K9 Editionprevious: >>204169684thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd5W0iMLL6k
whoops fucked up - this was the previous thread: >>204173505
Quick, claim your ONE (1) horrorfu!
VHS Beyond was garbage, I only like the first story, but the monsters were laughable aside the final one
alright can someone please explain what the fuck happened at the end of the last segment in vhs beyond? seemed to me like the ayys had good intentions, right? they just wanted to heal her but since they didnt know shit they started using the other animals' dna and shit after she got injured during the space jumps. or was their intention to experiment with creatures from earth mixing them all up?
>>204179356Winona, but Alien Winona rather than Heathers
>>204179356>ctrl + f angela bettis>0 resultstrash listbut since you're asking nicely, I guess I'll pick either asia argento or jessica harper. would've picked ginger but you only posted snaps (I know the ginger actress is there, but she was too old in american mary)
>>204179364 She got healed, when she asked to stop she died and they revived her again, the aliens just have reptile/spider/Octo DNA she even mentions it.
>>204179356but i want boys
>>204179364my interpretation was she was a stowaway, the alium didn't know she was on board hence why she got fucked up. and the nano-tech just keeps doing it's best but she's contaminated by touching stuff, or maybe yeah they're just doing their best.
>>204179356I made my horrorfu list a couple years ago I think. feel like I should probably add a couple new ones.
>>204179356Whoever made this chart has great taste btw. So many babes
>>204179476quite a few nerdy shy girls on that list, you have a type
>>204179476You have a type 100%
>thread isn't Billy Zane editionOP still a fag and should be banned or at least shadowbanned
>>204179356I demand a new row with>Rose McGowan - Scream>Kristen Hager - AvP: Requiem>Kelly Reilly - Eden Lake>Julianna Guill - Friday the 13th (2009)>Cailee Spaeny - Alien: RomulusAnd I claim all 5 (FIVE) for my patrician reccs
>>204179548Maybe next thread. Fuck if I end up making the next one, I’ll make it Billy Zane edition.
>>204179548chill dog, we've got all October
>>204179356>No Debbie harryFuck it, I'll take Lagenkamp.
For me it’s Dead Calm (1989)
>>204179361I'm watching it right now. I don't think I'll make it to the end. So fucking bad
To the dude from the last thread that's looking for thriller adjacent horrors like Spoorloos you should check out Calibre.
>>204179476>MandyYes.
>>204179738I again hate myself for explaining this and would repeat this 10x just so that I can get it out of my system but...is this like Spoorloos in the right ways?
absolute fucking trash>yeah they ate dogs but at least they didn't fuck them oh wait maybe they didI'd say the second half was one of the worst things I've seen in a while but I don't want to make it sound like the first half wasn't shit too
>>204179853That depends. What do you like about Spoorloos?
>>204179378for me it's AMIL at the end
>>204179853Did you just make that gay House thread asking for recs? Why do you speak like this?Actually just go away. Stop tainting everything you look at and do.You should actually just hide yourself away forever now that I think about it. Don't use your computer. Don't go on the internet. Definitely, definitely DO NOT communicate with other people.
>>204180091how the fuck is Abigail in that list
VOTE FOR BEST!https://strawpoll.com/PKgl3JMd1npBTS galleries for both monsters!https://monsterlegacy.net/2013/10/20/monster-gallery-the-relic-1997/https://monsterlegacy.net/2013/03/05/monster-gallery-mimic-1997/
>>204179356On that chart.Neve or Meg Tilly.
in my opinion if there's any modern monster that rivals the originals, it's Castle Freak. something about the story arc, the blind girl, his design - it all lines up.I haven't seen the original Hunchback of Notredame but I guess I should check it out.
>>204179356>>204179476>>204179610>>204180178My unfinished horror harem (characters not actresses), need to add...> Debi Sue Voorhees's character from Friday Part 5> Paula from Friday Part 6> America Olivo from Friday 2009> Trash from Return of the Living Dead> Mai from Ringu, Spiral & Ringu 2> Kim Myers from Freddy's Revenge
>>204179356wasted years and shit
>>204180222> Ingrid Bolso BerdalSnake tattoo blonde bush having Westworld SLUT!https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GqAkH0xYUDo/WEawkxndIdI/AAAAAAAA9AI/iKqP6lXOxnA0RducBjaChdjmQAJvTnWuwCLcB/s640/FF-2.gifhttps://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kSoZftzFV4M/WEaw_lnd6KI/AAAAAAAA9AQ/4SxA_s-FPd8t2t1wcPFfuCYvbXBQ9itwACLcB/s1600/FF-1.gif
>>204180155believe it or not she did a great job acting as a vampire in my opinion.
