Face-Melting Frights editionPrevious >>204205985
First for ghostwatch a cute
Is Shadow of the Vampire good?
For me it's Kevin Smith's Tusk
>>204211775First for House of Usher
Qt
>>204211810The movie turned out better than the kind of movie Kevin Smith could direct, entirely because Justin Long and Michael Parks are great actors. The Johnny Depp cameo was also pretty good.
>>204211775
First for Mark Polonia's Splatter Farm
>>204211807i need an ambiguously jewish/italian girl in my bed right now
>>204211843YES!
family-friendly hallokino
Nell Tiger Free lives
>>204211775Looks like PPP
>>204211775POWER OF THE NIGHT
>>204211810For some reason this movie would make my ex gf so horny she'd go insane and couldn't control herself which was a red flag but not why I dumped her
>>204211865Me too, I love brunettes. Terrifier 2 is based for having the final girl being a brunette Italian instead of the usual blonde
>>204211870Earnest Scared Stupid
>>204211846I rewatched this recently and the Johnny Depp aside where he's talking about Howard taking the youth baseball team to eat at Poutine-y Weenie made me lmao
Honest thoughts on The Forbidden Files by Jean Teddy Filippe?
>>204211901>dumped freaky sex fiend for some reasonGo on
>>204211985sex is overrated
>>204209372Very based! I’m glad I mentioned it now.
>>204211972I tried to upload the first episode to youtube because it's my favourite and it blocked me. so someone has copyright striked it before.
>>204211985She somehow managed to, and I swear to god I am not overstating the matter, fall in love with a chatbot on her phone so based on that I dumped her for being dangerously mentally insane and unintelligent
>>204212076>cucked by chatgpt
>>204212076I believe you
Looking for more summer camp kinos. I've seen>All F13>All Sleepaway Camps>The Burning
>>204211899streets are callinghttps://vocaroo.com/1nEzcIqa5KNg
Rewatched this, forgot how cynical it is. A majority of the deaths in the first half are people doing the right thing/we know enough to care about. So fucking good though, even better on rewatch.sad it performed like shit in the box office so we didn’t get more Creature Feature revivals in the last leg of the 80s.
>>204212109Precedes that actually, it was that Replika app, which makes it even crazier because that thing is like 2001 word chain bot tier
>>204212002That must've been a month ago by now, cool that you remembered.
>>204212172what a minute these lyrics aren’t right..
>>204212172https://vocaroo.com/157vmSjo1EGk
>>204212164Ever see Madman?
>>204212164If you watched all the Sleepaway Camp movies I assume you don't mind some unserious comedy horror kino
>>204212164The Final Terror is an interesting entry in the genre, a little unconventional.Madman is also geat, pairs well with The Burning
>>204212164They/Them brother.
>>204212164The original Piranha
>>204212236The Final Terror is based, reminds me of Just Before Dawn which is also great
>>204211899What is this from looks kino
While searching I learned that the final Bring It On movie is a slasher which I find very funny.>>204212220No I have not. It's on the list.>>204212231>TaissaPutting it on right now>>204212236I think I may have watched Final Terror years and years ago but I don't remember. Either way it's on the list.>>204212243lol no>>204212262I'm down for animal attacks, on the list.Thanks anons.
>>204212276Its fun to watch Joey Pants in an early slasher. Pair with Don’t Go In The House with Patsy for a Sopranos Horror double feature
When did you renounce your 80s ways and realize the the first half of the century had the most kino
>>204211890Imagine all this stuff the cult got her to do
Watched blackest darkness after rec from an anon in a previous thread, it was pretty okay. A little too derivative of david lynch for my taste, but they didn't do the worst job of it.
FUCK, THAT GODDAMN SHITISTAN SONG FROM VHSBEYOND IS STUCK IN MY HEAD
>>204212164Cheerleader Camp
>>204212430I watched Haxan, Nosferatu and The Old Dark House so far this October, they were good
>>204212499Watch a full bollywood movie and it'll go away (I recommend Robot)
>>204212430>first half of the centuryNo, it was definitely still the second half. I'm a big fan of Hammer and that didn't come until late 50s and into the 60s and 70s. I understand there are fans of the classic Universal era, but if you think that beats what came later then you lose, good day sir.
sneak peak from the new Body Melt remake
>>204212430Never, 80s were peak
>tfw I don't have my own personal 35mm screening room https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTfKFOex3pM
>>204212499for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsqJkJQMY88
>>204212430The 30s carry the first half. The 60, 70s, and 80s make the second half stronger.
