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>>203228662What did DnD mean by this?
>Hating Addam the Loyal cringe >Young Ser Addam died bravely at the Second Battle of Tumbleton, proving his faithfulness with his life after it had been called into question by the deeds of the Two Betrayers. When his bones were returned to Driftmark from Raventree Hall in 138 AC, the epitaph Lord Alyn put on his tomb consisted of one word: "LOYAL.
>alt sneed X just posted his final episode review the day GRRM dropped his blog after waiting a full month
>>203228723like a retarded dog
My queen that makes mongrels seethe by just being happy and autistic
>fuck the assize..and fuck you
>>203228784>happyanon...
GEORGE HAS GONE ROGUE PRESON SAYS?
>>203228789>Put. The. Blog. Post. Back.
preston is such a stupid faggotimagine thinking quentyn is alive
>>203228723You think we see this in the show?
>>203228914>We really need another greenman harrenhal spooky vision arc
AAAAAAAAAH DO YOU FEEL THAT MY FELLOW HONORABLE, PIOUS, LOYAL AND LEGITIMATE GREENBROS? THAT WARM DIVINE WIND? THE WIND THAT SMELLS OF ARBOR GOLD AND CHAR-BROILED WHORE?! THAT IS THE WIND OF MAJESTY! LEGITIMACY! THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF TRADITION! A WIND THAT BRINGS UPON IT OUR SALVATION FROM BACKWARDS VALYRIAN HEATHENRY! A WIND THAT COMPELS THE HISTORIES TO MARK DOWN AEGON AS THE L E G I T A M I T E KING, AND THE BASTARD-SPAWING UNCLE FUCKING W H O R E INTO NOTHING BUT MAEGOR WITH TEATS! PRAISE TO WESTEROS! PRAISE TO THE HIGHTOWERS! PRAISE TO THE SEVEN! AND PRAISE TO KING AEGON SECOND OF HIS NAME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KILL ALL BLACK FUCKING SHITS.
As a nolifer doomscroller, tiktok is absolutely fucking seething at GRRM addressing Helaena as Queen Helaena and keeping Rhaenyra plain with no title.
>>203228914Oh no doubt we'll see that but with a different character.
>>203229024Based
Hackness gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no HBO's bribe, hold back no fair criticism , father no bastard season 2/8 children . I shall wear no crowns and win no glory in HotD press conferences. I shall live and die at my blogpost. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher in the writer's room. I am the fire that burns against the coal, the light that brings the gems, the horn that wakes the viewers, THE SHIELD THAT GUARDS THE REALMS OF LORE. I pledge my life and honor to the George's Watch, for this sunday night and all the sunday nights to come.
>>203229028>that mustacheActually dog ugly
>>203229028Why couldn't they do the purple eyes?
>>203229082Too expensive for HBO these days
>>203229024Examples?
>ser Arthur Dayne, ser Oswell Whent, it is time I tell you of my prophetic dragon dreams and what I must do to save the realm. You must support me in this or the world is doomed>sers, I must bare the heavy burden of breeding this prime 15 year old Northern girl, for the sake of the world!>prophecy demands I plap Lyanna Stark for months straight to ensure pregnancy no matter what, even if the realm burns. I take no joy in this duty fate has put on me>I simply have NO CHOICE but to kidnap and plap this northern tomboy, you must understand sers>there is no time to write letters, explain the situation to her family, overthrow my mad father, or do anything else. We must ride to Dorne with her, only stopping long enough on the journey for me to breed her fertile womb at least 3x daily to ensure the 3rd head of the dragon is born>trust me sers, it came to me in a dream. You will realize the truth of my dreams when my daughter Visenya is born>ACK
>>203229024Indian shills
>>203229101Can't buy purple contacts we need tranny representation and 300 scenes of syrax doing nothing
>>203229107fuck off i don't want the schizo to post tiktok screenshots too
>>203229123>has a son named Aegon>names his other son Aegon What the fuck lol
>>203229134>and 300 scenes of syrax doing nothingsweety queen rhaenyra i and syrax the golden dragon have the closest bond between rider and dragon it is known that the maesters and aegon the cockless changed records to tarnish her reputation
>>203229123Perhaps it was Lyanna who pussylocked Rhaegar. He was so exhausted that he lost to Bobby
>>203229123Targs really are just the worst.
>>203229123Rhaegar continues to be the most based character and the last dragonSeething baratheoncels cope, renly was a fag, stannis' wife has a moustache, he is norwooded to hell and back and his daughter looks like a fent addict, and robert died twice cucked
targtower would sound too stupid and silly for a cadet branch for alicents children wouldn't it
>>203229232If it's show alicent it should be tardtower instead
>>203229232>cadetThey're the TRUE LINE! LEGITIMATE!
>>203229232It would be Higharyans instead
>>203229232Yes.Go with Highgaryen
>>203229154I still don't know what they were thinking with that.Like why the fuck would Lyanna name her son that right after his older half-brother Aegon was brutally murdered.
