Kitty! editionprevious >>203996320
First for Criterion is based
First for Pet Semetary 2
>>204005196can't do that since it's in my university and young people are extremely weird about sex scenes in movies, i'm even pushing it too far with Cure. i'm thinking on replacing skinamarink with eraserhead
>>204005263>sex scene>terrifier
>>204005263Poopyfarter 2 has no sex or nudityI'd say show Psycho and Peeping Tom, maybe Night of the Living Dead too
>>204005281I think he means the naked woman being sawed in half
>>204005263Why not something fun instead?
>>204005313Its sudden hype in the last few years feels inorganic
>The Keep>Next of Kin>AngstAnymore horror films with Synthwave soundtracks?
>>204005192>/ho/Can't you get one fucking thing right?!
/ho-ho-ho/Merry Christmas, anons! Holiday seasons coming up soon! I hope you've got your Christmas decorations up!
>>204005328Indeed>Tons of merchandise, including le funko pops, randomly get made>A video game randomly gets made >A 4K UHD randomly get released>All of the suddenly everyone is talking about itWhere did all the hype come from? Marketing for a sequel?
>1 day until Oct 1
>>204005379I'm waiting to see Art's guide to holiday decor.
>>204005192>>204005379/ho/
>>204005408The last time I saw Killer Klowns From Outer Space being mentioned outside of this current hype machine was Universal Studio's Horror Nights.There is a cult following for the fact that it is a common horror movie to see on television over the last few decades.
Might rewatch Belko Experiment. I really liked it
>>204005342https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPn9jLKymTchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG9tlYwvCJE
Uzumaki is pretty cool
>>204005616main girl a cute.
>>204005262>rape scene>child deathJesus Christ
Kino
Just finished Black Mountain Side, interesting movie. Ending was a little abrupt and disappointing.Any recommendations for another accidentally-unearthing-ancient -evil film?
>>204005645Sauce?
>>204005677The KeepEmpty ManThe RuinsAs Above So Below
>>204005677
>>204005379
What's your favorite shitty horror film?
>>204005777The Shining.
>>204005802The 1997 version? Yeah that one is pretty shitty
>>204005616I thought the pacing was too fast, but otherwise great
>>204005777The Gate 2
>>204005708Thanks.>>204005741Something tells me the title isn’t “Jot.”
>>204005836Blonde girl was so cute. Refreshing to have cute girls not in your typical current anime style.
>>204005777Halloween EndsNot really but it’s the first one that came to mind
/ho/ /ho/ /ho/
>>204005907Based
>>204005777Sleepaway Camp 2
>>204005689
>>204005877ito is great at it, basically does every autograph like this
>>204005866https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlkBcFX1hNc
Movies ill watch this month probably the first two halloween movies. The one that came out in 2017. 4 and 5 definitely not 6 tho lmao. Friday the 13th 2 3 and 4 obviously. The thing for sure. Hellraiser 1 and 2
Post more spooky campfire style stories like the death visiting one from the last thread.
>>204006007Alright, but just to warn you, it's VERY SCARYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b2G8ySKNgA
>>204005998Please watch some Hammer horror and Roger Corman Poe as well. I think these classics get overlooked too much.
The People Under the Stairs is kino
>>204006247I could have saved her
alright putting this on now
>>204005192Excepyt maybe for the nine lives kitty's not going to survive Jaws
>>204006322>inb4 Saul gets eaten by a shark ending
>>204006322
>>204006271cute CUTE
>>204006365That would make for a good spooky Halloween mask
literally me
>>204005192>The Vampire Lovers (1970)
>>204002651Thanks for the rec, I just started downloading it. Would it be a crime to admit I’ve never seen a Barbara Steele flick?
>>204006247I like the BDSM suit the bad guy wears.
