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>>202026037
I pledge allegiance to the one true thread
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LET ME IN! LET ME IN! I WANT ANOTHER HARRENHAL SCENE! AN ENDLESS HARRENHAL SCENE FULL OF METAPHOR AND PUDDING, LET ME IIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
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I watched the spoilers, partaking in a devilish delight. This season was shite.
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So Helaena likes Aegon enough to vouch for him? Even though they never talk to each other? Even though he'll leave King's Landing not caring about her and their daughter's safety?
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Who does everyone think Young Griff is?
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>>202026037
Actual previous

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>>202028248
Blackfyre.
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>>202028248
Some unknown Blackfyre descendant.
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>>202028248
he is either who he thinks he is, or gurm will leave it so open ended that it is irrelevant whether he is, given his intended effect on the plot (alienation for Dany when she lands in westeros).
personally, i think he is who he believes he is, but if he's meant to be like a perkin warbeck (although gurm has done this analogy several times so who knows), it is more important to keep it ambiguous than to do a big reveal. I think the Blackfyre thing is unlikely because it's a bit too Marvel-infused, takes away from Jon's whole twist, and is just dumb.
it's more interesting to look at Tyrion's behavior when he meets Faegon, honestly.
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At this point I want brothel queens to Happen to alicent and Haelaena they are so useless and whiny
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>>202026037
There's just no way Rickon's dying in the book. Why waste time on Davos going on the adventure through the North.
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Do Corlys and his daughters do anything in the books or are they just as useless as they are in the show?
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Happy family dinner! I'm sure that everyone will behave.
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>>202028743
Nah they literally don’t do a single thing of note unironically
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>>202028743
granddaughters, fuck
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>>202028744
Imagine not being team Black
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>>202028743
>Corlys and his daughters
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>>202028744
it's actually a good scene with a little tension from specific characters
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>>202028803
Why would I be team black if I’m not gay or a woman. I’ll wait for your explanation
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>>202028743
One of the bastards does some stuff.
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>>202028248
>>202028414
It would be completely in character to have Varys groom some completely random nobody to be a good king since birth.
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Are Targs low test? Why do they have so few legitimate children?
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>>202028744
Ngl Addam is really hot
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>>202028920
He's black dude?
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>>202028744
Nettles should have been there
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>>202028855
targ supremacy is a good thing
Daemon should just be king.
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>>202028803
The only reason to be team black was daemon and he’s a joke now
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>>202028909
had the impression gurm spoke out of both sides of his mouth regarding the targs. on the one hand, he would act like, "oh incest doesn't affect them as deleteriously as it does us," but then other times he would explain away stuff like what you mention by bringing up the incest.
in-universe, maybe something about the blood magic involved in dragonriding fucked their birthrate. for the purpose of the narrative, it makes them that much more precarious as a house.
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>>202028248
illyrio's bastard.
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>>202028909
The fuck are you talking about? The entire plot point of the Dragonseed shit is that they actually have no clue how many bastards are out there
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>>202028248
Maybe just so random kid. Clearly a Perkin Warbeck kind of figure.
Though the vision of him being legit is funny and I'm the biggest fan.
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>>202028744
Ulf and Jace made this scene interesting otherwise it would be skippable
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It's honestly painful looking at this meme FE fan creation. From Rhaenyra's and Alicent's facial expression. The more attractive Baela and Rhaena. The cool designs of characters that are literally retconned. Whole vibe feels better than pozzed HotD.
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>>202028920
he has the biggest mouth i have ever seen in my entire life
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Someone got a graph of the dragons roster and their riders or something? Love the dragons in this show but it's kinda hard to follow all that jazz.
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>>202028958
Daemon is a weak cuck who doesn’t even want power he wants to kneel and lick rhaenyras cunny cuz muh prophecy. So you don’t even have that going for you guys anymore, what’s the point
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>>202029023
Can the guy who did this do it for the main series and for Dance characters that aren't on it like Viserys, Rhea, Laena etc?
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ASOIAF is post-apocalyptic and Storm’s End is a nuclear reactor.
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can't believe the cannibal scene didn't leak
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>>202029065
jace
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>>202028709
>on Davos going on the adventure through the North
answered your own question
it'd be disappointing if he flew direct to skagos-o'hare, ordered one rickon to go and got back to white harbor in time for lampreys and knee-bending
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>>202029109
unfortunately he dies soon
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>>202029109
You have exactly one good character and he dies very soon. It’s all about rhaenyra from here on out, if you buy into her as the messiah then be team black, if you don’t then there is zero reason to choose a side
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>>202026037
Why do people talk about Larys 'manipulating' Aegon as a bad thing when the alternative for Aegon is being murdered by Aemond/the Blacks?
I get that Larys isn't exactly selfless but he's genuinely doing Aegon a favour.
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>>202029154
didn't the leaks say he had a fanfiction milk of the poppy plot in S3 where he just drugs all of the red keep for some reason?
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>>202029194
Aegon should have had dialogue about just wanting to murder the mad cunt aemond and then offing himself after since he is dickless
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>nooo my lord of Beesbury not the beeEEES ANYTHING BUT THE BEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAHHHHHHH
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>>202029016
I really hope we'll see more of this dynamic before Jace's death hopefully it won't happen in the first episode of the third season
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>>202029023
Nettles a cute and got cut because the showrunners can't make the queen of whores look bad.
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>>202029220
That leaker was weird, he got like 2 things right that no one else had guessed and then the rest was bullshit
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>sell your IP to a company that makes you hundreds of millions of dollars
>seethe and write passive aggressive blog posts about minor changes instead of just directly addressing the issue or the show runners
At what point did you lose any sympathy you had for him?
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>>202029081
why would storm's end be a nuclear reactor though?
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>>202029179
>Muh blacks
>Muh greens
You stupid nigger. They completely cucked all of the male characters and made the female characters obnoxious girlbosses. The dividing line of this show is not black vs green it's men vs women.
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>>202029248
Alicent or Helaena?
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>>202029249
He said that Rhaenyra and Alicent would meet at Dragonstone, which is what made everyone say the leaks were fake and he turned out to be right.
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>>202029179
Fundamentally I agree that the bBacks are the reddit side, but I also agree with targaryen in-clan preference and supremacy + fuck the andals and the seven
I obviously don't support Rhaenyra but it doesn't matter since in the end it's Daemon's kid who gets the crown.
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>>202029315
Rhaenyra
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>>202026831
BASED I mean aggghh...
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>>202028744
is the episode leaked?
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>>202029251
Isn't this whole thing blackpilling? I mean, media has been this way for the last what, 7 or so years? The Witcher, Rings of Power, Wheel of Time, Sandman, Halo, and so on. Getting your favorite book/game/comic a tv or movie adaptation ends up turning into the showrunner's fanfiction and pisses and shits all over the established fandom and lore. It's EXACTLY like he bitched about it on his blog with tv producers thinking "they know better than the original authors." Why can't we just have nice things anymore?
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>>202029340
Not in the running for queen o' whores, I'm afraid. Go to the back of the queue.
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The Red Kraken approaches.
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>>202028248
Not a targ or a blackfyre, Dany has too obvious visions of paper dragons. Illyrio's son is the most likely story.
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>>202029414
Anon she literally is, cope.
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Will he be cut?
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>>202029333
Ok kike
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>We need more niggerinos in this CISHIT white setting
>Oh, well have you heard of this fun brown gi-
>NOOOOO NOT THAT KIND OF NIGGERINO
Lol
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>>202029081
Planetos' weather control apparatus is on the north pole and spooks Bran.
>And he looked past the Wall, past endless forests cloaked in snow, past the frozen shore and the great blue-white rivers of ice and the dead plains where nothing grew or lived, to the curtain of light at the end of the world, and then beyond that curtain. He looked deep into the heart of winter, and then he cried out, afraid, and the heat of his tears burned on his cheeks.
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>>202028248
Aurion Brightfyre Maegorling-Saerys -Saerystos.
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>>202028958
>(((targ))) supremacy
no thanks
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>>202029279
The other guy was the one glazing the blacks all I said was to not pick a side
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They killed millions
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>>202029476
all the caltrops will be cut along many other characters
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>>202029475
She's a slut, not an actual prostitute, like those slags.
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>if Rhaenyra had just scissored Alicent instead of being groomed by her creepy uncle none of this would be happening
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OP if i see you in the Riverlands you are done
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>>202029556
They all 3 need to be raped it’s not a competition
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>>202028958
All Daemon's get up to and including Dany are false dragons but Bran has Aemond's blood in his veins and is the rightful king.
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>>202029522
Are you indian or just a new world mongrel?
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>>202029414
how many husbands, lovers and baby-daddies has she had?
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>>202029522
Targs aren't the ones poisoning dragons and deleting magic from the world slowly through subversion.
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>>202028248
>>202028248
>fAegon Blackfyre, son of Serra Blackfyre and Illyrio Mopatis
>Aegon Targaryen, son of Rhaegar
>R+L=YG
>Son of Aerys and Rhaella, Dany is someone else
>Random Lysene kid
>A Brightflame descendant
Am I missing any option?
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>>202029599
If you were truly pol pilled you would see andals are the whites and targs are the Jews, you dumb goy falling for propaganda. If George went with his original plan of making Valyrians black you would get it
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>>202029395
That would sound reasonable if it came from someone other than Gurm who actually did not provide any alternative vision to D&D because he was too busy eating.
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>>202029651
Yeah I wonder why anyone would oppose the rootless inbred foreigners that lost their homeland and now try to rule over tall fair-haired Western peoples with the threat of WMD-induced violence

