Cheese without Daemon's approval, and he left Harrenhal undefended. There's also a shit tonne of speculative stuff. The only explanation for his actions I can imagine is that he wanted a war that culled the Targaryens and their dragons. If he was pro Rhaenyra he could've gave them Aegon when they captured KL but nah, he snuck him out.
We wuz Targaryns n shieeet.
>>200809345Based
>>200809291>and chooses to do nothinglist me 5 things she could do that do not result in the direct death of herself or her close family members
>>200809291>Something had to happen to push Rhaenyra's hand toward war
>>200809277the more this shit happens the more it's obvious that Viserys really was a retardDaemon should have snuffed him out
>>200808987>obsessed with commiting treason against Rhaenyrahuhhow
>>200809345heh
>>200809477>His executions caused a mass rebellion in the Reach thanks to a leak he probably startedwait what is this? I'm blanking
>>200809477not to mention a borderlander like him would hate the Dornish, and his book description is white as hell.
>>200808924>Mushroom was called upon to perform sexual acts for both monarchs during the danceWhat a scamp.
>>200809539SERVE ME VHAGAR NOOO! TAHOORE VHAGAR! NOoo.
>>200809184please HBO, don't write any new scenes just adapt the book
>>200809439I don't get how that explains Rhaegar in the leastIn fact I don't get why Jon was named Aegon in the first place
I'm really glad they made the greencels look like the villain scum they are, Team Black chads we are feasting just like when /ourstark/ comes south and takes over.
Outside of Aegon scenes, the funeral scene and Arryk vs Erryk, were there any other good scenes this season?
>>200809539granny Vhagar please tell us, was he yummy?Sweet, salty, tart??
>>200809550It's admitting that they know Rhaenyra's kids are bastards. Remember what happened to Vaemond?
>>200809477The dornish marches are constantly disputed territory and often filled with ethnically dornish people though
so the mid-season break rumors were false?
>>200809604>Though no longer himself capable of sexual congress due to his burns, according to the dwarf, Aegon still felt carnal urges, and would often watch from behind a curtain as one of his favorites coupled with a serving girl or lady of the court. Most often Tom Tangletongue performed this task for him, we are told; at other times certain knights of the household took the place of dishonor, and thrice Mushroom himself was pressed into service. After these sessions, the fool says, the king would weep for shame and summon Septon Eustace to grant him absolution.What a chad
>>200809539That tabooba looks tasty
>>200809692Mayhaps.
I used to say I liked the blacks more but since the show started I realized that I just like Rhaenyra and Aemond.Corlys sounds cool but he has been meh on the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fExG5pqLrtA&ab_channel=TheDragonDemandsDAREON CONFIRMED
>>200809494> [green scum detected]I'm not blaming Alicent. I'm saying this realization for Rhaenyra can be enough justification enough for her to escalate things.
>>200809477I don’t think he was super directed in his scheming. it was more to sow chaos out of spite for how he was treated for his deformity, his death scene is the major tell.everyone compares him to LF but the real comparison is Tyrion. After his trial and killing his father, he embraces becoming an agent of chaos, out to punish the world for mistreating him. Thats why despite being sent to work for Daenerys he dissuades Faegon from an alliance and puts him on a disastrous collision course with Dany.both of them simply want to destroy out of spite. Maybe the show will fuck this up and contrive him some deeper agenda, but for the actual one I doubt it.
Do you think they'll retcon that somebody(Corlys) pushed Aegon II's daughter out the window and Aegon III marries a Velaryon? At this point, the Targaryen marry so much into the Velaryons that Dany should be half-black.
>>200809645
>>200809645Rahenyra and Daemons fight in ep 2 was pretty good
>According to Moqorro, a red priest, the Valyrian glyphs on the horn read, "I am Dragonbinder ... No mortal man shall sound me and live ... Blood for fire, fire for blood.">Moqorro says whoever blows the horn will die, but any dragons that hear will obey the horn's master. The red priest says Victarion must be made the horn's master, and he must claim the horn with blood.So what do they do? Have a family member blow the horn and the blood of whatever dragons are nearby and the blood of the horn blower become permanently binded?
>>200809670There's salty, sandy and Stony Dornish and Criston is supposed to be Stony or light skinned.
>>200809749
>>200809741>CorlysIt was Unwin Peake without a shadow of a doubt.
>>200809749> it's Harren's hall> it's called HarrenhalGood one, George.
>>200809784
>>200809772Lighter skinned than sandy, still swarthier than the rest of the seven kingdoms
>>200808624reminder the Miguel is a jew.>Sapochnik is of Argentine origin, and has been married to actress Alexis Raben since 2006.[13]>>He is Jewish.[14]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miguel_Sapochnik
>>200808987Realistically written woman. What she says and what she does are completely detached from one another.
>>200809765When winds releases at the end of the year we will know don't worry
>>200809772He looks like a crusty dornish to me
>>200808690>make the women less incompetentThey're being written by women who are just writing what they know.
>>200809669>It's admitting that they know Rhaenyra's kids are bastardsHow do you figure?
>>200809807>The spot where Aegon the Conqueror Landed when he invaded Westeros>"King's Landing"Seriously, George?
>>200809938Because if they aren't then Joffrey Velaryon is the obvious and unquestioned heir to Driftmark and there is no reason for Corlys to care about swapping him for someone else
>>200809871Yes but the show is framed as though we are supposed to root for Rhaenyra despite her poor decisions. We are supposed to like her peacenik stance and idiotic attempts at reconciliation.The gap between intent vs. execution is jarring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4OCDKzRKr0&ab_channel=RixBricksWe need one for HOTD
>>200809807>>200809973>lands in the west>the westerlands
>>200810051>northernmost kingdom>The North
>Hey monke, we need you back on the show, you're going to sew up a child's neck
>>200810051>the north of the continent>called the north
>>200810075> gets paid more for a single cameo than she did per episode in season 1why the fuck not
>>200809749Daemon Souls was kino, KINO I SAY!
