Involuntary Face Transplants editionPrevious >>204320044
>>204325735First for Lake Dungo a shit
tonight I'm up to Puppet Master 8: The Legacy>The majority of the film consists of flashbacks using footage recycled from the previous seven films.god damn it.
>>204325735>Involuntary Face Transplants edition
>>204325735First for Jill Schoelen.
>>204325801Anon, serious question: why are you putting yourself through this?
for me it's Billy Zane
>>204325822>but if anyone throws up a thread early againIt was all Gadonfag, one of the worst spammers currently camped in /hor/.
>>204325822It's the lesser of the evils. You can wait til bump limit and have shitty OPs or you can ignore the bump limit within reason and get good OPs. By post 308, discussion is dead anyway and people are just waiting for the new thread to drop to say anything important.
>>204325822Based
>>204325855This. By 300 it’s more likely I’m just going to reply to whoever in the next thread.
>>204325838Can I get a based?
>>204325822>>204325857Do that and you'll get a ban, hall monitor. Unsperg yourself, this isn't your discord/subreddit
>>204325823Not him but some people are just gluttons for punishment. Last year I watched the entire Hellraiser series.
>>204325823I'm just a horrible completionist.I love having a themed October though.
>>204325855>>204325882Well then you tards can take a time out for 10-15 posts how does that soundIt's reached a point where lethargy is clearly not cutting it and the retardation needs to be aggressively stamped out. Whether that be because of that Gadonasshole or insolent mongoloids like you two that are just keen to ego threadEnough is enough
This sucked ass
>>204325922please tell us the rest of your meta criticisms of the /hor/ general
>>204325922I agree with you, but you're wrong. What you want to happen cannot be. You're letting the perfect be the enemy of the good.
>>204325946Sure. I think (You) suck more than the average sperg around here, and this place is pretty much a safehaven for smoothbrains.Anything else you want to know, Dennis?
>>204325901>Do that and you'll get a ban, hall monitor. Unsperg yourself, this isn't your discord/subreddit
>>204325838>>204325885BILLY ZANE EDITION WHEN
>>204325919>Last year I watched the entire Hellraiser series.Me too. But it wasn't that bad. I still would think twice about fucking Puppet Master
>>204325969so why do you spend so much time posting here and engaging with the so called smoothbrains?
>>204325855this is such stupid reasoning it hurts my head. I bet you live in a third world country where nobody can form orderly lines.
>>204325953And he's nobody to be lecturing others, those are some of the most ridiculously cringe comments I've read in any of these threads. Imagine outing yourself and telling jannies you'll spam/floods the board if the new threads don't go as you expect kek
>>204325986He sounds clearly autistic and needless to say out of his depth
>>204325953or OR we just make a quality thread at bump limit??If you had made this thread at 310, and Gadonfag was first. I would still post here anonStop catering the rabble
>>204325953I believe in that anon!You can do it anon!
>>204325985Puppet Master wouldn't be that bad. The real test of endurance is watching everything with the Amityville name slapped on it.
>>204325922I wasn’t talking about making a new edition, as many as I’ve made. I was just referring to replying to posts. I’m gonna wait 5-10 minutes until the next thread if I’m replying to someone because 90% of anons bail after a thread hits bump limit.
>>204326017How many Amityville movies would that be?
>>204325986Dennis, this is our first and likely last interaction. I don't usually talk to the mongoloids in these threads, I either drop a pic of what I'm watching, or I join in on discussion on the other good films that are posted... which is becoming more seldom sadly
>>204325971Kek'd
>>204325987>this is such stupid reasoning it hurts my head. >I bet you live in a third world country where nobody can form orderly lines./hor/ is a third world country. Now does it make sense?>>204326008>or OR we just make a quality thread at bump limit??That would be amazing. But, you've seen that that can't happen. So, what then?>If you had made this thread at 310, and Gadonfag was first. I would still post here anonAnd half wouldn't, and we'd have a split thread. So what then?
>>204325971>>204326017This reminded me. I'm going to do all The Children of the Corn movies this October.