Hail the (((Targs))) and their blood magic!
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>>202029651
>let us sacrifice children and do dark magic rituals you chud Christcucks!
No
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>>202028248
The one true king, Aegon VI, son of Rhaegar Targaryen.
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>>202029598
Daemon was the brother of the king, how are they false dragons lol
By that very logic Bran would be a false dragon as well since Aemond was Aegon's brother and not the first in line.
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>>202029710
>>202029711
>Targaryens are prone to mental illnesses
Wait a second...
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>>202029685
Girl
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Andals > First Men > Valyrians > Dornish
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>>202029733
Stop being jealous Nuncle.
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Who should I play /got/?
Feed me character ideas.
Nothing targ related please they're releasing the dragon update in a couple of weeks and I'm waiting for that till another white hair Autislord campaign.
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>>202029768
I think any decent non-mutt can agree with this.
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>>202029251
kinda based
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>>202029757
I meant the rider
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>>202029647
Sorry bro but the valyrians are very clearly based on Europeans, their dominion over the oecumene and reshaping of it in their image despite being outnumbered a hundred to one by seething brownoids on European colonialism, and their decline on the modern European experience. Adding to this the they're quite literally Michael Moorcock's thinly veiled british empire analogy with the serial number filed off.
Anyone who doens't get this is either dense or not white.
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>>202029588
>OP if i see you in the Riverlands you are d- ACK!
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Shadow Men > Ibbenese > Summer Islanders > (((Valyrians))) = (((Andals))) = (((First Men)))
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>>202029780
Play ck2 agot.
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>>202026831
Holy based
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>>202029809
>Good male character
>Greens nonetheless
"He" is a black girl
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>>202029818
Sorry, Raj, but (((Targs))) are subversive and think they're (((chosen))), and no one who is white falls for the tricks of your masters or their shills.
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>>202028744
literally me at every family dinner
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>>202029822
Do you happen to share the ability to be invisible in the dark with the top 3 on your list, and if yes did it influence your decision making?
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post yfw
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>>202029780
House Goodmen of the North, lead Ser Twenty to the Lord Paramountcy of the North