>>200810075Why the fuck did they bring back Millie and not just use Emma?
>>200810120wait, seriously? I can pay monke to give me affirmations?
He bears the Conqueror's name.He bears the Conqueror's sword.He bears the Conqueror's crown.He wears the Conqueror's armor.He sits the Conqueror's throne.He was anointed in by the high Septon in view of the Seven.He rides the most beautiful dragon to ever take flight.He is protector of the realm. Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the first men.He is Aegon Targaryen, second of his name.He is Aegon the Magnanimous, hero to the smallfolk and bane of ratcatchers.He is Aegon Targaryen, the one true King of Westeros.
>>200810156Because daemon always thinks of her as a child
>>200810071>>200810108>Damn, it's pretty stormy over here>Are these the Stormlands perhaps?
>completely moggs Emma D'Arcy with a 3 second cameo
>western continent is called Westeros>eastern continent is called Essos>southern continent is called SothoryosAnd this motherfucker has the GALL to say anything about Saruman being Sauron's man?
>>200810156because Emma's Rhaenyra is a fat sexless woman while Milie's is hot and fun
>>200809291Lucery's death and Aegon ascending the throne should have been enough.Alicent is stuck at this point. "Hey, son, turns out your kid got his head sawed off because I made a mistake. Wait, what are you doing with that sword?"
>>200810197monke
>>200810156Probably because she was into her when she was younger, now she's just the reason why he can't simply declare himself as the king
>>200810191She was smarter and had better instincts when she was a teenager. She seems to have grown dumber over the years.
How the fuck is Rook's Rest next episode when they barely even mentioned it last episode? Where the fuck are the forces converging on it? We got Cole and Gwyen going up there with 5 knights and had one scene of the dude on the black council saying "I must fortify Rook's Rest" and that's it. There was almost an entire season of build up for King's Landing.
where can I read fire & blood if I'm a poorfag
>>200810208Yeah but have you considered grima wormtongue
>>200810197Did they have to make her wear that frumpy dress instead of one of her sexo outfits?
>>200809319Doesnt Rhaena marry Alyn in the book?
>>200809807>>200809973>>200810051>>200810108>>200810194> it's a keep made of red stone> call it the Red Keep> it's a fort held by the dreadful Boltons> it's called the Dreadfort> there's two identical castles on opposite banks of a river> The TwinsGood job, Gurm.
>>200810285Sorry no time. Need more allicent sex scenes with zero nudity.
>Region where you can't go 10 miles without finding a river>The Riverlands
>>200810347Honestly it's funny how fucking evil the Boltons areThey live in the fucking DREADFORT, this is warhammer dark elves tier bullshit
>>200810307Wormtongue was a nickname not his family name
>>200810404why the fuck didnt the starks just exterminate them over their trillion year reign as kings in the norf?
Well what would you have called them then?
>it's a vale>you fucking guessed it.
>>200810156It's important to imply that he is a pedo
>>200809670>The so-called stony Dornishmen of the Red Mountains have the most in common with Westerosi living north of the mountains when compared to salty and sandy Dornish living in southern Dorne. Despite this, they have fought lords from the Reach and the stormlands for thousands of years.[24]
>>200810449>House known for flaying their political enemies and wearing their skin as cloaks>Everyone's cool with them and invites them to their weddings 'n shit
My Prince.
>>200809765Victarion's plan is to get three slaves to each blow the horn once when he reaches Slaver's Bay
>>200810282She was much less concerned with what others thought about her when she was a teenager and acted on instinct.
>King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First MenYou forget the Ironborn George?
>>200810304help
>>200810314Baela does and her grand niece Elaena Targaryen makes her a cuck queen by having an affair with Alyn.
I will never forgive condal for being a sunfyre hater
>>200810551They do not legally qualify as people.
>>200810404And the Lord of Winterfell refuses to enforce the "no flaying people alive" rule because... why?>>200810449Same thing the collective west should've done to the Ironborn.>>200810464George, you named an imposing 700-foot wall of ice "The Wall." That wasn't a little on-the-nose for you?
>>200809834>Lighter skinned than sandy, still swarthier than the rest of the seven kingdomsno. they are Targaryen level pale.>Stony Dornishmen live in the passes and heights of the Red Mountains. They have the most Andal and First Men blood.[4][5] Some stony Dornishmen might follow Andal rather than Rhoynar laws of inheritance.[7] They are fair of skin, freckle or burn in the sun, and have brown or blond hair.[4][5] These include the Yronwoods with their blond hair and blue eyes,[8] the yellow-haired Fowlers,[9] and the pale blond or dark-haired Daynes.[10][11][12]
>>200810520>fucks the king's (his brother) wife (his siter)>what the fuck I caused a succession crisis, must be the unworthy's fault!What was his problem
>>200810557alyn is like 40 and elaena won't be born for like 10 more years? wtf???
>>200810304try googling "fire and blood pdf" and then clicking the russian facebook link that's like 8 results down
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Taking_of_Stone_Hedgehttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Sack_of_DuskendaleYo do these not exist in the show?
>>200810556I normally don't like helping normalfags but maybe you're just underaged so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Just add "pdf" to the name of the book when you search for it and you'll almost certainly land in an archive somewhere where it's available.
Bran warged into him btw
>>200810482>SHE WAS ONLY 19 YOU SICK FUCK
>>200810574The boltons don't officially flay anyone anymore, its technically enforced.