>>204326032About 46.
>>204326059Nearly every time over the years there's been split threads the good ones have won out and the spammers have been banned.Swallowfag got hard banned last year for example. It does happen.
>>204326068That's too many.
>>204326051Blatant autistic samefagging again. Control yourself, you're not fooling anyone
/hor/ bros... i have a revelation for you all...i am billy zane
>>204326080I got fooled....
Dennis! I warned you!
>>204326092Post tits
>>204326059anyone who creates a thread early and is a spammer is gonna lose.you know generals are a bit like how cryptopcurrency works... I wonder if satoshi was a 4channer
>>204326092I propose the term Zaniacs.
>>204326075I see your point Anon, but I have a secondary strategy. I just make a good thread 5 posts early and then we all enjoy ourselves and nothing bad happens.
>>204326080If you'd linked to multiple posts then I could screencap and prove you wrong.
I just set up a macro to tell me when this thread is at 290 posts and I'm going to make a Terrifier thread.
>>204326106>we'd have a split thread. So what then?Birth of a Nation edition.
>Dennis BTFO and in absolute shambles
>>204325974Bitch we just had one yesterday!
>>204326133Or at 312 posts to exactly the same effect
Does Murnau have any other films worth watching, bros?
>>204325814My nigga.
>>204326077I just looked it up and it's actually 69. I'm starting to get a strange urge...
>>204326175I don't know.
This was pretty good actually
>>204326175Yeh Sunrise and Faust
>>204325814Is this from Hellraiser?
>>204326194Jesus. You could do 3 movies a day every October day and still wouldn't be able to fit it into a Halloween marathon.
>>204326201Thank you anon.
>>204326175Yes but not horror. If you want a horror movie you're better off watching Cabinet of Doctor Caligari instead, which is one of the movies the Babadook's director stole from along with Vampyr and The Man Who Laughs (28), both of which are must-watches as well
>>204325901>threatening people with bans>calls others "hall monitors"
Are there bots in /hor/? Surely not right? It's too niche a general... having said that, this thread's quality is already noticeably higher than the lasts...I wonder how many posters are here. 10? 20?
This thread suxxxxxx so farToo much bitching
>>204326194it's quite possible they're now making amityville films faster than you can watch them
>>204326235>>204326246hmmm spoopy
>>204326228The ban would be an otherwise direct result from the retarded spam threats he made. His/your comment is/are self-incriminating, retard
>>204326210No, it’s actually from Suspiria.
>>204326227>Yes but not horrorI was down for recs for either.>you're better off watching Cabinet of Doctor Caligari instead, which is one of the movies the Babadook's director stole from along with Vampyr and The Man Who Laughs (28), both of which are must-watches as wellThank you anon.
>>204326210It's from Cutting Class. One of the best titles for a slasher movie desu.
>>204326264Sounded like wishful thinking on your part.>>204326265Isn't Suspiria a 70s film? The photo looks 80s
>>204326264I know you're quite new here, but just fyi, it's actually against the rules to reply to people telling them you are going to report them / have them banned. Your comment is as much on the borderline in that regard as theirs don't you think?
>>204326290>One of the best titlesDoes it have OTHER redeeming qualities?
>>204326068kek
>>204326294Yeah. It’s not really from that, I’m just taking the piss because she looks a lot like Jess in that picture.
>>204325838best meme this year so farbasedbillybois
>>204326307Yeah I thought it was a pretty good slasher. Good cast, nice high school setting, nice tone and late 80s visuals.You might not like it if you're the average /tv/ user who hates everything though.
>>204326310>produced by Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.
>>204326314If anything she looks like the Wil Wheaton in that pic. And I say that as a Jill Schoelen appreciator since I watched The Stepfather recently.
Anyone watched this one before?I'm about to chuck it on... hoping for some light slasher entertainment.
>>204326322>basedbillyboisAh damn. Zaniacs didn't catch on.
>>204326264Who the fuck cares?