>>204212618What if the dividing line was 1975? Just to make it fair for the first 20 years or so there wasn’t feature length horror films.so this includes Hammer, Texas Chainsaw, Rosemarys Baby, Exorcist, Psycho, the golden era of Corman, Amicus anthologies, and those early exploitation flicks like Last House on the Left or Hershell Gordon Lewis. Then its a lots closer
>>204212657Qrd?
>>204212775I'd still take the second half of the century even if the early half gets a handicap
>>204212810he became pizza
>>204212810A pox o' your general, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dogs!
>>204212775Lot tougher in that case but I think the late 70s and early 80s were the absolute peak so I might still pick the second half. It would be easier if TCM released a bit later.
Best horror trilogy?
>>204212775>what ifWhat if it was just Universal versus Hammer? There's no contest.
>>204212907It's The Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, & Army of Darkness hands down
>>204212907I believe Evil Dead as a franchise is the most consistently high quality. I genuinely believe all 5 are great films and the first 3 are all top tier.
Evil Dead Rise fucking sucks and every other Evil Dead movie is excellent
>>204212907Living Dead, easy. Fair to answer Evil Dead though. Suspiria/Gates of Hell trilogy are all good quality but kind of a cheat answer. Maniac Cop is surprisingly wuality for the first 2, haven’t seen the Third.
>>204212907Night , Dawn, Day
>>204212907Probably the Romero Zombie trilogy.
I forgot about this part. Dang she's a hot psycho bitch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjua87z9OW0
>>204213082>>204213049My second choice, the Romero trilogy is based
>>204212907Yeah it’s Evil Dead, although the Hostel sequels are pretty underrated
>>204213192hostel 2 is as good as 1
>>204212907if halloween 4 5 and 6 are a trilogy then friday 4 5 and 6 are as wellalso where the fuck is kolobos on that list?
>>204212907 Evil Dead
>>204213254>friday 4 5 and 6I think you mean 4 6 and 7 anon. friday 5 isn't a real friday.
>>204213254Friday 2, 3, and 4 are much more of a coherent trilogy than 4, 5 and 6
>>204213311he meant the jarvis trilogy
>>204213247I really liked how the chad dude turned into a beta and the beta turned into the chad
just realized f13 is a bunch of overlapping trilogies>2,3,4: retard killing spree>4,5,6: tommy jarvis adventures>6,7,8: dumb zombie trilogy>8,Hell,X: jason outta town
>>204212297Critters. The context is that he's an alien bounty hunter who can change his appearance, and when he goes to Earth to deal with the Crite situation, he picks a human model and transforms into him.
>>204213466that was a cool fliparoo. especially because i only ever see the actor playing the initially-weak guy in weak guy roles.
Everything made me think that this movie would suck but I thought it was really fucking cool. Not as great as The Devil's Rejects of course, but who really thought this was a bad movie?
>>204212907Does Carpenter's Apocalypse Trilogy count?>The Thing>Prince of Darkness>In the Mouth of Madness
>>204211890What do anons mean when they say she has a soccer ball face? I don’t see it.
>"Phase I Clinical Trials"Loved this one, whatever that property is, is my new housefu 910>"A Ride in the Park"Zombie classic, can't go wrong with this ,funny shit.>"Safe Haven"i didn't have subtitles one for a good bit and ruined this a bit for myself ,but either way it got kinda cool in the end ,but it took so long to get there 5/10>"Slumber Party Alien Abduction"zoned the fuck out here , they made ET's Ghouls , fuck stupid 3/10>Wraparoundkinda stupid ,but the end song is awesome
>>204213590They said soccer girl face. As in she looks like she plays soccer.
>>204213576I saw this after the hype died down. The Devil's Rejects is an all time favorite of mine and I was told that 3 From Hell was really bad and not worth watching. It was OK.
>>204213576Me. It's basically as shitty action movie.
>>204212231>The Nun and Silk Spectre II linked up
https://voca.ro/1kTv2Mzvj0mp
>>204213608Isn’t this the one that Bimmy was almost in but he had no time?
>>204213608>loves the first two>hates the last twocongrats this is the first i ever saw that opinion here
>>204213576That and Devil's Rejects is as close to a decent horror western as you'll ever get in this day and age.