But also, this
>>202029826
It's still missing a lot of stuff, and in my case it crashes a lot
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>>202029659
>Aegon Brightfyre, son of Serra Brightflame and Illyrio Mopatis (descendant of Daemon Blackfyre)
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>>202029711
>>202029710
If you were as much of an european nationalist as you claim, you would be for the Old Gods and the First Men, not the andal dogs.
The seven are literal nothingburgers who do not exist in a world where you have proof of the Red God and the Old God existences.
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>>202029818
First Men are not!Celts
Andals are not!Anglosaxons
Valyrians are not!Normans
Simple as
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>>202029821
how the fuck is Bloody Ben going to become best buds with Lord Tully after he had his (uncle's?) head chopped off
Or are they just going to consolidate ALL THREE lads into one character? That'd be fucking whack
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>>202029903
No. My decisionmaking is impartial and the utterly degenerated population of Westeros makes the reasons evident.
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>>202028248
The rightful King
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>>202029780
Him.
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>>202029980
I never really liked that man!

*High five*
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>>202029961
>worship the tree internet of the goblins of the forest
no thanks, cuck
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>>202029980
>Or are they just going to consolidate ALL THREE lads into one character?
Of course they are
And these cowards picked Oscar instead of Kermit
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>>202029251
>At what point did you lose any sympathy you had for him?
when he refused to finish ASOIAF about a decade or so ago
I like the House of the Dragon adaptation of Blood and Fire

I think it is well done
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>>202029962
>first men - hindus
>andal - muslims
>valyrians - the british
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I would go as far as to place the Dothraki above the races of Westeros and Andalos in racial hierarchy. Despite being horse archers their bows shoot farther than the bowmen of the west which indicates they are a far more martial and mighty race.
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>>202030041
Never even thought of this. Could totally work.
Or they could go super fucking gay with it and have Alyssane Blackwood take both Blackwood roles.

God fucking dammit why did I just speak that into into the universe
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>>202030187
>Alyssane Blackwood is going to kill Tessarion in epic girlboss scene
You've cursed us all.
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>>202030230
and Rhaenyra is going to voluntarily die by dragon, stealing aegon's thunder. screenshot this.
one clue was Laena's death.
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>>202030187
>>202030230
when this happens i'm going to remember this thread
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>>202030129
If you want to make it about India, here it goes:

Brahmins: Valyrians
Kshatriyas: Andals
Vaishyas: First Men
Shudras: Essos
Dalits: Dornish
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>>202030241
Not evil enough for me to be attractive, Rhaenyra is not fat and cruel enough to be attractive, and Helaena is too retarded.

Very sad.
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Why does HBO hate house Tully?
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>>202030159
Dothraki aren't horse archers. They're not even especially good fighters, there's just a lot of them despite their being nomadic and consequently having less capacity to sustain a large population. Like the Iron Islanders are to Vikings, Dothraki are to Mongols: Gurm tries to transplant them into his universe but fails at making a setting that makes sense.
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>>202030305
why do the writers hate evil-woman enjoyers so much? this show is more sanitized than Blue Bloods at this point.
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>>202030379
*Mumble* this will affect the trout population.
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>>202028248
Prince Rhaegar and Princess Elia's firstborn son.
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Valyrians were bad enough, but it didn't register that means Alyn the chad is also a giganigger. Fuck mang, he's the hero of the rest of known history.
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>>202030241
Do it for the worst character in this shit show?
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>>202030381
This
What do they even eat?
Where do their horses drink?

They still exist because they are too much of a pain to bother exterminating.
They are idiots, the Unsullied of Qohor just proves it.
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>>202030379
What do you mean? It dabbed on the Blackwoods.
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>GRRM writes gay character
>they're usually tall, dangerous and powerful
>HBO makes them gay twinks in the adaptation
Looking at you show Renly!
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To the anon in the last thread saying the wiki changes don't matter, Nigger, that's how Yasuke became a lie most americans believed until it became an international incident.
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>>202030440
and he marries baela and gets with one of Aegon 3's daughters.
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>>202030241
queen mommy
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>>202030381
We know they are horse archers because Gurm says so, and we know their bows shoot further than Westerosi bows from the same source. That's why they stomped all the civilizations that used to be in Dothraki sea as well as the armies of Westeros when Dany invades.
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>>202030467
Oh, should have specified that HBO gives them shit costumes and armor.
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>>202029961
>worship nature and the treeees man free love we’re all equal join the collective dude!
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>>202030381
Iron Islanders always pissed me off, there's no way that any number of targs, westlander, or even stark leaders wouldn't have erased every last fish fucker first chance they got.
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>>202030473
it's weird how when they want to being inclusive/lgbt friendly they turn those characters into queer as folk stereotypes. shouldnt that be kind of offensive to faggots?
just like how in trying to make a feminist show they rob the women of all their agency and moral ambiguity lol
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>>202030500
>armies of Westeros
they beat one army because a dragon helped