>>204325838>>204326092>>204326322Billy Zane
>>204326331it's a cutting classic
Nearly every horror film I've watched so far has sucked this month
>>204326373I recommend watching better horror movies.
>>204326294>Sounded like wishful thinking on your part.Keep telling yourself that. If you fuck up, you're banned, nobody has to wish for it.>>204326302>I know you're quite new hereYou're wrong and again: your comments are obviously autistic since you make assumptions and you're so dim you can't even take into account the meaning of your own comments.Nobody threatened to report you, but you DID threaten to spam the board with several /hor/ threads so as to muddy the waters, which is a bannable offense. You're so stupid you can't grasp the implications of your retarded controlling attempts.
>>204326344yeah, I think I saw it. It was forgettable.
>>204326331>You might not like it if you're the average /tv/ user who hates everything though.No, I am not, you must have confused me for my bitch girlfriend who in reality shields herself from cinematic pleasure. She was actualy crying when the older lifeguard in the first season of Baywatch died in a rescue, wondering why that happened to him and he didn't deserve it. It took her 4 years to say the words " I don't want to watch [horror movie] because it's too scary".
>>204326175Every single one, he's one of the greatest in history. Watch Faust next.
>>204326310Bro that wasn't even on the list I read. How deep does this rabbit hole go?https://www.imdb.com/list/ls560404794/
>>204326373What did you watch, though?
>>204326342Where does The Stepfather rank in the Schoelen canon?>>204326366Oh shit, it’s Billy the Kid!
>>204326310so that guy Roy Englebrecht is most famous for Celebrity Boxing, but wouldn't you have to be famous for something to be on CELEBRITY Boxing in the first place? why not list that?
>Maniac Cop>the Friday film I forget which number>The Black Cat>AlucardaI love fire stunts. Any ones /hor/ thinks are good?
>>204326381>nobody has to wish for it.I didn't say you have to, only that you did.
>>204326403Maybe he was the host or a commentator for the celebrity boxing matches
>>204326410>the Friday film I forget which numberFreddy vs Jason?
>>204326373They have in common only one thing: you, the viewer. Could be a you problem
>>204326415oh yeah that makes sense, thanks
>>204326387Will definitely check it out. Liked Nosferatu more than I expected
>>204326381>guiiiss!! my shit threads are akchually really goood hookay??!!!?> >:(all this fucking seethe over your shite tatse. embarrassing desu
What the fuck are you retards even arguing about?
>>204326410Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein has a good one.
oh nope he was a boxing promoter and worked as a consultant, seems he's found a movie niche however
>>204326418Part VII: The New Blood. according to notes>At the time, Hodder set a new record for the longest on-camera controlled burn and was on fire for forty seconds.
>>204326442Kek I never made one single thread on 4chan in my entire life you sad pathetic autist. You sound literally retarded with your desperate nonsensical counterargument attempts.
>>204326481I forgot about that.Well, Freddy vs Jason has a big fire stunt too if you haven't seen that. Cool as fuck.
Posting since this is a /hor/ meta thread.
>>204326499go to bed Dennis you're tired
>>204326387>Watch Faust next.It's interesting that the movie came out so perfectly in part because the studio gave him virtually unlimited funds and time, so he could try all kinds of shit and reshoot every scene as much as he wanted until they came out just how he needed them to
>>204326504Seen everything except Terrifier 3, which I will 100% watch without hesitation.
>watching THE final destination
>>204326503been ages, I should rewatch that at some point. I mainly remember kelly rowland calling freddy a faggot.
>>204326504Seems a bit out of date
>>204326519Unequivocally based.
>>204326526Indeed, Freddy even sees her at one point and says "mmm... dark meat". Wouldn't get made today etc.
>>204326526I just remember the subplot about that one black chick that fell in love with Jason? Lmao wtf were they actually smoking back then
>>204326508https://www.verywellhealth.com/repetitive-behaviors-in-autism-260582
>>204326531I didn’t make the chart but it’s from this year though?