>>200810638It's the collective consciousness of the weirwood sending him greendreams via Alys Rivers
>>200810671[Reek has entered the chat]
>>200810671>The boltons don't officially flay anyone anymoreexcept all the people they flay in their sooper secret totally not vampire lair flaying dungeon
>>200810304>>200810556>>200810631Help youself by adding "free" after "pdf" if you really can't find it
>>200810727>except all the people they flay in their sooper secret totally not vampire lair flaying dungeonOnly urban legends.
>>200810715>>200810727They kept it out of sight and behaved while Ned was visiting the dreadfort, that's the best you can get.
>>200810583They will be the state-mandated mathematically perfect balance of white, black, brown, and asian people and you'll like it.
>>200810184Yes
>>200810574To be fair to George there is so much fucking lore in the books that I am glad that people are named Jaime and Westeros is in the west and Essos is in the east. Otherwise juggling all the names, people, and locations becomes difficult. Have you ever tried playing Morrowind?
>>200810750can't wait to make one about rook's rest next episode.
Daemon Blackfyre > Daemon Targaryen.I'm sorry but it's true.
>>200809277>>200809291>rhaenyra is perfect and she won't start a war unless she knows aegon being crowned was a mistake that all the parties involved pushed because of a misunderstandingIt really is fucking garbage, I'm glad I'm not watching this and only shitposting on the threads lmao
>>200810715Ramsay is weird even for his father>>200810727Worst thing said about Roose is that he leeches himself, before roose they were chill for a long timeRoose's heir was originally Domeric who was a very nice guy not into torture or anything, until Ramsay poisoned him. They are capable of being decent people, Roose and Ramsay are just a return to their old cunt selves.
>>200810075ew.. what with that edit
>>200810814Daemonsisters....
How will Aegon react to Alicent being pregnant with Cole's baby
>>200810807>He can't keep track of Morrowind namesLet me guess, you joined house Hlaalu.
>>200810809>the show: rhaenys effortlessly defeats sunfyre and vhagar before stopping to think of all of the evil men that forced her to go to war. She then commits sudoku to thwart the patriarchy.
>>200810814Well one is the rightful king, the other is a "king consort" (LMAO)
>>200809370He is a bit too young, it'd be the opposite problem of the movies where they casted a lot of actors far too old.
so many Tumblr girls wanna fuck him
>>200810859Purple targ eyes.
>Ahhhh! That hooker WAS sucking off an erect penis in that brothel!
>>200810814The jobber failure isn't better than anyone and Blackfyres are less than dirt.
>>200810814Daemon Blackfyre, unironically, should have been king. His mother was Aegon III's daughter and Visery's son. When Viserys wasn't even in line for the throne, it was Aegon III's line that should have been king. + was knighted by his father and given Blackfyre.
>>200810814Both eclipsed by Brynden Rivers
>>200810958Dude's 5'10" and looks anorexic. His build might make sense if he were 6'3", but he's not. I refuse to believe all the big boned Tumblr girls can honestly see themselves with that toothpick of a man.
>>200810958I got wet too, and i'm a man
>>200811020Craven!
>>200810982Daemon also dies in the conflictHis line lives on, but then again, so does Blackfyres even if in exile.It's not like DBlackfyre lost any duel or fight that we know of, he died under arrow fire, no less honourable than dying falling from the sky
>>200810849I wish we'd have seen a bit of Domeric before he dies. It's such a cool name. Domeric Bolton.Very sanguine vampiric kind of name while being cool and a character who is nice and cheerful and not a fucking asshole wearing it would be refreshing.
>>200811046look at any plapjakthe guys are all thin
>>200809184did this happen in the book? thought it was a bad scene that just makes the greens look obviously in the wrong since she now knows the whole succession is wrong...
who are the jews of the HoTD universe?
>>200810464The thing is a lot of English placenames are the exact same thing, it's just they're using old English words for geographical features/structures and sometimes with people's names smushed together and then those get corrupted with time.
>>200809749>George didn't ask his FromSoftware friends to make an ASOIAF souls-likeprobably the 2nd biggest missed opportunity of his career
>>200808275Does any Black dies this season
>>200811046>looks anorexicAnon you can clearly see his defined musclesHe could use some bulk but he's not anorexic at all
>>200811120the bravossi and the maesters
>>200811159Yes, but I will not name who.
>>200811120Canonically the Iron Bank. Who else?
how will aegon react to cole fucking his mom.
>>200811105>did this happen in the booknope>it was a bad scene that just makes the greens look obviously in the wrong since she now knows the whole succession is wrong...In the book Alicent doesn't even get confused about the succession, she leaves Viserys' corpse rotting in his bedroom and usurps the throne knowing full well Rhaenyra is his heir.
>>200811046this may be the case BUT I'm so so many women there absolutely gush about him constantly serving cunt in every scene. that and when he DID have his first nude scene he was shown to be vulnerable which the girls ate up even more. THEN King Aegon the magnanimous teases him once and that just made them want to comfort-fuck him harder.also they love that he loves milfs
>>200811199He'll fuck Cole himself.
>>200809765but dany rode her dragon without any horn.and no horns were mentioned when the early Targaryens rode their dragons as well.maybe the horn is an epic shit to control a bunch of dragons not just one so it was never really needed.besides, Valyrians had tons of slaves.
>>200811199destorys the Valyria lego set a second time but with a fooking big hammer
>>200811105The fact is, greens are still in the right. Viserys was in the wrong for naming a woman heir, and then having a son right afterwards.
>>200811137Seriously just give them the rights to the material at a discount, Elden Ring gave the fatman far more goodwill than the lazy cunt deserves.
