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Witch-hunt Edition
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>>204090931
Based
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first for Kolobos
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What should I watch tonight?
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>>204090976
if you want something brand new, try Beezel (2024)
something classic, Castle Freak
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Best Vincent Price movie?
>>204090976
Something with Vincent Price.
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So the devil's big plan really revolved around getting Keanu to pick a 30-something with awful fake cans over a 22 year old Charlize Theron?
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Forgot the pic I meant to include.
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>>204090964
Vincent Price actually has a good reading of Poe's The Conqueror Worm online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIJ5CAGUrqU
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>>204091031
Not that I've ever seen. Unless the other guy decides to bump his thread all day instead of letting it die, maybe they'd get mad and delete his.
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>>204091030
Vincent Price movies are pretty consistent so you can pick any of them. for me, it's The Masque of Red Death.
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comfiest movie to watch in october?
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>>204091139
Halloween 4 or The Monster Squad
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Firing up Blood Sisters. I have low expectations.
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>>204091221
>large gothic style multi story house
always kino
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>>204090975
Kino
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>9 days until /hor/ implodes
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>>204091139
from my unscientific study on posters tastes, any Friday the 13th film before 6 seems to be the comfy sweet spot. 6 starts to split people.
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>>204091320
Is that when Terrifier 3 releases?
Real /hor/ chads are ready.
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>>204091320
>have to wait til Oct 30 to see it
>have to avoid camrip spoiler webms until then
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Watch Alone in the Dark (1982)
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>>204091396
Good excuse to spend more time watching movies and less time browsing /hor/.
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>Main character of the first film gets raped and murdered in the sequel
Any horror films where this happens? Has Joker 2 beat the entire horror genre to this? You think more horror films would do this for shock value, but a fucking capeshit film came up with it first lmao
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>We're on a witch hunt
>and we're gonna get you
>We're coming after you too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP7-ddbSGsU
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>>204091462
A lot of slasher survivors die in the sequels but they're usually not raped.
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>>204091221
>Roberta Findlay
kino director
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>>204091462
if you watch house on the edge of the park, you can pretend that the girl in the car from the intro is a survivor from a previous film called don't go in the house on the edge of the park.
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Reminder.
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>>204091556
I second this, comfy movie too
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>>204091030
I like The Haunted Palace. Vincent Price doing HP Lovecraft. Doesn't seem to be as well known as his other work.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057128/
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>>204091556
Another reminder.
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>>204091606
The Haunted Palace is underrated in his filmography, easily one of his best to me.
and for the first lovecraft film adaption it does a great job. I might even rewatch it for halloween.
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>>204091422
Will be one of the next slashers I watch.
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I watched the 1931 Dracula and found it kinda painful to watch.
>Jonathan Harker is a little bitch who slows everything down by being whiny and skeptical.
>Weird pacing like Lucy being killed off offscreen and then it lurches forward to her luring a kid and then she's never seen again.
>Over-explaining all Dracula's abilities and weaknesses, I realize this must have been totally new to audiences 90 years ago but it was still annoying.
>Everyone leaving Mina alone for plot convenience and letting themselves get distracted by Renfield when they have several men standing around downstairs and could presumably bring over some orderlies from the asylum.
>Camera pans away for kills/stakings.


I feel like I should watch all the classic monster movies to check them off my bucket list, but are they any better?
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>>204091614
beautiful poster
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>>204091139
Blair Witch 2 Book of Shadows
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>>204091693
Frankenstein and The Invisible Man are better.
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>>204091729
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>>204091462
Halloween 6 has it happen to the girl who has the main character of 4 and 5.
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>>204091693
invisible man and creature of the black lagoon are great. the rest are just okay.
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>>204091263
What are some fairly modern non-pozzed gothic kinos that feature a large gothic house?
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>>204091769
yeah it just feels like a Fall movie, if nothing else
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>>204091729
very based choice
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I remember a movie about some police guy investigating a murder involving watching old VHS tapes in an abandoned farm that it showed mostly little kids doing eerie things at first, then straight up murdering perople
anyone knows what it was called?