>>204326526That was kino. She adlibbed it too lmao.
why are weather events so underrated in /hor/? i guess the expenses are too great to make them? ever since i was a kid i've loved watching hurricane footage and shit like that. the idea of being on a great storm while at sea is the most terrifying thing i can think of
>>204326548>Fixed interests might include having an intense focus in a specific activity, object, or subject.Delete this.
>>204326531>>204326550If it was made the past week it would have Demon Knight on it kek.
>>204326548>written by Lisa Jo Rudy>article medically reviewed by Dennis R. MetrusLmao you can't make this shit up... are you self diagnosed or something?
>>204326574Lmao I think it was made like a month ago.
>>204326581https://neurolaunch.com/autistic-pattern-recognition/
for me it's Demon Knight (1995) starring William "Billy" George Zane (1966)
>>204326571>i guess the expenses are too great to make them?I came to that conclusion yeah. I agree though I want a film where a storm rips it's way through a large cast like it's a slasher.
>>204326574>it would have Demon Knight on it kekWhere did the surge in popularity for this film suddenly come from? I mean I love Demon Knight, but it's like there as that one Demon Knight thread a few days ago and now everyone is talking about Billy Zane non stop lol
It's another>anons accuse each other of being autistic episode
>>204326603Excellent taste.
Sometimes you watch a film about an unhinged broad being terrorized by an old black lady and you just shrug and say, "Bound to happen."
What have been the highlights of /hor/ so far in 2024 for you anons?
>>204326612Some anon had a spergout because we had Demon Knight in the OP and as a response we started Zaneposting.His initial freakout might have been bait to get us to post Billy Zane more, not really sure.
>>204326612>Demon Knight thread>Billy the Kid threadPlus this one anon was right on the money: >>204291804
Haunted Ulster Live is supposed to be on screambox now but no alternative means have yet arrived.it's set on Halloween so should be October kino.
>>204326624Thank you.
>>204326637Late Night with the Devil
Someone shop Billy Zane into this.
>>204323504You just got a bad copy. Looks good to me
>>204326639Unfathomably based.
>>204326671Kek use this pic pls
>>204326637Late Night with the Devil (released 2024)OddityIn a Violent NatureLonglegsVHS BeyondThere'll probablybe some 12 yos and/or aging millennials bitching about some of the movies above you may safely disregard their contrarian spazzing. These are all 2024 horror movies that deserve to be watched if you enjoy the genre.There's also Exhuma but I'm saving it to watch later this month.
>>204326637Only one true answer
>>204326695Fuck it, I might just do it myself lol
>>204326639pretty sure it was the same anon who freaks out about creating a new thread a few posts early.
>>204326714I've seen Late Night, which was mediocre, and Exhuma, which was good
for me? it's Lisa Zane
>>204326637>new moviesIdk, Frogman and In A Violent Nature I guess. For movies that I personally watched for the first time, the best was Dawn of the Dead.>for /hor/ itselfUnironically Billy Zane posting
>>204319542I want to FUCK Wiggy
>>204326756The 2004 remake is arguably the best zombie movie ever made
>>204326785I'll watch it eventually, seems like it's well-liked. For me though, it's Return of the Living Dead.
>>204326751great body of work
>>204326785The 2004 remake isn't even the best Dawn of the Dead
>>204326823For me? It's also Return of the Living Dead, but I always think of that as a punk horror comedy more than a zomg movie.
>>204326848I'm an OG black and white Night of the Living Dead man
>>204326756Did you just start frequenting /hor/ a week ago?
>>204326848>>204326860>night of the living dead>dawn of the dead>return of the living dead>day of the deadThat's some good shit right there.
>>204326875No, I intentionally don't watch every classic horror movie at once because if I did I would have ran out of classics when I was a teenager. I don't want to be stuck watching exclusively SOV and shit when I'm 30.
Will /hor/ continue after Halloween?
>>204326875NTA but today's my first day Anything important I should know?
>>204326899No, it will instead morph into /thanks/
>>204326899It's been year round since last Halloween, and much better then
>>204326899No. Yes
>>204326875>>204326896Oh and also I didn't give a fuck about zombies until about 2 years ago. I was burnt out like everyone else in the 2010s.