>>204213652>wow I'm finally here. can't wait to meet my internet boyfriend! where is he...
>>204213651why are big floppy hats so attractive?
>>204213622Kek that’s hilariously specific.
>>204213644>It's basically as shitty action movie.It's Rob Zombie playing Tarantino and cranking the movie references up as high as he can, but it came out well. The first half was done tastefully and the second half was an entertaining Quasimodo vs Santo film. Bill Mosely was at his best, and the new half-brother character was a great addition and replacement for Sid Haig/Spalding
>>204213693Shes SO adorable
>>204213652https://vocaroo.com/11BLzjn5yqyM
>>204213608>Slumber Party Alien AbductionCan you believe that they actually made an entire proper movie of this trash later?
>>204213679i can only assume i'm Jesus then
>>204213745Kek
>>204213752i liked it
I like Halloween 4 but I wonder what it would've been if they kept the anthology thing going. Season of the Witch to me is more interesting than anything in the sequels
>>204213719i take it to mean your run of the mill cornfed germanic/dutch/scandie mutt midwesterner
>>204213752make them unmake it.
>>204213713Great question… god knows I love ‘em
>>204212907Man, the sequels to Basket Case were a letdown.The only real redeeming factor to me was that the guy who played the "normal" brother was just as oddly compelling as he was in the first movie.
>>204213608I preferred the two segments that you didn't like.Movie overall wasn't as good as V/H/S/1 imo but I like those two parts.
>>204213892I liked the grungy, grimy atmosphere of the first movie, but I really love the silly tone and practical effects for the monsters in the sequels. Great franchise
>>204213774That's kind of it, typical american school soccer player, they have a specific common face.
>>204213917Yeah, a big part of what makes me love Basket Case is it being a perfect time capsule of that genuinely filthy old New York.I wasn't a fan of the cartoony freak house of the sequels. I did get a kick out of Belial piloting a mech at the end of the third one, though.
>>204213907i might have been to drunk for those latter parts to give them a fair chance.
>>204213495you cracked the friday code
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz4DnF5StAI
>>204211870>that posterFucking based. Now I want to watch the movie
>Night of the Demons remake >Angela is now a slut with huge tits >Linnea Quigley shows her ass to children Going to be honest. Kind of kino.
>>204214391neat
>>204214391except the people being interviewed talk like absolute retards and the audio quality on the interviews is also shit.
>me after looking at the /x/ catalog for more than 2 minutes
>>204214391Just started over again for those interested.
Anyone see Azrael yet?Samara a cute.
>>204215339She looks too much like her uncle, and when I cum while looking at her I think of her uncle the whole time and I hate it. This happens frequently.
31 Nights of Horror, 2024>Day 1: Vampire CircusLiked it. A quarantined German town is visited by a travelling circus of gypsy vampires. Normally 70s stuff tends to bore me, but this one kept my interest the whole time. Plot moves along at a good clip, and the frequent graphic nudity also helps a lot (There's one early scene you really won't believe) However, the special effects are transparently shitty and the pacing goes to hell in the last 20 minutes. That aside, it's a pretty solidly constructed film that applies the classic "Vampire + some other shit" formula about as well as any. Would recommend.>Day 2: Lair of the White WormAbsolutely loved it. /hor/ has been recommending this for a long time, so I added it even though horror/comedy isn't normally my thing.This one is brilliant. Another absurdly sexy movie, so we're two for two now. The characters are all very likable and the plot is a ton of fun. Would recommend.>Day 3: NightbreedPretty good. This picture looked like it had a super high budget, making a real visual feast. Maximalist practical effects absolutely fill wide-screen shots of the underground monster city, and the prosthetics department went apeshit on the character designs. The plot is janky - even watching the director's cut, the script felt stepped-on. Still, visuals it worth watching. Really not a horror flick.Cont
>>204215442I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME WHAT DAY DO YOU THINK IT IS YOU DUSTY OLD GEN X DRUNK
>>204215442Day 4: From BeyondFucking awesome. Fun, fun Lovecraft adaptation in the vein of Reanimator. SFX are suitably gross, plot is fast and engaging, the whole thing's a treat. Manages to put a hell of a twist on the original story too, with a villain best described as "What if The Thing was a sex pervert?" and a hot mad scientist lady who makes you want to date an insane genius yourself, damn the risks. Man, I loved it.Day 5: VHS BeyondThis was pretty good. VHS flicks normally have at least one or two incredibly retarded segments. This one didn't - every bit was at least decent and a couple of them were fantastic. It might actually be my favorite of the VHS films so far. Anthologies are always fun regardless but this really was a nice surprise.