said army's lines were holding despite being surprised too lol
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>>202029389
Those are just the usual promo photos but a few scenes have leaked. Maybe 35-40% of the episode has been leaked.
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>>202030490
He also has a cute daughter with Baela, a shame if her dragon hatchling mutated and chewed on her arm haha...
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>>202030500
I want whatever crack or fentanyl George is having if he thinks horse archers out-range longbows.
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>>202029961
no
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>>202030570
>aryan christian crusaders
>rainbow on their heraldry
bravo gurm
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>>202030396
They are afraid of making them flawed I suppose. The Far Garden Gnome wrote men and women well, their only job is just to adapt it to the screen and they can't.

>>202030440
With the show changes the heir to the Iron Throne in the show universe is Monterys Velaryon. Both Dany and Jon are pretenders.

Also this meme works well here too.
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>>202030523
Here's me hoping Johanna Lannister shows up in HOTD
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>>202028744
That's disgusting. Why are they all men? Let me fix that.
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>>202028744
Based on the leaks and the way they are portraying Ulf and Hugh i think Ulf while try to make himself king while Hugh will switch sides due to his wife getting killed during Tumbleton. Having both claiming the iron throne was a bit odd since they didnt immediately turn on each other.
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>>202030533
Armies in planetos are taught to march into certain doom. Criston Cole commanded his force to march into Meleys' breath and they did it the absolute madmen but that didn't mean they had a prayer without dragon help.
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>>202030602
the rainbow is a symbol of God's covenant
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>>202028248
blackfyre is the only thing that makes sense
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>>202030473
Loras and Renly in show were hilarious compared to their book characters. Renly in book is a pretty politically competent schemer in the show becomes a henpecked bitch. Loras in the book is deeply devoted even to the memory of Renly in the show becomes a raging slut who bangs anything
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>>202030620
>Rhaenyra with the female filter looks like Hunter
What did they mean by this?
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Reminder that Rhaenyra has yet to have a single conversation with Aegon, Aemond, or Helaena.

Nor has Daemon said a single word to his daughters.

Also Helaena and Aegon have had 1 (one) conversation with each other.
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>>202030661
I wonder how they would have ruined our favorite pedo.
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>>202030661
>in the show becomes a raging slut who bangs anything
unironic homo here. this made me really seethe in s2+ onward and soured me to the show. i had read the books before and really liked the little tidbits, particularly when Loras later confides in Sansa that he's given up on love/happiness since Renly's death. they just bleached out any of the poignance or romance.
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>>202030700
She will have a conversation with Aegon soon enough
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>>202028248
Either a Blackfyre or a random kid with Valyrian features. There's no way he's actually Aegon VI. Secretly swapping out a royal baby would be absurdly difficult during the best of times, but doing so when Aerys was at his most paranoid and had guards everywhere is virtually impossible.
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>>202030561
Dothraki bows are big and extremely high quality. They're a fantasy race so they can maintain their numbers and equipment without farming or permanent settlements. If you complain about Dothraki bows you might as well complain about Westerosi not speaking multiple unintelligible tongues since it's a place the size of South America.
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>>202030661
they were both far gayer than the books portrayed them as
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I just wanted a cruel fatty
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>>202030620
oh no no no no no don't turn them into troons please
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>>202030602
Was the rainbow even strongly related to lgbt shit back in the 90s when George wrote the first 3 books?
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>>202030752
>you now remember Renly's rainbow guard
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>>202030620
Now that's a team I would support
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>>202030713
Erm, you see, boys just mean men in the context sweetheart, he is not really a pedophile, you are retarded. He is just homosexual. Baelish is just homophobic.
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>>202030732
That's the odd part because you steppe nomads didn't use large bows. Unless George was thinking of the Japanese. Medieval Europe had mounted longbowmen but they would dismount to use their bows.
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>>202030620
You actually made Nyra cute. Respect.
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>>202030790
that's the 7 tho
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>>202030798
>George always thought Andals were fags
That explains the Blackwood favouritism.
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>>202030752
It's possible George just didn't know. IIRC he also said it's just a coincidence.
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>>202030813
I can't tell if this is reddit impersonation or if you're serious.
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>>202030824
It was George thinking he was being clever
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>>202030813
if you're passive-aggressively referring to the fujoshi debate the other day, yeah in the context of women slapping their flaps to 2 men it does mean men. if you're talking about anything GRRM writes, it's almost exclusively pedophilia.
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>>202030620
The absolute state of TB supporters
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>>202030661
I didn't mind Renly much because at least in the show they have him a small character arc where he goes from insecure about dethroning Joffrey and becoming the king to embracing it and becoming more confident, which I don't think was a bad idea.
Now Loras was completely destroyed. He was so saddened by the death of his lover he fucked the first homo he saw out there lol.
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>>202030856
I actually heard this opinion before. Some think he is a pedo, some think he is a homo.
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>Ayo Daemon, fuck that fat hoe Rhaenyra, come get summa this Dragonseed coochie
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>>202026037
This is so cozy. Any fantasy series that involve small animals taking the place of humans in a little kingdom?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8onWBKmoJU
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>>202030900
This girl is cute.
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>>202030817
George wasn't thinking of the Japanese, he's said that Dothraki are a mix of steppe nomads, plains indians and fantasy. Shooting the best greatbows in the world from horseback is the fantasy part.
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>>202030864
Nah I wasn't here 2 days ago.
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Post your sigil.
>three rats on a yellow background
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>>202030720
no she won't