>>204326899I hope notDid you see how fucking many spammers we attracted by doing that?
>>204326899I think we are currently paying the price for doing that last season... the only fun part about /hor/ so far has been the Zaneposters
>>204326919if you didn't watch them how could you be burnt out on them?
>>204326944
Which Halloween foods will you make this year? I always make pumpkin pie. Is it even a Halloween food? I’m not American
>>204326948Vidya and cultural exposure from all the zombie shows airing at the time. As a teen I thought they were kinda lame, I associated zombies with how shitty media had gotten.
>>204326957I'm gonna try a new mini skull pizza recipe I haveYes the pizzas are constructed like spoopy skulls
>>204326714>vhs beyonddo you have brain damage
>>204326714>In a Violent NatureJohnny is a boss.
>>204326984He presented it as a mainstream favorite that only contrarians dislike. He has no grounding in reality.
>>204326671>>204326695
>>204326957Pumpkin pie is general Fall food, and I'll be making some too. I also like to make stuffed orange bell peppers with jack-o-lantern faces carved into them.I'm going to try to make candy/caramel apples as well, another great Halloween treat.
>>204326714>The average horror fan actually considers this slop goodGrim, no wonder why modern horror sucks
What does fear taste like?
>>204327012Based as fuck, good job anon
>>204326714>The average horror fan actually enjoys these great filmsAwesome, no wonder why modern horror rules
>>204327030yellow
>>204327024To my mind, the only exceptional film amongst those is In a Violent Nature. Longlegs and Late Night With the Devil were pretty good, Oddity was ok and VHS Beyond was not good.
>>204327044You should have said Mandy to counter the Grim.
>>204327012Excellent work anon. Historical even
>>204326984>>204326999Not my fault you're both narrow contrarians. Keep rewatching your samey slasherslop/critterjerkoff or whatever, Idc>>204327024Not one of those movies could be even remotely considered "slop" if you know the meaning of the word. Oddity is a bit more mainstream perhaps but its narrative is unconventional. Friday the 13th otoh is slop even if I do enjoy the franchise
>>204327012hell yeah
>>204326957>>204326970been doing the skulls for several years now, got a special cast iron pan for it. add in chicken/pizza/taco/apple/pumpkin filling, whatever. it's easy and it looks cool as fuck. great for a party
>>204327069>contrariansYou don't know what that word means.
>>204327069you're the contrarian reacting to your imagined contrarions. positively lynchian.
>>204327012kek
>>204327058Sorry... the Grim adventures of who and Mandy again?
>>204327069>Friday the 13th is slop but V/H/S beyond isn'tb8
>>204327112I don't know. His name is beyond my Spanish ability
>>204327081>>204327087Not at all and you just have to leave the confines of your mind and/or /tv/ to see that those movies were all well-received in their own ways. You sound like a sperg who was seething a couple of weeks ago insisting that Talk to Me was a movie "nobody liked" or some such nonsense
>>204327126Don't you mean beyond your Spanish aBILLYty
>>204327140heh
>>204327121Not in the least. F13 is formulaic and full of cliches. VHS Beyond is much more challenging.
>>204327069If Friday is slop (it's not) then so would V/H/S and In A Violent Nature.
>>204327079post pics
>>204327138>leave the confines of your mindYou heard it people. You literally have to be out of your mind to like VHS Beyond
>>204327155>>204327069This bait was ALMOST good but you fucked it up by bitching about old movies too muchImplying V/H/S beyond isn't slop while saying Friday the 13th is made it obvious you're baiting>I-it's not bait!Fuck off lmao
>>204327138an anon asked what have been your highlights oh /hor/ and in your response you bring up the hypothetical opinions of others unprompted.>see that those movies were all well-received in their own ways. why do you concern yourself with the opinions of others when evaluating movies?>You sound like a sperg who was seething a couple of weeks ago insisting that Talk to Me was a movie "nobody liked" or some such nonsensemore weird autistic headcanon and overconcern with what percentage of the audience liked a movie.
