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First for Ginger Snaps

First for Physical Media is based

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>>204158622
First for The Company of Wolves

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>Stop being a phaa'aa'gghgh and hop in, dude
what do you do /hor/

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For me it's Starry Eyes

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First for Halloween

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>>204158711
*eats popcorn while watching*

Mulder never had a funny joke.

>>204158727
it looks like i'm eating fish tonight

Recc fucked up movies with fucked up premises

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My hot take is that I will never understand the hate that Halloween Kills gets, ever. What is there to actually hate about this movie? It has fun kills, it's such a typical slasher sequel and I enjoy it for that.
>But it had a stupid story! "Evil Dies Tonight is stupid!"
mein Gott... a slasher movie with a dumb story? I... don't know what to do with myself.

>>204158727
..... I don't have a choice, do I? *tear drop*

>>204158767
Movie theatre scene and the grocery store scene are so unnerving. They really creep me out.

>>204158817
The "drama" is cringe worthy

>>204158817
new = bad
old = good
Even if they have the same characteristics, its that simple

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>>204158622
now this is what I call a thread theme

>>204158705
I have continuously mixed this film up with Brotherhood of the Wolf for fifteen years. I shall rectify it by just watching the two films this month.

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>>204158691
I sold mine for $80 on eBay missing one disc

>>204158711
why is he scared of an old lady?

>>204158817
first and foremost the entire ending is dog shit. laurie is stuck in a hospital and wasted. the whole subplot with the crazy bald guy is a stupid waste of time. Halloween Part 3 (2): Corey's Revenge does the whole we-want-a-message thing better even if the ending of that is just as bad.

>>204158817
The character motives at point were beyond stupid.
Hospital Laurie was fucking annoying, should have kept her unconscious.
Aside from that, it has some of the most kino Michael moments in the series.

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>>204158688

I hate all three of the Nu-Halloween movies
I like all three of the Thorn Halloween movies

>>204158921
it does have some great kills, credit where it's due

>>204158817
Absolutely nothing of note happens. All it does is negate what worked in 2018, then not particularly fit with Ends either. Kills basically has no reason to exist.

halloween 4 is one of the comfiest ones. i don't know if kids even trick or treat these days, but that feeling of being trapped in a strange dark house when the lights are out in the neighborhood and some shape is stalking the shadows is supremely comfy.

>>204158691
based

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Horror sequels better than the original film?

>>204158858
>Barbara Crampton and Heather Graham licking each others' faces
Is the movie generally good or does it exist purely for masturbation purposes?

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Finished VHS Beyond
>Stork: 7/10
>Dream Girl: shaky cam overload/10. the worst one in the short.
>Live and Let Dive: 7.5/10
>Fur Babies: 6/10
>Stowaway: 5.5/10. feels like budget ran out in the end so probably why the barely visible everything. the idea of never dying by healing nanites but with the 'i should be dead' factor is an underused idea
>frame narrative: so the guy didnt know hes an alien going by whatever the fuck happened on that scene with what i presume is the throat? for all the buildup on it, the framing is underwhelming

Halloween Resurrection is comfy 2000s schlock. I thoroughly enjoyed watching it. stupid, but fun.

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>>204158859
>Brotherhood of the Wolf
It's not a bad movie, but don't expect too much from it. Best thing about the movie is Monica Bellucci and Émilie Dequenne desu.

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are any of the sequels to this worth a watch?

>>204158991
Friday the 13th Part 2

>>204158994
It's very low budget and I won't lie, that webm is the highlight of the film. But at the same time, by the end of it I was charmed by it.

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booting up VHS so I can read all these spoiler tags
don't normally watch movies at 11am but I went and got a monster to wake me up

>>204158969
That's what I mean, it's a very typical iterative sequel, he's back and he kills people. it doesn't do anything outside of being a basic fucking slasher sequel

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>>204158991
Leprechaun 2

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Was The Substance a girlboss, women moment movie bros...??

>>204159115
The problem is it isn't an iterative slasher sequel, it's part two of a trilogy they made.

>>204158742
The 1981 Halloween 2 had so many babes. I liked Jill and the other 2 nurses. Especially the Latina who unfortunately got a syringe in the eye.

