>>201696082
Based

give me something to watch commander

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>>201696279

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Jess

>>201696279
Tenebre

>>201696312
She's in Phantom of the Paradise too

>>201696312
Constantly posting her only makes anons think you jerk off to her every night.

gonna watch We Go On (2016) fo tonite

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>>201696623
who says i don't

>>201696082
Watching Insidious rn, man this movie sucks until the last 20 minutes

>>201696711
it's time to admit insidious 1 is a good movie

>>201697024
It's not bad. What makes this movie hard to watch is those unnecessary stingers

insidious is a solid movie. Great jump scares and tension and plot and actors and a great director. Great start to 2010s. James wan might the IT director the 2010s.

I get Sinister and Insidious mixed up all the time.
Sinister's home movies were awesome.

>>201697312
Wan's films mostly work due to their transparency, in that all they're supposed to be is spooky jump scare horror and they really lean into that. for mostly better than worse

>>201696674
Tell us if it's good.

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>>201696312
>>201696707
>times you accidentally fell in love watching an old movie
It’s ridiculous but I’m still obsessed with Jess. I’ve never fallen so hard for an actress in my fucking life.

>>201696623
Harperposting is a thing whether you like it or not, anon. It just took me (a Harper’s freak) posting her all year for it to catch on

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>>201698698
>Harperposting is a thing whether you like it or not, anon

Based

>>201698698
Based

>>201698698
harperposting is a lifestyle, a based one for sure

>>201697959
Sinister goes to absolute dogshit near the end
It starts great but ruins itself horribly

>>201697959
>I get Sinister and Insidious mixed up all the time.
Same but I haven't seen either of them.
I know one of them has Darth Maul and the other has Slipknot.

>>201697980
>spooky jump scare horror
You make that sound easy. You and I have probably seen enough horror movies to know while there are lots of enjoyable ones, there are those that stand above the rest. Insidious does stand above most horror films. Top 20 percent of them? Top ten? That is very above average. And it is not just jump scare horror, he created a very smooth movie. Everything feels just perfect in that movie.

>>201698698
>Harperposting
I prefer Nellposting.

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>>201696312
What are some Jessian and/or Harperesque quinoas?

>>201699565
>Same but I haven't seen either of them.
Why are you here?

>>201699565
>Same but I haven't seen either of them.
These are the people in /hor/. People who have not seen Insidious or Sinister and are discussion horror films with you lol.

>>201696674
>>201698420
Bros it’s actually pretty good

>>201699754
But those are both Cumhouse trash

>>201699793
Why would that matter when the person hasn't seen either film lol

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My kino playlist for this weekend with my grill

>>201699793
>Cumhouse
There was a time in the early 2010s when blumhouse meant a serious horror film.

>>201699715
Because I watch horror movies. 2010s supernatural Blumhouse jumpscare stuff isn't a subgenre that I watch.
>>201699754
Fuck off ESL.

>>201699971
Hell yeah bro, enjoy

>>201700179
Just looked at the timestamps and realized I responded to a samefag.
Dumb ESL needs to kill himself now
t. anon who made the post I'm replying to now

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What does /hor/ think about the Maxxxine trilogy? I thought X was ok, but haven't watched the sequels.

>>201699791
Based

Longlegs wasn't terrible and if you say it was you don't watch enough crap
It was just fine, decent even. We all wanted it to be great

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>>201699633
I'm a Kinski man myself. To The Devil A Daughter, Cat People, the list goes on. That being said Harperbro is my boy and I'll always bump his threads if I'm on.

>>201699572
Lmao you need to watch more movies.

>>201700497
Good take, I agree

>>201700497
>It was just fine, decent even. We all wanted it to be great
Are there any anons who really liked it?
If the best review is
>it was okay...
then probably won't check it out anytime soon. It'll go on the non-priority watchlist of movies I'll watch in 10 years.

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>>201699633

>>201700260
ESL, this is /tv/ where we appreciate movies from all nationalities. Way to show you don't have a broad range of movies under your belt.