>>200811046Only dudes like properly balanced fitness. Most women prefer ottermode and have for the last 20 years at least. Think of all of the vampire media of the early 2000s and basically every team drama on TV.
>>200811159Yes and I will name one That old cunt Rahenys is either dead next episode or the one right afterwards. Good fucking riddance.
>>200811316She's literally the most enjoyable character.
>>200811234Maybe the horns bind dragons to your bloodlineSo one targ blew it, died, but his kids could now tame dragons
>>200810184>He was anointed in by the high Septon in view of the Seven.he was anointed by a random septon.
>>200811335you have to be joking
>>200811335No she isn't, not even remotely
What's his name again?
>>200811396looks like a gay jew
>>200811234They presumably used the horn before the doom of Valyria. And now we know the eggs Dany has later were from Syrax.
>>200811260>Open up ASOIAF From Soft game>End up in a quest I've already finished half of without knowing>Talk to the Lord of House Darksoul, he gives me some vague instruction and then laughs at me >Do what he asks and then come back>He is dead, he left a mediocre dagger>Reload the area>Lord Darksoul's twink son is now the Lord >He is barefootTh-thanks George and Miyazaki.
>targaryen criticals>sansa understanders>theon enthusiasts>elia lovers>rhaegar haters>cersei scholars>stannisdavos girls>infertile conqueror truthersAre (you) any of these things?
>>200811440Quest design in ER is so fucking dogshit
>>200811335>enjoyableYou misspelled 'treasonous'
>>200811352This is what I imagine. A father blows into the horn and his line is forever linked with the dragons but he dies.
>>200811468I am several of those but not all of themFor example, I couldn't give two shits about Elia and I am definetly not a Cersei scholarBut I do enjoy a good Theon charpter
>>200811468Rhaegar is a soothsaying rapist polygamist product of incest and got what he fucking deserved
>>200809370Sirius in the third book is supposed to be in his early 30s and Harry Collett is 20 years old now. Season 1 is coming out in 2026 and Harry will be 22 years old but Sirius appears in the third book and if it takes years for each season, season 3 will come out in 2030 and Harry will be 26 years old, a bit young but not bad because Sirius needs to be young this time compared to the movies.
>>200811468Rhaegar is based
>>200811558>Cersei scholar I feel like I'm working my way to being that with the amount of times I've listened to Feast
>>200810304in order to save piracy, i shall teach you.we have a while board named /t/orrents.most famous site is the pirate bay dot org.best site is rutracker dot org. make an account and use right click > translate page to navigate the site.install qbittorrent to be able to download stuff.
>>200811468I'm a cerseifanatic
>>200811193
>>200811620>Rhaegar is ba-ACKI won't even bother attaching the pic, you can imagine what it would be
>>200811604Lyanna isn't going to fuck you. Robert. She's taken. Permanently.
>>200811335She could have been a cool murder grandma if she had Meleys eat Aegon when she had the opportunity. Then they could've ended the conflict and the entire show right there and it would've been remembered as bretty good.
>>200811655based!
>>200811647You don't need torrents for a fucking book pdf nigger
>>200811468>infertile conqueror truthersi am this.>rhaegar haters>cersei scholars>stannisdavos girlsi like those too
>>200811668He is the father of the 3rd and 4th greatest Targaryen which puts him well above cuckolded losers like Robert
>>200809630>>200810958Woke trash, don't support HBO
>>200811249Viserys should have had his lords renew the oath after Aegon was born.The fact he kept switching heirs, then had a son in a culture that traditionally favours sons over daughters but never established that his daughter still took precedent is just another indication of how inept he was. And in a culture where a new lord swears an oath of loyalty to the Iron Throne, he didn't have new lords swear to uphold Rhaenyra as his heir.Seriously he was fucking retarded.
>>200809630Ths royal twat walks into the brothel and slaps your whores ass. How do you respond without sounding mad
>>200810304ebook hunter, has pretty much every book you'll think of reading
>>200811630I like when she seethes about Bronn naming the son he got with the retard lady Tyrion
>>200811748we need to educate the younger generation.the ASOIAF torrent has audiobooks too.
Whom do we side with?
>>200811791I sneak into his castle because that's the easiest thing to do in the show and then I kill him.
>>200811843Blois
>>200811771Dany is not his daughterJon is a decent commander of the nights watch at bestfAegon is a blackfyreRobert was king for 20 years, Rhaegar was king for 0, seethe, cope, dilate.
>>200811468>infertile conqueror truthersThis one is correct, his seed is weak and his sons are bastards.
>>200810464desu, real life locations have similar names but just in other languages so nobody notices them.but it's fun joking about them.
>>200811882>Dany is not his daughterIf Dany isn't Lyanna's daughter why does Ned literally OBSESS with her safety as Hand and Regent?
too bad dragons are bound to their riders otherwise aegon could have had his way and sent aemond with cole
>>200811882BASED AND BB PILLED
>>200811806love that part! >Jaime had to laugh. “There you are, sweet sister. You have been looking everywhere for Tyrion, and all the time he’s been hiding in Lollys’s womb.”>“Droll. You and Bronn are both so droll. No doubt the bastard is sucking on one of Lollys Lackwit’s dugs even as we speak, whilst this sellsword looks on, smirking at his little insolence.”great chapter! the part where she tries to not wince when the Blue Bard gets tortured is great too. kinda humanizes her
>>200811335Back to twitter now
>>200811910Anon Dany is his sister, her father is the mad king its been said again and again in books and show
>>200811910Ned is autistic and can't condone killing kids, it's why he tells Cersei to run away with her spawn in the first place despite knowing Robert was going to chase them down and kill them all himself.
