Gadonkino edition>/film/ chartshttps://mega.nz/folder/87xyiJjZ#3B2eXe2lmN2KbFNNEagggQ>/film/ literaturehttps://mega.nz/folder/XCokCRpR#tlesB0J_7jhaEWZVJqVzlAPrevious >>204304968
>Gadonfag threadYKWTD.
>no classics and arthouse in opeverything is on-topic:)
>>204316492wow very qt
Nolan is based and /film/
>>204316537TYTKY
>>204316566Based and on-topic.
This thread is #blessed!
>>204316492>Cosmopolisout of every possible movie with Gadon you picked this awful pretentious flickshame on you op
>>204316855Filtered
>>204316492>Hitchcock>Welles>Lynch>Coppola>Ford>Lee>Scorsese>Wilder>Kubrick>Scott>Leone>Spielberg>PolanskiWhy watch boring arthouse slop when I can enjoy those directors who perfectly combine entertainment and art?
>>204316910i will watch this movie again tomorrow and im pretty sure i wont change my mind on it
>>204316928>>204309020You can do just that. It's perfectly okay.
>>204315832>Norwegian WoodI’d rather just relisten to Rubber Soul lol
>>204316977You'll change your mind on in :)
>>204316928Lynch makes wacky noirs and Persona remakes. Barely interesting aside from some good suspense. Blue Velvet is ordinary and reveals nothing. No art, no commentary on small-town America, no theological insights, no aesthetic vision. Some nice crime thriller that solves itself by the end, with bad quirky characters, and poor-ugly cinematography. The rest is derivative nonsense and being LYNCHED as the teenagers say. Eraserhead is low-testerone uninteresing ponderings, Mulholland Drive is a puzzle with little artistry. Inland Empire is the only thing I'd call okay, but it's really just a narrative film and Persona with more wackiness. It means nothing, it conveys nothing.
>>204317004Ticket to Ride is their best song, don't @ me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyNt5zm3U_M Real G shit
>>204317153>Eraserhead is low-testerone uninteresing ponderingslol, care to elaborate?
>>204317315What's there to elaborate? Self-explanatory. But okay. The entire film we stare at this meek low energy guy shuffle around nervous with his wacky haircut in this dull world. A few ideas are thrown around, but nothing is explored. Aren't the tiny chickens quirky though? What about this subject of fatherhood? Let's only spend a few minutes on that before we go /wacky/. Babies are annoying n they cause stress n shiet. Lynch cracked the TikTok algorithm decades before it existed.
>>204317315Whoever posted that is mentally deficient.
>>204317673But where's the low test though?
Don’t talk shit about pre-2000s Lynch. Carrie co-funded Eraserhead and she wouldn’t appreciate that.
>>204317691Only a low-testosterone man could bear watch a pathetic meek loser like that for over ten minutes. Especially with him acting all quirky. An audience of Woody Allen -types flocks to Eraserhead.
>>204317773So, both the film and its intended audience are low test in your opinion?
>>204317870Yes.
>>204317673>>204317773Eraserhead is a black comedy about the same kind of weak pushover office clerk as in Gogol's The Overcoat or Kafka's The Trial or any number of stories. A guy who does nothing bad really but just gets his life ruined worse and worse due to his own inassertiveness and passivity. I also really like the dead industrial wasteland setting that clearly inspired people like Tsukamoto
>>204317963Sometimes, it's better to be beta.
>>204318114Wait what? Fuck no
>>204317963>Eraserhead is a black comedy about the same kind of weak pushover office clerk as in Gogol's The Overcoat or Kafka's The Trial or any number of stories.All low-testerone uninteresing ponderings.
>>204318195Wait what? Fuck yes. There's situations in life where it's better to give up, specially if the reason for action is retarded. Have you seen how many "alpha males" get knifed a year for the most retarded reasons (girls, getting robbed, getting insulted, etc.)?
>>204317284For me, it’s Hey Bulldog:https://youtu.be/3loZHihta1M
>>204318298Lovely Rita is another classic, of course:https://youtu.be/Mhf9R7xj-5U
Matrix trilogy is /film/core.