And no Tina from Part 5?

>>204158991
TCM 2

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*Is perfect and the comfiest horror flick of all time*

>>204159138
It's a movie about how a 50 year old actress and fitness celebrity has no real life. Outside of her show biz success, she has no family, no friends it looks like. She doesn't even participate in charitable works or causes.

It's all about ego, self-love, and addiction.

>>204158817
>2018: Michael may or may not be supernatural, everything is left up in the air
>Kills: Michael 100% is supernatural and superhuman, nothing can kill him
>Ends: Michael is just a man
Make up your god damn mind.

>>204159007
Is there at least one solid story like in the previous instalments? How would you rank the hell section from the previous VHS? What about the cult from 2?

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SAY IT

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>>204159257

Netflix studios and DC comics present a Netflix original epic: Titans of True Crime
>The Zodiac killer, the only surviving iconic American serial killer, has spent the past few decades learning black magic. With this power, he finally decides to resurrect all the other iconic American slashers! Together, Zodiac, Ted, Dahmer, Gacy, Gein, B.T.K, and Night Stalker team up to create the ultimate league of evil. They are seemingly unstoppable, it's up to the Justice League to finally take them out, but what they don't know is somebody else has joined the serial killers in their league of evil...somebody iconic....THE JOKER!

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>>204158622
for me, it's the Ingrid Pitt harem

>>204158994
It’s not even as horny as Jakob’s Wife where she gets her tits out. I was a bit disappointed desu

>>204159271
>Gein: I really shouldn't be here, I only killed two people, can I go back to the mental hospital?

damn they didn't even bother making the first segment of VHS Beyond look like a vhs recording. oh wait they said it was "digitized", yeah all the vhs tapes i turned into mp4s are crystal clear too.

>>204159404
Shut up and put on your person hat.

>>204159273
Speaking of lesbian vampires, Showtime had a 1989 anthology called Nightmare Classics where they adapted vintage horror stories. One of them was Camilla which Meg Tilly plays the titular vampiress and Ione Skye is the object of her desire. Pretty damn good and it even has Roddy McDowell.

>>204159461
>Meg Tilly as lesbian vampire
you could have stopped at Meg Tilly. thanks anon.

>>204159548
LOL, glad to see more Meg Tilly fans here. Nothing against her sister Jennifer, but Meg is a better actress and I thought she was much prettier.

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Going to the 50th anniversary rerelease of TCM tonight. It'll be my first time seeing the GOAT on the big screen. I'm very excited.

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>>204159461
Anybody got a good copy of this? I know it's on YT, but I was looking for a clean mp4 or mkv.

>>204159644
I never knew Meg did TV work in the 90's. There's another Showtime series she did called Fallen Angels that was noir. Meg co-starred in one episode with Gary Oldman and her 90s Body Snatchers' co-star Gabrielle Anwar.

>>204159644
Carmilla can you please shut the /HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR/

I have an old horror skin flick I saw twenty years ago I have never found the name of. It had two main girls in some period era and I think they summoned Satan, who just looks like a guy, not a demon or anything, and naturally had a bunch of sex scenes. It ended with the two girls being accosted at the beach by some fishermen I think, and they wound up killing the men. I'm not describing it very well. It's 1970s maybe. For a while I thought it was a vampire film but actually I don't think they were vampires.

>>204159770
idk but interested if you find it

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was The Man in the Suitcase the only great Creepshow episode? It had some fun episodes but this is the only one I remembered legitimately loving

>>204158941
Katharine Isabelle is so beautiful. Top tier horrorfu

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>we're already 10% of the way through October
It was rigged from the start

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>>204159461
Also, does anybody know if Blood and Roses (1960) is any good?

>>204158991
Gremlins 2

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>>204160024
great looking leads in that film. galbo is very pretty.

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Alright I'm going to watch spooky kino with some friends tonight in about three hours. I am a huge pleb so here's my options:

>The Thing
>The Shining
>X
>Smile
>Pearl
>Alien: Romulus
>Alien (1979)
>Blair Witch
>Hereditary
>Mid Somar
>Misery
>Psycho
>Quiet Place

Which of these should I watch? Also since I don't watch enough horror, if you know of any good ones not on the list pls rec.