>>204180222>>204180305https://www.imperiodefamosas.com/Fotos/Ingrid_Bolso_Berdal/Ingrid_Bolso_Berdal_025.jpghttps://i2.wp.com/www.zorg.video/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Ingrid-Bolso-Berdal-nude-full-frontal-Westworld-2016-s1e10-HD-1080p5.jpghttps://www.imperiodefamosas.com/Fotos/Ingrid_Bolso_Berdal/Ingrid_Bolso_Berdal_022.jpg
>>204180314nice
WW2 GILLMAN KINO COMING
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>>204180478>>204180458
>>204180478doesn't look great, gonna wait for James Wan's CFTBL remake.
>another Quiet Place ripoffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt0V2rpEouEthis shit is awful
This movie is a must watch every Halloween. Our teacher showed us this movie in class when we were 10. In the first 20 minutes a kid is locked in the school peg room and witnesses the ghost of a child reliving her murder by strangulation. Great teacher.
>>204180696I remember randomly catching that scene on television as a kid and shitting bricks. Haven't thought about that in years.
>>204180696This movie is really good actually, I'll rewatch it, it's been like at least 10 years since I've seen it
What a piece of garbage.I watched it from the (poorly handled) reveal and it just alternates between useless exposition and Home Alone slapstick.
>>204180747Yeah. I feel that its very underrated. Its like a Halloween version of To Kill a Mockingbird with a little Stephen King or Ray Bradbury thrown in.
I need a few movies to round out my list. I've seen most of the obvious ones so if you could suggest some lesser known but good oness to help out that'd be cool>zombie>Lovecraft>for kids>Stephen King
>>204179318>hey there lil donnie
I didn't watch a horror movie last night.
>>204181379>zombieLet Sleeping Corpses Lie>LovecraftPrince of Darkness>for kidsMonster Squad>Stephen KingChristine
>>204181580I've seen those last 3.
Every horror movie needs more jump scares if I made one there’d be 100 in a 91 minute movie
>>204181715Would that include the credits?
>>204181748Yeah with a gag reel in them I know what audiences want
>>204181777Based. Bloopers and gag reels after a good horror movie are fun. Also checked.
>>204181715That sounds wonderful, but structurally how does that work?
>>204181715>>204181777this man is a genius
>>204181842It’s like a normal movie but every fifty seconds a super duper scary face pops up in an unexpected place
>>204181379>zombie Zombie 5>Lovecraft In the Mouth of Madness is the only one I'd recommend>for kids Martyrs >Stephen King Thinner
>>204181943In the Mouth of Madness is one of my all time favorites. I love it.I've seen Thinner too. It is an under rated King. Also kek at Martyrs.
>>204181379>Nightmare City>Messiah of Evil>Something Wicked This Way Comes>Cujo
>>204181454kek
>>204181922Completely out of context? I like this. This may actually work..
>>204181968You have good taste You might wanna check out the first season of Castle Rock if you're into Stephen King. It exceeded my expectations by quite a bit.Ignore the JJ Abrams credit. Thankfully he didn't have much creative input.
>>204181379>zombieBurial Ground>LovecraftRe-Animator>for kidsThe Gate>Stephen KingFirestarter
>>204182116>Burial Ground Lol
https://old.reddit.com/r/horror/comments/1fwjjni/what_actually_happened_with_walkouts_and_vomiting/This entire thread made me kek so hard. I really don't understand how pearl clutching fags like this became horror fans.
Holy shit, how could they fuck up this bad? The cut out all the character development and just jumped straight to the action. The action itself isnt scary or original; its basically bloodless conjuring scares. They might as well have called this something else as nobody resembles the characters in the book. Even divorcing this from the book leaves a mediocre movie that jumps the gun without properly setting itself up. Just when you think you are going to get a faithful or even entertaining r rated adaption. I mean IT chapter 1 is a flawed adaption of the book but at least its entertaining. Salems Lot is more like IT chapter 2 in that it doesnt know what its doing and is a waste of time.
>>204182366they were forced to cut 60 minutes of stuff before release if that helps it make sense
What the hell, didn't expect these Redditors to show up.
>>204179318I finally bought the OG Dracula, Frankenstein, and Wolfman. Don't give a shit about the Mummy. Doesn't even belong among the big 3.
>>204182390It feels like it but the characters dont seem to have any arc that i can tell. Mark Petrie doesnt even seem to be afraid or emotional about whats happening around him. Ben Mears trauma regarding the Marsten house is completely skipped over. The scares and atmosphere is just laughable imo and that finale is just terrible. Way to undercut the big bad of your movie. I dont see what added material could make this better.
>>204182454>Don't give a shit about the MummyThe Mummy is probably my favourite. I love the slow burn atmosphere.
>>204182493the movie was supposed to open up with the ghost in the marsten house which would've given reason to why he believed in vampires to fastit was just tons of character stuff that he had to cut away because they told him it "muddied the waters"
>>204182508I don't hate it, but it's not the iconic movie monster quality of the others. They're always bundling them all together. Besides, Karloff already plays Frank. He only gets one.