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>>204091693
couldn't disagree more but watch Creature from the Black Lagoon
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>>204091030
Dr. Phibes. What the fuck was going on there.
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Why is one retard seething so hard in the other thread? He keeps bumping it with his samefagging autism lmao
>>204091729
Based
Underrated movie
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>>204091835
Sinister
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>>204091835
my birthday party.
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>>204091885
literal autistic meltdown
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>>204091396
You can bet there will be multiple "is this what people want to see" & "who watches this garbage" larping posts on /tv/ made out of telesyncs/camrips etc.
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how did Buzzfeed make a movie that was actually pretty good? cute girls, plenty of cleavage, ass and feet shots, fun enough plot with some twists the brunette's tits are actually bigger than the blonde's. not sure if this actually counts as horror, but I know anons here like girls with big boobies, so I feel it's good enough
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Any recommendation for a recent horror movie with a memorable cast? If possible, decent cinematography and characters that make sensible decisions.
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>>204092034
you're asking for too much.
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>>204091693
watch the superior version
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>>204092010
>is this what people want to see
Don't know how many times we've gotta tell them, yes it is what we want to see. Slashers are kino.
Going to be funny watching them cry about horror movies again on the same site that has hundreds of videos of actual death and gore up at all times.
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An anon posted a link for Der Fan last night which I greatly appreciated, but it has no English subs and the subtitles file I found online didn't sync up very well. Any chance you're here tonight anon to drop the subs?
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>>204090975
Lmao that’s nice
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>>204092115
just resync the subs with subtitles workshop
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>>204092066
kek, sad but true.
>>204092034
try The Last Matinee
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>>204091896
oh yes that's it, I was watching the sequel the other day, I just did not know because I began to watch it midway when they were running it a few days ago
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>>204091826
The Haunting 1999
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>>204091826
Crimson Peak. Disappointing in a lot of ways but still better than most modern movies, if you have a gothic itch it will scratch it with high production values. Harry Potter's rendition of The Woman in Black is similar, loses some of the soul of the original but all in all is a new presentation of a gothic tale without trying to "modernize" it beyond better cinematography and sound design. The Cellar and A Dark Spell are very recent movies, less gothic but adjacent, that surprised me for being pretty well done and mostly devoid of that political bullshit.
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What did I think of this?
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>>204092034
Crimes of the Future
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For that Anon that wanted a review of The Love Witch.
Oh fucking boy.
It's like watching a high school stage play that went overbudget, written by the tumblr fujoshi girl of the class. But kid you not, shit is actually entertaining, it even has a The Room homage kek.
It circles from being cringe to kino so weirdly.
But credit where due, because the film is really beautiful. Some shots really nail the technicolour look to a t, others it looks like you're actually watching an 80's giallo flick, and that alone deserves a watch.
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Which version of suspiria should I watch? Original or remake?
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>>204092398
Also now I want a pentagram rug.
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>>204092413
Original, it's shorter and easier to digest.
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>>204091826
unironically The Pope's Exorcist is probably the closest answer
or Beetlejuice Beetlejuice? Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor? whatever.
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>>204092024
I love stuck films like this and the descent. What are some other stuck kinos?
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>>204092413
Original.
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>>204092398
I'm going to post this in the next kinostation thread for (You)'s
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Halloween Resurrection isn't as bad as everyone says honestly
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>>204092518
Frozen 2010
Buried 2010
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>>204092413
Kolobos
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>>204092518
47 Meters Down, The Shallows, 127 Hours, Frozen
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>>204092534
I have posted it myself several times, senpai.
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>>204092559
>LET IT GOOO
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>>204092545
they eyebrows were a bit much
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>>204092413
Original has more style and vibe. Remake has much better story. The original is still superior, but I like both a lot.
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>>204092545
the
>i told your ass to go wait out back with nora
scene makes the movie for me, specifically how busta repeats that line 3 or 4 different ways in 15 seconds
>scoot, scadaddle, get the fuck outta dodge
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Today's movie sucked shit ass just like yesterday's
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>>204092545
Probably better than Ends at least.