>>204160186
X

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>>204159999
I liked Sibling Rivalry even if I did get STRONG incest vibes from the siblings.

>>204160186
The Thing or The Shining

>>204160186
The Thing

>>204160186
The Thing, Blair Witch Project, Alien
under no circumstances watch the cuck film X

>>204160186
the thing (1982)

>>204158711
I hate when people put french salad dressing all over me too

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>>204160240
>>204160234
>>204160233
>>204160287
Alright I'll put forward The Thing or Blair Witch and see what the results are

>>204160240
>>204160218
Cuck film ?

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Why cant Americans psychologically handle an ending where the protaganists lose

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Any ideas for horror movie poster edits like pic related?

>>204160302
X has interracial cuckolding scenes unironically
No, I'm not joking

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I hate CGI blood so fucking much. If you're not going to use squibs, literally don't bother. It's fine for a gunshot to just leave a hole.

>>204160304
the cuck husband didn't harm a single villain in this movie. he froze up every time. that dyke wife of his should have killed him too and blamed it on the psychos.

>>204160318
Well I appreciate the warning then

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>>204160309

>>204160304
lots of horror films end with the protagonists losing.

>>204160302
>Cuck film ?
There's 1 scene where a guy doesn't want his gf to partake in the porno and she does it anyways. The guy is the director of the movie.
People here don't like when a horror film has something that, well, horrifies them.

>>204160302
Make sure it's the 1982 The Thing

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>>204160145
The male lead is also hilariously unpleasant, it made me laugh how abrasive and pushy he is to everyone he meets. Still compelling as a lead nonetheless.

>>204160186
The Thing is a must see.

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>>204160454
>>204160287
>>204160489
Yessir

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2LDK was fun. Quick watch, violent, insane, and pretty funny. great aesthetic.

>>204160186
The Thing without a doubt. If they're easily disgusted by body horror then go with Alien (less body horror and spooky) or Shining (spooky but slower paced). I would rcommend Evil Dead (really bloody/gory and spooky) or [REC] (really spooky found footage and fast-paced but it's in Spanish) as well.

>>204160468
kek agreed.

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>>204160497
get ready for cold kino

>>204158817
Kills movie is the best of the Green trilogy. It is the most entertaining and has the best kills

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on the thread topic, anyone seen this?

>>204160304
Many, many, many American horror films feature downer endings. If anything plenty overdo the "sudden downer end".

>can't find a torrent of tales from the darkside that isn't a shitty dvd rip in 480p

>>204160309
Denzel Washington IS Ed Gein, the Vampire of the Dead

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>>204151512
Based list. I need this in 4K!

>>204160584
I feel that

Spooktober 4/31
Watched Slotherhouse (2023)
I had low expectations for this movie, since gimmick movies aren't my thing and neither is "comedy horror" but GF wanted to watch it so went for it anyway. Somehow it managed to be far worse than I expected.
There's effectively no humor, the story is mainly just a teen girl drama rather than a horror movie, all the characters are worse than unlikable, the sloth looks horrible & is "animated" terribly, the kills are all done awfully as well. If you told me this was some high schooler's school project I'd have believed it.
2.5/10, don't try it brothers, the meme is not worth it

>>204160584
There’s nothing out there in better quality, anon.

>>204160656
You could tell that movie was worthless right away. You should have watched that Turkey part 3 movie if you wanted shitty memebait.

>>204160671
yeah it's a tragedy

>>204159770
The Devil in Miss Jones

>>204160763
the tv show or the movie?

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>>204159021
Cold Prey II is fun if like me you enjoy sequels that take place DIRECTLY after the events of the first, in this case in a Hospital much like Halloween 2. It's decent.
Dunno about Cold Prey III since it's a prequel and the story of the killer never interested me.

>>204159207
I don't get why it flopped.
It's legit one of the horror movies with the best pacing in existence, the blob always appears, is always killing someone, the kills are great and most effects hold up to the day, even innocent characters like kids die etc.