>Aegon's II line died out, except for all these bastards and Dareon and his children.
>>200811882>Jon is a decent commander of the nights watch at bestJon is the prince that was promised>fAegon is a blackfyreAegon VI is a true targaryen king and he like all other even numbered Aegons he will be unrivaled in his basedness
>>200811997God, Ned was such a retard.
>>200812019>Aegon VI is a true targaryen king and he like all other even numbered Aegons he will be unrivaled in his basednessOh on that we agree, but he is not of Rahegar's line.
>>200811997Ned here's the compromise, you have Cersei and her kids put under house arrest.
>>200812014>Targtower genes go onnot canon
>>200811613I'm claiming Harry as Sirius now. He's never escaping house of Black.
>>200811249>Viserys was in the wrong for naming a woman heir, and then having a son right afterwards.Jaehaerys I the shit established the precedent of a king choosing an heir.he passed over the daughter of his first son (after the first son died) in favor of his own second son.then when his second son died, we called a great council to muddy things further.
>>200812066Rober wouldn't have put Cersei under house arrest anon, she would have tasted the ole warhammer
>>200812162>Jaehaerys I the shit established the precedent of a king choosing an heir.actually he established that a council chooses the heir
>>200812088Rhaena makes six of them with a big Hightower cock
>>200812162Jahaerys gave the lords the right to choose, thus making sure the great majority of lords supported the next kingIt's a wise move that secures a stable reignViserys held no such vote, as he was fully aware the lords would have voted for Aegon, not the woman mother of bastards
>>200812225>Aegon II's line lives>Aemond's line lives>Daemon's line is sullied with Hightower genesThis shit is fucking annoying
alot of faggots, niggers and useless whores watch this show huh
>>200812293>Daemon's line is sullied with Hightower genesDo you think he gives a shit? Rahenyra is half Arryn, the line is impure. The war is about power, Daemon wants his ass as close to the throne as possible which is why he goes team black
>>200812293wait til Aegon III marries Jaehaera in the shows finale
Someone please post the meme of Jace on Driftmark with all the photoshopped Black guys
>>200811468>The Blue Bard's eyes were the same color as Robert's. For that alone she hated him. "It is easy to see why you are Lady Margaery's favorite.">"Her Grace is kind. She says I give her pleasure.">"Oh, I'm certain of it." Might I see your lute?">"If it please, Your Grace." Beneath the courtesy, there was a faint hint of unease, but he handed her the lute all the same. One does not refuse the queen's request.>Cersei plucked a string and smiled at the sound. "Sweet and sad as love. Tell me, Wat...the first time you took Margaery to bed, was that before she wed my son, or after?">For a moment he did not seem to understand. When he did, his eyes grew large. "Your Grace has been misinformed. I swear to you, I never-">"LIAR!" Cersei smashed the lute across the singer's face so hard the painted wood exploded into shards and splinters. "Lord Orton, summon my guards and take this creature to the dungeons.">Orton Merryweather's face was damp with fear. "This...oh, infamy... he dared seduce the queen?">"I fear it was the other way around, but he is a traitor all the same. Let him sing for Lord Qyburn.">The Blue Bard went white. "No." Blood dripped from his lip where the lute had torn it. "I never..." When Merryweather seized him by the arm, he screamed, "MOTHER HAVE MERCY, NO.">"I am not your mother," Cersei told him.Cerseischolar reporting in
>>200812352Daemon dies, of course he doesn't care.But I can't stand Hightower fucking shits sullying Targaryen purity.
>>200812293>Aemond's line livesThis is all schizo speculation about Alys which has 0 basis on anything written down by georgeBut it would be cool if she was some ancestor of bloodraven. But its fanfic, lets not act like its anything else
>>200812368You think the show won't have Jaehaera die so we can see sexy-ass Daenaera?
>>200812218>actually he established that a council chooses the heirhe passed over the daughter of his first son until his second died THEN called a council.>>200812273>Jahaerys gave the lords the right to choose, thus making sure the great majority of lords supported the next king>It's a wise move that secures a stable reignonly after passing over the daughter of his first son failed due to the chosen heir (his own second son) dying.
>>200812412>This is all schizo speculation about Alys which has 0 basis on anything written down by georgeAnon, you've read the books, right? >[Aemond ]had not come alone. Alys Rivers flew with him, her long hair streaming black behind her, her belly swollen with child.What "basis" do you need?
>>200808345lol
>>200812437They’ll kill jaehaera off so people don’t say it’s racist. I guess Baela and Rhaena and Corlys aren’t enough.
>>200812465>called a councilWhich chose the heir, establishing the precedent. Passing over is irrelevant if he had the lords decide the succession. He passed over on the final choice, simple as.
>>200812047Ned wasn't stupid, he was weak.He knew fully well what was going to happen but he was too weak to sacrifice others, especially children, for his family. So his children paid the price instead.I suppose trusting Petyr WAS stupid but his retarded wife said he was trustworthy. Then to be fair Caitlyn IS a complete retard but she couldn't exactly dream that Littlefinger turned into a master schemer out of pure incel rage
>>200812477That the "line survived" is completely speculatoryWe don't even know how the brat would look like, if she had a miscarriage, if he died in a bandit raid at 20 years old
He's the only thing saving the blacks atm.
>>200808529i'm too much of a brainlet to get into this shit
I miss Ned
>>200812548foul traitor
>>200812524Ned was a hypocrite
>>200812545Speculatory with a basis in what GRRM wrote, and nothing occurring to refute it. I wish you schizos would read the books before trying to argue the lore.
>>200808788She 100% is a fetal alcohol syndrome kid isn't she?