>>204318362Nah. The trilogy isn't, the quadrilogy is.
>>204316855«COSMOPOLIS» (2012) IS ONE OF THE BEST WORKS OF CINEMA OF THIS CENTURY, AND, CERTAINLY, THE BEST THING THAT CRONENBERG HAS MADE: ÓPTIMO CINE.DELILLO'S NOVEL IS AS GOOD AS ITS CINEMATIC ADAPTATION.YOU HAVE BAD TASTE.
>>204318481Fuck off tranny.
>>204318481I disagree, but Cosmopolis (2012) could be said to be "based".
finna watch the straight story rn lil bros
>>204316928Good, leave
I said last thread was turning out to be decent and it ended up being shit
>>204319086you jinxed it lil bro
>>204319086Last thread was shit from the OP
>>204319242Much like this one, then.
>>204319267This one had a based and kino OP
>>204319281>This one had a based and kino OP
>>204319281So did the last one. But the angry kids have to be angry
The ultimate question: SRT or PGS?
>>204319446Absolutely srt. To look at, to modify in the player, to edit, to extract. All around better.
>>204319446.srt
>>204317153>Blue Velvet is ordinary and reveals nothing. No art, no commentary on small-town America, no theological insights, no aesthetic vision.This is objectively false.
I want to make. Movies how do I learn to do that? Am I too old? I want to be big director very cool
>>204320021Windows Movie Maker
>>204320021ffmpeg
bros I just found giant fucking roaches in my apartment and I'm about to have a nervous breakdown because I can't afford an exterminator this month. I am really needing a nice comfy thread right now with all my homies.
>>204320209holding you bro
>>204320219thx anon, youdabest!
>>204320209Roaches cannot hurt you, they don't carry diseases and they don't bite people.
>>204320209faggot>>204320219another faggot
>>204320209Get some mice to eat the roaches
>>204320257they are disgusting, they crawl into your refrigerator and can reproduce quickly and are hard to kill, it is absolutely worth worrying about.
>>204319969I agree with you and i don't even care for Lynch.
>>204320282Just learn to live with them like that guy from that movie.
>>204320265does that work? wouldn't I just have a mouse problem after that?
>>204320330Then you get cats to eat the mice.
>>204320021https://youtube.com/watch?v=8RrRp6w9gXMFor all the aspiring filmmakers.
>>204320363But what if I have a cat problem then??
>>204320396Then you get some Haitians to eat the cats.
>>204320396Dogs.
>>204320427>HaitiansI...I think I'll take the roaches afterall
>>204320524Tsai did this.
>>204320524this little niggas life story more interesting than tsais entire filmography
>>204320209
>>204316492Gadonfag is glorious. He is setting the table for the Year of Gadon. I salute you!
>>204320714
>>204320698that is absolutely disgusting to me, I think roaches are just the most repulsive insect.Also this doesn't look like a Tsai film but my young homie Lee is headlining.
>>204320766They harmless little bugs, anon. Roaches on the other hand, are very repulsive, yes.
>>204320766It's from Rebels of the Neon God, Tsai's first feature film.
>>204320807Yes I was talking about roaches.
>>204320830no wonder it looked different from the rest of the films. There were too many cuts for it to be a Tsai film.
Queen of /film/
>>204320938You're late.
>>204320938
>>204321021did you make this with dalle 3 lol?
>>204316492Lmao G*donfag is SEETHING
>>204321059No, that's an actual photograph, and I just pasted a frame from the film over the TV.
>>204320209Not roach related, but one time I was spanking the monkey when a silverfish fell on my chest. I almost cried. My recommendation is picrel. Take the Jerrypill /film/. Your life will be infinitely better.
>>204321181kino premise
>>204321136what's he watching? actor looks familiar
>>204316492I love Sarah Gadon.
>>204321254Sarah Gadon
>>204321181Based, Jerry ruled. Watch The Bellboy and The Nutty Professor also, anons.
>>204321254Sidonie in Japan>>204321275Wrong.
>>204320843I know, it was a racist joke, callin asians bugs.