>>204006623also >archive dot org/details/the-vampire-lovers-1970I believe is the unrated edition that includes more nudity(?) or something
>>204006007The Two Kings and the Two Labyrinths by Jorge Luis BorgesIt is said by men worthy of belief (though Allah’s knowledge is greater) that in the first days there was a king of the isles of Babylonia who called together his architects and his priests and bade them build him a labyrinth so confused and so subtle that the most prudent men would not venture to enter it, and those who did would lose their way. Most unseemly was the edifice that resulted, for it is the prerogative of God, not man, to strike confusion and inspire wonder. In time there came to the court a king of Arabs, and the king of Babylonia (to muck the simplicity of his guest) bade him enter the labyrinth, where the king of Arabs wandered, humiliated and confused, until the coming of the evening, when he implored God’s aid and found the door. His lips offered no complaint, though he said to the king of Babylonia that in his land he had another labyrinth, and Allah willing, he would see that someday the king of Babylonia made its acquaintance. Then he returned to Arabia with his captains and his wardens and he wreaked such havoc upon kingdoms of Babylonia, and with such great blessing by fortune, that he brought low his castles, crushed his people, and took the king of Babylonia himself captive. He tied him atop a swift-footed camel and led him into the desert. Three days they rode, and then he said to him, “O king of time and substance and cipher of the century! In Babylonia didst thou attempt to make me lose my way in a labyrinth of brass with many stairways, doors, and walls; now the Powerful One has seen fit to allow me to show thee mine, which has no stairways to climb, nor walls to impede thy passage.”Then he untied the bonds of the king of Babylonia and abandoned him in the middle of the desert, where he died of hunger and thirst. Glory to him who does not die.
how did you guys end up enjoying horror films so much?
>>204006831I already liked spooky stuff as a kid.
>>204006007A treasure trove here, mostly Poe classics read by Vincent Price and Basil Rathbone:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZRjJzVNDS87hcUeOkoo7MDSDIf7hCGjF
>>204006831IT the clown scared me
I'd like something similar to original Exorcist or Omen, i find em comfy.
>>204006831It all started with VHS tapes of Gremlins, Beetlejuice, Nightmare Before Christmas, and Goosebumps(Haunted Mask and Stay out of the Basement)
>>204006831When I was a kid every time I would visit my grandparents my uncle would put return of the living dead on, it became my favourite movie. Probably seen it 30 times
>>204006831Started with this
>>204006831I watched just about every single genre and this is the only one I can consistently enjoy.Humans dying will never not entertain.
>>204006904it's not religious but check out The Brood for a good 70s film with those a comfy drama tone
>>204006007https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvVvBAKWSfk
>>204006623Does this have cool kills outside of the beheading at the start?
>>204006831I actually got into horror films through a friend, though I have always been into monsters and ghouls etc. just channelled it to music instead.
>>204006980whoa Cronenbergthx anon i'll check it out
>>204004923>>204005263I like Longlegs, but come on. For halloween? Whole thing takes place around snow. Even Halloweentown would be better.
>>204006904Amityville 2
>>204005192Bastard cat from hell!
>>204006623Kirsten Lindholm is super cute in that
>>204006831Oh and this
>>204007028thxDamiano Damiani cool as well
>>204006676No crimes, but watch Black Sunday after that one.
>RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF
>>204006859Based as fuck
>>204005342https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrFIKcEiP7w
>>204006831Exclusively because of this fucker.
>>204006958I bought all three and my friends would be scared shitless over them. I never understood.
>>204006980still i wouldn't mind something more along those lines "religious comfy drama tone" whatever i guess lol
>>204005342https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8_a4QQXdxkAnd everything else fromhttps://www.youtube.com/@johncarpenter1/releasesStarting with Anthology: Movie Themes 1974-1998
>>204007123I read the books way more than I watched the show. What are the best episodes that aren’t talked about quite so much? I liked the OC episode about them getting shrunk down into the miniature town and also the one where they play the real life board game in the haunted house
>>204007210>Exorcist III>Carrie>Poltergeist
>>204007107You're welcome, hope you enjoy. Great supernatural/possession movie.
>>204006904The BelieversThe Pope's Exorcist
Frogman fucks.
>>204007305>Carrieyeah i watched that one and i would get it in there as wellExorcist III somehow doesn't really strike with mei gotta admit i never watched Poltergeist although i get different feelings about it
>>204007356man I love Frogman
>>204006831When I was a little kid I hated them. I was a complete scaredy cat who would cry when walking by the horror section at Blockbuster.When I got older I just kind of avoided them because they still made me feel a little uncomfortable.Then I got my first gf who loved the Zombie Halloween films. We watched them quite a bit and I thought the first one was alright so I went back and watched the original. Kind of fell in love with slashers from there and eventually just horror in general.