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Fuck it I’m watching Primeval
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>>204092653
>The Goatse Diarrhea
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>>204092413
The original is all style and no substance (except for the very end)
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I just watched Cronenberg's The Fly for the first time. Jeff Goldblum acting pretty normally for the first thirty minutes was pretty shocking. The scene with the finger nails made me more uncomfortable than anything else. Not a bad way to start the month.
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>>204091320
Nine? Isn't the new VHS coming out sooner?
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>>204092687
Watch the british TV show instead.
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>>204092721
I really like the effect when he gets the fly head
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Aight, gunna watch kwaidan. Will report back in 64 eons.
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>>204092413
The remake. It's actually good.
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>>204090975
uh based
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>>204092803
Make sure you watch Onibaba too. Got some 60's Jap nudity in it.
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>>204092748
it's coming out Oct 4th. I look forward to the fights.
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>>204092413
the remake sucks. the original is mood kino. or vibe kino as the kids say.
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Damn, i missed two whole threads, anything cool happen in them?
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this kino had a lot of cameos in it
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>>204092777
Yeah, the final deterioration of Brundlefly's body was fairly convincing. I can't imagine what acting inside the progressively more grotesque forms would be like, but damn if Jeff didn't pull it off.
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>>204092856
everyone watched Hausu
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>>204092196
Subtitles workshop doesn't accept mkv format but this led me to finding the site Subtitle Tools that I was able to sync with so thanks anon
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>>204092904
i watched that a few times now and i have to say, for me its Kung Fu
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>>204093012
Based
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>>204093012
mmm, mmm, patrician selection
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>>204093012
For me it’s fantasy taking a huge poopoo stinky
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>>204092880
First segment is the only one worth watching.
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>>204092856
I posted my asshole again
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>>204092856
we went in the house
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>80 minutes until Oct 3rd
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>>204093012
i like fantasy when she get her booty bit xD
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>>204092837
>>204092803
Here's the full movie on youtube in case you plan to add it to your list https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b145MBaUsWU
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>>204092653
I'm at least not angry at it like I was at Soft Liquid Center but it was a lot more boring, and as an occultist, the really surface level subject matter detracted from my enjoyment because it made it pretty obvious that the writer only did cursory research. A Dark Song, on the other hand, THAT was a movie made by an occultist.
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>>204092803
it's too fuckin long, but undeniably kino
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I did not care for Tumbbad, not because it was a bad movie, it was rather competent, but because I am racist and it made me angry by constantly reminding me of my indian coworkers, who I hate.
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>>204093246
how can she stab! how can she stab!
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>>204091769
beloved
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>>204092880
He looks like he had a blast doing that character, that makes me happy.
>>204092904
Cool, watched that so long ago.
>>204093116
Too bad i missed it, was it pink?
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>>204092413
The original. It’s leagues ahead of the remake in every way.
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>>204093274
Why do girls like that make us diamonds, fellas?
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>>204093307
Uhhhhhhh because I want to make love to a corpse
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>>204093274
state mandated big titty goth (ghost?) gf when
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>>204093158
Wtf. You were explicitly told not to go in the house.
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>>204093246
This is also why I couldn't watch monkey man or whatever it was called. Seeing 100 different indians every minute started to make me sweat blood
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>>204091729
Need to finally watch this. Have no clue what to expect.
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>>204093326
No i don't, i don't even have sex with fat women. Or any women.
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>>204093372
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>>204093372
You better not act up tomorrow, I swear to god Pissman.
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>>204093480
Go in with few expectations, after having watched the first, and you're likely to be very pleasantly surprised by a movie that's better than it ought to be.
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time for some werewolf kino
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>>204093516
>Go in with few expectations
That's the plan. Love the original so hopefully I enjoy 2.
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>>204093158
all of you?! god damn it what a disaster.
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>>204091139
Sleepy Hollow
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sirs you may redeem
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Horrorthon 2024:
Day 1: Vampire Circus
Liked it. A quarantined German town is visited by a travelling circus of gypsy vampires. Normally 70s stuff tends to bore me, but this one kept my interest the whole time. Plot moves along at a good clip, and the frequent graphic nudity also helps a lot (There's one early scene you really won't believe) However, the special effects are transparently shitty and the pacing goes to hell in the last 20 minutes. That aside, it's a pretty solidly constructed film that applies the classic "Vampire + some other shit" formula about as well as any. Would recommend.