>>204321254>>204321296the latest Huppert rice steaming joint
>>204321021this one isn't accurate because Bau has yet to steam the rice
>>204321356dudnt matterasianbois be salivatin
>>204316492Why are Canadians so kino?
>>204321474weak bait
>>204321462I mean you're not wrong, I think she's hot af, but I personally don't really spam her like I do my skinny delicate blondes.
waifufags be like
>>204321502Semi-based semi-Bauchad
>>204316492I love Nastassja Kinski!
>>204321529pure soul
>>204321558Everybody loves Nastassja Kinski
>>204320714Im thinking based
>>204321592Except racists
>>204321691to be fair she is a coalburner. if she had a little self respect she would have gone for the less inflammatory asian.
>>204321705That thing has absolutely zero self respect lmao
>>204321725agreed she is the bottom of the barrell waifu. Even an actual porno whore like Melody is above her.
footfags be like
>>204321592Many people post and adore Nastassja Kinski. In fact, so many that I don't even have to repeatedly reply to myself like an insane person!
>>204321745This
>>204321748God i wish that were me.
>>204321780which one?
>>204321748What is the name of this kino?
>>204321828The Wayward Cloud (2005)
>>204321806Lee.
>>204321828I think it's The Hole, but all the early tsai shit blends together?
>>204321748knobby toes and flat soles. ew
>>204321872I wasn't going to say anything but:Korean women's feet > Japanese women's feet > Chinese women > Taiwanese women
>>204321745Offensive and incorrect. Nastassja Kinski's performance in Paris Texas is among the greatest of all time, to say nothing of all of her other fine performances. Both looks and talent wise, she brutally mogs high school drama club """actress""" and cookie cutter sexless ice queen Sarah G*don to oblivion.
>>204321922>Chinese women > Taiwanese womenThese are the same thing, anon.
>>204320209Joe's Apartment
>>204322091Coalburner.
>>204322120I actually agree, Taiwan is a part of China, but the girls in Taiwan have a different look than the Mainlanders.
>>204320021Hang in there!
>>204322180But enough about Gadon
>>204322091At 18 Kinski already had a more iconic résumé than Gadon. It's really not fair to even compare the two desu
>>204322503that nigga is gay, I already posted his ig pic at the tranny party.
Stop talking about the two worst waifus on /film/.
>>204321748Yum.>>204321780Based.
>>204322518At whoring?
>>204321745>>204321725This.
>>204322758faux nigga
You people don't discuss anything
>>204322762>defending the black bullHow cucked are you?
I LOVE THE BELOVED AND ACCLAIMEDFrench actress Ophelie Bau!German actress Nastassja Kinski!American actress Jessica Harper!Canadian actress Sarah Gadon!
>>204322782I'm not defending. He is the whitest man of color I have seen.
>>204322781Were being invaded by the coalburner spamming cuck
>>204322810literal nig posting cope pics, this is the one time I will permit the ol 'you know what to do'
>>204322789The coalburning race mixer doesn't belong.
lil bros fightin again
>>204322758
>>204322789No more brother wars!
For me, it's Lee.
>>204322918what's going through his head here
>>204322518True. Even in the early exploitation stuff like pic related she makes it watchable through sheer sensuality and screen presence. Gadon could never hope to light up a room like that.>>204322758>>204322810>>204322839>>204322890You lash out and samefag from pure envy, everyone sees through you. SAD!>>204322846>>204322895I would be perfectly happy to live and let live, but he insists on being a pest in every single thread where I dare even say the name of a film she's in.
>>204322918Leebros always chillin n winnin.>>204322943>Anything for cinema.
>>204322954You spam this talentless nepobaby coalburning whore every day.
>>204323018It's pathetic really. I pity them.