they're gonna have aegon leave with larys without saying goodbye to her and jaehaera
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>>202030620
WAIFU
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>>202030894
Yeah, I think he's a pederast. Straight men all want to fuck teen girls so why wouldn't gay men want to fuck teen boys?
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>>202030900
she was never gonna be this black. they said brown so it'd probably either be a light skinned chick, a blaxican, a blasian, or just a straight up latina.
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>>202029757
how do they tell? Does someone fist the dragons cloaca?
Reptiles only have 1 hole, so the only way tell is to stick a finger in there.
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>>202030942
I would like to be a seafaring house, on a made up island off the coast of the Vale, of Valyrian descent, and my sigil would be a man holding a sabre in one hand and a chain connected to an anchor in the other
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>>202030927
Yeah, it's dumb. George reads a lot of history books but his fantasy creations are usually horrible.
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>>202030894
it's unbelievably pathetic gurm's people and/or his fans are now trying to play damage control using the wiki LOL
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The dialogue in this show is painfully bad. They just keep having the same conversations over and over.
https://youtu.be/UntLsIbn1tM
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ai slop cersei
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>>202026037
GET IN THE DRAGON HELAENA
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>I AM AAAARTHUR, KING OF THE BRIIIIIIIIITONS
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>>202030975
>she was never gonna be this black. they said brown so it'd probably either be a light skinned chick
They turned the canonically pale Velaryons into full on Blacks
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>>202030620
Why did you turn Rhaenyra into a woman? She's already a woman.
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>>202031022
Is that Tim Curry?
I thought he was quadrospazzed after a stroke.
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>>202030944
come on nigga greenfags post their scene multiple times per thread
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>>202031022
>maile
>tabard
>brights colors for coat of arms
Imagine getting mogged by Monty Python.
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-Has 3 bastards
-Tries to pass them as trueborn
-Kills husband
-Girlboss
-Laughably incompetent
-Gains weight to deal with Mental stress after the bastards start dying
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>>202031011
it's easily explained. the retard who wrote True Detective s4 openly admitted to using chatgpt. it was apparently an open secret int he industry long before the issue came to the fore last year. so my guess is the writers for hotd just input scripts from GoT in to chatgpt, along with a prompt outlining the episodes for hotd, and use that.
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>>202030900
I have always imagined Nettles a Casca colored caramel.
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>>202028248
I think he's a Blackfyre. There is no way that Jon Connington would have got on board if he didn't believe he was actually Aegon, so I think he is actually Aegon.

>how can he be Aegon AND a Blackfyre, retard

The vision about paper dragons probably refers to him being a Dragon "on paper only" because Rhaegar annulling his marriage to Elia Martell makes him a bastard and a Blackfyre.

The 3rd head (dragon has 3 heads) is Jon, but the 2nd head could be Aegon or it could be Tyrion, who is Aerys Targaryen's bastard and also a Blackfyre.
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>>202031105
You are the world's dumbest person
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>>202031094
>Being an evil duplicitous whore vs STOP JUDGING CHUD
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>>202031094
Yeah but Cersei did it with style and grace. Rhaenyra just whines and acts like meme magic is real.
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>>202031144
not sure what triggered you, don't really care, kill yourself, etc.
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Name a more Kino character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QALYLgC7x-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgNaAR20eoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgUYQtFUOSc
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>>202029961
All of Gurm's gods are actually references to Lovecraft, Moorcock and other occult fiction. The Seven are the Ogdru Jahad.
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>>202030620
based and troonpilled
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>>202031124
Except Rapeghar annuling his marriage is show only. I also really hate every word you just wrote down.