>>204179907I watched this last year and barely remember it. The one thing that was ok was the suicide scene, it was filmed in an interesting way.
>>204182532I would have liked to see it but better yet the whole point of the book is missed by cutting out all the side characters. The town invites evil upon itself. Hubie Marsten corresponded with Barlow and performed sacrifices to aid his coming before killing himself. Barlow attracts people to his night kingdom by preying on their resentments and desires. These are the things which make the story interesting. Without them you are left with a standard vampire story. They probably thought with the success of IT you could just skip to the action but IT at least had the main points of the book down (even if it was shallow in retrospect) and pennywise is more original a monster than vampires. You have to do something really special with vampires these days to get peoples attention. It probably should have been a series as its basically an old fashioned but realistic soap opera with gossip and scandal that introduces a vampire into the mix.
>>204182263>pearl clutching about misogyny >pearl clutching about gore>pearl clutching about ptsd>saying this will make normies hate horrorHow did these people end up liking the genre in the first place?
Watched the entire Omen series. I don't know what the consensus is on them but I sort of think the remake is better than the original.
What are the most nipply horror movies from the past decade?
>>204179356>nobody has claimed jill schoelen yetShe's mine now.
Why are Hammer films so boring?
>>204183080>boring>hammer i think you're the problem
>>204181513Leave
Why was the 70s/80s the sweet spot for horror? The 30s and 40s should rightly be known as the golden age but anything but from the 90s onwards has been spotty.
>>204179318This website has broken me, that pic looks like Ron Perlman>yo lil Donnie, I let myself get eaten out by a werewolf. Really gets the dogs barkin, don't it
V/H/S bros? What's the consensus? Should I watch it?
>>204183507Avoid
>>204183507it's kino
The end of Martyrs was lame. They clearly couldn't think of anything good so they copped out to have us not hear. But the lady shooting herself was just dumb and ill fitting. The fuck was not sharing the secret going to accomplish when the giant organization can just keep trying more?
>>204183258early days of direct-to-videoback when not everyone had access to cameras and editing technology
>>204183750they wanted to know something but that something they wanted to know made living not worth ithaving her say it loud would've made it silly and ruined it
>>204183258The 70s and 80s had the coolest trends and are when effects really started getting good.
Other than Suspiria, whats the best movie about witches?
>>204183841black sunday
>>204183841The Wizard of Oz
>>204183827Already ruined it with the keep doubting line.
>>2041838752deep4you
>>204183676>>204183683Which one is it??
>>204183913Kinvoid.
>>204183913kinwatch
>>204183913Just shut up and watch your slop
>>204183750It's a metaphor for truth/life. It's fantastical to believe that she would even be able to see that answer in the end, but it's fiction. The satisfaction, as a viewer, is that she gets that answer in the end. That's what makes the fiction desirable. What makes the fiction presentable to us, as viewers, is the withholding of the answer. Because no answer would legitimately (in our non-ficton world) be satisfiable. And that, partly, is what is expressed when the older woman kills herself. It is also, partly, the idea that the answer/truth IS satisfaction in it's truest form (which substantiate why the most richest and powerful are looking for it and wanting it for themselves.) But satisfaction in it's purest form is also the zenith of terror and antithetical to life, which is why she kills herself and which is why the vessel for receiving the answer is innocence/purity/ascetic. It's actually a very simple concept. It's why people always say that winning the lottery makes your life worse.
>>204183913Watch it and realize how tasteless the people are who are recommending it.
>>204184171No that sounds wrong.
>>204183841VIY. Blood on Satans Claw. I guess the former is more satanism but witchcraft is a form of satanism.
>>204181379>zombieTrain to Busan>LovecraftDagon>for kidsDolls>Stephen KingCarrie
>>204179356Kinski Klaimed!Based chart btw
>>204184171Refusing to tell the other secret society members is still dumb. If it is a kindness, they don't deserve kindness for tortures. If it is a punishment, it falls flat because there was nothing established that they couldn't repeat the process. They imply that over the years they've been getting better and better at the system.
>>204183258Everyone shits on modern horror, but honestly the 90s mightve been the most barren decade. Even the 00s were better for horror.Idk what it was. Maybe by the 90s people were just burned out on the 70s and 80s. It's why a film like Scream was so popular.
>>204183841
>>204183841The VVitch
>>204182366what the fuck.>>204182390what the fuck.