>>204316492Kill Gadonfag. Behead Gadonfag. Roundhouse kick Gadonfag into the concrete. Slam dunk Gadonfag into the trashcan. Crucify Gadonfag. Defecate in Gadonfag's food. Launch Gadonfag into the sun. Stir fry Gadonfag in a wok. Toss Gadonfag into an active volcano. Urinate into Gadonfag's gas tank. Judo throw Gadonfag into a wood chipper. Twist Gadonfag's head off. Report Gadonfag to the IRS. Karate chop Gadonfag in half. Curbstomp Gadonfag. Trap Gadonfag in quicksand. Crush Gadonfag in the trash compactor. Liquefy Gadonfag in a vat of acid. Dissect Gadonfag. Exterminate Gadonfag in the gas chamber. Stomp Gadonfag's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Gadonfag in the oven. Lobotomize Gadonfag. Feed Gadonfag to alligators. Slice Gadonfag with a katana.
>>204322781OK let's discuss our favorite actress Sarah Gadon
Letterboxd user after saying paddington 2 is peak cinema and putting something like the bee movie in their top 4
whats going on here
"Coalburning" is based af. Chuds fuck off.
>>204323244Go do that in /mid/
>>204323258See>>204322810
This general is done for
>>204323352Good
>>204323352Not yet
>>204323018>>204323069Sue me assholeI keep to my own threads for the most part, I've made like 2 general OPs about her total and I do not try to steer all the discussion to be about her. In fact the only reason I didn't make my own thread today is because with all the capeshit spam any niche topic dies in like 20 minutes.Also Kinski had more talent in her little finger than your Pajeet bait sundress tradwife parody.
>>204323370Yuck
>>204323382>Pajeet bait sundress tradwife parodyGadonlets on suicide watch
why lil gadon bro so triggered by kinski in particular
>>204323382>In fact the only reason I didn't make my own thread today Why do you NEED to make your own thread today?That's why people don't like you. That's just spamming if you have a compulsion to post everyday.
>>204323415It’s been going on since like March
>>204323544yea but why
>>204323555>>204323544>>204323415/tv/ won't abide a coalburner.
>>204323544nigga u been spamming gadon for years
>>204323602March is when the coalburning spam started
>>204323584You’re like the anti-smoking fag on steroids. You think about coalburning more than you breathe.>>204323602I am neither one of them, I just noticed it back then.
>>204323628Ideally I would be able to browse /tv/ in peace. But the coalburner spammer insists on spamming his coalburner everyday.
two asian lil bros fightin over their white waifus again
>>204323408Based.
>>204323685fr shits sad to watch
>>204323685Only Gadon is white. The other one is a degenerate racemixer.
>>204323698mixin wont change ur race lil bro
>>204323505Anwer the question.
>>204320938When's that sequel coming out
>>204323505>30 identical threads about the new slop of the week at all times... (crickets)>my 1 thread per day at max (I don't post literally every day, I occasionally give it a break for a few days or a week) is spamming and I'm the problem It's literally just you that has a serious problem with me, even if someone finds me annoying it's easy to just ignore my thread or filter. Also you are obsessed with black dicks and refer to yourself in the third person.
>>204323736rite when these asian lil bros here stop fightin over white women
>>204323736Who the fuck knows. Earlier this year that dude at World of Reel said that there were rumblings that the new cut would screen at Cannes, but that obviously amounted to nothing.
>>204323757That hasten washed up c-list coalburner from the 1980's is not relevant enough to warrant more than one thread a month.
lil gadon bro says hes angry about racemixin when we know hes an asian guy lustin after a white womanlil bro lost his mind...
>>204323758Why are some /film/anons obsessed with pushing the idea that anyone simping over a white woman is asian? Film roles aside lol
>>204323858Being Asian is literally the only explanation for why someone would think that Gadon is special in any way
>>204323858Both of these guys have literally said that they are Asian in previous threads.
>>204323890Wrong. Sarah Gadon is the most beautiful , captivating and talented woman in the world. Naturally everyone is attracted to her, even Asians.
>>204323835lil bro is oddly quiet about bau having a baby with an arab bro tooalmost like lil bro dont really care about racemixing
>>204323907Kinskiposter has never said he was Asian.
>>204323942I don't know who that is.
>>204323931Someone like Sarah Gadon is for me aesthetic counterfeit money when compared to a good Bau, a Harper, or a Gish.
Watched this today. I liked it.