>>204007453to be fair, this shit was scary
>>204007469The Child's Play series were the ones that scared me the most.
>>204007501I can see that. maybe it's the ones you're closest to understanding the concept. Critters also got me.
>>204006007You motherfucker
>>204006007They say that the cause for awful taste in cinema is a disease called Kolopenia, which means "severe lack of Kolobos", and the only treatment for it is Koloplasty, a surgical operation in which a doctor inserts a Kolobos dvd into the patients brain in order to give him his taste in cinema back. Though almost no doctors know how to do this, it's incredibly rare and expensive, thus, if you have bad taste, there is pretty much no cure besides coping while watching the latest A24 slop and smoking dude weed to take the pain away.
>>204006007Gonna spoiler it to not scare the more sensitive /hor/ members.So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
>>204007705>a surgical operation in which a doctor inserts a Kolobos dvd into the patients brain
>>204007705reminds me of this
>>204006904Rosemarys baby The shinning
>got very drunk and ordered a couple of movies, including an imported Arrow 4K of Henry: Portrait of a Serial KillerI really can't afford it and I tried to get the order cancelled/refunded but it shipped anyway. I'll be happy to re-watch this though
>>204005708Just finished As Above So Below. That was a good one, thanks again.
>>204007873What else did you order?Also the Henry 4K is great, I own that too
Why does Vinegar Syndrome make /tv/ seethe so hard? What does /hor/ think of it?
>>204007886>What else did you order?A movie called Taxi Hunter which I know nothing about, The Inspector Wears Skirts which I bought because I love Cynthia Rothrock (getting the two movies together was also part of a deal), and the Henry 4K and an early Jackie Chan movie called To Kill With Intrigue on 4K (also a deal to buy them together). Henry was the only horror movie. It ended up being about $80 total, which I really didn't want to spend right now, but fuck it, I'm sure I'll at least enjoy them all.My secondary regret is that I picked To Kill With Intrigue out of nowhere, which probably won't be that great, instead of Demons 2 which I saw was an option afterwards and that I already know I like
>>204007923why is that?it's awesome to get excellent transfers of grimey films nobody cares about. who thought Orgy of the Dead would ever get a blu ray release.
>>204007710You ever see the film adaptation? It's on tubi but it's really bad.https://tubitv.com/movies/634526/who-was-phone
>>204007989I never watched it but I do remember it being posted here, mainly because on their website they posted a fucking timeline of every meme referenced in it.https://whowasphone.com/key/
>>204007453Same, I started watching horrors as some sort of ritual to get over my fear of ghosts and before I knew it I became addicted to them
>>204005616Need link
>>204006831brother came home with a copy of alien he rented for movie night while our parents were away doing adult stuffi was 9
>>204007878You're welcome fren, it's a well-liked ff
>>204008054Adult Swim uploaded it to their sitehttps://www.adultswim.com/videos/uzumaki/sub-episode-1
>>204005263you should play Suspiria and Black Christmas
>>204008110probably the worst naruto prequel i've ever seen, like what the fuck even is this
>>2040057774.3 on IMDB, 8% on Rotten Tomatoes, but I love The Incredible Melting Man
>>204006007Is that guy supposed to be an arab, or was he just telling a story about the middle east? He's kinda dark skinned but I still looks white.
>>204008178>Boris Karloff>that guy
>>204006904Prince of Darkness
Nightmare on Elm Street 2 gym teacher naked ass towel-whipped by Freddy scene.
Another year has passed, and only 4 days are left for the beginning of the fantastic and horror film festival of Sitges 2024.This is my list for this year.Any thoughts?This year i've been lucky and i'll have an accreditation and i'll try to go to some extra events, like a round table to chat with the guys that made the vfx of terrifier 3 or an encounter with Alexandre Aja.
>>204008424
>>204008444jelly
>>204008444Very interesting options in a number of genres, let us know how you like the movies, the apocalyptic movie seems intriguing
>go to sleep>wake up and ten million horror threads have happened/hor/ for this rip van winkle feel
>>204008444>an encounter with Alexandre Aja.make sure to take some PrEP
>>204007501Same here, i saw parts of Child's Play 2 on tv when i was 6 and it fucked me up, didn't start watching horror movies until i was 14.