>>204182576>He only gets oneit's not your decision he had both whether or not you like it
Fresh from sitges festival:>Le deuxième acteDark comedy about some actors complaining about their lives.I laught hard the first half of the movie, but its gets less funny in the second one. Lea is in it.6/10
>PresenceDisappointing new Soderbergh film. Its a ghost story, characters are bland, the story is kind of interesting at first but the ending is kind of shit, it has some cool shots tho.5/10
>>20418438090s was pretty based for horror, even outside of the Scream teen wave of the second half that spawned the second Brat Pack memes. The early 90s are especially packed. It opens with Misery and It, and you get weird shit with big names and backing like doing Bram Stoker's Dracula as a Victorian melodrama or 12 Monkeys, or even the quirky horror comedy vein that gives the Addams Family two movies. I mean, it's a decade that has horrors specifically aimed at adult female audiences, not just mostly male teens, while also getting mainstream established stars and basically all the teen idol talent in high budget production. It builds to a point where you've got mainstream studios paying more for ensemble horror reboots than other genres.
gonna do the big ass spiders movie 2nite
>>204184704It also gave us Ringu and kicked off j-horror
>Twilight of the Warriors: Walled InNice action film set in the walled city of Kowloon in the 80, Hong Kong.Good fights, anime-style story (friendship bullshit), souless main character, cool secondary characters. Too long tho.6/10
>>204184626>>204184818horror?
What the hell? Slumber Party Massacre 2 went in a completely different direction that I expected from 1.
>The Substance Awesome movie, loved the 3 acts, its kind of separeted in three differents movies: Lynch, Cronenberg and Braindead.Loved Moore and Qualley. The story is kind of simple, but the execution is very cool.Loved the gore too.I was thinking if i liked the ending, because I was really into the thriller part of the movie, and the end kind of took me off guard. But i really like the combination of the serious part and the stupid part.7,5/10
Why does watching horror movies make my pee smell bad in the morning
>Terrifier 3 Loved this one, the crew and the cast were presenting the film.Lavera is fucking hot irl.Its just the second part of Terrifier 2, same gore (best gore in decades imo), same vibes, same acting. If you loved the second one you are gonna like this one. I think this series is gonna get the same recognition as Halloween, Friday 13th, Elm Street, Chucky...The ending kind of annoyed me tho.They didnt end the story and let the ending for a new sequel. There is no final battle, we'll have to wait for terrifier 47/10
>>204185082didn't read the spoiler, is 3 more or less capeshit than 2?
>Dark Match Horror action movie about wrestling. Very mid but entertaining.5/10
>>204185141>capeshitwtf, how is terrifier capeshit?
>>204185169the magic sword and her dressed as a comic book character her father drew
>>204184941Does anyone know behind the scenes stuff about how they decided to take a big left turn on the sequel?
>>204184989are you jackin it whilst watchin?
>Grafted Interesting premise but poorly executed. The script at some point its just stupid.Good vfx tho.4/10
>>204185240uhhhh uhhhhhh ummm>uhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>204185256>you wake up at 3 am to snacc and see this in the fridgewhat do?
>>204185195Ok, well, i'ld say much less than the second one. but it has some lore about the sword that i found really cool, its just a scene.
>>204185299thanks
>>204183122some mfs don't know how good they have it
>>204183122>boring>hammerlore like hamming boner lmao
Today I'm going to watch that french coalburner movie or whatever
>>204185387*more like
>Hell Hole Really bad film. Shitty story, shittyacting, shitty visual effects.To much blablabla and embarrassing death scenes.3/10
>>204179318My ranking of the segmentsAbduction/Adduction - 1/10>Completely throws out an actual narrative to the wrap around tapes and has modern Reddit YouTubers in itStork - 6/10>I like the practical stuff but in a found footage movie I don’t want annoying background music and I wish the alien wasn’t just a bird>Also I hated the obvious cuts instead of hidden cuts makes it so lazy and like they didn’t even tryDream Girl - 6/10>For a sec I thought they were going a Amateur Night route with the girl saying I like your face but the gore was good just the constant cuts was so distractingLive and Let Dive - 9/10>Probably the best VHS segment since Slumber Party Abduction>CGI is a big bad but overall it felt like a VHS 2 segment>There was a jumpscare that really got me and I was hoping that he would get tractor beamed while ski diving but the scene where he did get lifted up was awesome>The acting was actually amazing and the aliens were awesomeFur Babies - 5/10>Really boring and there was no sci fi elementStowaway - 5/10>What the fuck were they going for here?>It tries to do what 10/31/98 does with flashbacks to her childhood to make you like her but fails because the characters in that segment were likable>The girl could not act for shit and how many dicks did the girl from IGN have to suck to be in this movie>They did nothing with the alien>Wouldn’t the healing lights just fix her body to its original state instead of deforming it?>I get she was going light speed but seemed like a plot hole and I wanted to see how she fully turned out at the end>Also the segment just endsSo yeah VHS Beyond is like a 6They really didn’t try with this one and they definitely didn’t earn the montage at the end like the first movie didI think what they should do is make a theatrical VHS 3 that brings the series back to it’s roots and right back to 2012/2013 edgy nostalgiaI’ll stick with the kino that is VHS 1 and 2
>>204185406yeah i gave up like less than 20 minutes in it was cringe in a bad way.