>>200812138his visuals though...that's a face, he's gorgeous
>>200812412>>200812477lol i love watching someone get btfo with a quote from the books
>>200812610I exaggerated with "no basis" but it's been several days of seeing weird theories about Aemond's line spammed, one was claiming he is Bran's ancestorIt's all made up, there is none of this, all we know is that he plapped Alys
>>200808987Just realized that when rhaenys dies, 70% of the episode is going to be dedicated to crying over her and memorializing her, and they're going to skip over all the stuff surrounding it that's actually interesting.
my balls ache and they won't feel better unless Alicent drains them
>>200812685They are gonna skip Rhaenys being a fucking psychopath who murdered thousands
>>200809835They all are, anon, they all are
Was Laenor giving his backside to his squires or was he the one pitching?
>>200812673>I exaggeratedNice attempt but you made yourself look retarded as fuck. No one claimed a theory, they pointed out that at this point all we know is his line continued until something says otherwise.
>>200809184>add fanfiction to existing story>it's dogshit>only retards that are black and/or spend their free time watching/running reaction channels eat it up>it ages like dogshit and no one remembers anything about it within a year or two>rinse and repeatwhy
>>200812718t.
>>200812685That would displease me, to put it mildly
>nursemaid>dragon eggsBOOOOORIINGG
>>200812779>>it ages like dogshit and no one remembers anything about it within a year or twoIf only blood and cheese was as half as good as the red wedding. Maybe hotd would have beem remembered
>>200812685>>200812722>Rhaenys kills hundreds>gets an entire two episodes moaning her death>Otto tells the guards to keep the gates open to save as many civilians as possible and loses his job over telling his grandson killing innocent rat catchers was wrong>is the "villain"
>>200812385>wears all blue>has blue hair>actually hadls blue eyesWhat a shame he had such a good gimic
>>200809291You people should be skinned on a livestream because watching a retard get tortured would be infinitely more interesting and entertaining than all of the slop you faggots love to shill, combined.
>>200812828>In the end the Blue Bard told them his whole life, back to his first name day. His father had been a chandler and Wat was raised to that trade, but as a boy he found he had more skill at making lutes than barrels. When he was twelve he ran off to join a troupe of musicians he had heard performing at a fair. He had wandered half the Reach before coming to King's Landing in hopes of finding favor at court.>"Favor?" Qyburn chuckled. "Is this what women call it now? I fear you found too much of it, my friend...and from the wrong queen. The true one stands before.">YES. Cersei blamed Margaery Tyrell for this. If not for her, Wat might have lived a long and fruitful life, singing his little songs and bedding pig girls and crofter's daughters. HER SCHEMING FORCED THIS ON ME. SHE HAS SOILED ME WITH HER TREACHERY.blame the whore of Highgarden for poor Wat's fate
>>200812412>Alys Rivers>Brynden Rivers>both greenseers
>>200809539this, I've said it before but the entire point of the season finale is that rhanerya DOESN'T want to go to war. Then this happens and she has the moment of "no mercy" at the end of the episode. They have essentially pushed her character back 3 episodes because??? If you're going to do this then why that scene at the end (of course we know the answer)
>>200812522>Passing over is irrelevant if he had the lords decide the successionare you pretending to be retarded?>first son dies>pass over the legitimate heir (daughter of first son) in favor of own second son and name him heir>then when the second son dies>calls a council
>>200809184*cue Seinfield bassline*
>>200812831Ok calm down Ramsey, he didn't mean anything by it, he was just breaking balls
>>200809184
>>200812885>council decides>king doesn'tAre you retarded, anon? The council made the choice of heir and established a precedent. You can't pretend it didn't happen.
>>200812524>incel ragehe wasn't an incel though.he fucked Lysa back in Riverrun.
>>200812831anon, the show has its problems, and its getting worse, but obviously theres quite a few people here who have read the books, probably been at least loosely interested in the world around them for 10 or 15 years at this point, and enjoy shitposting about it. its really not that deep.
>>200812818it's weird because the greens are supposed to be the villains but usually seem to care about normal people more
>>200812861>Alys Rivers>Brynden RiversAnon...>>200812762I literally acknowledged the child and even spoke about Bloodraven being a possibility, you actual retard, I knew of the child since the start I was just stating anything beyond that is headcanon
>>200809630blackchads will not perpetuate the myth that starks are anything other than FAGS
>>200812726even that ryan dude?
>>200812985>I was just stating anything beyond that is headcanonWho stated anything beyond that you literal fucking moron? Tired of you lore-illiterate ESL faggots trying to argue in a language you don't understand.
>>200810304"Anna's archive" has all of it and just about any other book you want. Just Google it.
>>200813041I was preeventively saying it and you replied quoting the book with something I had basically already acknowledgedRead the post chain againYou shouldn't call people illiterate and fail so miserably to display basic comprehensionMy point is that anything that comes after Alys being pregnant is speculation, I then presented my personal speculation, but the fact that Aemond's line survives to this day is completely hypotheticalI stand by my original argument.
>>200813038Ryan COHNdal
>>200812936i hate people that pretend to be retarded.i also hate Jaehaerys and his cocksuckers.he passed over the rightful heir. then his other heir died.then he called a council.if his other heir riding die, no council would have been called.
>>200813135>preeventivelyKeep your schizo theories to yourself, anon. You're acting like a weird cunt over something only you've talked about.>I stand by my original argument.Which was a non-argument rooted in pretending anon said something he didn't. So you're a moron, basically.
>>200809222>nowVhagar,noooo
>>200813202Nope, he did literally say the line survived and that's speculation.There is no mention of Alys ever again
>>200813135>something I had basically already acknowledgedYou literally said it had no basis in the books even though the books say it does. Then when you were called on that you backtracked...