Weirdly I don't think normies cared all that much about blood and cheese or maelor not existingGeorge really is a true autist, feel like he might have just stopped watching after the first episode
>>203229232Chadtower
>>203229071I would gently lick her ladymustache and you wouldn't be able to stop me
>>203229302more like cucktower
>>203229284Uthred son of Uthred son of Uthred type of thing, the heir is always named Uthred kinda of thing, not unheard of historically
>>203229301Fatman literally explains why Maelor is important you dyslexic dumbfuck
This has finally motivated him to finish the books. Mark my words he’s gonna pump them out in 4-40 years. His post reminds me of someone who is just done with all the bullshit. Finish the books you fat fuck. You have all the potential in the world to shit on one of the largest tv companies ever. Finish it
>>203229192>innocent Targ prince goes to chase down mystery knight in the woods>turns out it's a 14 year old Northern tomboy>she seduces him to get out of her marriage to another manrhaegar was a victim
>>203229123how can you blame him?imagine the smell of lyanna stark after a day of her tomboy antics
>>203229301It feels like his biggest issue with Maelor not existing is it ruins the flow of what happens with Helaena, who he clearly favors.Like he makes this sweet nice girl who's a beloved queen who goes through horrible tragedy to the point of suicide, but the show goes "lmao she doesn't care about her dead son, now she's like Bran with prophecy" and will jump for no good reason at all.
>>203229342I'm not saying george is wrong, just that blood and cheese probably isn't top 10 on a list of complaints normies had with season 2
>>203229284>D&D in charge of writingthey obviously merged him with faegon's plot line and assumed show watchers were too retarded to remember rhaegar had another kid named aegon
got hotted
>>203229301>maelor not existingIt ruins Daeron's motive, without Maelor on the show, Daeron is getting whitewashed.
GOT HOTTEDGOTFUCKINGHOTTED
>>203229344Finally someone else gets it.Normies always hating on Rhaegar calling him a groomer pedo who cheated on his wife, when its likely she was the one pushing for him to take her away.
>>203229422>Daeron is getting whitewashed.heh
>>203229349>finds her in the woods while she's trying to ditch her armor at Harrenhal after 3 rounds of jousting as a mystery knightponder the aroma, you think he wore her sweat soaked panties as her favor? Something helped elevate his jousting to win Harrenhal
>>203229343lol hotd will finish before he writes another book
>>203229457He had the padding inside of his helm replaced with her sweaty smallclothes.
>>203229422the opposite, it will just be the evil chud Green's burning a town for no reason. With maelor's death it's still cruel but somewhat reasonable as a reaction out of anger/grief
>>203229343>reading Winds of Winter>a whole chapter is devoted to Stannis ranting about how shit Rhaenyra is and the Hightower children were the legitimate rulers and how much he despises certain Maesters trying to rewrite the narrative
i want to know about the toxic butterflies
>>203229590>when he talks about how Maester Condal was executed for getting caught trying to change the histories, and his secret lover Sara had her tongue ripped out and was sent to join the Silent Sisters
>>203229640they're from naath
>>203228789I knew House Bracken were on the right side of history the moment I saw what a fine specimen of twink they produced.
>>203229107This was the funniest one to me. But yeah, I'm a degenerate motherfucker but I wouldn't stoop so low as to bombard the thread with tiktok screenshot so that's all you'll get
>>203229640It all started when a blonde woman named Marika killed a bunch of men with horns to become a god
>>203229660Has there EVER been a Northern twink? They only produce tomboys and rugged men.
>>203229679>palestine they them tard christ
>>203229705Robb or Jon
>>203229705Howland and Jojen Reed? Jon Snow?
>>203229726Jon maybe, definitely not Robb though, he's described as fairly broad and muscular if I remember right.>>203229741Oh yeah, Jojen. We've never seen Howland (except in the Tower of Joy flashback in the show, wouldn't call him a twink there though) so I'm not sure if he'd qualify.
>>203229653when i read the title of the blog post i expected grrm to go on another lore rant about the naath butterflies like he did with the dragon's legs
>>203229741Jon's definitely got a twink build, and tries to hide it by growing a northman beard to hide his pretty boy face.
>>203229788Well at least then we might know why Grey Worm decided to lead the Unsullied into mass suicide by butterfly fever.
>>203228721Based
also how the fuck are there alligators living in the neck? it should be far too cold there for them to survive.
>RedTeamReview is full against HBO after they copyright strike'd his video>PrestonJacobs is sucking full HBO cock and coitizing GRR MartinIts funny how the half-brazillian monkey turn against the show the moment it affects his lifehood and even starts going for easy jabs to get more views against House of the Dragons.
>>203229726>>203229741>>203229767>>203229837A Song of Ice and Fire is how Targ's fire cum put in a tomboy's ice pussy produces a rare Northern twink aka Twink That Was Promised
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7_iWgwPdYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7_iWgwPdY
>>203228721In light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by /got/.AND NOT FAGGOT-ASS WOKE-LIBERAL WRITERS LIKE BUTCHERED MY BOOK. HE SHOULD FUCKIN DIE
>>203229948Oh woah woah, Gurm.Take it easy. You know the Dornish sour red makes you emotional.
>>203229881I always thought they were Sarcosuchus or something since dinosaurs like Velociraptors exist in the Asoiaf world
>>203229948Your brother Melor... whatever happened there...
>>203229904Who are you quoting
Cute and canon!