>>204181513I finally watched a horror movie (Hell of the Living Dead) but I'm behind on the October horror movie a day schedule and need to watch a creature quadruple feature to catch up
Really fun movie Critters 2. New horror waifu unlocked?
>>204185414have you posted this on letterboxd or 4chan before? I'd argue the science element in fur babies is the medical procedures needed for their mouths and whatever.also, in stowaway, that wasnt her as a kid, it was her own kid, she says something like "yeah steven this proves Im a bad mother". also, the lights didnt have her dna because no human had been preserved in the goo like the octopus or the spider, so I assume the lights just used whatever they could to try and help her. thats a really interesting concept imo because they were trying to help, and the little mexican girl says they wanted to take her hamster but they didnt, so that further proves the aliens werent looking for trouble. she should've just asked for the exit I think.
>>204185400huh
>>204185406I liked their other movie, Hellbender, but as soon as the joke was HAHA ASSRAPE, RIGHT? ALIEN ASSRAPE?? RIGHT?? like 3 times I got bored
>MadSDrugs, Zombies. FIlmed in "one shot".I liked it. Not life changing but enjoyable.6/10
>>204185516
Thanks to the anon who recommended Botched, it was a fun ride and Dorff is always fun to watch. Im convinced he would've been a bigger star if he wasn't such a manlet
And that's it for nowWill see Exhuma and Apocalipsis Z today.I'm very hyped for Exhuma.inb4 my phone is shit>>204185575I liked it, its like the Thing but in a caol mine and in the 20s.
>>204185575oh yeah. I swear these guys never watched an old monster movie to see how you use darkness to your advantage when using practical effects. it's alright though
I did it! I completed my 31 horror movie Halloween marathon! Two to three movies a day and started in the last two weeks of September but I made it! See you guys next year!
>>204185719what's the fucking point of doing that bro
Recommend some movies where witches get burned
>>204179356Shit listClaiming Mia Goth with eyebrows
>>204184369>If it is a kindness, they don't deserve kindness for tortures. If it is a punishment, it falls flat because there was nothing established that they couldn't repeat the processThat's the thing. It's both. It's both a kindness and a punishment. That's the terror of both truth and life. But life is something we are all more accustomed to, and she continues to grant that to the rest of the society. Whatever path they choose to follow is still up to them. She knows the answer destroys agency, which is why she destroyed herself. She is allowing the society to maintain that agency, which is a kindness and a punishment; which is both the essence of life and truth.> it falls flat because there was nothing established that they couldn't repeat the process. Maybe, but that's also a part of the unknown which is essential to agency. Also, isn't the MC heavily implied to be approaching Messiah status? If that's so, the lore of the Messiah is that they only come once so often. They can improve their process all they want, but without the right vessel it's meaningless.The reason this level of vagueness of finality works is simple. Martyrs is high level film, high level literature, high level philosophy and high level fiction. Such things are almost always reductive, recursive, tautological, and non-predicative in nature. By mid point of the movie you, as an intelligent and experienced consumer of such things, should have known you weren't going to get a "literal answer" and should have been looking forward to how the authors were going to diffuse, obfuscate and rejuvenate such a concept. The creators of Martyrs knocked it out of the park. Movies like The Matrix fail because they attempt to give you a literal solution and when they do they being to fall apart and rely on rote and trite storytelling techniques that go nowhere and bring about a palpable sense of failing dissatisfaction.
>>2041855134chan in the previous thread might update it to be my Letterboxd review
>>204179356barbie crampton duh
>>204185939>>204185941Fuck off namefags
>>204182366>2024 release>from the creator of garbage and a producer of trash>suckswtf how????
Why didn't you faggots tell me that this movie has THE Dave Lister in it?
>>204186136because it's dogshit so we don't talk about it
>>204179356Phew. I can claim Jennifer Connelly. Worried someone would beat me to it.
im gonna make a shepherds pie then waste the entire day watching hor
>>204186159You're talking about it now m8
I'm trying to stop jerking off like 3 times a day but every horror movie I watch I start to get evil horny as soon as people start dying what do???
>>204186192Holy fucking based
I watched three horror movies yesterday because today I'll go out to the exchange student hotspot in my city, hoping to meet a cute foreigner
>>204186253Is it your Capital City?
>>204186283no, its the fourth biggest city in my country. but we are known for being easygoing and charming. I'm neither, but alcohol helps
>>204185796Witchfinder General
>>204179356Patricia Tallman and Tracy Arnold are all for me!
Im going to try and watch an episode of Tales from the Crypt (Watched Lower Berth last night and it was kino). Im going to have a Blob double feature with the 50s version and the 80s remake. Im also going to try and fit tourist trap into the mix.Ill recommend pic related as an atmospheric horror for the season.
anyone has any recs for short but good indie horror games? please abstain from recommending walking simulators, a24-esque games and 2deep4u shit
>>204186570I liked Tormented Souls, it's like if the old Resident Evil games were made and then poorly translated by a French retard. Bretty good.