>>204323967You are mistaken.
>>204323994Sarah Gadon is incomparable perfection in looks and talent.
>>204323971Refer to >>204322895
>>204323995This is actually the first Spike Lee joint I’ve liked after watching 6 others.
>>204324017Still don't know who that is.
>>204324017:)
>>204323971lil bro started using /film/ yesterday
>>204324040Looks swarthy, almost middle eastern
>>204323994Based holy trinity respecter.
Racefags OUT
>>204324018Next, I will watch this. I have a feeling that this is going to be a great movie.
>>204324056Mediterranean perfection
>>204322895Gish isn't even popular here.
>>204323698/film/ is a center-left general. Go back to /tv/ with your racist bullshit, your kind is not welcome here.
>>204323994Someone like Sarah Gadon is for me aesthetic counterfeit money when compared to a random woman on the street.
>>204322789>German actress Nastassja Kinski!>American actress Jessica Harper!>Canadian actress Sarah Gadon!unironically the three waifufags running /tv/mark my words and pick a side: it will come down to these three
>>204324095Ever since Griffithfag left she doesn't have a dedicated spammer like Harper or Bau but she's still a dear actress to anyone with a serious interest in film. She's earned a spot.
>>204324140/tv/ is a Sarah Gadon board
>>204324140In descending order from best to worst1. Harper2. KinskiPOWER GAPPOWER GAPPOWER GAP3. Gadon
>>204323907>>204323967>>204324002Nipping this crap in the bud right now. Thanks for making me get out of bed.
/film/ is a joke.
>>204324152And let's not forget her role in the waifu war
>>204324167I'd swap Kinski and Harper personally but agreed that Gadon belongs way down at the bottom
Gadon is off-topic anyways.
>>204324179I've seen Asians whiter than that. Post your eye folds.
>>204324179Based.
>>204324179Asian hand
>>204324179Nice collectionSleep tight homie
luv ma tite homies
>>204324203Sarah Gadon is the queen of /film/
>>204324191>Gadon belongs way down at the bottomThat's all that really matters. It's what unites us waifuposters.
>>204324179I love how everyone is posting their hands now lmao
>>204324179what's that hand supposes to prove? that you're korean?
>>204324220Sarah Gadon is the queen of /mid/
>>204324220stay in /hor/ you insufferable faggot
>>204324226The mental illness of racialism.
>>204324269Seething handlet
>>204324269so far the hand posters are black and white, no asians.
>>204324273I have hands THOUGH.
>>204324240Beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress Sarah Lynn Gadon, star of television, film, stage, voice actress, ballet dancer, model, film studies major, screenwriter, producer, director, wife and mother with a prolific and accomplished 26 year career and most beautiful woman in the world and queen of /tv/ and /film/
We're all non-white here.
>>204324282we just got an asian hand poster
>>204322895It’s kinda funny how I posted below like 6 hours ago and it’s already relevant again: >>204311721>it should be posted here more often when shit gets nasty so newfags are aware there really isn’t much waifu contention in /film/ outside of hated and critically panned Canadian prostitute Sarah Gadon.
Racialism brings us all together.
>>204324297Lil kinskibro is pasty asf you're coping
>>204324319thisi know a white devil yakub spawn when i see one.
>>204324220You're not even an actual /film/fag, just here to spam this bland nobody. Go invade other threads.
>>204324319lil bro needs to go out n meet some pale japs and koreansthey out there
>>204324304This thread has been horrible, Harperposter my friend.
>>204324340fr nigga doesn't even know bau
>>204324319See>>204324344>>204324205Also he gets no points even if he was white since he's a cuck simp for a racemixing coalburner
>>204324318Not any differently than Gadonfag does.
If only everyone else had the tact and good character of Harperfag and Leefag.
>>204324373>a cuck simpgadon is married u know lil bro
Where's Huppertfag btw?
>>204324288Unfathomably based.
>>204324384I'm the Bauchad-Joechad and am the one constantly calling for no more brother wars.
>>204320021just be yourself
>>204324411there is no such thing as a self
>>204324394Yes, Sarah Gadon has a blue eyed white baby with her blue eyed white husband.