>>204008122suspiria sounds great, do you mean the old one or the remake?
>>204008444jelly here too, fill us in without spoiling when you're back
>>204008546>do you mean the old one or the remake?If he meant the remake he needs to leave right now and never come back.
>>204008602i think the remake was okayish
>>204008502>>204008555>let us know how you like the movieswill do, like previous years
>>204008444>an encounter with Alexandre Aja.Ask him to go back to his sleazy, action-driven horror movies such as Piranha 3d, Crawl and Haute Tension
>>204008629And mirrors and hills have eyes. I can't belive he released a film days ago
>>204008629or if he fucked any of the pornstars while making Piranha 3D
>>204008649>>204008514he'll be presenting his new filmpic rel
>>204008649Yes. As for his latest (Never Let Go), it's undeperforming bc they fucked up the released date (it clashed with The Substance and both probably took viewers off each other) and it looks like a less personal and more of a studio project
>>204008677also because it looks like a DEYY HEEAAAA version of A Quiet Place/Birdbox.
i'm downloading the telesync, maybe i can show this in the forum? what do you guys think? that could be pretty popular and i need the place crowded so i can sell popcorn in the uni.
>>204008656And if the answer is no, promptly ask "why tf not? Isn't Gianna Michaels attractive enough for you?"
>>204008683There's that probably. And Halle looks a bit haggard and unkempt in it
Just watched 31.It makes me laugh how much this movie made "people" seethe, especially the ending where they made an assumption just to get assmad over it.Also kudos to Rob Zombie for casting two black men for the specific purpose of having them both die first (if you don't count the driver and the random whores).He really needs to stop recasting the exact same people over and over though.
>>204008684It would be interesting showing a proper version rather than a camrip/telesync
>>204008715I liked it. It makes people mad but RZ was working with progressively smaller budgets to avoid having to do a hollywood film again.
>>204008745I liked it too.A tiny hispanic man LARPing as an actual nazi was pretty kino. Also, as many said, Richard Brake had a stellar performance.The head scratcher for me, was that bit that Schizo-head said before getting offed, about how they were being forced to do this and were in the same boat as the contestants. Yet the three hosts clearly state that no one has ever won the game before, and also Doom-head is a hired killer, so you would think the other heads are too, right? And in the opening scene, it is implied that the preacher's family is captured by Schizohead, Psycho-head, and Doom-head, if not others. Was that part of a previous game? Why did they call in Doom-head if Schizo-head and Pyscho-head had the situation handled, whereas in this game they only called new heads in when the others died?
I'm in a found footage mood, should I watch V/H/S/99 or The Visit by Shyamalan?
>>204009085VHS, good to see em before the next one comes out.
>>204005192>/ho/
>>204009096I've only seen the first two but anons here told me 99 was one of the better ones.
>>204002815>>203998452>>204002969>The Guestthe kino drivecore soundtrack should have been mentioned as a selling point for this kinoare there uploads for the soundtrack? it's genuinely amazing
Holy fuck this completely shits the bed in the last 20 minutes. Is Cloverfield Paradox worth watching?
>>204009096opinions on VHS films differ wildly
>>204009177not really no, incredibly forgettable
This thread made me think of horror adjacent Youtube sketches. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCRaS77zDAMIf this guy hadn't had some mysterious breakdown he could have got a horror movie deal like the Talk To Me guys.
Post your October horror list
alright Bloodlust was an insanely good looking anime. personally I like the first one more just because of the story, but this did have a better ending.>This film accidentally mistranslated the word "dhampir" to "dunpeal" in the English language. jfc what a distracting fuck up.also, what does D even gonna do with 20 million dollars. coke and hoes I guess.
>>204009309I'm going to watch all 15 of the Puppet Master films. starting tomorrow, have only seen the original but I remember loving it.