>>200813262I literally acknowledged the child when presenting the Bloodraven theoryYou guys have poor comprehension and even worse memory yet act incredibly smug for some reason
The Hot Girl in Harrenhal
Guys, guys, guys…Where’s the new general?
>>200813255Speculation you claim had no basis in the books: >>200812412>>Aemond's line lives>This is all schizo speculation about Alys which has 0 basis on anything written down by georgeuntil refuted:>>200812477>>[Aemond ]had not come alone. Alys Rivers flew with him, her long hair streaming black behind her, her belly swollen with child.and then you switched tactics like a moron/coward:>>200812673>I exaggerated with "no basis"Take your autistic anger over bloodraven theories and whatever the fuck else and get a grip on yourself
>>200813324>I literally acknowledged the childYeah after anon quoted the book to show you were wrong and you backtracked even though it makes you look like a schizoid.
one of gwayne's dudes should have got cookedno budget for dragon fire??
>>200813145i fucking kneel, anon...>I could point out that the showrunner has a Jewish background in order to justify this review, but when something has the global cultural heft of Game of Thrones, tribalism is transcended by the necessity for televisual commentary.https://www.thejc.com/life-and-culture/house-of-the-dragon-tv-review-the-dragons-lack-bite-their-worlds-too-clean-luhmt83f
>>200813340>Take your autistic anger over bloodraven theoriesThat's the one theory I likeAre you truly unable to read? I said "it would be cool"How can you make a post like this and not even double check
>>200813383or at the least, got picked up and dropped to his death like the nazgul and a gondorian knight
>>200813402Who fucking cares about your schizo theories? Literally no one was discussing them until you got served with a quote from the books. What are you looking for, validation of your dumb theories?
>>200813379>Yeah after anon quoted the bookNo, in the very post he replies to with the quote, the first post I made on the topic, you worthless illiterate moron >>200812412>But it would be cool if she was some ancestor of bloodravenAgain, its incredible how smug some of you act and manage to embarrass yourselves in such pathetic waysIt would have taken you 10 seconds to check before making this postBut you did not.
I think its fine when people put forward theories
>>200813449>Who fucking cares about your schizo theories?You apparently, you've been raging for several posts for something I had acknowledged since my very first post>What are you looking for, validation of your dumb theories?I wasn't looking for anything, you are making a big deal out of nothing
>>200813474lol you literally never acknowledge the child in that post, you only do it after anon rapes you by quoting the book
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>>200813550What do you think I'm talking about with Bloodraven? Genuine question, I want to hear what you think I meant with that then.
>>200808345 greenchad
I think we can all agree she is sexo though
>>200813526>something I had acknowledged since my very first post>>200812412>>Aemond's line lives>This is all schizo speculation about Alys which has 0 basis on anything written down by georgeWhy do you lie when I literally can quote your own bullshit right back at you?
>>200813601No one cares what you're talking about with Bloodraven, anon. That's why literally no one has bothered to acknowledge your posts beyond mocking your ignorance that you tried to pass off as "exaggerating".It is amusing that you're this upset at being called out for your ignorance of the lore.
>>200813639You can read the whole post you know, the part where I talk about it being cool if it ends up being bloodravenI can also pick only half your post and pretend to ignore the rest
>>200813714>No one cares what you're talking about with Bloodraven>nobody cares that you had already acknowledged the childClearly, this is true, you don't care about the truth about my post you just wanted to pick a fight
>>200810184I kneel.
>>200813762You never mentioned the child, you spoke only of Alys and REJECTED the child's existence by claiming his existence had no basis in GRRM's writings.Truly your schizoid powers seem limitless.
>>200813716It what? You spoke only of Alys and rejected Aemond's line continuing by claiming GRRM never wrote about it (even though he did). I don't get your constant lying (is it really just damage control?) when multiple anons have literally thrown your own moronic words right back in your face.
>>200813811>You never mentioned the childI ask you again, what you think I meant with the bloodraven line then? What else could I POSSIBLY be talking about in this context? I was talking abotu my schizo theory about the kid, clearly, thus I knew about its existenceBut its baseless, we don't know where that goes, thus we have no proof Aemond's line is alive.
>>200813762>you just wanted to pick a fight>>200812412>This is all schizo speculation about Alys which has 0 basis on anything written down by georgechrist the irony of watching this bitch-fit culminate in this
>>200813864>I don't get your constant lyingI am literally constantly referring to my original post to show you what I meant and you keep rejecting it and calling me a liar>when multiple anons have literally thrown your own moronic words right back in your face.I literally constantly called out the lies and the reply was "lol I don't care"
>>200813916I presented my own schizo speculation THE LINE RIGHT AFTER, IN THE SAME POST, so it included myself in an ironic wayCan you PLEASE read the whole post and not only the first half? Is it too hard to be intellectually honest and not take with bad faith everything I said?
>>200813929If you hadn't lied and then pretended to be "exaggerating", no one would call you a liar.You haven't proven a single person to be a liar except yourself.
>>200813879No one cares what you meant with bloodraven, anon, because no one was talking about himSorry no one cares
>>200813981>call others schizos out of the blue>complain that everyone thinks you're an asshole and no one takes you seriouslykek
>>200813991>I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ACTUAL POINT I LIKE MY STRAWMAN MOREYawn> because no one was talking about himWell, I did, and you all jumped on that post so its fair to ask you guys what you think I actually said
>>200813986>If you hadn't liedI didn't> be "exaggerating"I was, I don't think its schizphrenic behavior to make fan theories for example>>200814024>othersI was literally talking about myself, hence the theory attached right afterAre you able to read two consecutive lines in a single post?