If wind ever gets out I hope Jon is not getting revived.
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>>202031201
>name a more kino character
almost any character from GoT. the actor is pretty good, but his character in the show is bad.
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FECKLESS
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>>202028248
Ned’s bastard with Ashara
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>>202029023
>Daeron
>Silver haired
He's a Hightower fucking shit with brown hair.
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>>202031124
>it could be Tyrion, who is Aerys Targaryen's bastard and also a Blackfyre.
you're more retarded than Preston or any lemongater. truly, honestly, genuinely, consider suicide.
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>>202031239
Leak is a leak. I hope it's correct because I want to see the show burn but we xan't be sure.
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>>202031222
the actor is actually cringe especially the voice he makes
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>>202030995
I don't know why they have to.
It's been fairly well established that Lyn Corbray is not a good person.
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lorefags, gotfags, it's all that's left now...hotdfags already gone...
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>>202031372
Guilty. This was slop, only tolerated it for the IP
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>Daenerys Stormborn
>not a single character mentions a storm during the taking of Dragonstone
SHE'S A FUCKING STREET URCHIN FROM LYS
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>>202031239
That image has them with book looks, Hightowers are silver haired
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>>202031270
if you see the trend with hotd, it's part of that whitewashing of media where no one can actually be x bad thing anymore. even in the boys when they tried to do that Stormfront character be white supremacist, she just called these asian people "yellow bastards" or something, none of the obvious slurs.
so the characters can't actually fully commit to being whatever negative thing they're coded as. it would be seen as "normalizing" it or whatever. same reason why old media that satirized nazis by having them be actual characters (some old british sitcoms had this) had those episodes deleted or censored. John Cleese railed about this before.
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>>202031409
Anon the storm destroyed what was left of the targ fleet
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>>202031409
What does it matter when we know Bran is the true king and masterminded her rise and fall?
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>>202031409
She is Rhaegar and Ashara Dayne's illegitimate child and her name is Visenya. The dragon must have 3 heads
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>>202031409
>SHE'S A FUCKING STREET URCHIN FROM LYS
she and maybe 2-3 others are the few that are actually who they believe they are, and if it was otherwise would not only totally undermine their character arcs, but fundamental parts of the story itself. retard.
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>>202031063
He did. This was from circa 2005
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>>202028744
The Banquet of the Bastards or The Mongrels Mess
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>>202031220
True, but it was part of the rough notes Gurm gave Dabid and Dabid.
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>>202031409
The Storm destroyed most of the Targ fleet and it delayed Stannis, allowing them to escape
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>>202031372
not seeing a problem here.
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>>202031415
Stormfront was supposed to be someone who was adult in Nazi Germany so it's expected she wouldn't use modern amerimutt slurs like niggers or gooks. 30's Germans actually called them "blacks" and "yellows".
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>>202029324
We've known about that for a long time though, due to some interview where someone on the show not so subtly hinted at it.
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>>202026037
I heard that Helaena meets with Daemon, forgives him for murdering her son, and encourages him to kill Aemond. Is that true?
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Why did they cast a manlet charisma black hole for Jon Snow?
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>>202031672
kit did a good job, it's the writing that failed him
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>>202031626
those are not modern lol
but who knows what versions of slurs germans had, so point taken. either way, since most characters, regardless of origin, are scripted to speak like 21st century californians, i don't think it's material.
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>>202031636
yes. the women in this show are all whores, traitors, and pussies.
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>>202026037
I like Viserys and Dany and I don't want them to be the mummer's dragons/Dayne bastards/Lysene whore and his baby from pedo rape
So young Griff has to be Illyrio's bastard >>202028248
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Apparently HBO is unable to find anyone on planet earth who can write dialogue 1/10 as good as this.
https://youtu.be/mN06IX2rNmc
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>>202031256
>one black eye and one blue eye so dark it was almost purple
>silver blonde hair instead of golden blonde hair
>obsessed with Dragons
>speaks fluent High Valyrian
>Tywin hates his fucking guts, refuses to name him heir

Lets wind back to when Aerys is alive
>Tywin, despite being hand, leaves and goes back to Casterly Rock in a rage with his wife for "reasons"
>8 months later gives birth to Tyrion
>baby is clearly a Blackfyre fucking shit
>Aerys finds out and, while laughing his ass off, makes Tywins only Son a Kingsguard voiding his lands and titles
>Tywin's only heir is Aery's rape baby
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>>202031755
White women in a nutshell
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>>202031636
Yeah. At least I won’t feel bad when she gets spiked now
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Been thinking about it.
Arya is always described as a little version of Lyanna who would grow up as beautiful as her.

If Bobby B met a teenage Arya, would he try to take her? Set Cersei aside to marry Arya?
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>>202030514
Christianity literally preaches equality and meekness as its tenets lol
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>>202031795
that one was sold to him at least by Viserys the cuck. Wtf didn't she just sell her brother to Drogo instead and keep her self-respect
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>>202031837
ned would kill him
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>>202031672
Same with Emilia. It wasn't just the writing dragging down the later seasons of GOT. They had no chemistry together.
I think Kit was hired for his physicality more than anything else and Emilia was hired for her beauty. Neither are great actors.
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>>202031837
People have discussed fem!Jon Snow or older!Arya causing an Anne Boleyn incident
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>>202031795
This was when the show began to go wrong. Should've put Maisie Williams in a blonde wig instead, it would have been more accurate to the source material.
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I think we've seen Alicent interact with Rhaenyra more than Aemond and Aegon in season 2 KEK
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>>202031842
The doctrine of the Seven is more like Islam than Christianity though.
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HBO across the board is kind of garbage now. I wouldn't call any of their programming prestige TV anymore. Especially with the Harry Potter show they are trying to appeal to the Netflix cat lady audience.
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>>202031933
She's also nicer to her than she is to them
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>>202031869
Why? It wouldn't be uncommon for the time.
It might even have been what ends up happening had the incest been revealed earlier and had Cersei gotten the hammer
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Now that HotD is over for good, how will they ruin D&E? Tanselle too tall is already black, but I can live with that, though I assume they will give her a much greater role because of that. How else can they fuck it up?
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>>202031842
The warrior preaches strength and courage in the face of your enemies
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>>202029915
:(
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>>202031949
Anon's argument went further than asoiaf
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>>202031959
>Touched his face
>Faught with him over Healena
That it lol?
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>>202031790
I recognise that this theory makes sense. I alson really hate this theory.
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>>202031978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSjvlnneEto
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>>202029961
There's no proof R'hllor exists, just proof that some of the spells his followers use work.
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>>202031985
>though I assume they will give her a much greater role because of that
I think they'll add that trip to Dorne they had, and look for Tanselle
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>>202031112
>casca colored caramel
>post the worst fucking casca
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>>202030440
They should have given him silver hair. It makes zero sense for him to be Valyrian when he has zero Valyrian traits. If he can be Valyrian then literally everyone in GOT/HOTD could be a secret Valyrian. It's watering down the brand.
Pic related, all of them are seekrit Valyrians.
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>>202032008
Meanwhile
> Its fine Rhay Rhay I know you didn't kill my grandson What do you say you kill Aemond maybe spare Aegon and we pretend the last 20 years never happened?
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>>202032016
I like it a lot but also dislike it because Tyrion is the one who is the most like his father out of all three of his children.
That's why I support the Tyrion chimera theory, best of both worlds.
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>>202028744
It would be based if ep 8 has a scene where every man in dragonstone runs a cum dump train on jace's dragon bussy
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>>202031985
Even when it's a story about two guys, they will somehow manage to make it a show about the patriarchy.
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>>202032028
R'hllor is literally Bran.
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>>202032122
Alyn has silver hair, they showed him shaving it.
Addam doesn't, but Jace also doesn't.