>>204006831From the time I was a little kid, I was always drawn to the horror section at my local video rental shop. The covers of the VHS tapes were so enticing, and I couldn't wait until I was old enough to watch them. When I turned 13, my parents started letting me rent the R rated horror films - and after that, it's all I wanted to watch. The first one I rented was Scream, which is funny because it was way more fucked up than any slasher at the time.I also have great memories of watching horror films on TV, especially during the Halloween marathons. One of the greatest tv horror experiences was watching the original House on Haunted Hill on TCM when I was around 9yo - the scene in the gif nearly made me shit my pants.
>>204009360Keep us updated. I'd be impressed if you made it even six movies in.
>>20400908599 and 94 are terrible. 85 is underrated
What's a horror movie that will make me feel something again? I need rain for the parched earth that is my soul...
>>204009417kek. I'll post em as I go - It's baffling to me that there's so many, I actually can't name a franchise with more films (fake Amityville films excluded).
>>204009454Suicide Club is great and the ending fanfare always gets me.
>>204009443That "Rory" SCP shit at the beginning is boring. The wrapper story of the special water at the lake was just dumb and wanted an excuse to revel in the deaths of white nuclear families. The actual anthology stories were pretty decent though.
>>204009494I’m very forgiving with vhs but I couldn’t even finish 99 or 94. I get them confused too. One of them was particularly worse than the other. 85 at least felt different and sort of a return to form for the series. I hope the new one is good. Idk if there are reviews for it yet
>>204009454Martyrs (2008)If you don't feel anything watching this, you're dead inside.
>>204009540most of them drive me nuts with how bad they are but as long as there's a flash of something interesting, I can remember them more fondly.
>>204009553I am dead inside. What do I watch?
>>204009553I seen it already.
I see a lot of jeet horrors with 7+ on imdb but is any of them any good? Picrel is the only jeet horror Ive ever watched and I enjoyed it
>>204009605Just watch Martyrs. If you feel nothing, find a good therapist.
>>204009605August Underground
Anyone else think unexplained disappearances are way scarier than murders? Those true crime videos about killings are so predictable but when someone just falls off the face of the Earth and the camera zooms in on a still photo of them I get spooked for real.
>>204009610Jacob's Ladder Creepy A Dark Song
>>204009643If you haven't seen Lake Mungo, watch it immediately
>>204009625Okay.>>204009626The premise doesn't seem promising, as going for pure shock value only works if you haven't seen lots of gore videos on 4chan. At the same time, the reviews are so against it, that I almost have to watch it.
>>204009674I have, it's probably the only movie that creeped me out as an adult.
>>204009674>>204009694Posts like this makes me question FF bros. Lake Mungo was like a ruined orgasm.
>what horror movie do I watch broooos?there are lists on letterboxd of horror movies you know. I find its better to just try movies because very often I disagree with some random anons tastes.
>>204009643Have you seen The Triangle (2016)? Sort of Picnic at Hanging Rock except Montana hippies
>>204009694The Banshee Chapter AbsentiaThe Canal Some other films you might enjoy
>>204009716I was puzzled when it kept coming up. Really didn't stand out to me amongst all the other ff.
>>204009622>picrelI'd say it's pretty bbad
>>204009722Of the films pictured, Cure would get my highest recommendation.Although if you need a lot of stimulation, it might not be for you.
>>204009643Yeah I find that creepy too.>>204009674One of my favorite found footage movies. I guess there's a connection there.
>last horror movie was criticized for falling apart in its second half>so new horror movie is only 40something minutes with nothing resolved or explained - basically no second halfBased or cringe?
>>204010096Forgot pic
>>204010096Whoever said Creepy fell apart in the second half should stop giving opinions on movies. It was brilliant from beginning to end.
Watched The Vurdalak after a youtube channel recommendation. Unsurprisingly, it sucked. BLEH!
>>204010214Watch Black Sabbath's 2nd episode and enjoy
>V/H/S Beyond (Oct 4)>Frankie Freako (Oct 4)>The Platform 2 (Oct 4)what one will you be watching?
>>204010298None lmao
>>204010298VHS Beyond
>>204010298but platform not /hor/
>>204010298V/H/S is the only one I'll check out, but I'm not expecting much. I haven't enjoyed any of them since the first
>>204009674Lake Dungo a shit
>>204010298V/H/S almost feels like a tradition at this point
>>204010298>V/H/S Beyond>casts Alanah "being distracted makes me disabled" Pearce Fuck no, that and the rest of it sounds like trash. V/H/S has gone real down-hill in it's last few offerings.