>>200813879The proof is it hasn’t been killed off by GRRM. In a novel, the characters are alive until killed. What, you think Pod is dead too?
>>200811468>sansa understanders>rhaegar hatersI am these>targ criticals>theon enthusiasts>cersei scholars>infertile conqueror truthersthese guys are cool>elia lovers>stannisdavos girlsI don't think I met any of these
>>200814036>Yawnlol and you cry that no one cares about your thoughts
>>200814083I wouldn't say anything about Pod's bloodline 100 years later with no basis that there is such a bloodline around
>>200814080You did, and you tried to cover it by pretending to exaggerate after the book was thrown on your face. That’s pathetic.
>>200814129Who made such a claim?
>>200814105If you criticize my thoughts you don't get to claim you don't careYou've been seething all thread so clearly you do
>>200814163>The bloodline is still aliveImplies at current time, that being ASOIAF, that's 200 yearsIf I misinterpreted, well what did you mean by that then?
>>200814170Criticizing you is different from your thoughts, ESLanon. No one even acknowledges your bloodraven autism, which explains why you’re mad.
>>200814197Can you prove it isn't? Out of curiosity.
>>200814237I don't need to, beause I never, in any post, denied the possiblity, just the certainty.
>>200814197Logically a bloodline is alive until GRRM says otherwise.
>>200814204You are criticizing based on my posts, if you can't even present your interpretation fo my post your criticism is worthless, because you haven't thought about what you read for more than 10 seconds.
>>200814264>I don't need to, beause I never, in any post, denied the possiblity>>200812412>>Aemond's line lives>This is all schizo speculation about Alys which has 0 basis on anything written down by georgeevery fucking time lol
>>200814313Thats not denial of possibility, its denial of certainty, are you illiterate? I even present my theory in the line afterwardsYou must be trolling at this point
>>200814309If it’s worthless stop responding and calm down. If it has worth, respond to me now.
>>200814348To you "schizo speculations" with "0 basis on anything written down by george" means something is still possible?What an interesting world you live in.
>>200814366Well this post is not the same argument or critcism, because it presents a new argument trying to prove I am using a logical fallacySo I can reply without indeed acknowledging your other argument's worthIs this the game you want to play or do you plan on being honest for 5 seconds?
>>200814443Thank you for confirming my criticism has worth. You’re a weird one.
>>200814403Read the line afterwards when I present my own schizo take, showing I am using the word schizo ironicallyStop being dishonest, it's half the post you quoted, yet curiously you always only quote the first half of it
>>200814480Thanks for confirming you care about my bloodraven theory (?)I obviously care about you and the other retard unfairly jumping on me, I never pretended otherwise.
>>200814482Don't dodge the question. You claimed Aemond's line living was a schizo speculation with 0 basis in anything written down by george. You claim this means something is still possible.Do you stand by this? Yes or no?
>>200814519What theory is that?
>>200814519>call others schizos and retards>pretend to care about them wut
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>>200813389Yep, it’s called goyslop for a reason
>>200814567I don't understand this post, if I am still replying is obviously because I took offense in the accusations and tried to refute themI'm not pretending anything
>>200814646>I don't understandI think everyone has picked up on that
>>200814537It's not schizo baseless nonsense, that was obviously ironic (as proven by the line afterwards with my own speculation), as I admitted 30 or so posts agoI stand by it being just speculation, because it is just speculation, that is my point and I stand by that. I said I stand by that also 30 or so posts agoIt's my position, has been since the start
>>200814685Wow, ownedNow trying making posts that make sense or explaining your points instead of backing down and saying "I DON'T CARE" like a coward when challenged
>>200814729NTA but you realise that the leading with calling others schizos and their posts as baseless is probably what made no one take you seriously, right? Even if you say you were joking later.
>>200814766>get called out for lore ignorance and being an asshole>”I was just exaggerating”Ok coward
>>200814782>no one take you seriouslyBut they fucking did. The post was ironic in nature and calling myself a schizo, and people have been seething for a good hour
>>200814729>It's not schizo baseless nonsenseThen I accept your concession.
>>200814839Did they? You keep complaining that no one is debating your points. They’re not taking you seriously if they ignore your points and argue with you personally for acting like a jerk.
>>200814811I specified which parts I exaggerated and which part I stand by a dozens of posts agoWhen asked for a clarification on my position I never backed down, but you guys called me a liar and concluded I couldn't possibly be honest about it
real bracken/blackwood hours innit
>>200814885To be fair you don’t come off as honest when your first response is claiming you meant something else.
>>200814877>You keep complaining that no one is debating your points. You mean after half an hour of seething I started asking them what they thought I actually meant? Seems like a legit request, why are they seething if they haven't even considered my original post?
>>200814935You started asking but no one even acknowledges that. No one took you seriously.
>>200814927I meant something else? When I asked what you guys thought I meant you decided to avoid the question, so I don't even know what something else is supposed to beI explained what I meant 20 times over
>>200814960They do, hence why they are still here seething, they just pretend they don't when faced with the fact they probably misinterpreted my post
>>200814979Why would anyone take your questions seriously when your first post is sounding like an asshole for no reason?If you’re genuinely autistic can you say so?
>>200815017They do? That's why no one has acknowledged your points and you keep complaining about it?
just kiss already
>>200815041They literally linked that post half a dozen times, they cherry pick the part that supports their argument and ignore the part that doesn't.If they didn't take it seriously why are they arguing about it? Why are you?
>>200815106They linked the part where you sounded like a liar and were refuted.
>>200815024Then sorry for sounding hostile, I didn't mean it, it was ironic, as I said countless times (and supported by showing why and how)