>>201700841
>where we appreciate movies from all nationalities
Retard, who are you replying to? The post you replied to didn't say anything about that.

>>201700760
The scares and atmosphere were 10/10, the script was a 5/10, maybe even a 4/10
I'd give it a 7/10 with a good recommendation

>>201700986
>the script was a 5/10, maybe even a 4/10
>I'd give it a 7/10 with a good recommendation
I'll move it up in watch-priority as long as the script isn't bad because
>it's full of obnoxious quippy dialogue
>it has too much slow filler dialogue about drama that isn't related to the horror plot
I'm fine with a simple/underdone plot/script as long as it's not making me roll my eyes.

>>201701224
No the tone is all around very appropriate aside from one weird moment at the very end, and they never expect you to give a shit about the personal drama between these characters in a way that doesn't relate to people dying, which I appreciated.
The problem is just that the story doesn't come together in a way that works, and the writer is trying to convince you that everything makes sense when you can instantly tell that you're seeing an early draft of a story that needed a lot more polishing up. Writer directors have this issue very, very often.

>>201701282
Appreciate the breakdown, thanks.
I'll watch it eventually. Haven't seen much horror from the past 2 years anyway, so guess I'll watch Longlegs when I get around to that.
>The problem is just that the story doesn't come together in a way that works, and the writer is trying to convince you that everything makes sense when you can instantly tell that you're seeing an early draft of a story that needed a lot more polishing up. Writer directors have this issue very, very often.
Too bad it isn't better, a lot of people were excited for it and I've seen very mixed things since release.
If I enjoy the style of the film then I'll be able to look past the writing problems.

>>201701224
Female main protagonist and her diversity hire African male boss.

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>>201700397
The trilogy has some cool concepts but the reviews didn't really sell me on it. I'll get around to them eventually but it's not going to be anytime soon.. On top of that, I don't really like Mia Goth's no eyebrows look. Real shame too because I really dig freckles.

>>201701783
Mia needs to follow her destiny and star in an Aileen Wuornos movie.

>>201701783
>cool concepts
The main cast has all the dei checklists. The characters in X are just unlikeable. I watched like the first 5 mins of the movie and turned it off. Might try to watch it again, but nothing that is Mexican or brown to me will ever equate quality or worth it to me.

>>201701923
>nothing that is Mexican or brown to me will ever equate quality or worth it to me.
sorry about your mental illness/brainwashing/lack of taste

>>201702016
>sorry about your mental illness/brainwashing/lack of taste
Until brown people, their home countries are respectable, they are not respectable.

>>201702016
No one looks at a Mexican and go "oo quality." lol. When you visit Mexican resorts, you get warnings to not leave the resort area. lmao. Hearing Jenna Ortega speak English feels so weird. She has all the hallmarks of a dumb Latina female but in films, she is speaking coherent full sentences lol. So I watched her interviews and its like she has to try so hard to even speak normally. Those 75 IQ Mexican IQ genes lol.

>>201702168
/pol/ has fucking broken your brain

>>201702271
To continue, I think brown people come from jungles and really hot climates. Those climates make people not think and lazy to keep cool. And they are violent too, barely a highly functional race. I saw Curandero and it is clear Mexicans are barely functional. Functional races dont attack tourist areas.

>>201702168
Pissman, you're literally brown. You're the exact kind of creature you're complaining about.
Please stop bringing your retarded third world mental illness into this general. Go back to your kind.

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>>201700259
Thanks dude, hope you watch some solid horror

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>>201699268
It is indeed my friend. Studies I just pulled out my ass show one’s life is immediately improved once introduced to the films of cult actress-singer Jessica Harper.

Rewatching F13 Part 2 because I rewatched the first one last October.

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>>201699633
By Nellposting I hope you meant Little Nellposting and not that chick from The First Omen. I liked it but she can’t compare to picrel

>>201702756
I like Alice's messy hair in this intro. Too bad she's about to get Jason'd.

>>201696303
100% certain the director’s favorite movie is Suspiria. Those that have seen both know exactly what I’m talking about

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>>201702821
>anon thinks that girl looks better than me??