>click on /got/hotd/>immediately yell “GOT HOTTED” as loud as I can>follow it up with an equally loud, but far more potent “TAOOBA!”anyone else have fun little rituals whenever they open a new thread
>>203229904It happens with almost everyone when something threatens their livelihood. Carmine's really questionable decision was to be a 'professional content creator', full time content creators will whore themselves out 99% of times. Preston at least has a real job and doesn't need to suck anyone's cock if he doesn't feel like kek
https://web.archive.org/web/20240904154210/https://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2024/09/04/beware-the-butterflies/Keep the flame alive, keep this in every thread
What are your theories on what the bigger “toxic butterflies” in season 3 and 4 are? My guesses are.>Helaena kills herself for no reason>Jaehaera will get maelors death and won’t marry Aegon iii>Alicent poisons Aegon>Rhaena and Sheepstealer will be killed by Aemond and Vhagar and it’s why daemon kills himself to kill Aemond>aemond abuses/rapes Alys and she sends him to his death in a long term revenge plot> Alys and aemonds bastard child cut because child actors are “too expensive”
What are everyone's theories on why Preston Jacobs is so obsessed with Sweetrobin?
TAOOBA, with haste.
>>203230187I always whisper “we must post” to myself
>>203230343Obviously Nettles
>>203228721Seven fucking kingdoms, and then we got this pygmy fucking thing beyond the wall
>>203230419Everyone has known about nettles since before the season even aired though. He’s got to be upset about more than that.
HotD being ass is George's fault.
>>203230387Because he's obsessed with the idea that ASoIaF is just a compilation of GRRM's previous ideas, and "a crippled child has massive psychic powers" is something he's used once or twice in the past. It's also the reason he still thinks this is a science fiction novel.Plus, he has the nasty tendency of over-estimating the importance of tertiary characters.
>>203230545This but unironically.
>>203230578But then shouldn't his obsession be with Bran? Bran's the one who actually has massive psychic powers. Sweetrobin just has seizures and is being poisoned to death by Sansa and Littlefinger.Like his entire online identity revolves around Sweetrobin. His profile pictures, channel art, even his usernames.I'm thinking he either wants to fuck him, or he identifies with him for some reason.Or both.
>>203230414(whispering to myself even quieter now) Ser Criston Cole has posted...
>>203230387>>203230578Sweetrobin evolved to Chadrobin in GOT S8
So they had to cut maelor out because "child actors are too expensive" so they could add all of Hess' bullshit girlboss fanwankery.George is a fucking pussy. So he knew it was going to be a dumpster fire back in 2022 and let these faggots rip apart his life's work and all he could do was lightly object to it. Imagine if they tried this shit with a real author like RE Howard, he'd beat the shit out of them.
>>203230654I still can't believe Robb fell for that slag. Her face is weird as shit and her feet are ugly and bony.
>>203230479Kek
>>203230615Once again, he laser-focuses on tertiary characters. Admittedly, Robert Arryn IS sitting on a weirwood throne, and there are hints he may be a nascent greenseer, but Preston goes all out with his theories, making him a future messiah. The fact that he's perfectly aware the story will never be finished only makes it easier for him.>>203230654GRRM sold the rights to all his stories to HBO back before even GoT came out.
>>203229936Holy shit sometimes I wish GRR Martin was dead, how disrespectful Preston is with him, "oh he is wrong about that, he forgot about that", holy shit this happa lover really thinks he is he more right than the creator, Fire and Blood is a telling of the facts and not a true statement, but what comes out of GRR Martin is more canon than anything wrote in those books where you can't trust the source.
After George's blog about the second season, what's your expectations for the third season?
>>203230654no chance in hell a child actor is more expensive than Matt fucking SmithMaelor would have had more relevance to the plot than Daemon having a peyote spirit quest in bumfuck Harrenhal
What did HBO tell George to make him take down the post?
>faggoston aleady on damage control saying the criticisms were minor
>>203230709I this that Ryan will unironically follow the book. I believe he wins change.
>>203230654The season 2 script went through about 5 rewrites and was shown to him each time. He had plenty of opportunities to fix it and he didn’t because that would involve him writing something longer than a blogpost.
>>203230692What a weird faggot.>>203230695Preston is an egotistical ex-Glowie who probably sold bacha bazi boys to Afghan warlords in the early 00s. It's no surprise that he thinks he's more correct than GRRM. He's also invested in his stupid little fanfiction now so anything GRRM says that contradicts his gay narrative is going to piss him off.
>>203230709>expectationsNothing. I stopped watching.
>>203230768why would condle have any motivation to change his behavior after HBO gargles his balls and forces gurm to Shut It Down
>>203230709Aemond's death
>>203230756Because he mentioned that Helaena kills herself in season 3. That’s confidential information he’s not allowed to share.
>>203229904>copyright strike'd his videoi don't watch his shit.what was the video about?
>>203230187I often say GODS I WAS HOTTED THEN when a new thread hits the bloodstream
>>203230756They have dirt on him. They know something we don't.
>>203230832>not GOT I WAS HOTTED THEN
>>203230709I'm not sure how Martin's post will affect the show... I wonder what Ryan and Sara are going to do from now on.