>>204010471Good choice with Suspiria
>>204010471Interesting list
alright I have enough time before I need to sleep to watch this. in an anime mood after Vampire Hunter.
What's the funniest horror comedy?
>>204010586Drag me to hellEvil dead 2
>>204010586Dashcam
>>204010586Death Becomes Her
Watched Puppet Master 2. Why the fuck did the puppets betray the funny German man? He's their beloved creator and he doted over them the entire film. They decided they liked the old psychic woman more? Felt like a lazy copy of the first film to me, made no sense.
Is american horror story a good watch? Never heard about it till now.
>>204010586Shaun of the DeadReturn of the Living DeadBride of Chucky
>>20401056480s and 90s exploitation OVAs and animated films are pure SOVL
>>2040105861. Drag Me to Hell2. Happy Death Day 3. Housebound 4. Evil Dead 25. Deathgasm
>>204010388Indeed. I look forward to raging about how much it sucks with you all.
mac, put down that donut!
>>204010744according to imdb her name is short for stomach, not biggu maccu.
>>204010776>stomach Lol that's funnier
>>204010298Doesnt look too promising desu
>>204010811like Saw, you can only really it balances becoming more stupid with becoming more violent
Horror films don't follow the hero's journey, thus they are worthless degenerate slop made by Goldberg for faggots who like DUDE GORE LMAOYou retards will seethe but you know I'm correct
>>204010975
>>204010975Not everyone needs a lesson in morality every time they watch a film.
>>204010975>Horror films don't follow the hero's journeyAnd that's a good thing.
>>204010975The hero is the final gore in slasher flicks.
>>204011068>>204011091>t. Mr Goldberg trying to subvert classic Western culture and stories Subversion is all you are good at, that's why you love the horror genre, Goldberg
>>204011106
>>204011106>/pol/fag is a fucking shizoColor me surprised
>>204011132>Le /pol/! Rent freeIs this you by chance? >>204008228
Ignore the retard, continue posting kinos.
>>204011106How many hours a day do you think about Jews? Just gimme a ballpark
>>204011168>I-IGNORE HIM! SHUT IT DOWN!LMAO>>204011178How many things do you subvert a day? How many penises do you mutilate a day?
>>204011168honestly kind of refreshing to see a schizo with a different bait topic
>>204011151You are the one who has da joos living rent free in your head, schizo.
>>204011168I am waiting for him to outline the hero's journey so then people can then start attempting to apply it to horror movies.
>still no release date
>>204011188>How many things do you subvert a day?17, at the very leastMy brother, Moshi, takes care of the cock mutilation.
Horror films about a Villain who was banned from 109 countries yet still doesn't understand he's doing something wrong? This would be a good concept for a horror kino
>>204011230Not everyone who calls out your retardation is a jew, schizo.
Which comfy 70s horror or giallo do I want to watch anons?
chat is this true?
>>204011336The Brood
>>204011336
>>204011374Sorry anon, Cronenberg anon >>204011361 got there first
>>204011401hey that's me. I enjoyed it a lot, comfy pace and is now my favourite of his films.
>>204011401Its ok, I'll happily endorse his rec. It's a great film.
>>204011427>>204011435it got a criterion release lmao wtf. it's a very comfy movie, any movie with snow suits is comfy
>>204011353don't mind him, he got buck broken by a previous thread on this board that was discussing the need for the heros journey, he still couldn't argue anything else than le jooz
May be too slow for some, but I think that overall it was a decent film. Any other horror films about schizophrenia?
>>204006881imagine his white clown cock
>>204011460I feel like answering that would ruin the plot of any answer
>>204011353I don't want to talk about jews in a fucking horror thread on tv, because unlike you they don't live rent free in my head. If you are so eager to talk about them go do it somewhere else>>204011459Delusional nigger, I only post on /hor/ threads so I can avoid having to deal with mentally ill people like you.
>>204005342https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHoMMENsC8g
>>204011536>SHUT IT DOWN! DON'T TALK ABOUT US! Lmao
is it kino?
Keeping /hor/ alive during its slow period.