Kolobos is one of the worst movies I've ever seen

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>>201702821
yea,no

>>201703093
Even besides the theme it's obvious the director was an Italian horror fan.
>>201703505
Need to watch more movies then.

>>201701783
she has very thin eye brows
naturally. she’s a natural blonde and doesn’t dye them when she dyes her hair dark.

>>201703914
She thinks that will make out stand out.

>>201702858
>scott dancing with muffin
Lmao this movie is so funny. The humor in the F13 movies is underrated.

>>201700608
Same here man. I always enjoy seeing Kinski threads and bump if I catch one on the catalog.

>>201703978
>make out stand out
Roastie jeet man moment

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>>201703322
>>201703713
Get back with me when she can tap dance, look sexy and sing like Betty Boop all at the same time.

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Anyone know anything about this?

>>201704447
Jeet Man is allergic to speaking actual English.

>>201704135
Going to continue blogposting because I had to pause to go to the bathroom anyway.
One of the best jokes is that the first movie has the "goofball" character Ned, and then Part 2 has a character with the same role named Ted.

>>201705164
He also loves samefagging and going on irrelevant tirades for some reason.

>what would he be like today?
>some kind of out of control psychopath?
>a frightened retard?
Damn Ginny. You can't be calling Jason that, it's ableist.

>>201696082
Movie where he burns women in his house

>>201705617
Don't Go in the House?

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He did nothing wrong

My wife wants to watch X and Maxxxine since we liked Pearl but I dont want her to watch BBC cuck propaganda. What do I do?

>>201705798
Pearl makes it incredibly clear that cucking that dude was a bad choice. Hardly would call that pro bbc cuck

>>201705798
Watch May instead, she might like it if she liked Pearl.

>>201705929
X*****Fuck.

>>201699793
It's Blumpkinhouse, retard

>>201705798
Just lie and say you’ve already seen them and they aren’t worth watching. Or just be honest with her, no one here gives a shit

>>201705644
Yes, I had a copy where the title card called it the burning, makes more sense than the actual the burning

I saw the devil is badass, but it's another one of those that feels a lot more like a thriller than a horror

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How many of you watched Allie's video?
How many of you just went looking for her lewds instead?

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>>201706839
Wtf are you talking about?

>>201706839
Look at her boobs. Look at the fucking, roundness, of her boobies.
Now look at my cock.
(faggot)
See how hard it is?
Now think how soft her boobs are, and compare it to how hard my cock is.
Complete opposites, competing for attention.
Competing for your attention.
Faggot.
Who wins?

>>201707121
>doesn't like return of the living dead
Ok retard. Your opinions aren't valid when you have taste that shitty, please don't post again.

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>>201705164
>>201704447
>>201707233

>>201696707
She's beautiful, but how could you jerk off to her?

>>201707387
Based original content.

>>201700497
I watch almost nothing but crap and Longlegs was garbage. Just watch Cure instead.

>>201707401
>how could you jerk off to her
By moving my foreskin back and forth repeatedly and fast.

Who /horhor/ here? (horny horror).

Saw Oddity tonight. Little slow at the start but was pretty decent. Would have been better if we didn't have some dumb kids behind us talking the whole time though.

>>201706839
I might actually watch it because I kinda sorta like My Demon Lover.

>>201707526
Horror is the horniest genre. Especially Italian horror, the guys making those were pervs (this is a good thing.)

>>201707233
Return of the Living Dead is awful. What the hell is wrong with you?

>>201707596
This post might be worse than any post that negro piss man has made. Quite an accomplishment.

>>201707596
Shut the fuck up retard. You're bringing the intelligence of the general down with your terrible opinions.

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>>201707596
>Return of the Living Dead is awful. What the hell is wrong with you?
*CHOMP*

>>201707693
>negro piss man
who?

>>201707958
Me.

Horror movies are best when you're talking to the screen
>watch out ginny, jason's right behind you!

>>201708123
I do enjoy calling characters stupid idiots when they do something stupid and idiotic.

>>201708123
>Ohhhh, you better not go in that house...
>GET OUT OF THAT HOUSE!