>>204327189Sadly it's probably some pajeet defending it because pooland has a segment.
>there is not one but TWO tranny threads on /tv/ crying about slashers right nowKek, they're going to be crying all October.
What would you do if you got kidnapped?
>>204327252I'd make like a shitty horror movie and Get Out.
>>204327252escape with this one simple trick
>>204327216>Got BTFO in the other thread>Runs to /hor/ to cry about it I find it odd how you're one of the only people who is defending Terrifier on hereAre you actually a paid shill? Why are you so worried about defending it? Can't you come up with actual arguments besides "le tranny"?
>>204325822lol go eat shit faggot
>>204327285Brother, as a fellow Christian I advise you to stay far away from /hor/ threads. They feature horrific images of WHITE people being KILLED. These sick fucks laugh with glee at the mere sight. They are truly SICK. And guess what? Almost every poster in here is JEWISH. Every time you post in this thread, you lose a piece of your eternal soul forever and can never ever ever get it back!!!
>>204327252piss and shit myself in self defense, no one likes the stench of shit and pissespecially not mine
>>204327164NTA but no bc Friday the 13th is formulaic and linear whereas the other 2 are ostensibly much less mainstream. You can show Friday the 13th to any schmuck worldwide and he'll get it
>>204327407lollmao
>>204327436Your content-free reply is a predictable concession which I kindly accept
>>204327455But I wasn't that anon so you technically didn't win the argument with him
>>204325735>Eyes without a face>Got no human grace>You're eyes without a face
>>204327514YOU'RE A BIG DISGRACE WAVING THOSE EYES ALL OVER THE PLACE
>>204327514Really is Billy season hey
>>204327564
>>204327514>>204327555
I'm going to try to push Zaniacs one more time. Try it out. I think you guys will like Zaniacs.
>>204327583
>>204327407How is V/H/S not formulaic? Anthology movies are so formulaic that Hollywood decided they were too schlocky to make, that's why they're all low budget direct-to-streaming movies now.
>>204327285I was mainly talking about the thread crying about Friday the 13th and Halloween. Nice spergout, though.
>>204327657Which thread is that?
Times you acted like Shorty?
>>204327628>How is V/H/S not formulaic?The narrative is fragmented, the ff perspective is unconcentional and some episodes require some abstraction and connecting the dots. Friday the 13th is a guy (or his mom in the 1st one) with a machete chopping up ppl in the vicinity of a lake. Anyone can follow its plot bc it's displayed on a surface level
>>204327710This one >>204326868Troons really seething that old horror movies used to be sexual lmao.
>>204327587
>>204327717>The narrative is fragmented, the ff perspective is unconcentionalIt's an anthology movie but found footage. Maybe it was unique when it was a single movie but now it's incredibly formulaic streaming shit that they release yearly. It couldn't get more formulaic, it's the same thing every year.
>>204327736kek so that redditor started autistically sperging about Terrifier when it wasn't about Terrifier at all. redditors ITT are so upset about the cruelty and misogyny in Terrifier they're looking for any excuse to go off about it, aren't they
>>204327739BasedYou made my evening
>>204327755Anthologies contain different plots (in the previous VHS installment 2 of them had a narrative connection, an added narrative layer) and a wraparound arc. VHS Beyond also mixes fiction with real characters/events. Those elements alone make them much less universally conventional a than a rote slasher which is a frar of the woods bugaboo story that any tribal dweller can easily grasp
>>204327822Before it was Terrifier those same people complained about Saw, and before that it was classic slashers. They're just assblasted faggots and I guess they're looping back to hating the classics again lol.
>>204327848Freddy vs Jason is a more unique movie than any V/H/S.
>>204327822With how much you faggots talk about that forum I am really starting to wonder if you don't use it yourselves.
>>204326637Can I ask something? Were you guys doing some Monday night cult cinema viewings last year?
>>204327856they wanted to give Scream an nc-17 rating.
>>204327867>Freddy vs JasonKek no it isn't, it's more of the same cat X mouse mindless slaughter with a little lore scattered around
>>204327867>uniqueYou ever seen The Princess Bride, anon?