>>204215413i have the same problem with my sister whos the spitting image of our dad
>>204215413not wanting Agent Smith to mock you while masturbating
>>204215442>>204215452What else are you planning to watch?
>>204215413Sounds like you’re stuck in the Matrix.
>>204215515No plan at all, picking randomly every day. Might try to get my friend into the theater to see Terrifier 3 tomorrow. Normally I end up watching 90% shit in the October horrorthon, I just got lucky with the picks so far.
>>204215589If "the Matrix" is Hugo Weaving's asshole then yes, I am. That's my problem and I don't know what to do.
>>2042133115 is more of a proper F13 than 6 or 7 are. 5 is the last of the original style F13s.
Does anyone have the anime chart?
>>204211814Vincent Price looked cooler with blonde hair
>>204215989
>>204216101Thanks. I think I will try and watch all off these. I've already seen about a third anyways
>>204216011it's funny that the film where he looks most dashing is the one where he isn't romancing someone 20 years younger.
what do we think of these ladies recommendations and channels? I like the algorithm giving me random stuff like this all the time, they seem nice. Smaller creators doing it with tiny audiences is neat they seem genuinely passionate about it all.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj_k38VvfAchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=187Wt463Hg0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFR_s1CxEEU
>>204215452you should watch The Beyond next
>>204216675>they seem genuinely passionate about it allthey're only genuinely passionate about becoming e-famous and making money from youtube.I would cum inside bookubus though.
>>204215452You have to weigh in on your favorite and least favorite VHS Beyond segment.
>>204216127I'm gonna join you I think, gonna watch whatever Blood Reign: Curse of the Yoma is
>>204216675For horror 'tubers I've been watching this guyhttps://youtu.be/kGr8GYn7Sc4?si=lZxZ5D0DU7KqH-Nn
The Frankenhooker ending happened to me in real life
>>204217098Did you have fun?
>>204216695Not him but I’m literally about to watch The Beyond.
>>204216788Okay. First I should say I never seen VHS 1 or 2, which are apparently much better. (Before someone asks how could Beyond be my favorite, it's simply my favorite out of the entries I've seen) But: >Cops solve the missing baby caseGood, fun zombie killing segment. Good enough plot with the rookie gaining respect, the fuckup loose cannon, etc. Monster was creative and memorable (stealing a baby and turning it into another monster is a scary reproduction concept that I can't believe I've never seen before). Action was fun and Halloweeny, especially the chain saw. Vidya vibes. Real fun. >Designated Shitting Segment The weakest. Reveal was semi spooky but too retarded. The anticipation was the best part, and it could have gone in much stronger directions.>Skydiving with the Alien My favorite. Super fucking tense with nonstop action. Memorable imagery (the parachute decapitation!) and a frightening premise even without the Ayys. Constant suspense, tension, and gore. Well done. (Alien design wasn't that great, too CGI)>Getting done Doggystyle I liked it, despite some people's shit talk. Body horror always does it for me, and I didn't anticipate it pre-reveal. Genuinely gross for a minute, but the "final result" dogmen were too retarded looking. The torture and amateur surgery is horrifying but it ended gay. >Biomechanical Stowaway Surgery Cool concept. Cool visuals... I think? I couldn't see shit. But if I COULD see, I bet it's cool. This segment literally just needed lights. >The GAY meta plotThis part was GAY and RETARDED but whatever. "Payoff" alien looks like ass. What, it's pulling anal beads out of the dude? Whatever the fuck, I liked the segments.
>>204217113No, I’m a woman now.
Should I watch The Beach House?
>>204217242yes, watch more films
>>204217136Very based opinions. More or less mirrors my own.Probably doesn't need saying, but you should check out 1 and 2 sometime. Its the two VHS films where the meta plots don't feel lazy or cringe.