Though both Hull siblings should have silver hair
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>>202031790
He would’ve just killed the kid
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>>202032171
>dude everything is le bran
stfu faggot
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>>202032122
There are Valyrians with non-silver hair, even before Jon there was Baelor Breakspear, Daeron the Drunken, Duncan the Small etc. Rhaenys in the books had black hair because of her Baratheon mother and was still a dragonrider.

Of course in those cases it's because Valyrians bred with non-Valyrians, whereas on the show all the Velaryons are black with no explanation beyond "you just need white hair to be Valyrian"
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Gurm's sci-fi has included hive minds, this foreshadows that the endgame is Bran uniting the entire Planetos in the weirwood mind hive.
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they did such a bad job casting this show outside of a few characters
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No, R'hllor is a Balrog. I am waiting for Marwyn or someone based to do a Gandalf.
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>>202032234
guarantee you Baelor in the dunk n egg show is gonna be silver haired. they'll think the audience is too retarded to know he's a targ otherwise.
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>>202032245
Who don't you like?

>>202032279
Red Rahloo will fall to the Liddle
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>>202032229
There aren't a bazillion reasons burning weirwood makes people hear things
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>>202030911
I think you guys would like this :(
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>>202032171
Rhollor is the telepathic elemental space creature that looks like a comet
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>>202032304
They actually cast a white guy for the role, which I was surprised by. Seemed like a golden opportunity for them to cast a brown guy, given that Blackfyre loyalists pointed to Baelor's appearance as proof that Daemon was the true dragon
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>>202032304
In the book Dunk asks why he doesn't look like a Targ, and Egg tells him about his mother, and his kids have silver hair, so I don't think they'll make him silver haired.

Daeron though...
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>>202032152
Sounds like something Mysaria would think and Rhaenyra would approve, they would use the prince as bait for the perverted lowlifes.
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>>202032334
That's a spaceship in orbit.
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>>202032134
Yet we had time for a Mysaria les sessions and two retarded Rhaelicent moments. For main characters they seem to spend a lot of time moaning about not being taken seriously by men rather than driving the plot or establishing the emotional core of the conflict

>What the fuck was the point of all this?
Based Aegon
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>>202031409
Preston pls
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The Great Other is the AI of the originalterraforming system. That's why R'hllorites refer to it as the lord of death, it was never alive in the first place.
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>>202030911
Read redwall
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>>202032365
why would the book be something to go by in that case? you're being too optimistic.
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Rh'llor is a demon who wants to burn the entire world. The Great Other will save us all. Remember the last revelation of Maester Aemon:

>Fire consumes, but cold preserves.
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>>202032308
>baela and rhaena are too black and too old and also ugly
>alyn and addam are too old
>emma d'arcy and olivia cooke are too distinguished from the actresses who play their younger versions that it's hard to buy them as the same characters, especially with emma's deep as voice and great height compared to milly's lighter voice and diminuitive stature
>mysaria
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>>202032152
>>202032386
that's wrong but also so fucking hot
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>>202032552
>>202032552
>>202032552
NEW
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>>202031494
How? If anything it builds onto fundamental parts of the story itself.
Her being a bastard while Jon is legit will be excellent both to mirror these two characters and as an additional reason for her going nuclear on King's Landing and being called the mad queen.
I wouldn't be surprised if she was Rhaegar's bastard or something though.
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>>202032566
Ok
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>>202032509
Just that they have an excuse to explain to the audience about Baelor's mother.