>>204186450>Tales from the CryptWhat are peoples favourite episodes. Most if not all are on youtube.>Television Terror>Lower Berth>All Through the House>Abra Cadaver>Cutting CardsDemon Knight is still great (have never gotten round to watching Bordello of Blood for some reason).
>>204186741all good eps. i also like the sanitarium one with jon lovitz and the one with the dude from wings because i enjoy ghouls and cemeteries. but television terror is my all time fave.
>>204179356Jennifer Connelly and Jessica Harper for me, always.
good morninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT6z3bcwFXg
>>204183841The Long Hair of Death.
>>204183122To be fair, they can be kind of slow, esp. the later ones. Watched Lust For A Vampire last night and could hardly keep my eyes open but that was more me than the movie.(followed it up with the misleadingly named Blood Of Dracula. No bare boobs in this but lots of torpedo bras and tight sweaters)
1/2Rating system: Excellent!Worth a watch! Good Job! Not Worth Watching! (well-made but pointless and dull)Hot Garbage!Beezel (2024) – A low-budget Worth a Watch that *feels* like Halloween. A naked green witch with skinny droopy titties and the worst case of increased femoral anteversion you’ve ever seen (makes her feet turn inward, opposite of pigeon toes) lives in the basement of a ranch-style house. How did she GET there? Where did she COME from? Did she come with the land, moving in when they built the place? Was she beamed there in the 1960s during a DMT-fueled ritual? You never know, and the lack of hint in either of these regards can said to be among the film’s fairly minor sour points. The evil witch lives on human flesh and has a dedicated feeder living in the house most times, and depending on how susceptible they are to her PSYCHIC FIDDLING, they either get off on it (“It’s really fascinating, the way she goes at it!”) or they moan and groan and keep providing for her begrudgingly.Things move fast! Three short scenarios make up an altogether short movie: three different generations of feeders and victims who come into the property and contend with the UNPLEASANT APPETITE of good ol’ Green Tits. There’s no true ending per se, but it’s actually a funny sort of *thematic* ending -- a CYMBAL CLASH if you will, a punchline to a morbid joke that’s set up earlier in the film. It worked well enough, though I didn’t feel quite satiated by it.
>>204179356waiter, I'd like to order off the kids menu s'il vous plaît
>>2041871072/2You’ve got to admire when people make clever use of a small budget! Beezel looks good ‘n’ nasty, like a fleshy, KY Jellied version of one of those classic hook-nosed school decoration witches turned exhibitionist. I was a bit shocked by some of the house’s design choices, but I guess I *learned* something. You see, there’s an honest-to-goodness window -- a standard sashed WINDOW in the freaking shower! Who the heck does that? Horny single ladies trying to drag in the neighborhood boys? I didn’t know what to make of it, but then I did some research and I guess some people *do* do that.
>>204187124based based based based based
>>204179907>>204182614yeah I gave this group of movies a look over several times and ultimately passed. poster and premise and location sound so promising but only hear bad things and assume run of the mill j-trash. want more stuff like Impetigore that really uses the rural environment for folk horror atmosphere not just a backdrop for cheap closeups and typical ghosts scares
Hammer offers nothing beyond nice sets and hot babes, they're the most boring uneventful films in horror. NTA but i agree with him completely. The british are actually incapable of being good at cinema, every single great british film was directed by a foreigner.
anybody go see Frankie Freako last night?
>>204187252>every single great british film was directed by a foreigner.Does the name David Lean mean nothing to you? You better be having a Lean night soon motherfucker!!!
>>204179356rollan
I guess I hadn't visited Rotten tomatoes in a year or two. What the fuck happened to it? Why is the layout so messed up?
Thinking about going to see Strange Darling tonight at my local overpriced single screen indie theatre with uncomfortable seats and bad local beer, will it make me hate women more or less? Should I get drunk and make a scene?
>>204187313You just triggered my childhood trauma from watching Munchie Strikes Back. The music wont stop playing in my head!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzGsw-rsszE
>>204187335You got me, fuck, forgot about Lean.
>>204187107>>204187144Good review. And yes, houses come in all sorts of strange and unexpected designs. Especially in older regions like the Northeast US where this film takes place.
watched Ghostwatch for the first time last night. Fantastic, wish I was able to live through it when it originally aired
>>204187513imagine not knowing what the fuck you were watching, before found footage was mainstream
>>204181379Night of the CometNecronomiconLady in WhiteGraveyard Shift
>>204187598its a high ive been chasing since those first formative years on the internet
>>204187735i wish i could delete all movies from memory to rediscover them again and again
>>204185406>>204185425>>204185518should've watched Eight Eyes instead if you're rolling the dice on random nu-Shudder fare. great pastiche of 70s horror classics with the visuals to match
>>204187821If you deleted movies from your consciousness how do you know you would rediscover them again? How do you know you would have the same experience? If you deleted all memories of your family would they still feel like your family? How would you interact with them again? Maybe the time, place and circumstance under which you encountered something affects your fondness for that thing.