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>>201708257
>Hey, why don't you go in that house?...
>Ohhhh, you're fucked now, BITCH

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Top F13fus
>annie
>chris
>ginny
>vickie

>>201699565
I've seen them both and can't remember which is which. You are correct with the Darth Maul and Slipknot comparison. Don't bother watching them because they are both objectively shit.

>>201706839
The 2nd one.

>>201707958
Ah, you are him. That explains.

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what in god's name is this

>>201700397
X is just weird cuck shit, it's an unintenional comedy imo

>>201709648
That's Pissman. Tbh I can't tell if he's the same as the current Pissman shitting up our threads or not, but he's the original Pissman.

>>201700397
I watched X and disliked it, but I thought the alligator kill was kino and the idea that it was shot in the style of a 70s horror movie was pretty cool at first. Besides that and a naked Mia Goth, the movie has nothing of value.

>>201709836
We might be on the sequel, Negro Man 2: Cult Of The Piss

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Do you guys think House of 1000 Fucking Corpses or Devil's Fucking Rejects is better?

>>201710164
Different genres of horror, but I prefer Devil's Rejects, then House Of 1000 Corpses, and finally 3 From Hell.

>>201710206
>Different genres of horror
Yeah that's why I can't figure out which I like better. House of 1000 Corpses is Texas Chainsaw/Spider Baby, Devil's Rejects reminded me of Last House on the Left.
Need to rewatch House sometime.

>>201710164
House peaks out higher for me. I just love the ending. Rejects is more consistent.

>>201710469
Rejects has the most memorable ending with them driving to their supposed demise until 3 From Hell came out. Plus, I love Tiny showing up. I wish he lived, needed more of him in the trilogy.

>>201710469
>>201710544
Both movies had pretty kino endings.
Very confused how the plot of 3 From Hell will go.

>>201710702
3 From Hell turned out better than it should have given the very quick rewrite it needed, do to Haig's health tanking.

>>201710759
Didn't know that, but it makes sense. I know it had a way smaller budget.

>>201706985
Wtf is this real???

>>201710759
I'll keep the troubled production in mind when I check it out.

>>201710959
be sure to do that you fuck faggot

>>201710982
Hey Rob.

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>>201708878
Annie didn’t deserve it :(

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>>201711046
Didn't even know if she was a good counselor or not. Could have at least waited a bit.

>>201711130
True. That webm also loops surprisingly well.

>>201711046
F
>>201711130
It's kinda funny that the first (new) counselor that Pamela kills is the girl who seems like she actually wants to take the job seriously.

>>201711240
Damn, it does. Annie is stuck in an eternal loop of throat-slitting.

>I Know What You Did Last Summer sequel announced
>passing of the torch just like with new Scream movies
>not written by Williamson
It's like they learned nothing.

>>201709708
Kino name please?

I went and saw Longlegs today. Strange film, but I liked it. Definitely not for everyone. One thing I didn't understand was why that one chick in the mental hospital survived her massacre though.

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>>201711650
Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl, it's by the same guy that made Tokyo Gore Police.

You will tell me the worst horror you've seen, but pitch it to me as if it's the best movie you've seen.

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>>201700608
>>201699633
>>201698698
for me it's Isabelle Adjani posters

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>>201712246
and Viy / Natalya Varley posters

my people

Horror kinos with big-booty Asian girls?

>>201712700
>asian
>big booty
>actress
Anon, that's a unicorn, even western actresses are rare to have a big booty.

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Any good shark/adrift at sea movies like The Reef or Open Water? Seen a bunch but wondering if I've missed any

>>201712821
did you catch 47 Meters Down? it's worth a watch.

>>201712853
Know of it but never saw it. I'll check it out.

>>201712931
It's decent. Has a sequel too but never got around to seeing it.
Multiple of those kind of shark films this year too
>No Way Up
>Deep Water
>The Last Breath
>Something in the Water
unsure if any will be good. there's Under Paris as well, though that's more Jaws style.

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>house of 1000 corpses
That's a fairly small amount of corpses for an average-sized house, I'd say?