>>203230756Imagine the Corporation hires a hitman to eliminate Fatman that went rogue and installs Sweetrobin to finish the novel series>>203230817It's literally in the book
>>203230719>no chance in hell a child actor is more expensive than Matt fucking SmithYes, a kid is WAY more expensive than Matt Smith, because US child actor laws are horrible, they can only work 1 to 2 hours on a set, so imagine it adding at least 5 to 10 days of shooting just because of a stupid child, so multiply all the usage of stages/crew and at least of 60% of the cast (since the greens have bigger named names), at the end the kid is more expensive that Matt Smith.>>203230709Honestly? That the Season 3 has a chance of being good, HBO response was bad and show how they are afraid of George disliking their product and that they can't control the fat dude forever, George will probably not be on writer room but at least they will put more effort of making a cohesive story instead of making each episode feeling disconnected from each other like in Season 2.
>>203230875>allowing Preston to ruin everything with his stupid "Quentyn heckin lives!" and "it's actually science fiction!" narratives
>>203230859I fucked up. I had boar wine, I’m sorry
I should have known that the show was going to be shit ever since the writers compared it to american politics
>>203229936Preston is an idiot. B+C in the show is clearly worse than in the book.
>>203230875Doesn’t matter. It’s the fact that he said he’s seen the overview of season 3 and that Helaena kills herself in it. If he was more vague and said he was worried Helaena will kill herself for no reason in the show and didn’t say that it was in season 3’s outline he would have been fine.
Smells like shill in here.....
>>203230960> "it's actually science fiction!" narrativesI find it cool those type of lore but only when its just behind the main plot, just like on Fallout it was discussed in the community that the Vaultec and the big companies behind the nukes going out, it was stupid but fun as a "schizo theory" but then the show comes out and ruins it everything by putting this stupid plot and ruining all the importance of War for resources with China and Russia.
>>203230709>what's your expectations for the third season?I have great expectations because I am not planning to watch it.
I wonder how much the glowie is getting paid to defend Season 2 from GRRM.
No Nettles? Uhhhh, racist and sexist much?
>>203231012And he went only after episode 1, episode 8 Helaena is so full of herself and in control that it will look very stupid the moment she decides to die just because she is sad of something that she was aware of was going to happen, its already over.
>>203229936stop linking this irrelevant faggot here
>>203230695kek yeah Preston was very out of touch in this videonobody cares about the previous scenes with B&C, everybody in the fandom cares about the murder scene and the sophie's choice, including GeorgePreston not understanding this is baffling
HOTD is written between the 80s, early 00s and late 10s >female characters are written like they're from the 00s: they can't have any feminine features to be good (not being a mother, being kind and caring) and they must be badass or refuse to be weak they need to want to fight on their own >the history follows the 10s: just bad in general and it must be compared to whatever it was on the news (american politics or diversity and inclusion)>cgi is from the 80s
>>203230615>But then shouldn't his obsession be with Bran? Bran's the one who actually has massive psychic powershis theories goes like>psychic powers are passed on by females>bran has part of his power from Lothston genes from his mother>conclude that the Arryn boy might have psychic genes>his father's side has the Winged Knight who might have been a skinchanger>he knows some weird stuff that nobody should've told him like Harry the heir being his heir and people wanting him dead>his seizures are children of the forest souls that are trying to seize him>he has weird immunity to the drug littlefinger has the maester giving himit's an entertaining theory but gurm can just go on with the story without touching it. ever.
>>203230709I have hope season 3 will be good. Writers got too confident in their abilities after the golden globe win from season 2, I hope all this drama makes them go back to the way they wrote the first season.
>>203231102Sometimes I like the guy, be he can be a grade A moron at times too.
>>203230709That's the most British picture I've ever seen.
>>203231139Golden globe win from season 1 I mean*
>>203231139The first season made many mistakes too though, biggest one was when they decided to make Rhaenyra and Alicent childhood friends.
>>203230817But that happens in the book.
>>203230709Hopefully they'll replace the black Velaryons with white actors.
>>203230923>since the greens have bigger named names
>>203231082Apparently this isn’t even the blogpost for the entirety of season 2. This was just his overview of the first episode and he’s just really behind. The blogpost about the season in general would have been posted in a few months. But I think it’s very unlikely he will write it or post it now after all this.
>>203231148yeah his content has been hit or miss lately
>>203231215>things that will never happen I appreciate your optimism anon.
>>203231139lmfao maximum copium, have you been paying attention? HBO has refused to admit their fuckups and has in fact doubled down in supporting condal. meanwhile they certainly intimidated George into taking down the blogpost
>>203231148>>203231102>that time when George was pessimist about economy and the state of the world with WW3 looming over our shoulders>"Oh what is he saying? The economy is great, people are getting what they want and have job security and what about wars? Yeah we have more conflicts nowadays but people are dying way less in wars back in the 90s and 80s"Holy shit this guy
>>203231248>The economy is great, people are getting what they want and have job securityWhat a fucking glowie piece of shit
>>203231187It doesn’t matter if it happens in the book or not anon. He’s not allowed to share anything about the season 3 overview that he has seen regardless of it happening in the book. If he was an actor or a crew member he would be fired.
>>203231248And the saddest part was that his sidekick latino tried to argue that everything is in bad shape but his glowie view of the world was able to suppress his opinions.
>>203231238They made the Velaryons black because there wasn't enough black people in the source material. Removing Nettles means they now have to balance in the other direction.
preston and carmine are being such faggots about this blogpost
>>203231309don't care stop talking about nobodies
>>203231303I wish Preston had been captured by the Taliban.