Rec me some good obscure asian horrors
>Overpromising and underdeliveringhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkX0W4L7xILonglegs shills... not even the Flixman is on our side...
>>204012196still kino
>>204012013Surprisingly overlooked Korean horror. The poster and title do not do it justice.
>>204012315nta but i will watch this
>>204012196Holy shit does this guy have to recap the ENTIRE movie, scene by scene?
>>204012013All in Dim Cold Night if you want to see a classical chinese ghost story. The full subbed film is on youtube
OK I watched the full video and I can see the utility in what he does. It's just not for me. There's no real meat to his analysis aside from the occasional jabs he makes during his recap. Just feels a bit thin. But it's a product, I guess.
>>204012527>>204013003Almost all “review” videos nowadays are just 30 minute scene by scene recaps of the movie with commentary sprinkled throughout. I guess creators just assume nobody actually watches the movies first before watching their reviews
>>204006007
>>204012196I’m not watching some youtuber’s opinion video but that’s not accurate to Longlegs at all. I’m not sure and don’t care what some retard thinks they were promised but the prerelease information about the movie doesn’t say anything about the actual plot or core elements like that the protagonist is psychic
>>204013700you seriously expect me to read all that
>>204005677The Evil Dead
>>204013714How would you
>>204007305>PoltergeistI always think of Poultrygeist when that movie comes up.
Noticed something silly.If your horror movie takes place on a roadside hotel/motel/inn, there's a 9/10 chance someone will go outside to fetch some ice out of the ice machine.
>>204013804How would I what?I'm not going through that shit blurry picture, for 1.5 mb of space you should have uploaded a clear picture you stupid sack of shit.
>>204010665Cause the puppets needed the juice to be alive and Toulon was using it on the women instead. Charles Band didn't give a fuck about continuity though.This old guy acts nothing like all other Toulons for example, it should've been a different character. And the sequel literally contradicts his motive.When he presents himself he says he's Eric Channi, it should've been kept that way, as some old rival of Toulon.
>>204014955I almost want to make an ex-girlfriend a puppet. I'll give her more juice than she can stand if you know what I mean.
I'm watching terrifier 2 now and the movie has this ugly ass orange/teal filter I can't stand. Was this done ironically or something ? It looks ugly as shit
>>204015102It’s just badly made by someone who thinks 00s shot on digital horror was peak
>>204015102I've noticed that kind of annoying stuff too, maybe it's just plain cheap hollywood or asian stuff. I've found that I can change the settings on my tv to lower the filter settings so there's less orange/teal.
>>204014474If there's free ice, there's a 10/10 chance I'm taking all of it
>>204008684don't, the telesync fucks up the colors in the dark scenes, you can barely see anything
>>204014721I was pointing out that the picture was too blurry to read. “How would you” meant “how would you read this if you even wanted to”You should be embarrassed of this post.
>>204015285That was me posting that it was blurry bullshit and I wouldn't have posted shit like that in the first place.Maybe you're mixing up posts?
>>204006831>>204007453>>204007501>>204007469I was terrified as a kid of chucky, the rl stine doll, the braindead zombie baby and the japanese ghosts of ringu and ju on, but I thought Freddy Krueger, alien, vampires and Jason were more cool than scary, I always liked dinosaurs so for me those were kind of the same.Possessed dolls or child ghosts however scared the shit out of me. It made me sleep with the lights on or even with my mom, wich pissed off my dad cause then he had to go to the sofa.But then at 12 I suddenly gained interest in talking about it, cause I realized I was too old to be afraid I guess, the trailer of the grudge 2 was probably the last one that scared me enough not to sleep.So I started watching other horror movies with my friends like one missed call and saw, and my cousins explained me some scenes of braindead and one of my best friends narrated me child's play and told me that if I saw it then it would be less scary than what I imagine it. So I did, I binged all chuckys, braindead, ringus, ju on, Friday, Elm Street etc and became a fan ever since. Personally I like horror that have fantasy elements, I don't like true crime or things based on real life murders.>>204007356Such a cute monster
>>204007469>>204007501I remember premutos, child's play 2, the kindred/progeny. Something about a monster inside a baby bottle was especially terrifying to me. And if we talk about music then the exorcist theme for sure, it made me cover my ears and layako broken sounds was the scariest sound to me.