If they're clever they'll paint Baelor as someone like Jace: no Targ features, but with every good trait a king should have.
If they're clever, of course.
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>>202028744
Can't believe I'm gonna have to visit England at some point in the future. Harrry Collett's lips were made to suck my dick
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>>202032619
Incredible that you managed to sneak Jace in there.
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>>202032744
You can't argue that both Jace and Baelor Breakspear fall in the same category, alongside Duncan the Small
The dark haired Targaryens who would have been the perfect kings
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>>202032733
Good luck with that, don't forget to update us.
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>>202032590
because she is the only person who could have hatched the eggs, and everything GRRM built was around it being this unique thing belonging to these unique people.
In addition, Dany and Tyrion are both so intricately tied to their images of who their fathers are and how it reflects on them, it totally removes any of that tension and conflict over what they do as a result.
If Dany does all this mad queen stuff, or is perceived to, but she's not even his daughter there's no point to it. It doesn't answer any questions. It's just some random nobody torturing themselves over whether they're like X person who they aren't actually related to.
GRRM is very big on identity, what it means for the characters, and this concept of being "the real deal," which is why there is a core of characters who are all unequivocably the real deal. I'd say dany, tyrion, bran and/or arya. That kind of thing.
you can maybe do it with 1 core character and have it work, such as Jon, because his core conflict is about him not knowing who he is or where he came from. Thinking he's Ned's bastard? there's no conflict there, he's not afraid to be the same as him--he wants to fit the image he has of Ned. That's the reason him not being who he thinks he is works. Take it away from Dany or Tyrion and they become very shallow characters.
If you see Tyrion's choices when he meets Faegon, it all leads to his greater arc of being as spiteful and cruel as his father, becoming not only no better than Tywin, but actually worse in terms of how much destruction he causes.
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>>202031266
he's playing a edgy teenager, I think he does it pretty well
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>>202032837
Dany can be a bastard while still being a targ
Hell, Bran basically has OP abilities because he's from the same bloodline as Bloodraven
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>>202030752
it was a christian symbol back then, I remember seeing it a lot as a little kid in church. Then the faggots decided to make it there symbol and the rainbows got taken down.
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>>202033227
please do your best to actually read the post, retard. if she's not Aerys' daughter, it undermines her character arc. and my post was addressed to anons who spam "she's a street urchin they found!" or whatever.
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>>202033227
>because he's from the same bloodline as Bloodraven
What bloodline?
Starks have no Blackwood in them, unless it's by some marriage we don't know about.
Black Aly only had daughters
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>>202033304
If she's Rhaegar's bastard then it keeps the exact same conflict while being Aerys' grandaughter instead.
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>>202033548
why are you so desperate to cling to this theory? there's no point to her secretly turning out to be rhaegar's bastard in that case. what does it serve other than a gotcha twist?
there's a point to being who you believe you are, and wrestling with rejecting or embracing it. that is what she and tyrion both wrestle with. the only reason for jon to have a mystery over it is that he wrestles with not knowing where (or who) he came from. not sure why this doesn't click.
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>>202033458
Starks do have Blackwood in them.
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>>202033637
The point is that she is going to completely break down after the only thing that kept her going forward all these years was her heritage.
>If I look back, I am lost
Dany never even really thinks much about Aerys. She thinks a lot more about Rhaegar and Viserys.
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>>202033909
>the only thing that kept her going forward all these years was her heritage.
which doesn't change if she's rhaegar's bastard...? can you even follow your own ideas?
>Dany never even really thinks much about Aerys.
except for every other line of her internal monologue about whether she's as mad as aerys. are you fucking for real? must be a show-watcher only lol
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>>202034020
Her being a bastard while Jon is legit would destroy her.
She'd be no better than the usurper.
>must be a show-watcher only
I literally quoted the book in my previous post...
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>>202034282
>Her being a bastard while Jon is legit would destroy her.
no it wouldn't, because it's not her fucking internal struggle lol
her struggle is whether she is as bad as her father, the mad king. or even as bad as viserys, who idolized him. that's what her struggle comes down to.
the sad part is you don't even realize how it would liberate her to know she's a bastard. she could finally stop caring about getting back the throne and saving her family name and all that shit.
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>>202034282
>Her being a bastard while Jon is legit would destroy her.
this is literally a conflict from s8. she hasn't even met the dude and there's nothing that indicates it'll go the way it did in the show. way to unmask yourself.
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>>202034480
>she could finally stop caring about getting back the throne and saving her family name and all that shit
Sunk cost fallacy would drive her completely nuts because she could have stopped countless times earlier and been happy in Mereen or even in the dosh khaleen.
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>>202034644
it's all irrelevant anyway because it would also undo her arc. my point though is that it wouldn't cause her more turmoil, but less. so that theory doesn't hold up.
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>>202034586
>this is literally a conflict from s8
Yeah it is. And I doubt it is from D&D just like king Bran isn't.
I mean it just makes sense that the series end up with them. They both have a few lovers that it ended badly with, then they meet each other.
Having these two characters foil and mirror each other makes complete sense from the book perspective.
Dany is Nissa Nissa and Jon will most likely kill her except all this bullshit will happen DURING the Others invasion and not after. Or are you saying them falling in love with each other is an original idea from D&D as well? He's literally the only family she has left unless Griff is legit, which she is never going to accept even if he was. They are the same age for a reason.
You can even tell there's a huge Val-shaped hole in Jon's King Beyond The Wall ending. Because Val isn't in the show but they kept the same endpoint for Jon.
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>>202035002
so you have a fanfic headcanon like a jonerys shipper from the late 2000s, got it. that doesn't make the theory true.
>Or are you saying them falling in love with each other is an original idea from D&D as well?
definitely think they put fan-favorite characters together to get more viewers, yeah. same reason they made arya the NK killer: one of the showrunner's wives was her fan.
i don't know what you're referring to with the Val angle, how does that relate?
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>>202035134
This is the same level of cope as "Jon won't get rezzed" or "R+L =! J"
Come on. Jon is even going to turn into exactly the kind of savage, brutal man that she is attracted to because the experience of death will fuck him up just like it fucked up Cat.
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>>202035134
>i don't know what you're referring to with the Val angle, how does that relate?
He'll obviously cope by impregnating her after everything is over



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