Day 2: Lair of the White Worm
Absolutely loved it. /hor/ has been recommending this for a long time, so I added it even though horror/comedy isn't normally my thing.
This one is brilliant. Another absurdly sexy movie, so we're two for two now. The characters are all very likable and the plot is a ton of fun. Would recommend.
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>>204093698
Hadn't heard of the first one, will put it on my list. Like you still yet to get around to Lair.
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Halloween is Grinch Night
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>>204093738
There already is, Pearl and MaXXXine
Do you have dementia, Pissman?
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>>204093738
im gonna be sad when this one gets fat
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>>204093698
>>204093727
I'll probably watch Lair this month.
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>>204093636
ill use this for when i watch they cloned tyrone
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>>204091693
It’s shit but I like it just for Lugosi
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>>204093513
kek
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>>204093531
You meant to post Ginger Snaps.
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>>204093738
looking forward to another rage -> jannied cycle.
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>>204093738
yeah i think its called Maxxxine its going to be on Max soon
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>>204093113
yeah that one was good i like gas station horror
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What’s the best Franco films? I tried watching one multiple times last year and it kept putting me to sleep.
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>>204093899
This is the first time I called you Pissman ITT
Do you have schizophrenia too?
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Best 90s kinos?
>cemetery man
>scream
>the blair witch project
>gremlins 2
>ring
>frankenhooker
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>>204093835
Evil dies tomorrow night
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>>204093986
>Dellamorte Dellamore
Pretty kino movie. A good classic
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>>204092721
>The scene with the finger nails made me more uncomfortable than anything else
That's the standout scene for me too, so fuckin nasty.
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>>204093531
This sucked. Was just typical Marvel action schlock but in black and white. Also the ending is cringe as fuck.
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>>204094043
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>>204090975
Just your average /hor/ thread… great edit Kolobosanon. You should add Pannochka next.
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>>204094046
Pure poetry. You guys should read the Dylan Dog comics it's based on, they're really cool.
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now that the 100 years of gravedust has settled and a remake around the corner can we finally all agree there was no way this nigga was human and was in fact an actual vampire?
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>>204093531
>capeshit
leave
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>>204094144
Should've just been called Season Of the Witch, would've done better.
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>>204094046
Took a bit for it to click with me, but it was pure kino once it did.
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>>204094206
Maybe, or maybe without the Halloween branding it would have been overlooked.
Either way, most people have come around to it now. It's pretty rare to see Halloween 3 hate anymore.
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>>204094182
>he hasn't seen the documentary about the filming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xl0l0gtK6g
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>>204094210
i came for* the falchi tits and stayed for the existential dread kino

*to
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>>204094222
I didn't understand 'hate-watching' until I watched nu-VHS. Now I can't stop watching every new movie; just to see how much worse each one can get. This might be the worst one yet too.
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I'm going to watch Lon Chaney in Phantom of the Opera and none of you can stop me.
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>>204094287
it's literally VHS in Space kek. I hope they actually do VHS in tha Hood next year.
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>>204094242
Yeah, that makes me happy.
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If Sienna doesn't die in Terrifier 3, I'm going to be mad.
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>>204094290
>Reddit of the Slopera
Come on now nigga
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>>204094287
dude its crazy how they top themselves each year making an even more inferior product. maybe they need those fascist filmmakers to come back and write some good segments.
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>>204094222
i havent watched a VHS movie since the viral one
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>>204093476
>Seeing 100 different indians every minute started to make me sweat blood
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>>204090976
Mumsy Nanny Sonny & Girly (1970)
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After last year's vhs with the Mexicans I don't even know if I'll watch this one
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>>204093835
Harper’s birthday.
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>>204094343
>GRRL POWER character dying in CURRENT YEAR
lol no. Only way that happens is if she's replaced by an even worse GRRL POWER character.
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>>204094343
my guess is that her brother will die in 3 so she powers up and kills Art even harder this time!
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>>204094290
Just make sure it's not the Rick Wakeman version.