>>204324403You're bi?>anyone calling themselves chadlol, lmao
>>204324418indeed so ur a cuck simp lil bro
Gadoncuck
>>204324398Huppertfag is Harperposter who's also Alucardanon from /hor/.
>>204324418>Yes, Sarah Gadon has a blue eyed white baby with her blue eyed white husband.Based trad aryan princess.
>>204324449>Huppertfag is Harperposterwhat the FUCK
gadonfag is converting me...
>>204324467no dont become a cuck simp lil bro
>>204324459stop replying to yourself this is sad
>>204324420>You're bi?No, lol. Just a fan of his work. I'm distinguishing myself from the others because my liking of Syndromes and a Century and approval of an OP of it kinda marked the end of the great waifu war.>anyone calling themselves chadThat's how it works when you're Baublessed.
>>204324480i'm just now realizing how pretty she is
I told yall YKWTD soon as Gadonfag showed up but yall didnt listen
I love Sarah Gadon
>>204324467Welcome Gadonbro :)
>>204324498Nothing pretty about those dead eyes
>>204324532Sarah Gadon's blue eyes are absolutely stunning.
Can we talk about film instead of simping over overrated whores (besides Gish) who don’t even know we exist?
>>204324487lil bro literally no one else is recognizing u as a resident joefag because u aint ever joepostin
>>204324565lil bro nigga tsai lee queen of /film/ bau harper huppert kinski lilian gish sarah gadon somebody bake on it kimchi duck intellectual counterfeit money feeling intellectual storytellers thanks conceptual haneke
>>204324167Literally my ranking considering Kinskibro is a friend and I hate Gadonfag for attempting to derail even my own threads. I’m not joking, I made a thread recently that hit bump limit and he tried derailing that shit five (5) different times.>>204324179Based Kinski collection.
mind-rape general
>>204324487>claims to be a joechad>because he likes Syndromes, which has been highly acclaimed on /film/ for yearsPoser.A real Joechad loves all of his features and has seen most of his shorts as well.
A real Joechad brushes his teeth thinking of succulent erect black cocks glistening with precum
>>204324579>no one else is recognizing u as a resident joefagDidn't mean to imply that, just meant to demonstrate my part in this era of relative waifu peace. I was actually trying to talk about Joe here last week, but didn't get any replies.
>>204324647This as well. Joechads are gay and proud.
>>204324647>a real K*nskifag
>>204324648>in this era of relative waifu peace.lmao. That era ended when waifufags began spamming in every thread instead of just in some.
>>204324647Based
>>204324694lmao
>>204324624>A real Joechad loves all of his features and has seen most of his shorts as wellThis is basically true of me as well (haven't seen that many of his shorts). I just meant that my mentioning of loving SaaC in response to an OP of it kinda marked the end of the great waifu war.
>>204324648>in this era of relative waifu peaceFucking delusional.
>>204324606Which thread?
>>204324718No one gave two shits about you liking SaaC. Meds.
>>204324718I made that thread and I have zero clue what you're even talking about.
>>204324674Waifu peace is not about levels of spam, it's about greater harmony and understanding among the waifuposters (except Gadonfag).
>>204324694Is that k*nskifag?Looks like it
>>204324786end yourself, larper
>>204324762https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/204086356/#204086497https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/204086356/#204086811Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it.
>>204324718Yeah, we get it. This is getting embarrassing.
>>204324349Indeed. Do I have post my hand now too?
>>204324819You made one anon calm down. Whoopsie fucking doo.
>>204324349Don't worry. I'm gonna bake us a better thread, hopefully free from the trash tier waifu spam.
>>204324819yea this aint making u a joechad, lil bro
>>204324825have to*
>>204324825Post your feet, sexy.
>>204324836Tat tvam asi lil bro.
>>204324852Esl
>>204324798What is he even larping? Retard lol
>>204324866Not at all. I just think faster than I type and forget to proofread half the time lol
NEW>>204324872>>204324872>>204324872NEW
>>204316492I love Sarah Gadon
>>204324915ok simp cuck