>>204015355I saw that chucky stuff when staying at a grandparent's house when I was a little kid and was cracking up laughing during the whole movie. To me that was more a comedy than a horror movie.
>>204012196This guy is literally doing the kind of videos that Longlegs NPCs love, funny how they're seething at this one.
>>204015459The first ones have zero comedic moments you tryhard loony, go be a tough guy somewhere else.>dude I le laughed at the bloodKys nigger
Folks should check out "It's Alive" and the sequel. Some mutant baby thing is going around in LA killing people.
Here are a couple of spooky ones:WillardBen"The rats will have their revenge"
If the 1970s in horror films has taught me anything, carry your own gas, you cannot trust that station
>>204015537Kek, i always wind up watching It's Alive! the one with the cave monster eating people in the backwoods
>>204015831Maybe that's some remake, this is the 1974 one and it's hiding in Los Angeles sewer tunnels, it's meant to be horror but was hilarious."The Davises are expecting a baby, which turns out to be a monster with a nasty habit of killing people whenever it is scared. And it is easily scared."
>>204010586Student Bodies.
>>204015931The one they're talking about is from 1969.There's also a 3 of the killer baby ones.
>>204008684>>204010557>>204005263>wants literal popcorn flicks>is showing pretentious pleb filters do you even like horror or trying to get art-ho pussy?
Mr vampire iii is very underrated in my opinion
300th for "The Substance is the greatest horror movie of 2024"
>>204015931Whats hilarious about that?
>>204016165It's just my goofy sense of humor, smoke a joint and you might also see the humor. I've been to some movies in theatres where stuff was supposed to be horrifying and a friend and I were cracking up laughing at the hollywood bullshit. I don't know that can't deny that california is full of shit and the twats should go around wering sketchers and vans.
>>204010671Only S02 which is the most horror out of them all, but I guess S06 as well, and S09 if you like campy 80s horror shitEverything else is more akin to a dramatic soap opera with some pints of blood every now and then
>>204016492Anything that needs seasons to spend budget money is boring bullshit.
>>204016132for the record I'd go with a mix of classics like TCM and B&BL giallo, crowd pleasers like zombie and anthology and one step above entry level like Phenomena>Suspiria. Maybe Suspiria has more pull for college freshmen but it feels real played out now the last couple yearsThe BlobPhenomena PopcornBlood and Black LaceTexas Chainsaw MassacreNight of the Living Dead 1990 remakean anthology film (Creepshow, Necronomicon, Trick 'r Treat)
>>204005192I remember this lmao
>>204016524For me it's the original night of the living deadTHEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBARA
>>204016128>from 1969This >>204015931 they're not related apart from coming out within 5 years of each other and almost sharing a title. The one with the ! is an old school who's the real monster movie from the 1960s (and >>204015743 it's another case of why you don't trust people about the gas station especially if the road took away the tourists)
>>204016589ok grandpa, let's get you to bed now it's almost noon
>>204016589>pictures you can hear
>>204016601Maybe a lot of books get edited for the easily offened euro tourist types
>>204015652get Of Unknown Origin in there
>>204016467You are a fucking retard and I hope someone beats the shit out of you in the next theater ex>>204016467perience
Redpill me on the Amityville franchise, wich ones are good? I saw just half an hour of the first one but went to sleep cause I was tired. The women was distractinglly beautiful.
>>204016658Idk what you mean but i'd say it's just nobody's actually going down route 66 in the 1970s thinking >Boy I sure wish I could spend an extra 4 hours in New Mexico in exchange for legit restaurant signs
>>204016705Unless you have of a bunch of kids to please, who in their right mind would go to a theatre these days?
>>204006958The one on the right was just happy to be there.Also, great price considering the experience and all the memories it would create. Although I read it through the school library :)
>>204016524>new bad old goodidk if 19 year old hipster faggots and the cinematically illiterate are going to turn out for that. there's not a reverent curiosity about the canon, they're totally deracinated by streaming and mobile video to the present moment or only interested and the queer and peculiar
>>204016524need a hip vampire film like Park-Chan Wook's 'Thirst' or David Bowie in 'The Hunger'
I’m baking this one.
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