>>204160774
No definitely not, this wasn't a porn film, just an erotic one.

>>204160823
the show

>>204160409
>>204160563
name 30 of these that audiences actually liked

>>204158728
Is this the anon that recommended Starry Eyes to me back on the 1st?

>>204160874
I think I actually could but can't be bothered, so just imagine me doing it

>>204160874
Stop asking anons to do your homework for you kek

>>204160892
all of us recommend Starry Eyes, it's great

>>204160874
>that audiences actually liked
What does this even mean? Which audience? When?

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watching Slumber Party Massacre 1982

Lots of babes and nudity so far. Some good kills too.

>>204160903
>>204160933
I accept your concession

About to watch Matango. What should I expect?

>>204160186
another vote for The Thing.
Everybody gonna love it.
The Shining it's just too slow for a group watching.

>>204161004
I had that on my list as well from the anons rec.
post thoughts afterwards.

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>>204160938
I wrote a short review in another thread so all I’ll say is that it’s a solid B-movie with themes relevant for actual actors (casting couch) and there’s some great body horror. Also the kills near the end where her body starts falling apart made the build-up worth it.

>>204161004
Expect it to be nothing like what you expect

>>204160862
Humanoids from the Deep?

>>204161114
yeah I remember it so positively mainly because I thought the ending was so good after a kind of wobbly start. Almost euphorically so, maybe I'm just inclined to lesbians.

>>204160874
I'll do 10
Kill List
The Thing
Pet Sematary
Night of the Living Dead
Henry
Funny Games
The Mist
The Descent
Drag Me To Hell
Evil Dead 2

>>204161114
>>204161209
Starry Eyes is Hotel California: The Movie.

around the same time (2014-16) there was a trio of enjoyable fame films
>Starry Eyes
>Neon Demons
>Always Shine
the third one isn't talked about as much but I recommend it if you liked the other two

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>>204160874
Saw
Eden Lake
The Mist
Drag me to Hell
Rec
Martyrs
Sinister
Paranormal Activity
Cloverfield
Night of the Living Dead
Dawn of the Dead
The Wicker Man
Open Water
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Dagon
Silent Hill
Tales from the Hood
American Werewolf in London
Skeleton Key
Jeeper Creepers
Pet Cemetery
Thinner
Don't be Afraid of the Dark
The Descent
The Hallows
Storm of the Century
The Strangers
The Beyond
Let Sleeping Corpses Lie
The Blair Witch

Most of these were quite successful when released on theaters, and the others that weren't released there are still either highly or decently regarded as horror movies.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JILpgm6Kkag

bring it back

>>204160978
I was recommended this and House on Sorority Row during a slasherthon a few years ago, but got them mixed together and watched Sorority House Massacre instead, which was a dogshit Halloween copy, and wondered why I was recommended it. Luckily I did realize the error the day after, and enjoyed Slumber Party Massacre quite a bit.

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>>204160874

>>204161516
Kek, that's like 10 down

>>204161516
what's the lore behind the heart drawn with blood? We need to get to the bottom of this

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>>204161471
This picture unlocked a memory of something I haven’t thought about in 20 years.

>>204161543
Given it spawned a whole series it jumped to mind as one the audiences liked.

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I celebrate the entire catalogue.

Even the last one is ok if you just roll with it and ignore some of the blatantly stupid shit.

>>204159007
you have absolutely no taste whatsoever. Stowaway mogged the others effortlessly. it was a visual spectacle. it's probably the best segment in any vhs ever.

>>204161471
Shudder has ''The 101 Scariest Horror Movie Moments of All Time''. It's alright if you can stomach inclusions like few woke shit released over the past years and praising J.Peele as some genius

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>>204161004
Proto-John Carpenter's The Thing. Which is why Toho at one point asked Carpenter (who's a fan) to remake it.
Pay attention to the characters. They all wear color-coded clothes. It's important because no two characters share the same relations with one another and almost all of them are completely rotten. Watching them deteriorate as a group is so fun.

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>>204161486
>enjoyed Slumber Party Massacre quite a bit
You should watch the Sorority Girls in the Slimeball Bowl-a Rama as well.