>>204217143do you look like this now
>>204216675because anon is a faggot these are the obscure movies in the first video:>the wind>ghost stories>hell house LLC>hell house LLC origins>mortuary collection>the dark and the wicked>possum>deadstream>late night with the devil>lord of misrule>EVENT HORIZON>malevolent>the autopsy of jane doe>the voidsecond:>The Uninvited>Darker Than Night>The Dark Secret of Harvest Home>Burial Ground>Rawhead Rex>The Wind>Mirror of Death>The American Scream>Scream Park>The Nobodies>History of the Occult>Late Night with the Devil>Thanksgiving>Frankie Freakothird:>the exorcist>deliver us devil>haunted asylum>boys from county hell>carrie (original)>1922 nosferatu>cobweb>when evil lurks>30 days of night>sleepy hollow>late night with the devil>abigail>the first omen>the dark and the wicked>cabinet of dr caligari>the ring (both us and jap)>haunt>the woman in black>killer klowns>TCM>the craft>the collector>gretel & hansel>devil's reject trilogy>host (not the corean film)>the thing>houes october built>the strangers>frozen>you're next>trick'rtreat>saw>saw X>conjuring>insidious>scream (all 5)>nightmare on elm street (+ documentary)>halloween 3>halloween>halloween (new)>universal classic monsters 30 movie boxset
>>204217136>Designated Shitting Segmentcannot believe how many anons have named this segment after a pajeet meme and they've all been unique kek
>>204217136also I agree with essentially everything except the wraparound, I liked the vid. but I get why others wouldn't, I think I just like the actual CRT aesthetic.
>>204217409I think they goofed up giving it a nose like that. Should have gone for something uncanny
>>204217328I look like Tomoyo Harada with a fade
>Perfectly well made system get ruined by a foid protagonistSo many cases, this was very enjoyable until the foid went full retard
>>204211800ghostwatch a shit, the worst part is the britoid accents britoids are just awful
>>204217599it didn't really give her enough motive but I didn't mind it because it moved the plot in an interesting direction. probably should have been another character forcing her down. then the ending shit the bed in the same way the first did.there is a big plot hole here though that wasn't in the first. if you had enough loyalists you'd just force people onto the platform over a period of time and make them all travel to the lowest floors where they can enforce the eating rules.
>>204217599>Platform 2Was a sequel really necessary? it's not like it was particularly successful.was the message too subtle, and they wanted to try again and make it a little bit more obvious?
i'm a simp for jennifer love-hewitt in "i know what you did last summer"
>>204217847guarantee it did mad streaming numbers on netflix, it's the perfect "hmmm what's this" bait for people scrolling through looking at generic shit.For the first half of the film I actually thought they did more to squeeze a new angle out of it, but it's largely the same arc.
>>204217810>Force everyone down>People realize there are people even in the bottom, in fact tons of themYour suggestion would even have been a better plotwist, but then they went for the instant prequel route.
>>204217897
>BLEH!
>>204212430Extremely based
>>204218279ozempic will save us
Terrifier is honestly a shit franchiseThe films lack suspenseThe films lack charm and feel too forced (the director is trying way too hard to make Art an icon)The characters are unlikable, besides from the main girl in part 2 being hotThe villain is dumb lookingThe gore is absurdly over-the-top, and not even in a fun way like BraindeadThe films themselves look visually uglyThey try overly hard to be "gross" (The clown just HAS to smear shit on the wall okay!? The clown girl just HAS to squirt liquid shit on the floor okay!?)The director is a coward who is trying to appeal to Deadmeat-adjacent faggots (Showing a guy get a chainsaw up his ass!? OH MY SCIENCE, TAKE MY UPVOTE! Showing a...pussy? Umm....yeah how about no? Yikes!)It's garbage
>>204218730okthere is pussy in the first one All Hallow's Eve though
>>204218730Wrong
>>204218730I would unironically try to give T2 a chance if it wasn't 2 hours and a half long. What the fuck was the director thinking? Goreshit should always be capped at 90 minutes.
>>204218807>Phone poster has no rebuttal>>204218800Which was the first film in the franchise, and it seems Damien Leone has tried to distance himself from it, even changing the name from All Hallows Eve to Terrifier He will likely never show a pussy in any other Terrifier related movies again
>>204218848>Damien Leone has tried to distance himself from it, even changing the name from All Hallows Eve to Terrifierthis is just retarded, he changed the name because it wasn't the anthology series (which had a sequel of it's own AHE2) and was a different film.
>>204218730Disagree, and I don't get why /tv/ has such a hateboner for these movies.