>>201713473
Not in this economy.

>no Nalley horror movie either about a crazy forest tribe or supernatural spirits hacking off people's heads
Make it FF and it would be kino as fuck

>>201712821
The Shallows (the one with Blake Lively)

Watched Terrifier 2 yesterday and it was shit, the tommy gun scene was hilarious but after that the movie flopped. Too much yapping and the ending was retarded. Probably not gonna watch part 3

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The WEBDLs out rn are all hardcoded with korean subtitles right?

>>201712246
Based

>>201714067
probably
vod release date is july 30

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Tin foil man ruined the flick

>>201714601
I personally sleep wrapped up in tin foil. Have to keep people from both stealing my thoughts and implanting thoughts into my mind while I'm asleep.

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>>201712246
Why not both?

>>201714661
>he doesn't know about the aluminium worms

>>201714730
Based sissy representation

>>201714747
Nice try lizard aliens, mossad, interdimensional femboy, or whatever you are. I'm not falling for your tactics.

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>>201714730
you're right

>>201714808
>interdimensional femboy,
ok you got me i'm a gay wizard stuck in a lesbian vampire's body, but tbf they doubled security at the hospitals lately so I gotta branch out

>>201714961
>gay wizard
>in a lesbian vampire's body
So would it be gay to fuck you?

>>201715169
>69
Nice. Idk ask the quantum scientists who worked on The Fly, all I did was volunteer

>>201715169
>We need to know if the monster was wearing a skirt at the time

>>201715837
Funny enough, variations apply to other things. For example: we need to know if the guy yelled allah akbar at the time of the killing

>>201715949
>we need to know if the guy yelled allah akbar at the time of the killing
That's just what cannibal butchers do to cover their "pig" meat processing scam, I've seen a documentary on the subject

>>201715986
Can't forget what the police ask before every assault involving a black person and others, "did the other person say the n-word?"

>>201716056
That just cops looking for an excuse to say nigger, not a cannibalism movie though

>you now remember The Green Inferno when the tribe woman breaks the girl's hymen with her finger

>>201700397
Pearl is Kino. It's got a weird "Wizard of Oz" vibe woven into it, and it's great to see Mia Goth come completely unglued as the film goes on. Haven't seen XXX yet, sounds like it's the most disappointing of the 3 though

>>201700497
Well put, anon. If the marketing for the movie weren't so misleading, it would have been such a let down

>>201711690
based thanks

>>201717677
No problem. Hope you like it.

Have 3 FF movies lined up for tomorrow

>End Of Watch
NOT horror, but will probably be great.
>They Are Watching
Plot sounds edgy & misinformed as all fuck, but hoping for the best.
>Witches' Well
I know nothing about this except it's FF, and it has a shockingly low 1.9/10 on IMDB. So here's hoping it's not complete shit.

>>201707401
Not that anon but I could never, I think so highly of her it would feel wrong on an instinctual level.

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>action
>comedy
>drama
>fantasy
>horror
>mystery
>romance
>thriller
what the fuck am i in for? also, thanks yify!

>>201721277
It has been a long time since I've seen it, but do remember liking it.

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>>201701783
>Real shame too because I really dig freckles.
My man.

>>201721376
Freckles + Braces are the best. Wish I was a Chad, so I could get a woman with freckles that would wear cosmetic braces.

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>>201699677
Checked. The actress in Stopmotion looks Harperesque based on the trailer but I bailed on seeing it in theaters for whatever reason

>>201718955
I once said that about my first crush, but it changed as soon as I hit puberty.
What I'm saying is, grow up.

Recommend me some good Italian horror movies that aren't directed by Argento/Fulci/Bava/Soavi because I have seen all of their films.

>>201722757
Is that both Bavas? If not, A Blade in the Dark/La casa con la scala nel buio

>>201722881
Yep I've seen the films of both Bavas.

for as big as the French film industry is, why do they so rarely make horror films?

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>>201722257
You tell me to snap out of it but I’ve felt things for her I never felt toward my ex-girlfriends. I don’t expect you to relate

>>201722907
How about Avati?