>>203231309>he is wrong about some parts>he is petty>he disliked the scene with the wrong reasons >he is acting like a Karen by crying about their co-worker on twitter>implies that he is becoming insane>he is a old man yelling at cloudsHoly Shit I hope that reddit and the fandom shred this faggot into pieces, come on, they are only treating him like shit because he is still alive and well, if he was in bad shape or dead they would respect his words.
>>203231248>Holy shit this guyHe's a literal government bureaucrat stooge who drank the koolaid.
>>203231309>>203231371preston is literally saying he knows the book better than the dude who literally wrote it. it's insane>"nuh uh, this is why blood and cheese works, actually, fatass"
>>203231178It’s good tho, two childhood friends becoming mortal enemies is a nice twist. That’s not what we got, we got this weird fanfic shipping shit
>>203229936wtf is this shit?>she had a sophie's choice, guys! she chooses between the twins!
Since we are speaking of e-celebs of ASOIAF, Glowie and the brazillian dude have implied that a youtuber is using IA to create his videos about the series? Its ALTSHIFX? Or its a smaller content creator?
>>203230387honestly thishe picks the ugliest fucking art as well, his youtube icon looks like a kid with leukemia or some other nauseating thingis it a very specific type of autism? feels like there needs to be more attention brought to this stuff
>>203230387He is a glowie, so probably a pedo, he likes the brattish attitude of Sweetrobin and in control he is, he probably enjoys /ss/ stories where the shota control the MILF and he self inserts as the MILF.
>>203231102Preston also completely misses that Halaena committed suicide due to Maelor, and there is strong evidence for this in the text.
>Not a Targ>Dragonseed that can hatch dragon eggsLemongate bros is she just a bastard to some no name peasant dragonseeds?Jon is Rhae and Lyanas love/rape baby and FAegon is a blackfyre. Both have a better claim that Dany legally
>>203231417I wonder if its In Deep Geek
>>203231419Maybe it's his fetish?>>203231464I think he's more of an "ojisan guro-rape" type of shotacon, but your theory also sounds possible.
>>203231413lol yeah it's not comparable at all, in the show their target was the only boy and B&C asked her which one is the boy, they were not giving her the choice to pick who dieseven GRRM pointed out in his blog that they didn't need to ask, they could have looked at their parts, and yet Preston still thinks it was a sophie's choice
>>203230695Preston unironically thinks he’s more qualified to talk about ASOIAF than George is. If winds ever comes out watch him shit on it for being different than his fan fiction.
>>203230187got hotted
>He said "A toast to these 3 Strong Boys.">......>The implications are my sons aren't actually physically strong but bastards from House Strong (Gives a slight smile and nods her head).>It's a off colored remark, it was highly inappropriate. If you want I'll demand he's taxed. But feed him to Syrax? (Shakes his head)>Is it all just about Gold?>I'll crack him good, I'll ask for 200 Golden Dragons.>200 Golden Dragons to insult my Sons. What's next Viserys, he gets murder them for a 1000?!?>He wants to murder them?>I'm making a point here! I'm talking about my Son's honor! My HONOR here!>(Sips Milk of the poppy)>We depend on this guy. There are millions of people's lives at stake. We can't afford this, Rhaenyra.>A room full Greens, making fun of my Sons, and your not gonna let me deal with this?>Not that way. My answer has gotta be no.>Then I want a sit down with this Alicent fucking bitch, and get this Aemond Vhagar shit dealt with.
It's gonna be epic
>>203230709I think Condal and Hess will double down. The show was doomed from the moment they decided the central focus would be the patriarchy holding women down, and how Rhaenyra and Alicent's love was ruined by evil MEN. This is something the writer's room clearly feels passionate about since they made the complete fanfiction of Rhaenicent the heart of the show. It's joever.
>>203229936To think I was looking forward to watching this. Preston is just plain wrong here.
>>203231949Preston "Bacha Bazi" Jacobs is always wrong.
>>203230709I just want more Otto, just that, fuck the rest of the show, just give him a mic and let him roast the entire cast for 10 hours and it will be probably better than Season 2.
>wait 2 years>1 sword fight>2 dragon fights>now theres tranniesWhy did we even bother
who the fuck is carmine
>>203231994At least you had some kino Aegon scenes in spite of the writers doing everything they can to make the audience hate him.
>>203230695I was watching a stream Preston did with another booktuber who was new to ASoIaF, and he was basically trying to blackpill her the entire time, both on the series and on George as a writer. He's got this really weird hostility towards George that he doesn't bother trying to hide anymore.Also, ironically, for someone who is known for out there, schizo theories, he's incredibly closed-minded about other views or interpretations of the stories. His opinion is all that matters.
>>203232033It’s a red powder you get from crushing beetles.
I'll side with autismo supremo on this. George is a little bitch. I'm sick of this cunt being on his high horse despite the fact he enabled all this.
Hm... What if... Daeron takes Maegor place and instead of getting ripped to pieces by the people he just gets killed trying to reach the stupid dragon dome?
>>203232033a brazilian living in the US and made redteamreview channel.preston collaborated with him for years.