>>204158767
What movie?

>>204161638
it's actually impressive how much dumb fun this series is.

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>>204161698
Messiah of Evil

>>204161740
Thanks friend

>>204161638
I’m playing through the games right now and currently on RE2, can I watch these movies before continuing the series or do they spoil lots of stuff from the games?

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>>204161209
>maybe I'm just inclined to lesbians.
Yeah, you and me both. That scene at the end where she’s in bed with her roommate was inevitable.

>>204161471
Always used to use this as a bit of a guide for what horror stuff to check out.

>>204161899
The movies have virtually nothing to do with the games outside of some character names. It goes almost entirely in its own direction even from the first film.

>>204161959
Are they fun?

Trying to find a film I saw on the Horror Channel in the UK many years ago, a creature feature with characters getting picked off by a monster in a national park, I imagine it was made in the 2000s, probably pretty budget. It might have been a big lizardy kind of monster but I can't recall.

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>>204161313
I read that Starry Eyes is the movie Neon Demon tried/wanted to be. Is this an accurate assessment?

>>204161211
>>204161422
I concede. except for The Thing because he wins at the end by making childs drink gasoline and then blowing him up

>>204162024
addictingly so. Milla is hot and they're a great mix of action and horror.

Can someone give me list of good newish horror movies me and my parents can watch together tomorrow. No sex scenes.

>>204162024
As a fan of the games, I didn't find them fun, but a lot of people like them.

>>204162135
Barbarian

Ted Bundy
Ted, Ted, and Teddy: Ted Bundy 2
Ted Bundy 3D
American Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy Bloodlines
Ted Bundy Resurrection
Return of Ted Bundy
Bride of Ted Bundy
Cult of Ted Bundy
Bundy vs Dahmer
The Serial Killer Avengers
The Serial Killer Avengers: Infinity War
The Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy (remake)
Bundy

>>204162092
pretty much. I honestly think Always Shine is better than Neon Demon as well, though far lower budget.
Velvet Buzzsaw is probably better than Neon Demon as well, it's about art stardom rather than fashion/movie stardom.

>>204162135
August Underground

>>204162188
i didn't have high hopes for The Ted Bundy but Timothy Chalamet gave a riveting performance

>>204162135
Deadstream. spooky and funny.
>>204162177
Barbarian blows

>>204162135
>No sex scenes
Terrifier 2
Violent Nature

>>204162024
Yes they are. Lots of babes in them too.
Milla Jovovich
Sienna Guillory
Ali Larter
Spencer Locke

>>204162135
if you want "safe" horror
>Longlegs
>Oddity
>Late Night with Devil
>Speak No Evil
>The First Omen

>>204162135
Why can't you watch sex scenes with your parents

>>204162135
Don't Look Now

>>204162262
i feel exactly the opposite. the guy in deadstream was so fucking annoying. screaming into the camera every 5 seconds with that awful voice. oh-so-quirky moments littered throughout. i wanted to like it.

>>204162135
The Haunting 1999 is pretty safe.

>>204162403
Trash movie

>>204161899
I've only ever watched the movies but from what I hear it's what the other guy said.

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If you had your own M3GAN, what would you do with her?

>>204162506
Whore her out for money

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>>204162514
I made a webm of that scene too

>>204162135
Late Night with the Devil.

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watch Sissy

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Post your fav vehicle horror kinos

>>204162506
Sex in the pussy and ass

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>>204162565
It's not always billed as a horror movie but the truck makes a great horror villain

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>>204162188
>Ted, Ted, and Teddy

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>>204162622
>She's 17 years and 364 days old in robot years you sick fuck!!

>>204162659
Nice I almost forgot about this movie.

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>>204162540
Looks like you had had a better copy. And VP9/4mb. A lot of my older webms are dated on that front.

>>204162188
2 Ted, 2 Bundy

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>>204147347
>spoiler

>>204162834
Suspiria and Dog Soldiers are both good films.

>>204162372
You were supposed to hate him, anon
>>204162262
>Barbarian blows
It's not a masterpiece and the middle was littered with retarded decisions which I fucking hate in any movie but it's one of the best I've seen in a bit, personally

>>204163001
The first third was superb. Mixed on the mid-film perspective switch.