>>204327822Terrifier is made by a redditor
>>204327910Nope but I doubt it's a slasher with two rival killers fighting.
>>204327913OH MY GAWWWWDDDD
>>204327913>draws his own cool artbased.
>>204327913I'd ask him why he seems to be afraid of naked women
Another pic from his reddit AMA
>>204326957It's called Oíthe Shamhna
>>204327890someone linked a post discussing Terrifier over there in one of these threads a couple days ago, and they absolutely hated it because they said it was too cruel and too misogynstic to be considered horror. so that really tells you the kind of people devotedly badmouthing it, they probably do come from there
>>204327949Did someone force him to put naked chicks in All Hallows Eve and Terrifier?
I can't wait to watch more horror kinos after work tomorrow
>>204327970If you stopped talking about this subject, would you die?
>>204327971He has to do actual nude scenes as good as those from, say, Fulci movies
>>204325760such a garbage movie. fuck you Jay Bauman.
>>204327564KEK, not all Billies are Zane though
>Terrifier shills can only defend Terrifier by bringing up the same reddit thread over and over, as they can't think of rebuttals for any arguments Damien Leone needs to hire better shills honestly
>>204327949Modern day legal nonsense, i'd assume. Same reason he isn't just producing snuff, i'd imagine. But those are assumptions and imaginings. Why not just ask him yourself?
>>204327715>using bong water to water your cannabis plant
>>204328034can you keep it to one thread? go assist some homeless Whites.
>>204328037Reddit is dysgenic central
>>204327997no but it would be extremely painful reading their reddit Terrifier hate over and over
>>204327970It's funny>dude nooo you can't watch that horror movie, the serial killer is mean to women! yikes!How is that even a problem? And why do they need to cry about it instead of just not watching it? Why do faggots want to world to revolve around them?
>>204328050>S-stop calling me out!Go back to r/horror and ask Damien Leone some questions lmao
>>204325760What a fucking piece of garbage. Never listening to Reddit Letter Media again.
>>204328082>toThe
>anon introduces me to anime horror>check them out>so many are 45 minutes>plow through them>marathon list number skyrocketsDann, I might hit 50 movies by the end of the weekend.
>>204327972Based
I'm going to sleep well tonight, fellow zaniacs.
>>204328082seriously it was all "sure he stabbed the men, but he stabbed the women more! that was just crossing the line". sums up who is coming here to whine about Terrifier kino
>>204328153Those faggots don't realize I've watched and enjoyed a slasher where the guy facefucks a girl to death. I want the killer to be mean, crying about muh heckin misogyny is not at all a persuasive argument. The juxtaposition of a fun movie with horrific events happening is what makes horror cool.
>>204328152>A ghost threw a party one night,>And thought, "Who would bring the most fright?">It called up dear Billy,>With the scary big willy,>Now with Zane there, the vibe was just right!
So let me get this straight, some dummy is really trying to say scary anthologies are too difficult for normalfags as if Simpsons hasn't been doing them for 30 years?
>>204328236I don't think you have it straight because I don't see anybody saying that.
>>204328270Scroll up.
>>204328285I scrolled up and nobody said that. The closest was a post saying Hollywood doesn't fund theatrical anthologies anymore, which is true and not what you're talking about.
>>204328236Simpsons are also more complex than Friday the 13th because of its references and subtle humor. VHS isn't another random anthology neither in form nor content. And Friday the 13th is horror fodder that asks little of the viewer
>>204328270>Anthologies contain different plots (in the previous VHS installment 2 of them had a narrative connection, an added narrative layer) and a wraparound arc.>Those elements alone make them much less universally conventional a than a rote slasher which is a frar of the woods bugaboo story that any tribal dweller can easily grasp
>>204328301Now scroll down
>>204328317Anon are you aware how many anthologies came out in the 60, 70s, and 80s? It's not at all groundbreaking, this is an old genre they've been making since the days of black and white. They predate slashers.