>>204218702Idc she’s hot either way
Well, Uzumaki episode 2 was more disappointing than I ever could have imagined, and my expectations weren't really that high in the first place.
Does Youtube have a decent release of Faust 1926?
>>204218933easiest bait in the world to get 100 (You)'s about which is fuel for autistics. look at threads like these, nothing of value >>204212488
>>204218980>that fucking webmlol. I can only imagine they were slave driving that studio horribly. I have read that from released snippets that the other episodes will hopefully be in the previous style.
>>204218933/tv/ doesn't, somebody posted a link to reddit discussing it a couple threads ago and they were going off about how cruel and misogynistic they are, which really explained who's doing the hating around here
>>204218933They get shilled too much.
>>204219041Slave driving HOW?The shit took 500 years to make.what was the point of all those bloody delays if they can't even make 4 episodes with decent quality?
>>204218980knew this shit was too good to be true
>>204219129I just imagined it as a tiny studio but that's true.>>204219333first episode did look better though some complained about cgi ish bits
>>204219076This is clearly one of the boards with the highest r*ddit-overlap so it checks out.
>>204218730>>204218730This is very true.I remember liking All Hallows Eve. Didn't watch T1 and went to see T2 in cinema with friends. Who in the world thought making that movie 2+ hours long was a good idea? The gore is too much, to the point I have to believe you have to be a 2000s Atheist to think it's cool. And Art being a forced icon is the shit cherry on top.
>>204218980That's not from their anime, right?
>>204219457The real clip isn't much better
>>204219488>Noooooo I need my walking scenes shot on foursKek most anime is going to disappoint you
>>204219548it's more that the first episode was done by a different studio and was a light higher quality
>>204219548Yeah let's just pretend this looks totally fine.
>>204219488>>204219660jesus fucking christ
Didn't know this was an anthology going in, the run time makes much more sense. It's worth it just to watch the 3rd story unfold, what a fucking legend it is. Would rec this. May even be re-watch material for next year. Might even re-watch sooner than that.
>>204219660>Noooo what do you mean i'd have to wait longer for them to do twice as many frames for my running scenes?!?!Kek, is it really your first anime?
>>204219488ahahaha
Euuuurgh!!!
>>204219784>pretending running scenes aren't often great quality, with many being either iconic climax scenes or appearing in the openings of the show
>>204219782would be improved with a shorter runtime, but undeniable scenes of kino throughout.I might even recommend watching it one segment at a time.
>>204219830It has a baked in intermission, so just break there. It's what I did and it works great that way. 3 hours isn't THAT bad anyway, just kind of long for what Kwaidan is as a film.
>>204219829>Pretending shooting on 2s for scenes that don't need fluid action is some special thing they did for the only anime you watchedKek
first for Kolobos
>>204218980I feel the same way, it also was dragged for 2 additional years, Ito animation is cursed no one can get it right, please Del Toro link up again with him and Kojimeme and the SH team!
First for The Thing (2011)
>>204220149it wasn't bad desu
Based movie
V/H/S/Beyond was good. The first segment was the standout for me.
>>204220359Based
>>204220454Based. I liked the skydiver one.
>>204220149I liked that for what it was, well structured and well shot movie. I feel people exaggerate in their criticism due to general sequel/remake/prequel fatigue, and the original being praised for its practical effects work where the remake used CGI. It's perfectly fine for hwat it is.
>>204220520I liked them all except the Indian one (it was just okay). It was funny that they kept calling each other "sir" though, that made me laugh
>>204220530I heard they actually shot the movie using practical effects but chose to go with cgi in a lot of scenes
>>204220530It's definitely not bad as long as you don't compare it too much to the original. Worth watching.
I don't get it
>>204220639Zoom zoom
>>204211775Need more ghoulkinos
>>204220675Little green ghouls?
In Halloween Ends why did they make Alison a raging horny femcel?
>>204218730>Faggot anon is scared of the clownLol
AIIIIEEEEEE I'M GOING INSANE
>>204211810I know this movie doesn't take itself seriously, but God the concept is horrifying and the mc's fate is one of the worst I've ever seen in a horror movie.
Halloween Ends exists and I am not ok with this
Is the new V/H/S as bad as the last few
>>204211775I liked the concept, but the movie should've been way more gruesome like are you seriously telling me that the worst punishment a bdsm maniac can think of is some spanking with his bare hands?
>>204221088No, it's good. I liked every segment except one.