>>204163046
Yeah I felt the same way, the first third was great, then the middle was off by a lot and then the last third was pretty good

wow so they went back to making VHS movies that are fun instead of trying to be scary and accidentally being lame. vhs beyond was much better than the last few movies.

>cops vs. ayys
at first it just made me want to watch baskin again but the stork monster brought me around
>sirs vs. cyborgs
i like the monster and the carnage but it was pretty empty
>jumpers vs. ayys
honestly pretty uninspired and uninteresting compared to the rest, a flat chase scene and all i kept thinking was look at all those wasted oranges
>dogs vs. fags
it was okay, i like the idea, it felt more low budget than the rest, justin long probably took most of that money
>some bitch vs. ayys
another cool idea but mrs mike flanagan tried to be too avant garde with it, i would have liked more visceral shots of the mutations that weren't filmed like kubrick doing 2001 a space odyssey
>wraparound vs. ayys
the best i can say is the corridor guys did an alright acting job and the demonic ayy was neat looking, otherwise i don't ever like the pseudo doc segments in this series

i'm disappointed none of the resident schizos called this out as predictive programming for project bluebeans.

>>204157105
and I bet you didn't know a single director that you watched pleb faggot

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>>204158742
My wife Ellie

>>204163178
Dario Argento = Guy who made Suspiria
John Carpenter = Guy who made the Michael Myers skin from Fortnite
Don't know the rest

>>204162957
I agree actually. I just cracked up how anon felt he had to slip that in at the end.

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>>204163001
I can see why others liked it, just personally it annoyed me on multiple levels.
"what if we gender flipped a basement freak?" was eye rolling to me and the rest of it generic.
also I'm not even a chud but it was in your face with ticking off sjw talking about cops, housing, men etc. "women having to be careful with men" is a boring setup. probably other shit too.

>>204163284
oh fuck I forgot. Despite all that the part where she finds the staircase down was actually 10/10 and made me forget the whole first part. Just wish something more interesting had been down there.

it was pretty ballsy for mick garris to knight himself as a "master" of horror amongst all those actual masters of horror but i suppose the guy running the show gets to do what he wants

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Yeah, Jennifer Tilly is hot as is but I would definitely smash Tiffany as a doll

Riki Tiki
The mongoose is gone

>>204162506
video games

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i haven't watched this in years but
>emotionally detached wagecuck
>incessantly chews nicotine gum
>lusts after mysterious art hoes
he's literally me

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>>204162700
She's a robot

>>204163434
>she rises up out of the water
>text rises up behind her
what did they mean by this

>>204163462
She is...fully functional.

>>204163469
it's actually rise as in high rise apartments

>>204163434
Why does every movie look like this now

>>204163462
OUT OF TEN

>>204163511
they're probably color graded by the same 8 guys

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>>204158217
>nun horror
The Devils 1971
School of the Holy Beast 1974
First Omen 2024
Sister Death 2023
also highly recommend Verhoeven's horror adjacent 'Benedetta' 2021

>>204163358
He mentions in an interview that he doesn't really consider himself that and only really was a "Master by default" due to arranging those dinners and the show.

>>204163462
>thinly veiled

>>204158790
>eat fish
>clearly has fucking cephalopod tentacles

>>204158767
Why is Joe Biden there

>>204163614
>tfw no psycho loli killer doll to watch horror movies with in October
Damn bros

>>204163614
So was this done with one of those tiny adults that do stunts for kids or did they have a kid actress that played her?

>>204163614
holy cringe

>>204158814
my diary desu

>>204162834
Poor little bat.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>204163899
>My new movie is about being trans, I made the subtext very subtle, like my previous movie about being trans, and my other previous movie about being trans.

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>>204158814
Rape
Rape 2: Buck Broken
Rape 3D
The Rape

>>204163899
>the body horror happens offscreen

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>>204163899
Squidward?

I finally watched Sleepaway Camp 3 a couple weeks ago, it was good.

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Help me get my mind off this movie, PLEASE. I could fix her tho

>>204164025
What movie?