>>201723017
I've never seen his movies. Which ones do you recommend?

>>201723077
You've probably seen Macabre because it's with Bava jr but he's also The House with Laughing Windows and Zeder

>>201723147
>>201723077
If you haven't seen The House with Laughing Windows you should definitely watch that

>>201723147
>>201723177
I'll check it out, thanks

Why are these threads allowed outside of October? Do something about it. NOW

>>201704667
>nurse anal log
wtf lol?

>>201722757
All the Colors of the Dark
Castle of Blood
The Fifth Cord
Footprints on the Moon
The House With Laughing Windows
The Long Hair of Death
The Perfume of the Lady in Black
The Possessed
A Quiet Place in the Country
The Strange Vice of Mrs Wardh
Torso
What Have They Done to Your Daughter?
What Have You Done to Solange?
Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key

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>>201723242
It’s an inside joke anon, you have to watch Shock Treatment to get it.

>>201723342
Can you trim this down to one or two movies? Don't have time for alla that.

>>201723342
Thanks, also this faggot >>201723470 is not me

that move was awesome

>>201696082
what are some horror kinos with nurses?

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>>201714765
>here’s that ugly freckled femcel no one would take to prom

where'd you get those recommendations, the nigger store? lol

>>201723583
Nurse 3D

>>201723201
>>201723616
>>201723577
Who are you talking to, schizo?

>>201723685
The void apparently.

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Extending this from the Saw thread from earlier: favorite Saw waifu?

I was just brainstorming

>>201696082
oh noooo it's a 30kg heroin twink with a rope!11

how horrifying

>>201724290
You haven't even seen it, sit the fuck down

>>201696711
I thought Insidious was pretty unsettling

>>201700397
I saw the second one and legitimately had no idea it was a prequel to something. I liked it. Is the first one good?

>>201724402
+1

Watching in a violent nature (taking a break to post) it's probably the best flick I've seen in 5 years or more. You can check it out with a Shudder subscription

>>201724637
>taking a break from a movie that's like 90mins long
lol zoom zoom

>>201724811
what moobie?

>>201724861
Dario Argento's The Stendhal Syndrome
It's kino

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Smash or pass?

>>201724904
gay tattoos and crazy stretchmark action around stomach

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>>201724288
>

Do people actually like Argento and other Italian horror shit or do they just think it makes them look intelligent? I've never really understood.

>>201725033
>do they just think it makes them look intelligent?
kek what?

>>201725033
>Do they just think it makes them look intelligent?
You're confusing Italian horror fans with Arthouse horror fans, anon.

>>201725142
I think Italian horror fans were the OG fart sniffers, to be fair.

>>201725168
Italian horror is literally shlock though. How the fuck are Fulci movies for fart sniffers?
Italian horror is actually fun, arthouse slop is boring.

>>201725033
Nobody watches Italian horror to appear intelligent. If anything, you sacrifice any illusion of intelligence when you watch Italian horror. It's a sacrifice some of us are willing to make.

https://youtu.be/FvSIJ-9Z8HY?si=eLdXpOvhES2i5eJ7 :(

>>201725168
I think there's a stereotype of them which combines a lot of hipster traits (you wouldn't know it, it's in a different language, some other genre autism you get from any niche group) like the giallo fan with the stuffed in the fridge gag from Scream.
I think among horror fans though if you said you were a Fulci fan, they probably wouldn't assume you even like all of giallo. They'd just start talking to you about zombies.
Argento fans have a lot of overlap with people who like theatrics though, so what's probably originating the stereotype is the type of person who also would mention Fellini (you wouldn't get it) and wears a scarf and mentions the two weeks in Europe they had five years ago every moment, so they don't necessarily watch a lot of Argento movies, they just know to name drop him. It's like how you get a lot of kids deeply into Oasis now (no mom not because of the TV show) who have no clue who Blur are but also love Gorillaz. Argento happens to be the one that's best known to people who want to pretend they know something others don't. Fulci never gets anything besides sometimes zombies as recognition in comparison

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Is the Poopyfarter 3 trailer out already?