>>203232078SMATH DA BEEDLES, SMATH EM
>>203232148>Tyrion and Jaime make fun of their mentally disabled cousinWas that controversial when it aired?
>>203231847It's going to be the most boring piece of media imaginable. Where's the challenge when you have 3 living nukes at your side that no-one can possibly challenge? Before you say about the Dornish, the story about Dorne not being conquered is ridiculous and there's no chance 3 dragons wouldn't have forced Dorne into submission. Why wouldn't the Targs just burn the farms and starve the Dornish? Where are they going to grow food at? The caves?
>>203232091I will not side with anyone, George is a fat bitch, Preston a glowie, the writters destroyed my boy AEMOND, I miss when he was a Green loyalist and in secret love with her sister and a huge Mommy boy, Season 2 he is just a stupid and boring antagonist.
>>203229936No-one cares about Preston Fagobs or any other shill/schizo asoiaf youtuber. The shows are bringing out their true selves.
>>203232091Don’t get me wrong I think Condal has an inflated view of his own abilities and he’s made terrible choices in the direction he’s leading the show. But I have no respect for George. He didn’t lift a finger for season one but rolled around like a pig in shit in the praise it got. Then he doesn’t lift a finger for season two either and then he distances himself from it when it’s bad when he made no attempt to intervene or help with it. He’s a lazy coward who is terrified of what other people think of him.
>>203232091>blacksissy starts posting with Aemond to try turn the thread
>>203232148Exactly what I wanted you to say anon…
>>203232313Season one was fucked by COVID, Season 2 was fucked by budget and writer's strikes, BUT the first chapters were not affected by those choices, so at the end GRR Martin is right about complaining about the first episodes, after all he has a problem with Condal since he revealed in 2022 what he was planning about B&C, but the latter episodes were half justified.
>>203228723The casting ruined him though
>>203232646This
>>203228860and he thinks the lemons shit is some vast conspiracy. if winds ever came out (it won't) and 99% of his little theories were either nothingburgers or totally ignored, do you think he'd finally do us all a favor and off himself? Or just brush it off and pretend he saw it all coming?
KILL BLACKSISSIES! FEED BLACKSISSIES TO DRAGONS! SLAUGHTER BLACKSISSY DRAGONS WITH WAVES OF BLESSED SMALLFOLK! ALSO FUCK DORNE AND DORNISHMEN AND THEIR SMELLY SANDY SHITTY "KINGDOM"
>>203229391Yea but who cares about them, they thought season 8 was good until Dany went evil
What do you think the likelihood of Gods Eye being the season 3 final is now that we know about Helaena in season 3?
>>203232715Rhaenyra will save Daemon and they will leave to Essos together after putting their children on the throne
>>203231496Preston kinda seems to struggle with understanding human emotion in general sometime
Have we just completely won? The author has basically sided with us on HOTD being a trainwreck and validated all of our issues. This not only feels unprecedented, but has made HOTD completely unsalvageable.
>>203232708Nah, everyone was done with the show after that ruined the Others and the Long Night in Season 8, Episode 3. I was a casual fan at the time, and I remember that being the straw that broke the camel's back for me. Arya stealing Jon's role, the Walkers going down like chumps, and Bran being literally useless made the whole story feel pointless. Worse, it feels like Cersei was REWARDED for ignoring the supernatural threat, since she was the only faction who walked away from the conflict without any casualties...which spits in the face of them stories theme: which is that the conflicts of man don't matter and seem irrelevant in the face of extinction from a supernatural threat
>>203229936>goes on and on and on about when Maelor dies and when Helaena suicides >assumes the news reaches captives like any other person in the city and forgets about Ned's captivity and he knew nothing >ignores to read the speculations on why she suicides >one of them is the white worm telling her about her son's deathpreston is losing his mind.> After half a year of captivity, why should Aegon’s queen choose this night to end her life? Mushroom asserts that Helaena was with child after her days and nights of being sold for a common whore, but this explanation is only as creditable as his tale of the Brothel Queens, which is to say, not creditable at all. Grand Maester Munkun believes the horror of seeing Ser Thoron and Ser Denys die drove her to the act, but if the young queen knew the two men it could only have been as gaolers, and there is no evidence that she was a witness to their hanging. Septon Eustace suggests that Lady Mysaria, the White Worm, chose this night to tell Helaena of the death of her son Maelor, and the grisly manner of his passing, though what motive she would have had for doing so, beyond simple malice, is hard to fathom.
LMAO that coward Alt Shift X just posted his fucking video the day of the blog controversy.
>>203228721How hard do you think hbo is waterboarding his fat ass right now?
>>203232738This but with Alicent
>>203232850>GRRM is going to get Reek'd by Ryan Condal
>>203232033My wife
>>203229640theyre from one of his other stories
>>203232702Uhhhh based?
>>203228721>You're doing a good job, George!
Wokeslop is over faggots back to rebbit with you
>>203233192Stop crying and filter the gen.
>>203232782We won, like we always do
Who forced GRRM to delete the blog post?
>>203233262lawyers
>>203233262Preston threatened to have him sent toa CIA blacksite
>>203233262Me
Dunkposting anon needs to do his miracle and save the general again.
>>203233332Off by one
HOTD blackbros how do we deal with GRRM now that he's gone rogue?