>>204163939
off topic
gay
capeshit
autism
kys

I liked the VHS segment with the stupid magic cloak and every one since has been middling to dogshit

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>>204163842
Eh, I’d say Suzy smashing the shit outta that bat was well-deserved.

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>>204164025
just upgrade your ff waifu's cup size

>>204163899
>become a tranny in your late 30s
>make all your movies now revolve around "the trans experience"
Is it like a total personality rewrite or something?

>>204160024
oh hai mark

Indians can't even make a decent car how did they make a robot this powerful

Just finished VHS: Beyond and I am shocked to say... it wasn't terrible. Still not good (the Fur Babies segment is one of the worst out of the entire franchise), but it was better than the last few, which I know isn't saying much but still. In fact; it didn't make me angry once which was really shocking. Also this movie is proof that 'woke' is no longer in fashion since it wasn't woke at all like previous entries.

>>204164150
Short Circuit?

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>>204164157
>not woke
>entire sections about mistreated indian waman

>>204164122
despite all the chatter, if you showed I Saw the TV Glow to a random person there's no chance they'd say "this is about being trans". unless they're a tranny, in which case they'd say that no matter what you'd showed them.

>>204164041
Lake Mundo. I JUST finished watching it and have the lights on in my apartment. I don't even want to see my own fucking perpiheral in the dark. I don't even know why it's scary.

>>204164150
the brits left it there

>>204164193
can you go even 10 posts without being a gross homo?

>>204164193
Nothing woke about showing the realities of pajeets, anon.

I hate Mitch Horowitz so much

>>204164025
The neighbors did nothing wrong to her. She was a legal, consenting adult. You know, aside from breaking and entering her house.

>>204164157
*Also the wraparound is the second worst in the entire franchise. The woke wraparound with the SWAT team led by the tiny woman was the worst by far.

>>204164109
>the ghost never gets to hit this
Why even be a ghost fr

>>204164229
I remember that feeling. First time I watched The Exorcist when I was 15.

>>204164197
Well the issue is the director is out there openly saying that's the meaning, in the wikipedia article which is 100% written by said director (a movie out just this year that only had a limited release having FOUR paragraphs under "themes", right, very organic).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Saw_the_TV_Glow#Themes
So it's intended.

>>204164314
agreed. at least they stopped telling fascist filmmakers to fuck off.

>>204164285
He's a dumb fuck and he writes bad books pretending to be an occultist and it's so fitting for him to be in this bad movie

>>204164394
I just wish they could have given us a list of these 'fascist' filmmakers so we could watch their kinos.

>>204164193
You should get into yoga for how much of a stretch that is

>>204164385
Yeah it's obnoxious. Luckily, directors can go suck a fuck and I am free to mentally molest their film into whatever I want it to be.

did anyone else watch v/h/s/beyond today
is the video quality supposed to be bad or do i have a shitty torrent
the editing stuff looks alright

>>204164487
no a bunch of sections are in high def (including the start) so it should look good.

>>204164385
Compare that length to say, The Babadook, a decade old film that was highly influential and discussed as one of the leading films in "elevated horror", two paragraphs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Babadook#Themes_and_symbolism

Get off your own wikipedia article, "Jane"

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>>204164025
I made my ex-girlfriend think it was a real documentary when I watched it with her. Still thinks it is, as far as I know.

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>>204164520

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>>204164506
are you for true
all these squares are not supposed to be there?
please apologies

>>204164585
It's a webrip, dickhead. It's not gonna look great.

>>204164533
The kinoest of kinos

>>204164585
you get a webrip? those typically look like that. webdl looks better.

Cops and Zombies - it's ok, 7/10
Shart Circuit - bad, 3/10
Skyfuckers - shakycam/10, gave me a migraine

Now I have to go to bed

>>204164520
You're a devious lil bastard and I like that

>>204164585
How big was your download? Mine was only 1.4gbs I think but I didn’t give a shit because it’s fucking vhs

Do we have a stream tonight?

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>>204164585
"those squares" are compression artifacts because it's low quality.
get a better version.