>>204221088No, it's worse. I hated every segment except one.
>>204221180Retard
>>204221216You are a fucking retard if you managed to somehow enjoy that piece of shit movie. Don't talk to me ever again faggot.
>>204221088It's the best one I've seen in years.
The first V/H/S/Beyond segment with the police monster hunters felt like House of the Dead mixed with Doom and it was awesome
>>204221088I honestly can't wrap my head around how anyone could think this piece of shit is anything above mediocre.
They really subverted my expectations in Halloween Ends... Did not see Corey being the main thing, very lame.
At this point I'll assume any V/H/S fan left is a subhuman.
>easy you farming
>>204221343They're fun movies and some of the segments have unique takes on how to utilize found footage. They're always mixed with some shit though so it's a mixed bag.
>>204221088It's fine. I'd say it's holistically the best of the shudder VHS movies because it doesn't have any short that's total unrepentant garbage and even the one kind of boring short (the bollywood one) has some "interesting" (retarded) twists. I don't think amy of the shorts are particularly standout though, except maybe the last one. The cop short was fun thougbeit
>>204221343>why do people who like the slopfarm genre (horror) put up with watching slop cinema (VHS)?
>>204213693Please tell me she gets corrupted by the devil and has a very intense sex scene where she gets impregnated with the antichrist.
streaming horror all month long at suptv dot orgFeel free to make requests
Just started the Twilight Zone and it's not really scary. Is Tales from the Crypt any better?
>>204211775What movie is this?
>>204220657I figured your generation would be better about not becoming your parents, but here we are.
Beezel lacked punch. The format meant they just did the same monster reveal 3 times, and the final segment lacked any real payoff. Yeah, the witch ate the baby but the whole pregnancy arc was rushed and lacked impact since the girl was mindfucked for almost the entire segment so there was no element of corruption (this was rushed too).
>>204220359>Kyle Gallnerok, now i'm interested
>>204221343I know you're farming for yous and you just like to feel like a big boy insulting people to shit up the general, I don't mind that, but I will continue watching VHS flicks because I love anthology and I think it's the perfect format for horror. I like all anthology movies, even the ones that suck dick
>>204222365NTA but the sad fact is that the shitty anthologies for free on Prime are more likely to have at least one good segment than any VHS film after the first one. Which is probably because the shittier ones just throw a wraparound over a handful of shorts that were produced independently.
Is this any good?
>>204221088there's barely any fucking horror in it and when it is there, they instantly ruin it by overshowing the monster
>>204222486>just throw a wraparound over a handful of shorts that were produced independently.I gave up on caring about the wraparound story movies ago. If you go into Beyond just expecting to see a series of unrelated found footage horror shorts, you'll be able to appreciate some quality work. I'm not going to sit here and tell you the franchise hasn't put out some duds, but Beyond was pretty good.
>>204223206they barely showed anything, couldn't make out if the shitterstanian woman was a robot or a demon
>>204223310every monster is seen in full view at least once and two of them are shown in broad fucking daylight
>>204222234>Kyle GallnerI don't know why but I like that guy too. Hope he has more than a cameo in Smile 2.
>>204223365show me a screenshot of the alien in the last one
>>204223365>every monster is seen in full view at least once and two of them are shown in broad fucking daylight>overshowI don't understand your standards at all.
>>204223365>every monster is seen in full view at least onceGood? I'd be pretty pissed if you never got to see the monster, directors shouldn't be retards and try to copy Blair Witch. That was lightning in a bottle and 99% of the time your movie will be pure shit if you don't show anything.
>>204223422you got me there, the last one is effective and the epilogue was alright but I'm correct about the rest of them. case in point.
>>204211775Oh he literally turned to wax how is this effect still used it was super obvious when it first started when they first did this the audience was like oh yeah it's a wax dummy pretty much anything would be better than this
If this hits, I will watch Alucarda today
>>204223786I only got one of my picks right on last night's UFC card:https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/144859426/#q144862740I wish you better luck.
Doing a combo session of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 and one of its homages, "The Lysergic Rednecks Cannibal Massacre".I though the second texas massacre was hard to top, but this is like combining the two movies, then adding sex, eating babies, looney toons antics and even more gore.
>>204223780For a retard who cant write you're pretty spot on here
>>204223786SPORTS
boo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVxNUPqdzQMits up
>>204224625not even enough to get my dick upfuck off
>>204212164Summer Camp. Not your typical summer camp movie though.