>faggots are still going about the writers' strike reminder >28 march, episodes cut announcement>april 11, filming starts>may 2, strike starts
>>203229936Based Based Based
>>203230247preston is unironically a glowie lmao
>>203228789
>>203233408buuuuuuut The Dragon Demands told me they couldn't rewrite!
>>203231682I guess his point is that Sophie's Choice wasn't really about choosing between a younger child and an older; it was about choosing between a son and a daughter which Haelana kind of does because I guess she could've lied to them about which was which if she wanted to save the boy.still makes no sense since ofc they could've just checked
>>203232823He doesn’t need all that drama…
>>203233501he's a retard and you've just pointed this out. again.blood and cheese pointed this out too. it was stupid of them to even be baffled, ask her then just go by her word.
My god these fucking cowardly Youtube channels not making any commentary videos about season 2 because "we need to wait for what GRRM says" and turns out GRRM fucking hates it. Now they are scrambling like chickens with their heads cut off.
>>203232091yeah GRRM is a bitch for taking the time to complain about adaptions to his books when he still hasn't bothered to fucking finish them
>>203233479>they couldn't rewrite!which they could not after may 2
>>203229936this guy clearly has some sort of imagined parasocial relationship with george
d&d status?
>>203233672the video where preston got to meet GRRM and brought up his theories and GRRM had no clue what he was talking about was kino
>>203229936>Preston the FaggotHoly fuck! This man keeps sucking HBO>Maelor being told his mom wants him deadPreston: That's stupid GeorgesAlso, Healaena still does a Sophie's choice in the show holy fuck this man is retarded
>>203233702desu he is right about the second part. it's pretty obvious a two year old would not remember such a line
>>203233702kek, link?
>>203233424nvm he's a show apologist
>>203233743he isn't a show apologist lmao he bitches constantly about the show and has been since GoT S5.he's just an autist who thinks he knows GRRMs work better than GRRM himself and falls into schizo theories
>>203233739whoops, meant for >>203233693
>>203233693After being rejected and ridiculed by Grum the Fatfuck, spiteful Preston Jacobs sold his soul to Hbodevil to tear down his former idol and to take over the novel franchise
>>203233763https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5pJkldtAh0
>>203233620they had over a month to rewrite after the PUBLIC announcement of the episodes cut.it is not unreasonable to assume they knew about it beforehand.the strike was brewing even before the PUBLIC announcement of the cut.they knew they had to rewrite before the strike starts.
>>203233763>>203233779the fat fuck basically just ignored him to talk about food lmao
>>203233779>and Sweetrobin ended the evening by eating some lemon cakeHoly shit he calls himself "Sweetrobin" unironically? I thought it was just his username. Fuck me, what a deranged man.
> Blood can’t seem to tell the twins apart, so Helaena is asked to reveal which one is the boy. (You would think a glance up his PJs would reveal that, without involving the mother).Unfathomably creepy thinking about George writing this.
>>203232183>Why wouldn't the Targs just burn the farms and starve the Dornish?Didn't the Targs do exactly that? And the Dornish somehow survived, literally doing what that meme of the Targaryen looking at Dorne from a wall is.Sometimes I've tried to find a meta reason to make sense of the Dornish victory over Aegon. Maybe it was a faggy critic of the US tactics in Vietnam? But Dorne has nothing in common with Vietnam so I don't know. The first Anglo-Afghan war? Too obscure for GRRM I think, and the scope of destruction is not the same. The Soviet-Afghan war? Maybe but it doesn't fit GRRM's views much. There are a few other ideas but none of them fit anyway.
>>203233879it's literally just supposed to be a vietnam allegory since GRRM was a hippy conscientious objector. it makes no sense and don't think about it
>>203233853>why didn't Blood just check out his dick???george please
>>203229154>>203229284It happened IRL
>>203229024It's accurate though, in the main book series, Rhaenyra is remembered as a usurper by both nobles and commoners alike
>>203233693>the video where preston got to meet GRRM and brought up his theories and GRRM had no clue what he was talking about was kinoLink?
>>203233678Redeemed
>>203233947already linked
>>203233853>I was reading that as "a glance at his PJs" this entire timeOh...
>>203229082Emilia refused to wear them when filming GOT season 1, so now they have to let the targ actors keep their normal eye colour for consistency
>>203229082Actors didn't like it since it fucked with their acting ability or something and they didn't have the budget to digitally do it when the show started since they didn't know how big it would be
>>203233678Redundant
>>203233918>>203233973It’s the “up” the pjs for me. Why did he have to say it like that…
>>203234015eh, there's no way to write "check out the little boys dick" without sounding like a pedo
>>203229344>>innocent Targ prince goes to chase down mystery knight in the woodsYou know... the real mystery is how the fuck no one realised the mystery knight is a little girl, especially when "he" spoke. I'm not even getting into the 14 yo's retard strength.
Now that /ourguy/ GRRM has disavowed the series we don't have to pretend to keep liking it now right?
Post with haste taooba memes
>>203234033“There is another way Blood could have checked to see which kid is the boy without involving the mother”.
>>203234088that sounds weirdly cryptic
>>203234083
>>203234074>we don't have to pretend to keep liking it now right?we never did.we're only watching to shit on CONdal and hess.