>>201705749
Supreme candybar disrespector

>>201726299
Yeah

>>201726299
You WILL piss, You WILL shit, You WILL cum, and you WILL puke while watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRU8tSNQJic

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>>201726490
>>201726463
The christmas tree glasses are cute and funny desu

Poopyfarter is so fucking cringe, can't wait to see it in theatres.

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>>201726490
We shittin good capitalcitybros.

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Art in da Hood would be a lot more fun

>>201726882
for the niggas

>>201722948
Wtf man, they've been making classics every year since the mid of 90s, sometimes multiple ones per year. They've even made their own subgenre of horror, New French Extremity.

>>201726965
what're the best French horrors from the last couple years? I've only ever fucked with Japan and Italy for foreign stuff
Seen High Tension, was okay and Climax, was p. good but not great

>Enjoy watching a movie
>Sitting through the credits
>They have a "Covid-19 rep" listed
Why do they ruin everything?

>>201727159
Just watched this a few years ago, was incredibly based and good. I think it's on Shudder if you subscribe.

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>>201727071
how can you possibly be this sensitive
it's 2024 come join us, you don't have to be like this anymore

>>201727065
>2019
Deerskin,Yummy
>2020
The Swarm, Meandre
>2021
Titane, Barbaque
>2022
Megalomaniac
>2023
Red Rooms
>2024
Under The Paris
>upcoming this year
The Soul Eater, Deep Dark

2000 is best decade for french horror though. You should watch Martyrs and Inside.

>>201727197
>>201727159
It's free on tubi. Adam Greem can't make bad horror movies.

Just seent the jack in the box rises, probably up there deep for best horrer of 2024

>>201727298
Forgot Pandemonium (2023)

Hold up. Are there actually people on /hor/ who DON'T sniff their own farts??

>>201727641
At night in bed I deliberately dutch oven myself if I have to make a stinky.

>>201727322
He's a true fan of the genre, which definitely helps. He also has a band he sings for. Not my cup of tea genre wise.

>>201727697
Based

>>201727322
Frozen was ducking fantastic.

It's raining where I live, what movie should I watch tonight?

>>201727885
The Fog.

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>>201727885
The Old Dark House

>>201727225
Not everybody signed up their mind away for globohomo shit

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>>201725033
You come off like you personally think you’re above Argento/giallo in general.

>go to Tubi
>search Bigfoot
>have months worth of movies to watch
Even if you just watch the horror ones, you still have a lot of movies to watch. Most will probably be shit, but still. When people say "I've seen everything", they're just retarded.

>>201728398
Yeah, but when they say 'everything' it's implied there a certain threshold of quality

>>201728398
based

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>>201716338
I saw Green Inferno and the Evil Dead remake back-to-back after hooking up with some chick during college and I can’t separate the two. They’re both very watchable but I only checked Green Inferno out after the poster reminded me of that tongue-cutting scene at the end of Saló

>>201728398
>>201728575
t. Tubi shill

>>201728474
No, everything by its definition implies everything.

You guys should check out Primer, it's the most intelligent movie of the last couple decades.

>>201728622
t. filtered retard

>>201728627
If you are retarded, maybe. Language is inherently nuanced, things have different meanings depending on countless contexts.

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>>201728648
I tried watching it once but I had no clue what they were even talking about

>>201728664
>no, don't call me out, let me shill in peace

>>201728742
Not a shill but you should look into Shudder, they're doing really great stuff. Creep Show ruled.

>>201728398
>Please watch my abysmal garbage
No

>>201728696
And "quality" is 100% subjective, so it's reasonable to suggest they watch everything, as only they will know after watching if the movie is "quality".

>>201728648
explain why

>>201728648
Great fucking film, a huge cinema tragedy that they massacred my boy Shane depriving the world of more kino like Primer and Upstream Color.

>>201728805
Bald from Penny Arcade shilled it back in the day.

>>201728782
Strawman. Filtered.

>>201728815
What happened to him? Another autistic young man caught up in woman trouble?