>>204164612
ur a webrip

In the mood for a creepy and unsettling crime thriller after watching Longlegs last night (enjoyed it more than most anons but can see why people were off put by it).
Any recommendations? New or old I don't care I'm open to anything as long as it's creepy and leaves me feeling disgusted after

>>204164766
I like Frailty

>>204164766
Cure

>>204158817
i was rooting for jason to kill the entire mob and got my wish

>>204164766
Zodiac

>>204164806
and memories of murder if you like zodiac

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>>204158817
>IT'S STUPID AND GENERIC AS FUCK SO THAT MEANS IT'S GOOD

i liked zodiac but didnt like the gook one. frailty is cool tho and the new salems lot sucks

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Obsolete media interests me

>>204164871
i've seen betamax movies, i've listened to 8tracks and minidiscs, but i never saw a film on laserdisc

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>literal corridor crew advertisement mid-movie

>>204163284
>also I'm not even a chud but it was in your face with ticking off sjw talking about cops, housing, men etc. "women having to be careful with men" is a boring setup.
It didn't feel like SJW to me
I felt when she was chatting with him about it to him, it made her seem like she wasn't aware of the advantage she got by being a girl
Cops felt no different from normal horror movie cops

>>204164898
They're just DVDs that you have to flip over every 60 minutes

>>204164871
I don't get this desu
You can literally buy the same films in high quality on blu ray. If you want bad quality, you can buy DVDs. Why would you get films on an obsolete format?

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>>204163284
I need more "raped in a basement for years and years and years and years" kino for no particular reason

>>204164197
so they made a nuanced universally relatable movie? what's the problem?

>>204164926
>It didn't feel like SJW to me
That's because you are dumb. Literally every male character was bad in some way or expendable (the black homeless guy).

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>>204164533

>>204165064
baskin
pulp fiction

>>204164953
It's like record collecting, the quality isn't that great but the giant cover art is neat.

>>204165084
This seems more like you looking to be offended.

>>204165064
he did nothing wrong.

>>204165064
Joker 2

>>204165067
I didn't say there was one.
All the directors interviews, reviews, social media discussion etc. however make this out to be Trans: The Film.

>>204165084
I’m a genius and I found nothing in that movie to be offended by

>>204165084
And the girls are better?
What the fuck was bad about the first guy? His bad decisions? She made equally bad if not worse decisions than he did

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>>204165096
>baskin

>>204165084
I didn't mention it earlier but the black homeless guy being the only good guy in the story was another element.
>>204165167
eh to me if you spend almost his entire screen time wondering "is he evil??" because the film is baiting you to do so, it colours the character negatively despite further twists.

>>204164789
>>204164806
>>204164848
Seen all 3 of these. Frailty was great, and I adore Zodiac and Memories of Murder. They're both the best when it comes to crime thrillers for me.
>>204164799
Never heard of this but love the premise already. Downloading it right now, appreciate it anon!

Jesus christ this dog segment goes on forever what the fuck, cat supremacy

all these dudes at the sanitarium and dane dehaan is the first one who tried to fuck the baron's daughter? i don't think so tim.

baking new thread

new
>>204165407
>>204165407
>>204165407
>>204165407
>>204165407

>>204165345
nice, Cure is fantastic. by the same director as Kairo/Pulse.

>>204164520
I once made my girlfriend believe the McPherson tapes were from my parents' home video camera. She lives a life of tinfoil hats and crystals now. I think I ruined her life with that joke.

>>204165469
fuck cure
overrated gay bullshit except for the one shock shot of the dead wife

>>204165535
based, curecucks don't like horror

>>204165469
Kairo has been on my list so I'll probably get to that very soon, especially if I really like Cure. For some reason it seems familiar to Marebito to me, which I fucking love

>>204165609
they're films with different tones (real vs. more fantasy), but have the same great visuals to them. Pulse is one of my top recs.

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>>204158991
Critters 2.

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>>204163704
real

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>>204164017
Damn! That's Angela?! She looks good!
I'M A HAPPY CAMPER

>>204165177
Do you ever actually discuss films, Sethy boy?

strange darling was good
>>204162564
agree
a pleasant surprise