>>203234074>/ourguy/nah fuck that fat hack. he should've finished the b books
>>203234074>we don't have to pretend to keep liking it now right?I didn't even watch S2 kek
It's not Ramsay, Joffrey or Gregor. Stannis confirmed as the most evil guy
>>203234173tbf show stannis is pretty cartoonishly evil after the shireen scene
>>203234173>editadoyou smell dornish
>>203234074I’m still going to enjoy it and the shitposting that comes with it. Gurm will never be my guy.
>>203234210Long live Spain
>>203234267SMELLS DORNISH
member when GRRM released a CANON encyclopedia of the targaryens and velaryons during season one and he turned the velaryons back to white?BASED
>>203233879The dornish men during the first war are just the Fremen from dune. Impossible good fighters, masters of the desert, able to disappear into destroy entire armies without trace. There’s a couple other nods to Dune relating to Dorne specifically, I’m pretty sure it’s formed a huge chunk of George’s perception of desert peoples.
>>203234267>ha 2 anosThat's Portuguese
>>203234173He's definitely up there, even though most of his fans don't want to admit>Cowardly murdered his own brother with blood magic>Cowardly murdered Cortnay Penrose, an honorable and just knight, with blood magic>Burned the statues, carvings, and texts relating to his country's patron gods, so that he could please a foreign, arguably malevolent god whom is only pleased with blood sacrifices and blasphemy >Cowardly attempted to murder Edric Storm for more power>Cowardly uses blood magic in an attempt to murder Robb Stark, Joffery Baratheon, and Balon Greyjoy>Under his watch, Melissandre burns several men alive for boons from her Dark Lord, including Aelister Florent, one of Stannis' most loyal followers>Cowardly burned Shireen, his own daughter, alive >Attempts to have Jon abandon his Night Watch oathsHe's a total piece of shit.
>>203234414killing Renly was based and justified actually. Renly was a usurper and a faggot.
Sooo I haven't watched since S1 ended now I hear GRRM is seething so hard they deleted his truthnvke is it really that bad? I mean the S1 finalexwas like ok wtf with the old bitch killing like 50000 commonfolk but yea
>>203234173Show stannis =/= book stannis
>>203234414he's justified in killing all of those people aside from Shireen and Edric tbqh. Alester is hardly a loyal follower when he tried to make peace with the Lannisters behind Stannis's back and wed his daughter off. asking Jon to leave his Night's Watch oaths isn't particularly evil, especially in the scale of ASOIAF.
>sees George going nuclear on his blog>oh shit>checks naathToday is a good day
>>203234414You're mixing book stannis and show stannis. Stannis is not a good person but not comparable to guys like Ramsay, Joffrey and Gregor who just inflict human pain for their pleasure
Damn that Preston video is unhinged
>>203234495Go tell those faggots that they would all be having their skin horrifically melted off by the local butterflies for trying to flood a small idyllic island
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>>203234697Why not post real Monke instead of photoshopped Monke?
>>203228662top 10 GoT characters1. Jaime2. Tywin3. Cersei4. Tyrion5. Theon6. Jon Snow7. Daenerys8. Ned 9. Littlefinger10. Stannis
>>203234298no.link it.
>>203230709Cancellation
>>203234874
>>203234763
>>203234495lmao
>>203234495>people are so attached to fictional shit that the author of said shit saying something they don't like ruins their dayEntertainment was a mistake, we were all happier when we spent 14 hours a day toiling the land and praising our gods.
>>203234395No it's not, if it was portuguese it would say "à 2 anos" instead, which means "2 years ago""Há 2 anos" in portuguese means "there are 2 years"
>>203234451>truthnvkewas only about episodes 1 and 2. bigger butterflies were on the way but they silenced him.but in general, season 2 is worse because unlike season 1, the disconnect between episodes can't be explained away by headcanon of things happening off screen.big spoilers ahead so don't open if you intend to watch this shitshow.>Rhaenyra sneaking in to King's Landing to have a chat with Alicent >in the finale, Alicent sneaks to Dragonstone to have a chat with Rhaenyra, agrees to have Aegon killed and tells her being a whore is the only true way™ for a woman to live>Daemon tries to make a riverlords army>they tell him they'll only follow him because they made an oath to Rhaenyra and that he's shit>the Finale have the riverlord not kneeling to Rhaenyra until Daemon does. switching from being Rhaenyra's men to Daemon's men overnightthose are the most egregious in your face examples. there are other stuff that don't make sense but requires a lot of posts.
>>203234973Then what is that? Galician? Because in Spanish it would be "hace 2 años"
>>203234993>in the finale, Alicent sneaks to Dragonstone to have a chat with Rhaenyra, agrees to have Aegon killed and tells her being a whore is the only true way™ for a woman to livethis actually fucking happened?
>>203235025pretty much
>>203235025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyMcloxQXIw
>>203235060a naked sara hess has few secretsa flayed sara hess, none.
>“The realm is at war. His Grace has need of every man.” Cersei did not intend to squander Tommen’s strength playing wet nurse to sparrows, or guarding the wrinkled cunts of a thousand sour septas. Half of them are probably praying for a good raping.Thoughts?
>>203235167Why do you keep trying to bring discussion back to got when there is more than enough to talk about at the moment?
NEW MIGRATE>>203235198>>203235198
>>203235167Cersei is just too good of a character