>>201728398
>107 results

kek

>>201728789
No doubt on the qualification of quality itself, but this watch everything strategy can only feasibly be useful if someone goes for quests like "watch all bigfoot movies" or "watch all tomato movies", otherwise it's just empty completionism and you'd have to suffer through endless dreck.

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>>201728818
oh yeah, that guy from that thing

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>>201725234
>Italian horror is actually fun, arthouse slop is boring.
Well put. I wanna repeat this to every person that prefers bottom over top

>>201729000
Checked.

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>>201723879
Freezer chick looked too good for the scene to be scary.

I've only seen the first Saw, should I marathon all of them?

>>201729079
I'd say go for it. It's a corny, over the top soap opera with blood and gore. It's a good time.

>>201729126
Will do, appreciate your guidance.

>>201727298
nta, but what are the best 2000s French horror films, excluding the obvious like High Tension, Martyrs, and Inside?

>>201728968
Part of life is suffering through endless dreck, might as well be for a good reason for once. Completionism isn't empty, as you never know if you'll like the next one or not. I hated Fear Street, but liked the next two. I'm still going to watch the new Smile movie, even though I didn't like the first.

>See Bigfoot movie
>Watch Bigfoot movie
Simple as. Pseuds will never understand.

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>>201729222
The Piano Teacher. It was a horror for me anyways…

>>201729222
nta, but Frontier(s) is another must watch from that extreme french wave era.

>tfw my program labeled The Last Exorcism 1 & 2 as being from France
Sometimes I have to babysit the fucker because it pulls the weirdest data.

>>201729391
>my program
Who? Your boyfriend? lol

>>201729423
The program I use for movie & tv cataloging.

>>201728815
Primer was based. Upstream Color was too much fluff. I threw it on and it couldn't even hold my attention. Something about a guy in office clothes and some chick reciting poetry to each other throughout the whole movie.

Do you still torrent movies or do you use the streaming sites now? I've become zoomer pilled and don't really care about the worse quality and just check whatever site isn't shut down.

>>201729456
No need to be coy, dude, we all suck cocks here

>>201729456
Your boyfriend? hehehe

>>201729519
Torrent everything I can. If it's not on torrents but on Tubi, I'll download it from there. Rarely I'll grab something from a DDL site if the file is small enough.

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First reply determines what the next edition will be.

>>201729556
>>201729578
Got filtered. Keep replying, I'll never see it.

>>201729519
I only torrent. It helps if you are on many private trackers, but even then, it's inevitable to get autistic about quality after you experience true 1080p or 2160p, not downgraded low bitrate stuff.

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>>201729625
Chinese edition

>>201729519
First: it has to be free.
Second: whatever requires the least amount of finger strokes/time to get the movie playing.

>>201729650
nta, but if you have a good upscaler & sit the appropriate distance away, the quality of even 480p isn't that bad. Sure everything will be far less sharp, but it's not bad by any means.

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>public trackers literally don't have most obscure horror movies, and if they do, it's shit quality or has no seeders
>I'm not autistic enough for private trackers
>Piracy streaming services are shit quality and you can't download them
Why the fuck is it so hard to watch horror movies?

>>201729644
lol, you're THAT schizo? lmao, even

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>>201729665
So it is written, so it shall be done.

>>201729519
torrenting since the PS2 days

>>201729734
It's not only for horror, it's hell out there for arthouse, classics or actually anything that isn't a recent blockbuster or 0-day releases

My mom yelled at my because she got an email from our ISP when I torrented something, don't remember what it was. So I don't torrent anymore.

>>201729876
get a vpn

>>201729876
pussy. should have fucked her to teach her not to talk back to you

>>201729876
How many boosters?

>>201730027
>>201730027
>>201730027

>>201729665
I thought they couldn't have spoopy stuff in China?

>>201730082
as long as there's no skeltons it's fine.

>>201729922
Paying for a VPN so I can pirate kinda defeats the point. I'll just have to wait for her to pass away so I can torrent again unmolested.

>>201729625
>there are people who simp for this

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>>201730490
Suspiria 2018 would’ve been kino if she’d starred in it instead