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>>204094344
How are movies from the 1920s reddit?
Are you being a fag and mixing it up with that shitty 90s Broadway one?
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>>204091769
Looks like a dude lol
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watching The Incredible Melting Man on 4k
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>>204094451
Wakeman was great on the first few Yes albums. Certified progkino.
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>>204094507
watch body melt (1993) afterward. you're welcome.
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>>204094290
Based
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>>204094451
There's dozens of different scores for this movie on YouTube. What is going on there?
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>>204094586
The little brother is based, he should live she should die
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>>204094612
the chuddie goes
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>>204094586
If he had real balls Art would rape her and there would be an extended scene where she gives agonizing birth to a demon clown baby
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>>204094612
chud wins in the end
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>>204090975
This pic is why I no longer enjoy /hor/. Everyone tries to become some kind of celebrity by being as annoying as possible.
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Just finished Trilogy of Terror 1975. Wow. How have I never heard of this or seen this before? TV movie on top of it. Karen Black absolutely stellar in it. Top rec so far this month.
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>>204094721
it's 3 autists, literally just ignore them
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>>204094728
Nice comfy anthology movie.
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>>204094721
I found the cabin guy entertaining for precisely one thread before his attention whoring started to grate, and now he's a tripfag and a billion times worse
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>>204094738
>I can look at young boys and already tell if they are somebody or not
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>>204094738
what. he's a well known actor and musician. he was even youtube famous before that. lol.
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>>204091139
The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane
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>>204094738
im a big fan of this personality
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>>204094721
This pic is exactly why I enjoy /hor/.
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>>204094728
Different strokes for different folks. I think the first two stories in that are terrible and then they win it back with the Zuni doll segment, but overall I don't think it's a very good anthology horror.

She's really good in Burnt Offerings too
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Uhhhhh /nigga/bros? Our response?
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>>204094848
He literally is a somebody retard that's why you're discussing him and not the other way around.
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>>204094914
The latest forced meme "look mom, I'm famous on /hor/!" poster that'll spam this shit in every thread for the rest of the month
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>>204094930
Nice self-own
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>>204094930
in retrospect, these posts are pretty deranged when you realize an actual homosexual posted them kek
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>>204094941
Black people scare me more than anything else
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>>204094939
did chuddie get up in that dfc?
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>>204094996
You are a loser
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>>204094964
This. Cock Lodge anon admitted to being a literal faggot.
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>>204094996
It's crazy how you double down on looking like a retard.
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>>204094939
Is he in a movie with that Beth chick from TWD?
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>>204094955
you should look less and listen more. people love talent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kW12-CDexI
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Bros I thought you said October would save /hor/? Why the fuck are these threads still unusable dogshit? is /hor/ actually dead?
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Do the Russians have any horror movies?
Stalker and Solaris aren't horror just to clarify.
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I love actor discussion irrelevant to roles as much as the next guy, but...
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>>204095036
Post physique
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>>204095053
I admit, I haven't seen anything other than Viy
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>>204095053
Chernobyl Diaries
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>>204095036
>>204095080
This faggot is seething lmao holy shit.
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>>204095036
No they don't you mind broken loser. I know grown men that give off that exact look that literally have no problem getting women. Being a loser on the internet however plummets your luck with women regardless of how you look.
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>>204095047
I only show up in October to funpost so I'm partially to blame
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>>204095101
So post it
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>>204095118
based
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Btw if anybody has a copy of Primeval (2007) they wanna upload for your favorite attention whore tripfag to watch, please be my guest. The version I had was a camrip and I can’t find a working torrent literally anywhere. My internet is too shit to stream it without it buffering every 10 seconds.
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>>204095087
>America is Russia
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>>204094955
>>204094996
>>204095036
>>204095080
Saar I have watched many Andrew Tate videos I understand very big the woman and in the way they think!!!
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>>204095074
Yeah same.
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>>204095137
Settle down retard. Nobody is reading your shit.
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>>204095138
Pripyat is in America now?