>>204187821you can if you hit your head really really hard
>>204187598I miss being a high schooler who discovered and binged Marble Hornets lol
>>204185406>that title>that tagline>that posteryou only have yourself to blame
>>204185406This joke got old the first time they did it, and they just kept doing it
Any kinos with the feel of Joy Ride, Vacancy or Identity?
Strange Darling AKA Don't stick your dick in crazy
https://ticketing.useast.veezi.com/sessions/?siteToken=e342zf579v8kyg3n9a5fmqng48What do you guys think about my local place's halloween lineup? I wish they weren't doing so many repeats.
>>204179356My choice?the secret waifu
>>204187897i will
>>204187937
Is In a Violent Nature actually good or just the flavour of the month. There seems to be a dearth of good horror movies these days and everybody clamours on ones that are just mediocre but have one good idea.
>>204188299I thought it was a gay boring wannabe "deconstruction" movie.
>>204188155Entry level, but solid choices
>>204188299The mong in this pic >>204188246 could have written the screenplay
>>204188327I sent them an email trying to get them to play Violence Voyager but they never responded and probably just assumed I was some kind of pedophile
late night with the devil
>>204188469I'd fuckin uhhh I'd uhh be the devil to her, uhhhhh late at night, if you know what I mean
>>204188502ahahahahahahahhaha
>>204188502ahahahahahahahahahaha
>>204188502
>>204188469Her voice reminded me a lot of Mikey Madison.
>>204188525>>204188536>>204188550Thank you, thank you folks, you're a great audience, now for my next joke I'm gonna need a volunteer
>>204188469This would have been kino if they just showed some restraint. They didnt have the budget to pull of the effects and it blurs the line between found footage and scripted film too often (along with overacting). Ghostwatch got it just right even though some people think its over-acted. Believe me when i say that I grew up with those presenters and types of programs and that is how they acted normally.
>>204188550
Local kinoplex announced their Halloween screenings:>The first omen>Longlegs>Sinister>A nightmare on elm street (the original)
>>204188155>4 of the most entry level popular everwhat am I supposed to think? hardly worth remarking uponluckily my local is owned by a big horror fan, there's even merch of the lineup this year lol
>>204188613very nice
>>204179548Was that what the last one basically was? Otherwise what other horror movies was Billy Zane in?
>>204186741>>Tales from the Crypt>What are peoples favourite episodes.For me, it’s S02E17
>>204188637when there's so many classics but all $13 a pop I hate that it makes me question myself 'how much do I reeeeally like and care about rewatching this on a medium screen with 20 strangersHausu I think I'd like to for sure
>>204188637Now THIS is a kino list. They even threw Monsters Unleashed in there!
Are you the Electric Lady?
>Apollo 18>Last Days on Mars>Europa Report>Sunshine>AlienNeed more space horror
/hor/ - fat general
>>204179356I would not fuck a single woman on this chart
>>204189052>Pandorum>Event Horizon>Jason X>Leprechaun in Space
>>204188637>Are You Afraid of the Dark marathonAs in DVD quality blown up onto a big screen?
>>204189101We have finally found him, the gayest man in the entire world
>>204184417BELPHEGOR!
Horror movies about being a fat slovenly fuck who wants to lose weight but doesn't have the motivation and every day it gets worse and you want to kill yourself but you lack the resolve for even that?
>>204189142vlog yourself for a year and call it found footage
Which 5 films would you choose for your local theater's Halloween lineup? I'll start.The Grapes of Death ZombieDevil Story Sole Survivor Night of the Comet
>>204189142You should watch Heavy from 1995
>>204189079>just finished a block of cheese
Last horror and /hor/ related movies I watched since september:The Mothman Prophecies (2002) - 7/10Last Night in Soho (2021) - 4/10I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016) 6/10Smile (2022) 4/10Phantoms (1998) 3/10The Trouble with Harry (1955) 10/10The Pool (2018) 7/10La sindrome di Stendhal (1996) 10/10Kairo (2001) 7/10Trouble Every Day (2001) 4/10Love Lies Bleeding (2024) 6/10Late Night with the Devil (2023) 6/10Immaculate (2024) 3/10Abigail (2024) 3/10Carnival of Souls (1962) 10/10New Life (2023) 5/10Blink Twice (2024) 4/10Carnival of Souls (1998) 3/10Strange Darling (2023) 7/10next movie: Misterios de ultratumba aka The Black Pit of Dr. M
The true horror is in indulgence, isn't it? What is evil if not decadence taken to it's most extreme?