>>204224625damn british girls ugly
>>204224854untrue
The Deep Dark (2023) is like a French Hollow Man if The Hollow Man was boring and sucked instead of being an instant modern horror classic.
how the fuck you mess up sound design this badly
Ghostwatch is SSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTT
>>204224983terrible example if you werent trying to reinforce the ugliness
I just watched this film last night, called “The Sylvian Experiments” in English. I can’t stop thinking about it, I’m still trying to wrap my head around it. Have any of y’all seen it? If not, definitely check it out, particularly if you enjoy cosmic horror.I can’t believe how there’s next to no discussion about this film online, and how poorly it’s been reviewed. It’s a masterpiece.
>>204225194>sharthouse presentsThere is your answer.
>>204225407Agreed, very overhyped. Rorchach (on youtube) is much better. >>204225706Stop typing like a telemarketer and i'll consider putting this on my backlog, if you are lucky.
>>204225706I'll check it out, but if it's bad I'm going to beat up my dog and it'll be your fault
>>204211972I liked the episode about the guy lost at sea, I think about it often.
>>204225825I don’t know what the hell you’re getting at but it’s your loss bro if you don’t watch it.>>204225857Like I give a shit about some random mongrel.
>>204222866Just watched it. Kino
>>204225978
Watched cuckoo and maxxxine last night and holy shit I want my 3 hours back...What went so wrong?
>>204212907honestly? Omen trilogy is the strongest on that list (if you're going cultural impact, then Romero trilogy). My personal choice would be Maniac Cop, extremely underrated followed by Stepfather but I count those as thrillers.
good morning
>>204226530Goodnight.
>>204220359>>204220510>>204222234>watch trailer>'do you know how dangerous it is being a LE WOMAN trying to have LE ONE NIGHT STANDS' teehee>obvious twist is she is the killerlooks like zoomer trash for people who have een 20 movies in there entire life
>People judging a movie off of watching a trailer calling anything "zoomer trash">People not understanding the difference between a "twist" and a narrative element calling anything "zoomer trash"Ok
>>204225691stfu
The only one I liked was the first, hated everything else>>204217409>>204217540That's just a Batarian from Mass Effect
>>204216101do you know the one that has a guy with a jaguar head
>>204226803Forgot pic
>>204226819>>204216101nvm I found it, Battle Royale Highschool
>>204226773>too focused fapping to type full sentencesBeen there bud! But yeah, other anon is right, she's like, suuuuper bland looking. More for you, I guess.
>>204226851nell tiger free is perfect
>>204226867Hey man, if you can eat an apple and call this life paradise, who am I to judge?
I have a great idea for a horror film. When people think of the Middle Ages in the context of horror movies, it usually either involves vampires, demonic possession, or burning witches (which was more of an early modern thing). People don’t tend to think of gore and slasher type violence. My idea is an anthology of real life events, including the murder of Thomas Becket, the execution of Peter Stumpp, and the…um…accidental burning to death of Charles III of Navarre.
>>204227043*Charles II of Navarre
>>204227043Just make a movie about medieval Jews sacrificing Christian children in their demonic rituals, since that also happened
>>204227043You could make a cool movie about how dirty it was back then
>>204216101>Call Me TonightMy nigga.
>>204227103Just do a modern day genital mutilation themed horror film and then kill yourself via 2 slugs to the back of your brain. I promise you'll get mentioned ITT's at least once maybe twice.
>>204227184Seethe
Enjoying peak cozy /hor/, does anyone else here enjoy 90s full moon stuff.
>>204225706*y'xllhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk-g7exVcGc
>>204226371It's insane that Terry O'Quinn didn't have a bigger career.https://youtu.be/KZRgNWSKAvU?si=T-AxilfPB3TgiQVS
>>204227321I liked him in Lost and Blind Fury
>>204221979The Devonsville Terror
I guess I have to bake AGAIN??
>>204227522>>204227522>>204227522
>>204221298>House of the Dead Basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YF8rKMsYwc
>>204227604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1LzruO-eUU
>>204227310that's a great poster. i need to watch
>>204227252Because the subject upsets others? To the point they become violent? It's nothing to do with me, anon. I'm just stating facts. Baby mutilators are not exactly forthcoming or polite people. No need to seethe about it on either end.