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>>204095137
Lol you are the type of person they're talking about when they say "touch grass." I don't care if you're done kind of faggot that knows what he wants in a man, but real life women aren't all the same in that regard lol. You sure seem to know what kind of men you're into though lmao
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>>204095185
this is the guy in the house doing all the fucking
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>>204095185
What a scared little bitch lmao
Stop larping and post it you bitch ass faggot
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>>204095137
there's multiple entire boards for these retarded rants anon
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>>204094970
>It's real
What the fuck
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>>204095218
>I can afford women
So you're a "betamale provider"?
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>>204095135
Is this it? Maybe you can download it from here.
https://ww1.m4uhd.tv/watch-movie-primeval-2007-233366.html
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>>204094970
Wasn't that guy also in Evil Bong?
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>>204095218
>>204095252
shut up fags
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>>204095192
No you retard. Do you think this thread is in Russia because Chernobyl got mentioned?
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Is the guy jealous of the little kid nigger piss man? I don't come here enough
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>>204095316
Yes
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Chernobyl Diaries was disappointing. Excellent setup and then slide towards generic shit.
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>>204095316
Yep.
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>>204095305
But the thread doesn't take place in Russia. Chernobyl Diaries, on the other hand...
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>>204095334
Chernobyl Diaries on the other hand is n American movie. Jesus you're dumb.
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>>204095330
Yea they fucked up a great setting. I'm still disappointed in Banshee Chapter for doing numbers stations poorly. Broadcast Signal Intrusion made a worthy effort at that kind of pirated radio concept.
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>>204095259
I was just watching it on there, that’s where the video kept stopping to buffer every 10 seconds. Thanks anyway, I’m 8 minutes into the camrip and I guess I can power through it. The audio is the main gripe
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we have pretty good success sending this resident loser on vacation whenever he goes on his r9k diatribes. happens a couple times a month. just have to do your duty as anon
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>>204095351
You didn't say made in Russia, you said Russian movie.
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>>204095287
I think several of the universe characters were in the strip club
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>>204095376
Good morning saar. I watch the Russian movies
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>>204095366
Did you try the other servers? The "backup" server actually has more servers hidden in it if you look at its player. Maybe one of those will perform better.
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so thats what npm stands for? fucking kek
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>>204095366
I can probably get a version to you in like 15m, I'll see
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>>204095376
idk if you're baiting but if you are I love it. It's dumb enough to be exasperating but not so dumb that people know that it's obviously trolling.
Well done
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>>204095405
Yep
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>>204095405
One of his earliest gimmicks was posting a lot of gay piss fetish stuff.
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>>204095401
I didn’t try it but I can look
>>204095409
That would be great, thanks
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>>204092398
>But credit where due, because the film is really beautiful. Some shots really nail the technicolour look to a t, others it looks like you're actually watching an 80's giallo flick, and that alone deserves a watch.
the main actress was the art director and made the costumes
feel like your review is pretty spot on
it's kino
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Bump
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>>204095481
I've actually been meaning to watch it for ages because I was in that mood after seeing Crawl.
Here: https://pastebin.com/vYgCv661
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>>204095642
>>204095554
>>204095464
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>>204095557
This is just what I needed. Thank you so much anon
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>>204095642
Damn you're fucking seething tonight. Are you going to start crying?
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>>204095252
Funny how he ignored this lmao
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>>204095666
S'all good, paying it forward for that anon who somehow found obscure mr vampire films for me.
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>>204095694
>Not him
>even girls will not argue with what I say
>what I say
>not him
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I'll bake a new thread I guess
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>>204090975
that cabin guy is a huge fag attention whore and ruins every thread hes involved in
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>>204095752
No. /hor/ dies tonight!
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>>204095752
Better be a good one.
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not exactly original kek but I was hurried
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>>204094939
>John Kricfalusi discovers fountain of youth, uses it to escape cancellation; indulge cunny addiction
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>>204096021
Kek
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>>204095786
>277 posts
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>>204096206
50 posts from the spammer got deleted. Check the archive or the new thread.
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>>204096206
NPM was spamming again
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>>204091614
Aside from the excessive ADR, I love this movie. I watch it every October.
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>>204092559
Frozen fucking sucks but Buried is good
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>>204095220
This looks cool but I refuse to watch any horror movie made after 2018



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