>>204189321How does one feel compelled to eat a BLOCK of cheese?
>>204189361I am the stupid bitch who dies in the house was not even a 6/10
>>204189142Taxidermia
I haven't made a list for this october, i'm so screwed
>>204184350>Based chart btwAgreed. I didn’t even make that one but whoever did was fairly comprehensive and has great taste in babes.>>204187023>Jennifer Connelly and Jessica Harper for me, always.Fantastic choices. Two of my favorite actresses and both happen to be Argentofus.
>>204189396hungry, i felt hungry
>>204189480How do you feel now?
>>204189499i hunger still
>>204189411I'm biased toward haunted house movies.Furthermore, I found it extremely comfy and relaxing to watch.Great cinematography too.
>>204179356Guy who made that chart here, thanks for posting it
>>204185613Thanks festival anon
>>204189411At least the ghost was pretty
>>204183841The neon demon.
I Am the Thing that does NOT Go in the House
>>204185493Phoebe Cates’ sister?
>>204183841You Won't Be Alone is by far the best witch movie ever made
>>204189669DON'T go in the house!
>>204189688DON'T think itDON'T say it
>>204189720DON'T pee or poo in the park!
>>204189594Cheers!
>>204189730DON'T poo in Capital City Kinoplex!
>>204189730Dont drinkDont eat
>>204189622dare I say she is a pretty thing that lives in the house
>>204189786>that lives in the houseDON'T
>>204189553>>204189622My bias is that I hate Oz Perkins
>>204189786DON'T be a pretty thing and live in the house!
Don't feedDon't sneed
>>204189786Oh right she was in Blackcoat's Daughter as well
>>204189683great flick
>>204189914same director
>>204189957That's what I meant.
>>204189361>Mothman Prophecies not a 10>Love Lies Bleeding above a 1>even considering Love Lies Bleeding /hor/ngmi
>>204181715>>204181777Based. As long as you include jump scares in the gag reel too
>>204189981Mothman Prophecies is a better book than movie desu
>>204189914I liked this movie but if the girls in the movie were ugly I would not have liked it at all. James Remar is always great though
>>204189981I saw Mothman last year as part of my horror binge, wound up being my favorite film of the month, incredible atmosphere.
>>204189914Perkins should cast her in something again
Rec me some medieval horrors fellas, please.
>>204189981Love Lies Bleeding has a ton of horror elements and weird enough atmosphere to be considered horror adjacent.
>>204190016It had good atmosphere but the final twist didn't work for me because Kiernan Shipka and Emma Roberts don't look alike at all and they're not far apart enough in age to account for major differences.
The only horror movie about muh female experience that I liked was The Perfection
>>204190063lucky mofo
>>204190167The horrors of mass hysteria, female jealousy and the lack of an impartial juidiciary process
>>204190220what about Titane?
>>204190167
>>204190263fucking love this movie. marathoned it at my local kinoplex and it was just me and some guy who Im pretty sure wanted to masturbate in the theater and was pretty bummed when he saw me
>>204179356Ordering Phoebe from the secret menu
>>204190263I fucking hate raw passionately so I never watched it
>>204190257Already seen, thanks. >>204190266Added to the list, thanks.
>>204179420what'd you think of 12 Hour Shift?tryin to decide if it belongs in the category of 'honorary horror' / horroradjacent
>>204190167Horror is probably a strong word but I like that one about the blacksmith, errementari or whatever it's called
>>204190014Ooo I gotta check that out.>>204190181Idk, I think that’s a stretch. It’s pretty usual a24 “atmosphere”. Like would you consider Beau is Afraid horror? Sure it’s got horror elements and there’s even a monster in it, but I wouldn’t call that horror.
>>204190502Warning: the movie is not even an adaptation of the book, it's more or less an adaptation of the book's through line, which was about the events the author experienced leading up to the bridge disaster, it's really more just a book of interesting and strange stories.
>>204190502that's why I say it's horror ADJACENT
>>204190562Additionally: if you like the book, Keel has two other books that are approximately the same format, The Eighth Tower, and Operation Trojan Horse. Really interesting stuff if you have any interest at all in ufology or general forteana.
>>204190913>>204190913>>204190913>>204190913
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>>204189720Where’s Pee Pee Ding Dong man??? Wtf thought I was toastin in an epic bread…
>>204190562Ingrid Kold is my favorite /x/ character. Dude is so spooky.
And this is why you announce when you’re making a thread.
>>204191068Maybe don't read the book or look any further into it then, if you haven't already. The actual Indrid Cold story is really really really sketchy and lame.
>>204191117Real /nigga/s don't ask permission playa
>>204191177Back to /film/
Someone figure this shit out. I don't have the energy for this bullshit on my Saturday.
>>204191720One of them is a meta thread forced meme unrelated to horror, the other is zombies with big titties
>>204191215NO PLEASE NO