>>204328317You didn't refute any of those claims
>>204328340>nobody said that>reply with quote of them saying that>replies and begins arguing with the quote like it was that guy's opinionReading comprehension
>>204328360Oh sorry kek.
>>204328340I am and I was going to say Twilight Zone because that was pretty mainstream at the time but Simpsons was a better example because everyone including the normiest of normalfags has watched and enjoyed those so it's not likq an anthology is too difficult a concept for people to comprehend like he was trying to say
guys guys guys, you're getting bogged down in semantics and bickering over nothing. let's instead take a moment to appreciate and honor our threadly guardian, the one and only Billy Zane!
>>204328356okay so now it went from nobody said it to oh they said it but you didn't refute, not interested in your goalpost moving
>>204328399This.
>>204328388You're trying to establish a strawman since the example wasn't any anthology (which are also arguably more complex than Friday the 13th but that's another discussion), it was very clearly and specifically VHS Beyond
>>204328422I'm not the same guy dummy, I'm the one whose comment you quoted
>>204328429>Anthologies contain different plotsno strawman those are his exact words copied and pasted
>>204328429Anthologies are usually less complex because the stories have to be incredibly simple to fit in the allotted amount of time.
>>204328399Surely we finally get the Billy Zane edition next thread
>>204328399These circular arguments ITT are definitely the zane of my existence.
>>204328442No, the reference was very clearly VHS Beyond since the beginning of the discussion. Trying to get a random phrase out of context sounds like desperation
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>>204328443But never simpler than Friday the 13th, whose plot is paper thin and entirely devoid of nuance or subtext
>>204328476anon I quoted the full context in the first place and you were so simpleminded that I had to focus it even more in the hopes of you managing to comprehend it, scroll up
>>204328493Le maymay haha Baskin Roberts lol le funny
>>204328493lol nice
>>204328497Slashers are simple at their core but have nuance. Anthologies have less nuance because the simplicity is forced upon the stories instead of being a more intentional decision.>>204328493Won't say any more lol.
>ctrl f Billy>25 hitsrofl wtf
>>204328458They should use this OC I just made.
>>204328503No you did not "quote the full context". HERE is the full context >>204327848 which is directly and clearly referring to VHS Beyond
>>204328530Number too low, we need to do better.>>204328531Kek
>>204328531This one's very good, just need to edit the credits at the bottomThis meme is legitimately saving /hor/ feels closer to 2015 days all of a suddenWell done anons
What if it was an anthology of slashers? Does the dummy who thinks anthologies are hard have an opinion on one of those?
Kolobos: The Revenge Starring Billy Zane as George Floyd, the protagonist of the film
>>204328520>Slashers are simple at their core but have nuance.Not usually and most definitely not Friday the 13th kekRituals or Sleepaway Camp are more layered, but they're exceptions in the subgenre.Anthology episodes have linear narratives but significantly better plots than F13th. And the VHS ones add even more form/content aspects to the anthology template whereas F13th is samey
>>204328593Zany as fuck
>>204328574Nta but Body Bags has a slasher segment (directed by Carpenter) that's pretty good.The last segment in All Hallows' Eve is a slasher too.
>>204328611VHS is the "samey"-est thing in the world. They've released 5 identical movies the past few years.
>>204328531100% use this for next thread it's 10/10 OC
>>204328574you mean like picrel?
>>204328554Good catch. Fixed
>>204328639do it
>>204328639Saved. Baking.
>>204328624Wrong, VHS has dozens of themes, tropes, settings, styles etc etc. Jason stuff is interchangeable and formulaic
>>204328653I could argue the reverse and it would be right.Friday the 13th Part 3 has themes present in none of the other films, Jason X has a setting not present in the other films, et cetera. When you start a V/H/S segment you already know where it's going to go.
>>204328545oh okay so I should've also quoted the line that had no relevance to the discussion about anthologies, I understand now
>>204328648I'm getting hungry, anon
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>>204328713You could stand to skip a thread or two, anon. Maybe cut back on the /hor/ threads for a while huh?
